【Yamaso Fanwai】Happy to be a father (2)
Daddy, chicken leg legs. ”
"Dad, huhu, hot~"
On the small dining table, two milk babies hold rice bowls and skillfully hold spoons and chopsticks.
The amount of lunch that Silence made for Mr. Shan was only enough for him alone, and now there were two more dolls, Mr. Shan just lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice, and when he looked up, more than half of the chicken legs and mushrooms on the table were missing.
Mr. Shan: ...
"Dad, it's delicious." Yang Luotian smashed the corners of his mouth and showed a bright smile.
Mr. Shan grinds his teeth, nonsense, can the love lunch made for the master be unpalatable? ! At the end of the meal, the two children's small stomachs were bulging, and Shan didn't eat a few bites of rice, so he had to take snacks and potato chips in the cabinet to satisfy his hunger.
As a result, before I could eat a few chips, four enthusiastic eyes swept straight over. Mr. Shan lowered his head and looked at the two extra pendants on his left and right legs.
"Little Dad, I want to eat potato chips every day."
"Little Daddy, I want to eat..."
The two little milk babies blinked pitifully and stared longingly at the potato chips in Mr. Shan's hand.
Mr. Shan collapsed: "Didn't you eat at noon?!" ”
"However, my stomach still wants to eat." Yang Luo said aggrievedly.
Mr. Shan was crazy and had to give the potato chips to two little cubs who were waiting to be fed!
The result was that the two little cubs were well fed and drunk, and the mountain was pitifully hungry until the afternoon.
"Daddy, I want to poop... This bucket bucket will not be used. Yang Luotian finished pulling the stinky poop, but he didn't know how to press the flush toilet, so he dragged Mr. Shan into the toilet aggrievedly.
Mr. Shan: ...
"Brother is stupid, press this." Yang Luo stood on tiptoe and wanted to press the toilet button, but accidentally tripped and fell into the mixture of two white and tender little paws...
"Yikes!" Yang Luodi was startled, his eyes were slightly red, and he subconsciously threw himself into the arms of Mr. Shan next to him, and his two dirty paws rubbed on Mr. Shan's clean clothes, and Mr. Shan's clothes were instantly stained with a foul smell.
The mountain always collapsed again: Ahhh!!hh
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Silence is not busy with work today, and I drove home at five o'clock in the afternoon.
The house is a mess.
The TV in the living room is turned on, two little dolls are watching "Peppa Pig" with relish, and the sofa is littered with various snack chip scraps.
Silent Jun frowned slightly: "You are-"
"Daddy, you're back!" When the two little milk babies heard the voice, they immediately stood up obediently, and threw themselves down at the feet of Silence with their little short legs, holding his legs one left and one right.
Silent:...
Silent remembers that these two little dolls seem to be the babies of a relative of Mr. Shan. The parents of the Yang family brought it for a day, and it stands to reason that the two little milk babies should be sent away today.
"Where's your elder brother Shan?" Silent half-squatting, rubbing the heads of the two milk babies.
The two milk babies rubbed their silent palms affectionately and pointed to the toilet: "He is not our brother, grandma said it, it is our little father." Little dad is in the toilet. ”
Silence: "Good, you guys go to TV." ”
"Okay, Dad~"
The two little cubs ran back to the sofa and sat on the sofa with their short legs, and continued to watch cartoons with relish.
Silently walked into the toilet on the first floor, Mr. Shan was wearing an apron and a thick mask, squatting by the blocked toilet and poking and poking, his back looked desperate.
"I'll come." Silence held back a smile, walked to Mr. Shan's side, and took the tool.
Mr. Shan glanced at the silence with resentment: "These two cubs must be sent away, and they must not be allowed to interfere with our days." ”