22, the world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the initial task of fitness, and reward a bottle of Lifting Divine Oil."
When Fang Xin finished all the planned morning exercises early in the morning, he was tired and lay on the concrete floor of the park square.
There are several activities for morning exercise, namely jogging for half an hour, skipping rope 50 times, standard push-ups 20 times, and qualified sit-ups 20 times.
One thing to say, after just receiving the small task of the main line of this system, Fang Xin was completely smacked, but it was right to think about it, e-sports is also a sport!
If the system is just monotonously making a fuss about the game, it is really unreliable.
Later, after thinking about the hidden task tree of "earning it 100 million first", he felt that he might think a little shallow.
But he didn't think much about it, anyway, exercising was already in his plan, and he just had to complete it seriously.
The problem is that after a lot of exercise, he is really tired!
"Lifting Oil, once used, can activate various qualities of the body, one bite at a time, or you can use one bottle at a time, directly increasing the attributes of the body by 20%!"
"Wouldn't it? Such awesome! ”
When Fang Xin was amazed, he couldn't help but pause.
Indeed, he really longed in his heart to increase his whole body attribute by twenty percent at one time.
But in fact, morning exercise is not a one-time exercise, nor is it "three days of fishing and two days of drying nets", so it is better to have a long stream of fine water!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, because according to his previous personality, most people would choose the latter without thinking about it, but now, people have grown up and their thoughts have become more mature.
Recalling the beautiful and precious youth of the years spent in the parallel world, Fang Xin, who was lying flat on the ground to rest, couldn't help but lie down and sit up.
But now I ......
It's sixteen again!
In the game, there is a lot of killing, and in reality, there is also a lot of killing......
"Fang Xin, what are you thinking?" Just as he was thinking about it naturally, suddenly, he came to his senses and hurriedly reprimanded himself in his heart.
The reason is that in the parallel world, he not only splits his legs with grass powder, but also spends money on the hotel.
It can be said that he is a complete scumbag.
Now back in the real world, he doesn't want to be as inhuman as he used to be!
"Fang Xin, you must not repeat the mistakes of the past, you must be consistent with your feelings, and you must not give up from the beginning!"
Thinking about it, he paused, and said sincerely in his heart: "Also, if you want to play professionally, win the championship in the world championship and create brilliance, then, you can wait until you retire to fight later." ”
"Are you sick? Early in the morning, what is a person talking to himself here? ”
At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from the side, Fang Xin subconsciously followed the sound, but saw a beautiful figure unexpectedly walking over from the side.
Little Sister Sophie...... Child!
The other party's real name is Sophie, but in fact, everyone else calls her Sophie.
It is said that she herself likes to be called so.
Sophie was still wearing black silk, but unlike last time, she was not wearing shorts underneath, but a short denim skirt.
Although it's not the legendary little skirt, in fact, it's not much worse.
Fang Xin was lying on the ground at this time, watching her walk towards him......
"Seduce! Seductive! He shouted at the people next to him who were doing morning exercises.
Then, when the other party only felt that he couldn't react, he said to an aunt with a child who had just passed by: "Auntie, this little sister wants to tempt me!" ”
"You fart!" Sophie cried out, only to feel unusually annoyed.
Fang Xin deliberately said triumphantly: "Then why are you a female student wearing such a sexy outfit?" At first glance, it is a 'horse fork worm' (beware of the divine beast beware*) goods! ”
The aunt on the side hurriedly took her grandson to flee the strange scene of possible war as if she had seen a monster.
One thing to say, the other party will be like this, Fang Xin can also expect that, in fact, he made it this just to have a third party to witness.
He just wanted to stimulate the little sister Sophie on the side: Sister, he doesn't learn well at a young age, he doesn't make him crazy about this, he writes his name upside down!
Sophie didn't know what Fang Xin was thinking in her heart, and she said aggressively: "Are you sick in the brain?" Oh yes, you were in a vegetative state before, and your head was not normal, I understand, understand! ”
"Do you really understand?" Fang Xin smiled, and the corresponding smile looked in the other party's eyes, making the latter only feel a little weak.
But it turned out that Sophie accidentally passed by by and saw Fang Xin lying on the park square, and after seeing Fang Xin lying in the park square, she had a plan and wanted to design Fang Xin.
So, she asked her friend to hide in the shadows, and she deliberately approached Fang Xin.
Then, wait and call it "indecent manners" and "hooliganism", and forcibly put Fang Xin together.
Her wishful thinking was good, but Fang Xin's sudden stroke of genius completely made her lose her proportions, and she forgot that she had the intention to frame Fang Xin.
At this moment, Fang Xin hit her directly and said, "I said, what are you still doing in a daze?" Why don't you call your friends over? ”
"How do you know...... Road! Sophie couldn't hold back for a while, the whole person blurted out, and wanted to brake later, but she knew that it was too late, but she said it generously.
Fang Xin naturally wouldn't tell the other party that the Nirvana system on his body that was dragging cool cocks and bombing the sky popped up the relevant tasks at the right time, allowing him to fully understand everything that was going to be staged!
Anyway, he was treated as a mentally abnormal little brother by the other party, and he continued to pretend to be crazy and stupid: "I will be a good eye, it is the great immortal sent by the Jade Emperor to clean up your little goblin, the evil animal, and it is not fast to appear!" ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture, pretending to be a heavenly master and pointing at the other party, without startling Sophie.
"You're sick!" Sophie Er faced Fang Xin, who was dressed as a ghost, she was really frightened, and she didn't dare to entangle with Fang Xin anymore, but when her friends next to her came out, she directly took the other party away, and she didn't look at Fang Xin with a respectful attitude.
Fang Xin remembered the look in the eyes of the passer-by aunt just now, and couldn't help but shake his head secretly, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it!
It's just that the system task came too suddenly, and he's not a real living immortal, so how can he live!
But really speaking, crazy actually feels really good!
It is far better than the bloody reality of the real society he faced behind the parallel world, and it is more comfortable!