Chapter 2096: It Was Really Just an Accident

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"Wait, girl, you have something to say, listen to me." Seeing that my life was in trouble, I hurriedly shouted loudly with a sharp voice.

"You, you speak slowly, Your Highness listens, if you don't explain it well, you understand." This Beya girl clasped her chest with her hands unhurriedly, sat firmly on my waist like the roots of an old tree, and said with a sneer.

Cut, even if she makes a posture of holding her chest with her hands, she still can't see the poor little girl with a little breasts.

I muttered something in my heart, which immediately alerted Beya's sixth sense, and her big round and bright fierce eyes glared: "You just said bad things about His Highness in your heart, right?" ”

"No, no, at this time, how can I still kill myself and speak ill of you? I don't want to live? I looked at Beya aggrievedly.

I'm sorry, but I'm actually the kind of life fighter (M) who likes to die when it comes to critical moments.

"Hmph, I don't dare." The stupid girl thought about it in her heart, and felt that it was too, and she hummed her head again and again, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Wait, what do you mean by this kind of time, that is, not at this time, you stupid Wu can speak ill of me unscrupulously?"

"Lord Beya, why doubt my loyalty. What about honest mortals? Think about it, looking at your voice, heroic and wise, mature and steady, bright and fair, mature and dignified, mature and elegant, mature and steady, mature and outstanding, at a young age, there is already Artoria's nine-point style. I even want to speak ill of you. I couldn't find any flaws. ”

"Say...... It's also said that you stupid Wu can see that His Royal Highness's inner maturity and vision are not bad. ”

I was a mature bomb. The bombardment could not find the southeast and northwest. The little girl coughed heavily. The heart is happy, but the pretty face pretends to be serious and strict, but it is slightly bent into the eyes of the crescent moon. The smile revealed in it can't help but be hidden from anyone.

Wow~~~ This stupid princess girl, shouldn't she be abducted with rhetoric in the future? The difficulty is too low for this.

"In that case, then let me go first, how about it, mature and steady Highness Beya?" I tried to ask.

"Okay, for the sake of your sincerity in asking His Highness, His Highness is not an unreasonable person, so I will reluctantly let you go once this time, and I won't take it as an example, hmm." As she spoke, under my joyful gaze, Beya moved her stiff and elastic little buttocks and slowly stood up from my waist.

Very good, very good, my ass was raised a little higher, and I seemed to see the dawn of freedom, and I kept yelling in my heart, like a prisoner desperately shaking the iron bar.

"Wait!" Suddenly, Beya remembered something, and her little buttocks, which had been lifted to the air, suddenly sat down abruptly again.

"Poof~~~~" I was letting my guard down, and I was caught up in her sitting on it, my abdomen was hit hard, and a breath of cold air spewed out, almost biting my tongue.

If it weren't for the fact that this little girl was a fool, I would have to think that her actions were deliberate.

"You stupid Wu, liar Wu, I was almost fooled by you, tell me honestly, stop playing tricks, why do you lie and say that you have obtained the consent of His Royal Highness?" Beya raised her eyebrows and glared at me angrily, as if I would never be deceived again.

It seems that this time there is no way to fool the past, I sighed.

"Actually, I'm also thinking about the elves."

"Liar."

"......" is not hesitating, it is a short word that points to the soul, and it shatters my carefully organized lies, a little sharp, is my credit already low to this level?

"Listen to me, as a princess, you also know the way of the royal family, to say that the serious point is that the rewards and punishments are clear, and to say the popular point, it is a radish and a stick, so this time, I specially chose such a first-place prize, not to bully you, but to increase the gold content of the gift, Artoria and you, the most popular in the entire elf clan, the gift containing the names of the two of you, is particularly valuable, everyone will fight desperately, and if such a game is held in the future, it will go all out, and even for such a competition, and work hard to form a virtuous circle, in less than three or five years, the combat effectiveness of the elf warriors will be increased by two or three percent compared with the usual, and a mere pair of underwear can play such a role, isn't it worth it? Or is it that you, as an elf princess, are unwilling to even take out a pair of underwear when you can improve the combat effectiveness of your soldiers? ”

As I spoke, I put on a righteous and awe-inspiring face, stood at the highest point of morality, and gave a soul shock to Beya on my waist, wake up, your historical mission as a princess!

Well, in fact, it's just to fool Beya, deliberately saying this, you also know that this girl is very stupid, and she can't understand what she says too much, so she can only pick up some easy to understand reasons.

"Yes...... Is it? My panties ...... How can it have such an effect? "This stupid girl listened to it, a little blind, as if she had been brainwashed, her eyes were dizzy, and her brain was a little insufficient, but she was reckless, and she didn't want to show weakness in front of me, so she could only show a stupid look and pretend to understand the nod.

"Yes, yes, that's it."

"Also...... In other words, I need to prepare a little underwear in the future to cope with such a competition? ”

"Yes, yes, it's better for Artoria to do it for you."

"However, I always feel that it is a little wrong to link the morale and combat effectiveness of the elven clan with the underwear of His Highness, is it an illusion?" Although she is a fool, this girl also senses something.

"It's not abrupt at all, sometimes a piece of paper can change the pattern of a battle, not to mention a pair of panties, and it is also the panties of a great, mature, stable and charming elf princess. Ah, it's better to wear it. ”

"How can a piece of paper change the tide of battle?" The little girl's curiosity is important, and she asked casually.

"This ...... It is said that in ancient times, a druid risked his life to go to the enemy camp to spy on intelligence, and after a battle of wits and courage, he finally learned the enemy's secrets, but was also discovered by the patrol soldiers, and he knew that he could not escape, so he hurriedly searched for it. At last. The druid was overjoyed to find a yellowed piece of toilet paper that he had prepared to use to go to the toilet before leaving, but he found it again. No pen and no ink. What to do? That's exactly what happened. His stomach, which he had vaguely felt before leaving, suddenly rolled up, and he quickly took off his pants and smoothed it out. Then he wrote down the enemy's conspiracy on this piece of paper with the thing he pulled out, and sent it out with a crow, and finally, although it died by the enemy's sword, his kingdom won because of this secret, and this paper became civilized because of it, and was known as the world's master's table. ”

"It's disgusting, but this druid is great." Beya couldn't help but admire, but then the conversation changed: "But how come I've never heard this story." ”

"So today's young people, study hard, absorb more knowledge, don't always follow Tia and run around like a wild girl."

"What do you say? Who's the wild girl, who's running around with Tia's girl. Beyamei's eyes widened and she said unconvinced.

"Obviously, she is running around with His Highness."

...... "Well, you've won, this stupid elf princess who is so tsundere and competitive."

"Ahem, all in all, you remember by now, many times, it is often a trivial detail that determines the victory or defeat of a war." Coughing a few times, I said in a serious voice, although I said a lot of nonsense, but this sentence is a correct reason, I hope Beya can remember it well.

"Such a simple and good thing, His Royal Highness will know it, so he doesn't need the stupid Wu to teach, hum."

"So, can you get out of me now?" I looked at Beya helplessly and asked.

"I'll spare you this time, and next time, I will definitely not let it go so lightly, you know?" Raising the iron tiger finger in his hand fiercely, Beya finally shook her little ass off my waist again and moved it away.

Finally liberated, I let out a long breath and was about to sit up.

But at this moment, the unexpected happened.

I don't know if it was a mess of punches, or if I sat awkwardly on my waist for too long, this little girl's body seemed to be a little sour and numb, which could be seen from the posture of shaking and standing up just now, but I didn't expect this kind of accident to happen.

When Beya stood up and lifted her foot to move away from me, one foot was lifted into the air, and suddenly she was sore, and she staggered halfway down and fell forward.

Originally, it was nothing, so I just sat up and helped her.

But the problem is that Beya's foot happened to step under my crotch pants, on my partner, and it was a step, a twist, and then a slide, a proper triple hit.

I don't know if it's because I didn't wear underwear, which had a psychological effect, or if the boots Beya wore were too hard, and I felt that this foot was particularly solid, which made me feel the sadness of the balls at that time, and I glared at the tiger, and shed tears of two lines of misfortune.

Well, if that's all there is to it, I'm still okay with it, after all, no matter how hard this foot is, it's not as violent as the pleasure of being smashed down by an enemy's fist or a hammer during the battle, and I'll treat it as a little bitten by a mosquito.

The problem is that at the moment when I was distracted by pain, I didn't notice that Beya's body had already rushed forward, and the petite, soft, light, with a faint fragrance and frankincense, like a feather-like girl's body, fell heavily, bending my upper body exactly thirty degrees, ready to sit upright, and smashed it back again, and the back of the head came into close contact with the ground again.

I didn't have time to subconsciously make a grinning expression of pain, and the next moment, my mouth bumped into a soft thing, sticking together, and my teeth were almost numb.

My eyes widened, and so did Beya, the two pairs of eyes were close at hand, and I could clearly see the shocked gaze in my own eyes from the bright pupils on the other side, and the long and neat eyelashes of the other party tickled my eyelids.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment, and we kept this movement in a daze, keeping Beya lying on top of me, Sakura lips pressed against my mouth, forehead against forehead.

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