Chapter 70: How Did Your Mother Make You Eat? (The third update, ask for recommendation votes)
Sherlock was stunned for a moment when he saw the small love on the envelope, and the "Blue" next to him also asked at this time:
"Lord Sherlock, is this your suitor?"
"I didn't even know there was such a thing, probably when I went to the city lord experience exchange meeting before, someone secretly had a crush on me, and then obtained my address from various sources to write to me."
Sherlock smiled and picked up the envelope, tore open the seal, then took out the letter and looked at it:
[Winterfell's Big Deals for the Quarter]
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If you want to unsubscribe, please go to the Winterfell Business Processing Department, queue up to receive the complaint form, and queue up for processing after filling it out, and the queue is currently 98548551. ”
Sherlock held the envelope in his hand in a daze, and did not speak for a long time.
"Tsk, I didn't expect that after 10,000 years of abandonment, even the underground world began to pop these junk advertising letters? And the unsubscribe process is still so cumbersome, is it deliberate? ”
Blue said this with a laugh, but Sherlock still didn't react.
He was looking at a message on the list of offers:
"[Northern Underworld City Sales Department Advertisement] Are you still confused that the dungeon can't be upgraded? Are you still worried about having money in your hands and nowhere to throw it? Hurry up and come to the [Northern Underworld Sales Department] and empty your little treasury in a second! Exciting Specials! Sign up now, the original price of 20,000,000 magic stones for the upgrade of the unactivated dungeon core, the current price is only 19999999 magic stones! The price drops by 1 magic stone! For specific content, please write to the sales department, address: Winterfell, expensive to death zone, poor eggs don't come to the street, No. 888 [Northern Underground World Sales Department] Winterfell Branch. ”
Sherlock looked at it for a while, then collapsed backwards, and muttered with dull eyes:
"The price has increased again......"
Core Blue was silent for a moment, and said in a very empathetic tone:
"Look at the point, Lord Sherlock, although you can't upgrade the dungeon for the time being, at least you have a dungeon of your own, which is already very good, you think about those goblins outside, don't look at them smiling all day here, in their own world, they may earn money to buy toilets after working for a lifetime, and they will have to pay interest to the bank for the rest of their lives. Ah, five players died in the dungeon, you see, aren't you another 500 magic stones? ”
As soon as Blue finished speaking, five magic doors appeared outside, and then he saw five goblins coming out of the magic doors.
A group of players outside saw the green names above their heads, and they all surrounded them, because those five were players who went to open up a dungeon, and when they came back in this way, it was obvious that the group was wiped out, and they all cared about the difficulty of the dungeon.
Sherlock just glanced at the excited group of players outside, then sat back in his chair, picked up the letter and continued to read, in addition to the news of the discounted store, the other letter also had some newsletters attached to it.
For example, the [Home Away] magic shop basically finds out the general location of the latest ancient ruins, and starts the relevant plan to excavate the ancient ruins, the merchant alliance attaches great importance to this, and recruits relevant professionals from the entire underground world, with high salaries and benefits.
"[Home from Home] Magic Shop? Sherlock, is this the one you sell the keys to ancient ruins? ”
Blue asked, confused.
"That's right, I saw an opportunity to make a fortune."
Sherlock said with a smile.
After saving and closing the computer that was still running Civilization 6 in front of him, he picked up the cloak from behind his chair and threw it behind him, and Sherlock walked towards the portal outside the core hall:
"Blue, resurrection system maintenance for an hour."
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"Bell ——!"
The black dagger and the red axe staggered, and a goblin wearing armor with the word "Arthur" on his head staggered his body to the left.
He really couldn't parry the force of the big axe's chopping head-on, so he could only stagger his body and unload the power of the axe along the right side.
Holding the big axe is the skeleton of a berserker, with a black aura all over his body, three times as tall as a goblin, although he has no muscles, but under the effect of undead magic, their strength is not much worse than that of ordinary berserkers.
"Humble mortals, you can't stop us! The world belongs to the Abyss Legion! ”
The moment the huge axe was smashed to the ground by [Arthur] in front of him, the beastman skeleton opened its mouth and shouted.
Then he stretched out his right hand, accurately predicted the direction of [Arthur's] dodge, grabbed [Arthur]'s neck, and grabbed the agile goblin towards his side.
At this moment, a goblin with the words "Umegawa Cool" on his head on his head collided with the Beastman Skeleton Soldier and slammed his shield into the Beastman Skeleton Soldier's thigh bone.
At the same time, another goblin with [burning chest hair] on his head also took a dagger and jumped up and poked it at the spine of the beastman skeleton, but it didn't seem to have a great effect.
There was also a goblin lying next to it, with a large hole in the stomach split by an axe, but it was not dead, and the mosaic was scattered all over the floor.
The mortally wounded goblin was lying on the ground, with the word "hoe" on his head, and a goblin on the side, and a goblin with [Sylvanas] on his head, holding a short sword and shield in his forehand, looking for an opportunity to go up and output.
This is the fourth and highest level of the tower, and not far away, there is a portal that can teleport out, and these goblins only need to defeat this last skeleton soldier, which means that the entire graduation test will end in the complete defeat of the two graduation lichs.
On the high console, two lichs were watching from afar, one of the lichs and his skeletons had been killed by the goblins.
The other Lich was the only elite skeleton soldier, and although he manipulated the skeleton soldier to severely damage one of the goblins, the other four goblins were still strong in combat!
In the case of goblins, it's too strong!
is not only strong in strength, but also strong in will to fight, just like the goblin lying on the ground, his stomach has been dissected, and most of the messy mosaic organs are spread on the ground, still happily saying:
"Come on, he's dying! Hurry up, I'm going to eat later, my mom is going to talk about me. ”
If it weren't for the fact that the graduation exam stipulated that they couldn't talk to these goblins, the two lichs even wanted to go down and grab the dying goblin and ask a good question:
Little brother! Your stomach is like this, why does your mother let you eat?!