Chapter 1465: The Little Ghost's Plan Passes
Chapter 1465 The Little Ghost's Plan Passes
"Damn, to use such despicable means......"
After the meeting was dismissed, I scolded and cursed while covering the pinhole wounds all over my body. Templars,
"Xiaofan is obedient, it doesn't matter." Only at such times did the little ghost, who was particularly gentle, touch my head and comfort me.
"Why don't you just find an opportunity to abduct that big fool king into the depths of the forest, so that she can't come back for the rest of her life and become a jungle savage?"
Then, immediately blackened, and being able to say such things with a beautiful and holy smile on his face that didn't seem like a joke at all, my little ghost might be a more terrifying guy than the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods.
"Forget it, the silver coin has been found anyway." I was really worried that the little saint who was not afraid of heaven and earth would do this kind of thing, so I quickly shook my head and said.
"Xiaofan, what are you going to do next?" The little ghost was obviously not interested in little King Arthur at all, and when he heard me say this, he immediately changed the subject and asked.
"Hmph, that's a good question." I smacked my nose proudly.
"Next, Bendruid is going to have a full meal to make up for what he missed last night."
"What you missed last night?" The little ghost tilted his head and asked cutely.
"Discipline?"
"Fuck your sister, when did I miss the festival last night!" I flipped the table in anger.
"Because Xiao Fan wants to come and have nothing to do with the festival, so he guesses like this, if he guesses wrong, this saint will apologize obediently."
"Don't apologize, bastard, if I accept your apology, won't it be equivalent to confirming what you just said?"
I burst into tears immediately, people who don't know hear what they just said, and they thought that the little ghost would suddenly become a ghost who knows his mistakes and can change them.
"Xiaofan is unexpectedly alert in this regard." Seeing that I was not fooled, the little ghost felt quite lost.
"That is, and don't look at who your owner is? I know how many hairs you have underneath. I proudly announced.
"There is not a single one, it is because of this that Xiaofan can count it." The little ghost replied without changing his face.
Me: "......"
This...... What's going on, I originally said that kind of thing, just to see the little ghost show a shameful appearance, why was he reversed into the army instead, what went wrong? Is this holy ghost really so strong that she has completely abandoned her shame in front of me?
If it weren't for the state of preparation, I would have to immediately correct this little ghost on the spot, and let her know how many catties and hairs there were in front of Bendruid. ,
"After all, Xiao Fan still didn't tell me that I missed something last night?" The topic seemed to be back on track, and I looked at the little ghost's red, cute and seductive face, and recalled last night, and my heart suddenly hated higher than the sky.
"Needless to say, Lao Tzu didn't taste what dragon crocodile meat tasted at all, bastard!" I burst into tears and roared with a tragic momentum of pity.
"Didn't you take a bite from the Great Sha King?"
"That swallowed it in such a hurry that I didn't remember to taste it at all." I shook my head and replied.
"What about Ben Saint?" The little ghost turned around and asked angrily as he floated backwards facing me.
It seems to blame me for not being greedy enough, so merciful, feeding me like that, and still being suspicious.
"Well......" I scratched my head in embarrassment.
Although the little ghost who was no one around at that time did feed me a lot mouth-to-mouth, but, in that case, do you mean that it is better to concentrate on tasting the taste of dragon crocodile meat, or to concentrate on tasting the little ghost's fragrant kiss and tongue?
If it's a man, isn't the answer obvious?
It's just that if you tell the truth now, this stupid saintess will inevitably be triumphant again, and once again make a declaration like "Xiao Fan is really too attached to this saint, and he can't do anything without this saint by his side".
I didn't want to see the stupid ghost smug, so I kept silent.
"Eh, hey, this saint knows." Although I didn't have anything, it was like that, and the little ghost seemed to know something, and laughed a little shyly and smugly.
"Know...... You know, ahem, explain beforehand, you don't feel good about yourself. "I was a little flustered.
"I didn't want to be crooked, because the stupid Xiaofan's ~~~ has ~~~~ things, and this saint knows it clearly." The little ghost hugged his neck affectionately and took the initiative to rub his soft face up.
"Ignorant, I'm not afraid to flash my tongue when I say big things, let me ask you, what am I thinking now?" Hiding the panic in my heart, I snorted disdainfully.
"[Hold back, don't think about anything now, let your heart go blank, and let this stupid saint girl can't guess no matter how she guesses], Xiao Fan is thinking like this, right?" The little ghost said almost without thinking about it.
Me: "......"
I'm going to it, I'm really guessing right, can this guy really read minds?
"Xiao Fan, no matter what you are thinking, this saint knows it, because Xiao Fan is the property of this saint, and she will always serve this saint and always protect this saint, no matter how many lifetimes will not change, so even if it is a hair, this saint will know it clearly."
After subduing this stupid ghost, and having nothing to do with such heart-warming words, I held her tightly in my arms, and pressed my lips to her shy forehead. ,
Really, I wasn't shy when I said that kind of thing just now, but I just showed a shy appearance at this time, which is simply a foul, isn't it?
In the world, how can there be such a lovely ghost, I must be dreaming.
……
Sneaking into the kitchen, looking around and making sure no one was following, I walked straight to the corner of the kitchen.
Hmph, last night just in case, I specially asked Fini to hide one for me, and now it finally comes in handy.
"Wow! Xiao Fan turned out to be so smart. ”
As if surprised by my prophetic prescience, the little ghost sighed.
"Hmph, there is no absolute wisdom in this world, the so-called wisdom is based on knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent." I said something that seemed to be remarkable that I didn't even understand what I meant.
"I see, is it precisely because Xiao Fan knows that he always encounters bad luck and builds on this cognition to make such a wise decision?" The little ghost seemed to understand and then helped me explain the part I didn't understand.
"yes, exactly, I'm a terrible guy, aren't I?" I let out a snort.
But I don't know why, but the sour tears flowed out like a spring, and I was temporarily frightened by my miserable appearance, and my belly was as black as a little ghost, and I was embarrassed to continue to speak.
Move the sauce jar in the corner of the kitchen to the side, revealing a thick, tight wooden wall, which at first glance seems like nothing, but ......
Groping the past and pushing gently, the curtain wall, which was originally without any gaps, suddenly revealed a rectangular depression, and pulled along this depression, suddenly revealing a small dark grid space.
That guy Finney is really amazing, and he can make this kind of mechanism in a short period of time, when others are not paying attention.
Having said that, is it necessary to make this level of mechanism, this pseudo-mother is definitely itchy and has nothing to do.
I put my hand inside, and suddenly, a small pitch darkness suddenly burst into a golden light.
Oooooooo......oo Could it be that this is the golden dragon crocodile meat specially made for my cousin?!
I was shocked and inexplicable, and a sense of happiness and satisfaction suddenly came over me, and I secretly decided to be better to Fini in the future.
Although the shelf life of this determination is expected to be no longer than a cake exposed to the sun.
Trembling slightly, he picked up the golden unknown object, took it out of the dark grid, and held it high above his head, at this time, he seemed to think of a burst of exciting BGM in his mind.
System system: Player [Wu Fan] gets a precious and delicious piece of meat.
Hey, this golden barbecue...... Why is there still a layer of hair on the outside? Could it be that it was moldy overnight? No, no, no, it must have been Finney's special way to make this look.
I laughed optimistically, and lightly covered up some problems that could never be concealed in laughter.
All in all, since last night's meat was delicious, it should be cold now, and it is better to be hot and hot.
Add firewood and make a fire!
In the light of the blazing fire, he solemnly held the kitchen knife, put it on the cutting board, and first cut the green pepper into shreds.
Knock knock knock!
With the crisp sound of knives, the green peppers are cut into perfect shapes, almost like finely carved building blocks, which can be neatly overlapped.
Roll a spoonful of oil in a boiling pot, put down the chopped garlic, then the ginger foam, pour a spoon of soy sauce, sprinkle with special spices, and tumble!!
Hohoho -- !
The oil, ginger, garlic, soy sauce and spices in the pot are constantly tossed and turned, like a high-speed walking wheel, gradually exuding a simple and incomparable fragrance.
Oh oh oh, although I don't quite understand what is going on, but there seems to be a very burning and compact BGM ringing in my ears, and at this moment, Ben Druid is already the youngest special chef in history to possess him!
And then there's the green onions!
Quickly sprinkled the chopped green onions, and then pulled out the cork of the cooking wine bottle with his teeth, and swept it quickly towards the pot, and suddenly, a flame more than one meter high erupted inside.
It's time!
I raised the saucer with the golden unidentified object high and aimed it for the pot......
At this moment, the unknown object with long golden hair suddenly moved, raised its head, revealing a pair of slippery eyes, long rabbit-like ears, and also shook a few times, and looked around in confusion, as if it hadn't figured out what was going on.
Then, those black eyes and my blank gaze met in mid-air and collided together.
The two froze in unison, letting the flames in the pot still burn and smell a little burnt.
In the silent staring, the golden unknown object couldn't help but burp.
Suddenly, the flame in my heart burned high like fireworks in a pot.
At this time, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, pour the [meat] down first, and fry it before talking.
This thought flashed in my heart in an instant, I poured the plate, at this time, the other party seemed to understand the situation, saw through my intentions, and suddenly roared angrily, as if to say, "No matter what your sister is", and then opened the dog's mouth and bit me on the wrist.
"Shut up, you dead dog, you have the audacity to steal my meat, so obediently replace it!" I fought back with tears streaming down my face.
"Quack, quack, oooh!!" (This princess was found by her own skills, you stupid human, what proof is there that the meat is yours?) )
Not to be outdone, Leona shouted.
"Is there anyone else who deliberately puts it in that kind of place?" I was furious.
"Gaoh Gaoh~~" (Maybe it was specially put to honor the princess.) )
"Filial piety to your sister, today you will honestly play the role of reserve dry food, bastard!"
"Quack!!" (If you have the ability, you can try it!) )
A fierce man-dog battle lasted for more than ten minutes, and finally, Leona the wolf bèi escaped, and someone fell to the ground.
In addition to the pinhole red spots all over the body, there are also dog tooth marks all over the body.
"Xiao Fan is so pitiful."
The little ghost, crouching on the ground, reached out again and gently stroked and comforted my head.
"Don't say it...... Bad luck today. "The tears in my eyes have soaked my face, I am speechless and choked, I no longer believe in love and dragon crocodile meat or anything.
"Uh-huh." For some reason, the little ghost seemed to let out a quick, imperceptible low hum in his nose full of [plan] colors.
"Do you really want to eat dragon crocodile meat?" She asked.
"Do you need to talk about that?" Obviously, I didn't believe in dragon crocodile meat anymore just now, but I still instantly succumbed to the foodie cell and subconsciously replied.
"There's really no way to take such a greedy little fan." The little ghost sighed, and suddenly a small hand stretched out and handed it to me, and I don't know when there was an extra plate of barbecue.
This...... This fragrance is-!!
Suddenly I got up from the ground and stared at the plate in the little ghost's hand with glowing eyes.
"Dragon crocodile meat." The little ghost flicked her slender index finger delicately.
"Does Xiao Fan want to eat?"
"Yes!" My chick nodded like a peck at rice.
"There's really no way, so if you want to eat, it's not impossible to give Xiaofan something to eat." The little ghost deliberately looked embarrassed.
"It's just that it will only be eaten by the [only] servant of this holy woman."
"Ahahahaha, Your Highness Alice, what are you talking about, haven't I been destined to be your servant since I was born?" For the sake of dragon crocodile meat, festival or something, take it off and put it aside.
"Well, Xiao Fan is obedient~~" The little ghost showed a sly look.