Chapter 562: Plastic Affection
Inside the office, the sudden arrival of soldiers disrupted the otherwise joyful atmosphere.
"Don't you say I'm not available, don't you see that I'm catching up with Lieutenant General Smoker?"
Mawson spoke, his tone unhurried.
"But ......"
"No one's phone call is as important as my old talk to Lieutenant General Smoker."
He deepened his tone again, and Smoker's face was still moving with a cool cigar in his mouth.
After all, they have been good friends for many years, and they haven't seen each other for more than two years, and this kind of affection is quite rare!
"However, this is your personal phone number, sir, from His Highness Hancock!"
"Anyone's phone ...... Wait, you take Smoker to Ain first, and let her entertain me. ”
Mawson's voice didn't fall, and the man was gone.
Smoker: "......"
I'm so touched!
This is the affection of the fart, and the affection of the plastic is stronger than this! Whoever believes this bastard is a dog, Wangwang!
……
In Mawson's office, his personal phone bug and office use are usually placed here.
After all, he is not like some generals in the headquarters, a set of clothes is a book when he wears it.
Ahem...... Joke to joke, everyone else has bought a few sets of the same clothes and can change them at any time.
After all, except for women, there are few admirals who are as coquettish as Mawson, and basically their clothes will not be the same every day.
There are thousands of clothes in the cabinet, only the new ones are the best-looking.
Although Mowson's clothes will not be wrinkled or damaged due to the awakening of the fruit's ability, and they will not even be dirty, Moson said that he must lead the trend of the Navy as the head of the navy and correct the aesthetics of this group of guys.
Straight to the point.
Because he often changes clothes, he rarely puts the phone bug in his pocket, after all, there has been a lesson more than once that he almost forgot the phone bug in his pocket and starved to death.
The small phone bug mimicked the appearance of Hancock on the other side, and Mawson picked up the microphone.
"My dear big GG, do you want to be a husband so soon?"
Big GG is naturally a nickname given by Mawson based on the characteristics of a very obvious part of Hancock, and it is an exclusive title between the two.
"Who is Big GG? Who is the husband? Forget it, none of this matters, I'm Monchi M. D. Luffy, I'm looking for Uncle Mawson! ”
“……”
Luffy?!!
Mawson suddenly felt a little lemon, saying that he always felt that he was missing something, and now when he heard Luffy's words, he suddenly remembered that Luffy, the bastard, was photographed by the big bear on Nine Snake Island at this time.
And in the plot, he also saw what Hancock looked like when he took a bath!
Wait, is this considered green?!!
What if I suddenly want to unload this bastard kid with a knife?
It's not good, it's too cruel to dismantle eight pieces, it's better to Ling Chi!!
"Hey...... Hey, aren't you Uncle Mawson? I'm Luffy, uncle, save me, the women here are so scary, they want to kill me......"
After a while, a female voice came from the phone bug microphone, it was Hancock's voice: "Mawson, the concubine's guards caught this rubber guy on the island, and he said that he was your disciple, so the concubine asked you for verification." ”
"No, he's not, don't give me face!"
These words almost blurted out, but fortunately, Mawson was still a little sensible, and he had no doubts about Hancock's mind now.
And Luffy, an idiot, doesn't have any love between men and women in his head, he doesn't have this concept at all.
What's more, since he fell from the sky once, Hancock's bathroom has been remodeled, not only the original room has been upgraded, but also many new structures have been added.
Mawson and Hancock have experimented many times in it, and they are not afraid of ...... at all. Ahem, anyway, don't worry about that.
"Well, Hancock, you tell me about the situation, and I'll decide if he's my student or not."
Although you don't have to worry, you still have to verify it carefully, and you are not afraid of 10,000.
Hancock couldn't understand Mosen anymore, not to mention the length, even the thickness and texture were very familiar, so as soon as Mawson's words came out, she knew that this rubber idiot boy just now had a lot to do with Mawson.
"Here's what happened......"
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It all started with the Chambord Islands.
Luffy, as a pig's foot in the world during this period, is obviously born with an aura of trouble.
And as a common-sense idiot, Luffy, who has never been afraid of authority, obviously won't care about the Draco and Pegasus after angering him.
Therefore, it also attracted the fastest Yellow Ape General, fortunately, Reilly was here, and blocked the Yellow Ape at the critical moment, otherwise what was waiting for Luffy and his gang would be annihilated.
Although the yellow ape kicked Zoro at the speed of light for half an episode, no matter how you look at it, there is a suspicion of releasing water.
In the end, Big Bear appeared and obviously saved people - although Luffy didn't know about it at that time.
Luffy, who was arranged by the Big Bear Express, flew in the air for three days and landed on the Island of Nine Snakes.
And that's where the story happens.
The Big Bear Express comes with a safe landing function, and Luffy didn't have any discomfort in other aspects after landing in the air except for being a little hungry.
Well, very hungry, actually
He spent three days in the sky sleeping, and now that his stomach twitched strongly after he landed, he no longer reminded him that he needed to eat.
As for the movement caused by his landing from the sky, these questions were completely out of his consideration.
"Uncle Bear who suddenly appeared doesn't know where he filmed the others, but for now, it's better to solve the problem of hunger first."
Luffy held one hand to his stomach and put the other hand on his forehead to look around.
Luffy, who was looking to the side, didn't notice a huge boar approaching behind him.
Well, wild boars are omnivores, and it's no problem to eat a person.
Especially the wild boar near Luffy is much larger than usual, and it looks bigger than an adult grizzly bear.
A wild boar of such a size would not dare to approach even if there were no three or five people with a gun.
Obviously, this wild boar took Luffy who landed here as prey.
But......
The definition of prey and hunter status is generally not based on volume, if so, it is the giants who rule the world.
When the wild boar was about to bite Luffy, Luffy also found this huge wild boar, his eyes suddenly brightened, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth couldn't help but flow down.
"Hey, hey, what a coincidence!"
The wild boar instinctively felt the danger, and it subconsciously wanted to retreat, where was it too late.
【Three-Stop: Giant Pistol】
A fist about the size of it slammed down, and the wild boar, which had been living here for a long time, whimpered and became food for Luffy.
An hour later.
Having eaten enough, Luffy began to act, and he headed towards the place where the Nine Snake Country was.
It's not like in the plot, Hancock is not taking a bath, but he is rarely dealing with domestic affairs.
In fact, Nine Snake Island is not so much a country as a village.
Because they are all women, and there have always been traditional problems, the entire Nine Snake Island can be said to be all soldiers, and the empress has always had supreme authority, especially after Han Cook became the empress, this authority has increased a lot.
The advantage of fewer people and fewer people is most directly reflected in very good management.
Hancock himself is also a trouble-prone character, and he is very willful, but fortunately there are only so many people, if it is really the kind of country of hundreds of thousands of people, she may not be able to manage.
The place where the people of Nine Snake Island live is in the bottom of a basin surrounded by mountains, and Luffy climbs up the bare mountain only to find that there is a cave here.
He was a tendon, but he wasn't stupid, at least he saw the most important one in the complex.
And by coincidence, Luffy catapulted directly into Hancock's room like a slingshot.
Hancock, who was working while drinking, was almost not scared by Luffy who suddenly broke in.
I don't know how many years no man has set foot on Nine Snake Island, except for Mawson, and the sudden appearance of one really surprised Hancock.
However, she is not flustered, not to mention her identity, but her strength brings enough confidence.
Hancock got up and looked at Luffy and frowned, "Who are you?" Why did you break into Nine Snake Island? ”
Luffy scratched his head and replied, "I'm Monchi... D. Luffy, I was sent here by someone, do you have a boat to lend me to use, I was separated from my buddies, I was very worried about their safety, please! ”
Hancock: "......"
There are even people who ignore their perfect appearance and directly ask to borrow a boat?
She seemed to think about the first time she met Mawson, and when that bastard was still doing something with her.
"It's unforgivable, to completely ignore the beautiful appearance of the concubine, a foreign man, do you know that breaking into the concubine's room is a capital crime?"
"Huh? Your tone is a little familiar! But I can't die here, I'm sorry, I'm going to find my companions, and if you don't lend me the boat, I'll figure it out myself. ”
After Luffy finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to escape.
Hancock was naturally unwilling, and he broke into her and wanted to escape, and most importantly, he ignored her beauty, which was unforgivable.
Women, especially beautiful women, mostly have such a mentality, if you keep staring at her, she thinks you are a hooligan and rude. But if you don't look at her, she thinks you're a hypocritical person and she's not happy.
Although Hancock is known as the world's number one beauty, he is not exempt from vulgarity.
She shot directly at Luffy, her hands in a form, and heart-shaped waves of light headed towards Luffy.
【Sweet and Sweet】
If Sanji was in front of him, he would have turned into a stone long ago, but if he was replaced by Luffy, a guy who has no concept of men and women, it would have no effect at all.
He's a common-sense idiot who even thinks the light wave in front of him is the sluggish light wave of Foxy before.
Seeing that it didn't work, Luffy still felt strange and kept checking himself.
But Hancock was completely struck, and this was another man after Mawson who was completely unaffected by her.
And the strength is still so weak!
After feeling that the ability was not working on him, Luffy hurried to the thirty-six plan.
The next is somewhat similar to the plot, after Luffy made a mess of the entire daughter country, he was still caught, and then Hancock was ready to be executed.
However, Granny New recognized this guy who shot at the Draco, and incidentally also involved Mawson's relationship, that is, the fact that Mawson was the teacher of Luffy's idiot.
"I see, then Han Cook, you can take care of this kid for me, and that guy from the flying squirrel should also go to Nine Snake Island."
Mawson breathed a sigh of relief after understanding the situation, and had his own stick, and sure enough, Hancock had no interest in Luffy at all.
Then admit that you have been Luffy's teacher, and then let Hancock take care of it again for Karp's sake.
In any case, he is a good teacher who is chivalrous and helpful.
What's more, if Hancock didn't take care of him, it would be very difficult for Luffy to see Ace.
At this time, the flying squirrel should be almost within the range of Hancock's Nine Snake Island, so Mawson spoke like this.
Sometimes, it's better to be in time than to be in time, and as soon as Mawson's voice fell, the phone bug on his desk rang.
"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao!"