Chapter 71: If the Moon Were My Belly

With Naruto's cautious and cautious style, it is impossible to say "take Kojiu away".

Because one is Naruto, if he says this, there is no doubt that his identity will be revealed!

The second is that he is not sure to take Xiao Jiu out of this world at all!

A man's words are not counted, but they are very "scum" performance!

He hates the "scumbag" man the most!

But Naruto said it, and it was very light and light, and there was no pressure!

Why?

That's because "Stone Girl" made him say so!

In the evening, Naruto sat on the bed and quietly watched the moon!

"Xianggong, you are actually admiring the moon, so romantic!"

Xiao Jiu sat on the futon on the floor, peeked at Naruto, and then said with a full heart.

"Romantic fart, I'm too full to sleep!"

Naruto directly poured cold water on Kokuchi!

This Xiao Jiu has repeatedly teased him, which is really hateful!

The most unpleasant thing for Naruto was that when Naruto was about to withdraw the money after Naruto was full and asked Xiao Jiu to go and return the shopkeeper, she said that she had paid it out!

Actually paid it out? What an insult!

Isn't this, this, and this equivalent to "prostitution" in vain?

I originally planned to reward a big red package after the event, but the other party rewarded a big red envelope!

This、How can Naruto's affection be embarrassed?

What does this make a man's dignity look like?

But Naruto can't get angry, he can only look at the moon with resentment!

Seeing that Naruto was in a bad mood, Xiao Jiu quickly lay down and pulled the quilt to cover himself tightly!

The book is right!

A man's heart, it's really a needle under the sea!

I was so happy to eat just now, and now I'm complaining about it!

I know it's uncomfortable to eat, so why did you go when you ate?

Men, children who will never grow up!

Xiao Jiu peeked at Naruto through the gap in the quilt, with a look of love!

Men, there should be shortcomings!

It's perfect, it's not a man at all, it's a vase!

Thinking of this, Xiao Jiu grinned!

Five minutes later, Xiao Jiu jumped out of the quilt sweating profusely!

"What are you doing?"

Naruto's starry eyes looked at Xiao Jiu resentfully and asked.

"Xianggong, it's all the fault of the quilt, it's too hot, it's infectious!"

Xiao Jiu blinked a pair of vertical pupils, said aggrievedly, raised his little foot and kicked the quilt a few times!

It's so cute!

When Naruto saw this, the corners of his mouth went up and he smiled!

The anger in his heart has finally eased!

Because Xiao Jiu is as cold as ice in the eyes of others, and his every move is a terrifying big killer!

But in front of him is a cute little girl who obeys his words and listens to him!

What reason does he have to be angry?

"Father-in-law, aren't you angry with Xiao Jiu?"

Xiao Jiu asked happily after seeing Naruto's smile, and after coming to Naruto's side for the first time.

"Have I ever been mad at you? I'm just angry with my stomach! ”

"You said that if my belly was as big as the moon, I wouldn't be able to eat it!"

Naruto pointed to the moon and said with a smile.

"No! Xianggong's stomach must not be like the moon! ”

Xiao Jiu swore against it.

Naruto wondered, this was just a metaphor, why did Kokuchi object?

Seeing Naruto's puzzled eyes, Kokuchi explained solemnly:

"If Xianggong's belly is really as big as the moon, then this world will be gone!"

"Because Xianggong peeed, there will be a tsunami in this world!"

"If the husband poops, then the world can only become a dung pit!"

A sneering laugh came from behind Naruto and Koku.

It turned out that it was Iro's awakening!

"Ugly man, don't laugh!"

Xiao Jiu instantly turned into a cold appearance, and commanded according to the fingers.

I punched twice, and I woke up in the middle of the night!

This guy is really resistant to beating!

Xiao Jiu calculated in his heart that he must beat him four times this time!

That way, he wouldn't bother her until dawn to be alone with Naruto!

"Batman, are you awake? The dark circles under the eyes are still so heavy! ”

Naruto teased with a smile when he saw that Airo hugged his shoulders and his eyes turned cold.

"I slept well! I'm looking for you next time I want to sleep! ”

After I finished speaking, I jumped out of the window with my shoulders crossed.

Actually, I'm Airo who fled from Naruto's house with a frown!

Because he's confused!

He was puzzled that he could actually laugh!

And laughed so without warning!

Is this still him?

He's just a person who doesn't have feelings!

Blood would excite him except killing, how could something else make him laugh?

As if in danger, Airo jumped quickly on Konoha's building.

Finally, he stopped at one of the highest points, and then looked up at the moon thoughtfully.

"If the moon is really Naruto's belly......"

Poof, I'm laughing again!

Oh my God, am I really a person who doesn't have feelings?

Am I sick?

I'm very confused!

At this moment, Doss took two arms and walked towards Iro.

"I'm in good spirits right now, I don't want to kill, get out!"

I Airo frowned, and said coldly, still looking at the moon.

But I don't know why, when he saw the moon, he thought it was Naruto's belly!

Still want to laugh!!

Doss did not roll, but swore and said:

"I'll have a bye in a month's time, but as long as I kill you now, I'll be able to face Sasuke directly."

"So I want to kill you!"

The corners of my mouth as I tried to hold back my smile suddenly calmed down, and I turned my head to look at Doss, his eyes blood-red.

"Boy, tonight is the full moon, give me ten seconds!"

Shoutsuru commanded irritably to my Airo.

Being despised by Naruto during the day and bullied by the Nine Lamas, Shoutsuru was already holding back his anger.

Now there is a guy with no eyes to provoke, which is the tool of Shouhe to extinguish the fire.

"Don't be too violent! Smashed the roof, I don't have the money to fix it! ”

I Airo inexplicably agreed!

While he was still wondering why he had agreed to Shouhe, Shouhe took control of his body.

"Boy, how dare you provoke Uncle Ben? Bear the wrath of Uncle Ben! ”

Shoutsuru finished speaking angrily, and rushed towards Doss angrily.

Doss's one-eyed eyes were round, and he didn't dare to move in shock, he felt his soul tremble!

"What the hell is this, this, ......?"

Doss only uttered these few words, and then he was knocked out by the crane, life and death unknown!

"Trash, my anger is only the size of a pinpoint!"

"Damn it, why is ten seconds so short?"

Shouhe asked angrily, and then handed over control of his body.

I Elo sat on the top of the roof again, and continued to look at the moon with dark circles of eyes.

"It's weird tonight, it really handed over control in ten seconds!"

"In the past, this would have been impossible, otherwise I wouldn't have gone without sleeping!"

I looked down in contemplation, then looked up at the moon again.

"What's wrong with this moon? How can it be more and more like Naruto's belly ......"

Burst......