After teasing me, the old man knocked on the lid of the ice coffin with a smile and said to me: "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just a clay doll ordered from Penglai Xian Weng in the East China Sea." It looks like a real person, but it feels more like a real person. Because of the high price, it is a luxury even in the cultivation world, and the old man is holding the thigh of the immortal Weng to ask him to make this puppet, especially the Taishiren mud and mending stone of Nuwa used for this puppet and other precious materials, Penglai Xianweng is afraid that this time he chopped his hand and did not have such a pain. ”

Penglai Xianweng? One of the three Mahayana masters in the cultivation realm, the longest-lived cultivator. It seems that I have a deep friendship with Zao Wou-Ki, I have never heard of him making clay dolls before, and even now I think it is incredible. Because it sounds like this clay doll is like a silicone doll, a Mahayana cultivator likes to make silicone dolls or something, which is really terrifying, and the person who is willing to spend such precious materials to make silicone dolls is even more terrifying.

Zao Wou-Ki is a pervert, I still know this, the head of a faction specifically begged someone to order a silicone doll, no wonder it would be so mysterious, if outsiders knew about it, they would definitely laugh and be generous, so frankly tell me is there really no problem?

I was a little complicated, a little nervous and uneasy, and I whispered to him a little expectantly, "The clay figurines in here...... Is it a man or a woman? ”

Zao Wou-Ki instead came over and asked me in a strange way: "You are made of a mold, so do you say it is a man or a woman?" ”

I looked at him in amazement, but saw Zao Wou-Ki laughing obscenely again.

"I'm kidding you, of course there's a long-legged beauty inside! What's the use of the old man ordering an ugly doll like you to come back? Can't it be used as a stake? ”

I found out that I had been tricked again, and I was very unhappy, and at the same time I was curious about how the puppets of this era could go, and how to use what Zao Wou-Ki said, was it "pop papa" or "hey, hey, hey"?

The ice coffin was kicked aside by Zao Wou-ki, and he said to the ghost doctor behind him, "Look at how much time this kid has left." ”

Mr. Ghost Doctor came to me and sat down cross-legged, holding out his palm to me.

I was dumbfounded for a long time, until I saw that she was a little impatient, and I hurriedly put my hand on her palm. I feel that her hands are soft and warm, although she is "Mr. Taiping", but she is also a woman. I couldn't help but caress it gently, and it feels very smooth, if it weren't for her youth, it must be because it's well maintained.

Being taken advantage of, she immediately grabbed my hand and twisted it so hard that my wrist was almost dislocated, and I screamed in pain.

The master lazily said on my head, "You apprentice, you have a big heart and I'm afraid you won't die. ”

"No! I just wonder if my husband's hands are slippery! ”

Maybe I was too honest and got a direct slap in the face, and my voice was particularly crisp.

With a face with palm prints, I obediently asked Mr. Ghost Doctor to help me diagnose my physical condition. She took my hand, closed her eyes, and her spiritual sense entered my body for examination, and a warm aura flowed from her hand, refreshing her lungs wherever she passed.

It was a long time before she withdrew her hand and opened her eyes.

"It's half a year, it's a year, let's prepare for the afterlife."

It's about the same as Kiyohime.

Although I've heard it once before, but now that I hear it again, I'm confirmed to be hopeless, and I still feel very uncomfortable, and even Mr. Ghost Doctor said that if it's not saved, it's really hopeless.

Zao Wou-Ki said inexplicably: "Long enough." ”

Mr. Ghost Doctor nodded as well.

Then I'd better die sooner.

The old god smoked with his pipe, took a deep breath and asked me, "Let's hear it, it's just a trip back to Shonan, how did you do this?" ”

Both Master and Tuyana looked a little concerned, and I was going to explain the reason for the matter to Master, and I didn't care about how many people listened.

I cleared my throat, starting from the time when Yuetan Town was separated from everyone, talking about returning to Nandu to find that the identity of the eldest prince was impersonated, and then the court exposed that the other party was a person from King's Landing Villa, and talked about the Green Rose coming to Xiangnan, and Qian Guanzi and I came to the rescue. After avoiding the "adultery" between me and the green rose, I soon talked about the civil strife in Nandu, Cangtong took the opportunity to cross the river to invade Nandu, I rushed to Xiangjiang alone for the sake of national righteousness, and finally defeated Cangtong's general in the way of consuming my life, sank Cangtong's handsome ship, and successfully stopped Cangtong's army. Other things about me and the Green Rose, like getting married, don't dare to mention a word.

I said that the only person with emotional changes in the scene was Tuyana, and everyone else was doing their own thing with a calm and relaxed look, smoking cigarettes, reading books, and sleeping lazy.

When my mouth stopped, Zao Wou-Ki glanced at me and asked, "Finished?" ”

"Hmm."

"I have blown so much, the credibility is estimated to be less than thirty percent, and the content behind is the reason why I asked you why you did this, there is so much nonsense in the front, and it is only because we, the old men with few hearts, can listen to your nonsense so patiently."

I was immediately upset, it seems that these heroic deeds are still blowing back to Jingfeng and the little junior brother, I am afraid that the heroic deeds of the guys here are many times more than me.

Master reluctantly taught me: "Didn't Master tell you that cultivators are not allowed to interfere in the mundane affairs of the world, and that the rise and fall of dynasties and countries have their own laws and reasons, and it has happened more than a dozen times in the past thousand years. ”

I retorted, "I'm the Great Prince of Shonan!" ”

It slapped my face with its tail, and said in a more fierce tone: "Don't talk about it, for the teacher to understand you, just like you, it must be because there are other unspoken reasons that you are so desperate and run to stop Cangtong's army." ”

Zao Wou-Ki spit out a puff of smoke and suddenly asserted loudly: "It must be because of a woman!" ”

"I really saw that the people of Nandu were going to be ruined before I took action to stop it!" I shouted angrily.

But neither Master nor Zao Wou-Ki believed me, except for Tuyana, who touched my head and said, "Senior brother, I believe you." ”

There are still people who believe me, but I don't like to be touched by her.

Zao Wou-Ki took another puff of his cigarette: "Compared to your life and death, how is Qing Ji's situation?" ”

It's like I don't care how I die.

I took out Qing Ji from the scabbard behind me, held it in her hands and said depressedly: "Qing Ji She has lost a lot of vitality to save me, and she said before that she was just taking a nap, but it has been seven or eight days, and she has not woken up yet. ”

Before Zao Wou-Ki could speak, a flame appeared out of thin air in front of him, turning into a human form and rushing towards me.