6. Deadpool. The Day of Freedom

Wade! Hi, didn't wake up? ”

S.H.I.E.L.D. Level 5 Agent Jimmy was standing outside the cage that looked like a small square lined up, he reached out and knocked on the glass of the cell, looking at Deadpool snoring in the cell in front of him, he knocked so hard that it was not until several minutes later that Deadpool, who was sleeping in a daze, opened his eyes.

He turned his head to look at Agent Jimmy, and said:

"What time is it?"

"Uh, 10 o'clock in the morning."

Jimmy looked at the time on his wrist, he answered Wade's question, and the next moment, Deadpool smashed the pillow over:

"Oh my God, there's something wrong with you, isn't this still bedtime? Get out of here, get out of here! I'm going to get some rest. ”

"Well, whatever you want."

Agent Jimmy said solemnly:

"Anyway, I'm here to inform you that your time is up."

"Huh?"

Wade, who was covering his ears and preparing to get some sleep, sat up abruptly, his disgusting, pitted ugly face shining with anticipation, and he looked at Jimmy, who was standing outside the cell, and he asked:

"What time? Are you finally ready to send me on my way? Or, the one I was expecting? ”

"I guess so."

Jimmy Says:

"Who knows what you're expecting in your crazy head, but I think you should be a little happier today."

As he spoke, he took a folded file from his pocket and unfolded it, the Asian agent glanced at Wade, then coughed lightly, and said:

"Take... Forget it, I won't read this nonsense, in short, the ghost prison Lv6 level felon. Wilson, as of today, you have been removed from the Thunder Commandos, and because of your contribution to maintaining order, the remainder of your sentence is over, and you can leave your cell and start a new life, Wade. ”

Agent Jimmy turned the pardon around and stuck it to the glass, and Wade put his ugly face on the glass, and he looked at the words as if he were looking at the most beautiful thing in the world, and the signature from Merlin at the bottom.

A very magical signature, very beautiful, much like the flower script in an ancient text.

Wade never felt Merlin's name as endearing as it is today.

"Click"

Agent Jimmy swiped his agent ID on the cell's sensor, and the glass that had been closed slowly opened.

Wade, dressed in orange prison clothes, stood in front of the cell door, he looked back at the room that had been messed up by himself, he took a sharp step forward, then exaggeratedly spread his arms and knelt on the ground, as if embracing freedom.

"Alright, stop posing, come with me, Wade."

Agent Jimmy shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Go and get what you have stored here, you can leave by car, or we will send you to where you want to go, and I will pay for the travel for you."

"Wow, Jimmy, I've never felt your little eyes so pretty."

Wade stood up, he spread his arms to Jimmy, and he said:

"Let's give it a hug, it's goodbye."

"Ugh."

The agent looked at Wade's face, which would have made people lose interest in lunch, and he took a step back, saying:

"I know you're happy, but forget it."

"Come on!"

Wade stepped forward without saying anything, and he hugged the agent who was caught off guard, as if he were holding his dearest person.

Agent Jimmy resisted at first, but after a few seconds, he reached out and patted Wade on the shoulder, and he said softly:

"I hope you never come back, Wade, be a good person and do something good in the future... Everyone is going to throw you a farewell party, but unfortunately no one likes you at all, so the farewell party will not be over. Uh, wait, how sticky your hands are. ”

"You know, I fell out of love some time ago, so, every night I do..."

"Shet,!"

Jimmy's face changed drastically, Wade's bad living habits had spread all over the ghost base, he pushed Wade away, then took out a handkerchief, wiped his clothes vigorously, and said to the innocent Deadpool:

"You're such a nuisance!"

The agent glared at Wade in dismay, and said:

"Forget it, come with me."

"Don't be angry, Jimmy."

Wade chased after the agent, and he shouted:

"I'll pay for the dry cleaning."

Ten minutes later, in the office of the ghost base, Agent Jimmy, who had changed his clothes, handed a box to Wade, who had already taken off his prison clothes and changed into a slightly outdated tracksuit, and he also covered his face with the hood of his clothes, this guy also knew that his face would scare others.

"Here's what you were on when you were caught."

Jimmy glanced at the list and said:

"Including three dozen expired condoms, two pieces of women's underwear and your exaggerated tights, and of course, the weapon will not be returned to you."

"And this."

The agent took a bank card out of his pocket and handed it over:

"The remuneration for the last few actions, this money is enough for you to live peacefully for a few years, of course, we paid the taxes for you, no thanks."

“wtf?”

Wade took the bank card with a dissatisfied face, and said:

"Do I think I'm going to pay my taxes on time? Damn it! You're a bunch of nasty people. ”

"Alright, the formalities are done, let's get out."

Jimmy didn't want to have any more trouble with Wade, he sat down in his office chair, waved at Wade, and said:

"Feel free to go anywhere and scourge the others, but I'll warn you, Wade, you're already on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s ability watch list, so you'd better keep a low profile in the future, I don't want to see you again."

"Even though you're so rude to chase me away, I'm going to miss you, my Jimmy, your little eyes, your weird accent..."

Wade was carrying his suitcase, he whistled lightly, and then he turned to leave, but when he reached the door, Wade suddenly stopped, he looked back at Jimmy, and said:

"Well, it occurred to me that my cousin was still being held here, as if he were sadly indefinitely imprisoned, and according to Merlin's careful eyes, I might never see him again in my life, so, before leaving, can I... Meet him? ”

As he spoke, he patted his pocket, and said:

"Don't worry, I'll pay."

Wade's request was not excessive, but Jimmy was still a little hesitant.

Deadpool pleaded:

"Please, Jimmy, man, he's my only remaining relative, I have the right to visit him, you can't be so ruthless. For the sake of me doing so many things for you and killing so many people..."

"Shut up! You signed a confidentiality agreement. ”

Jimmy glared at Wade, and he said:

"Your mission to the Thunder Assault Team is kept secret, and if you go around talking nonsense, we'll get you back... Okay, don't put on that damn face, your face is really ugly twisted together, you can go visit Slade, but I have to watch the whole time. ”

Jimmy accentuated his tone, saying:

"You know the rules."

"I knew you were the best, little Jimmy."

Wade immediately put away his strange expression, and he said to Jimmy flatteringly:

"Then let's go, hurry up and finish, I still have to enjoy my free life."

So Wade went back to the cell on the 6th basement floor, and of course, this time he rarely came in as a prisoner.

With the sound of metal baffles rattling, Wade, who was standing outside the cell, met his cousin, Slade several years later. Wilson, codenamed Deathstroke, was once the best mercenary in the world, but he has disappeared for so long that the outside world has forgotten his name.

In the cell in front of Deadpool's eyes, Slade in a vest is exercising.

With his left hand behind his back, he only rests on the ground with the index finger of his right hand, constantly heaving and undulating his body, and every push-up is extremely standard.

His muscles are not exaggerated, but his bodybuilder-like body shape has not lost shape during his long imprisonment years with long practice, and in fact, the light reflected by his bulging muscles in the light makes him look like a beast that is holding himself down.

Maybe the next moment, he will burst out of the cage and tear apart everything in front of him.

This guy and Wade are just two extremes, they are both dangerous, but Wade's danger stems from his chaotic neurotic mind and his strange immortal body, while Slade's danger comes from not only the strength of his body, but also his viper-like character and will.

"Hi, cousin."

Wade glanced at Jimmy, who was expressionless and wearing sunglasses. Wu, he turned to Slade, who was exercising as if no one was in the cell, and said:

"I've come to see you."

"Say something, Wade."

Slade didn't stop exercising, his chin-filled beard making him look calmer and more stoic than ever, saying:

"Merlin generously gave you freedom, you should cherish it, find a good woman to marry after you go out, pass on the bloodline of the Wilson family, and bring it to me when you have children in the future..."

"Don't be so pessimistic, Slade."

Wade spread his hands, and he said to his cousin:

"Maybe Merlin will let you out one day with a little brain pumping."

"Will he?"

Slade sneered, and he said:

"He won't, Wade, unless his brain becomes like yours. I hurt his loved ones, and even though I didn't know it at the time, it had already happened, and we couldn't pretend it hadn't happened. ”

"To be honest, I've loved it now, no one botheres me, it quiets people down and thinks about a lot of things, it's always bad to be noisy, Wade, the noise can make us lose our nature, it's a good place, I've found myself here, it's awesome."

"Well, cousin, I think you're more crazy than I am..."

Wade scratched his bare head, and he said to Slade:

"Anyway, I'm going out, do you have anything to do for me?"

Speaking of which, Wade glanced at Agent Jimmy, and he added another sentence:

"Well, it can only be a legal thing, oh, I don't do illegal things anymore."

"There's nothing you need to do."

Still in that calm tone, Slade stopped exercising, stood up, moved his shoulders, and walked to the edge of the cell, where he looked at Wade and said:

"You can't do the things I didn't finish, Wade, go enjoy your life. By the way, Wade, is the others okay? I mean the brothers of the Black Claw. ”

"Uh, it's pretty good."

Wade replied very frankly:

"They were assigned to a squad by Merlin to do some shady work for S.H.I.E.L.D., and all of them volunteered to get their sentences commuted... The Shadow Chick has been recruited, she's working at the base now, and I saw her giving me the middle finger just now. Mad Rat and Road Rage's sentences have been cut in half, and Black Lily is a little better, she may be out of prison in a few years. ”

"The luckiest guy McRae is now a decent person, and the cute Ash chick is probably living a luxurious and boring life in a mansion in New York."

Wade pursed his lips:

"It's a pity that everyone doesn't like Akan, and neither do I, so no one asked him if he would like to join that team... It's a pity. ”

"Well, that's wise."

Slademore, rubbing his old-fashioned beard, said:

"Akan is a beast of chaos, he only succumbs to his inner desire for destruction, and it seems that Merlin is as wise as ever, which is a pity, which means that he is just as difficult to deal with, if not more difficult to deal with..."

"It's time, Wade."

Agent Jimmy, who had been listening to the conversation between the two brothers, looked at the time and whispered:

"It's time for you to go."

"It's really disappointing, didn't you see that we were chatting happily, hell, can't you leave more time for your relatives to spend time together?"

Wade grumbled as he waved his hand at Slade, saying:

"Then I'll go first, cousin, and I'll come to see you again when I have the chance."

"Go, Wade, never come back."

Slade didn't care about the separation, he waved Wade in a friendly way, and watched his mad cousin leave the cage, the alloy baffle outside the cell's glass clicking and closing again, locking the death knell back into the secluded little house.

In the dim light, Slade raised his fist, his fingers clasped together, and a dense layer of black scales covered his fist with the click of the joints.

He had soaked in the waters of the pool of Seralus, and had injected the serum of the tree bee, the power of the dragon dormant within him, and after years of imprisonment, it had truly become one with him.

But Knell knew very well that if this alone was not enough to resist Merlin's wrath, so he kept a low profile all these years, forbearance, and waited like a snake for an opportunity.

He believes that the opportunity will come.

"I have to thank you, Merlin."

Slade let go of his hand, the black scales quickly disappeared, he stroked the glass of the cell in front of him with his fingers, and he whispered:

"It's a pity that now is not the time to say thank you in person..."

"But that's okay, I'll be patient."