"I heard you're Lin'er's friend?"

Sun Yaosheng and Ma Guobi were of similar height, and at this time he deliberately stood on tiptoe and said in a condescending tone, "It seems that you have heard a lot of things." But why do I know nothing about you? ”

Ma Guobi heard Sun Yaosheng's sarcasm that he was an insignificant little person and that it was not worth the trouble to find out the background. But he didn't think this was a kind of contempt and insult to him, after all, with his identity, someone wanted to inquire, and it was estimated that in addition to the same name, even the photo might be fake.

Regarding Sun Yaosheng's intransigence in words, Ma Guobi has not experienced this taste for a long time.

Suddenly, the heart of play was great.

Ignoring Marin's obstruction, the piece of meat on his waist was already so painful that he couldn't feel it, and Equestria simply had a good time.

"Boy, you're arrogant. Do you know that the last person who dared to talk to me like that has become a piece of fertilizer in the Nile has long since become a piece of fertilizer in the Nile? ”

Sun Yaosheng smiled in his heart, and he didn't know if this guy who was dressed like a dog had watched too many movies and TV series and entered the magic barrier, so that he blurted out and brought the episodes inside to reality.

Since the person in front of him likes to imitate the dialogue in the movie, Sun Yaosheng decided to fight poison with poison, so as to let the other party know that it is not for nothing to watch every movie a week, "Come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back." The fortune teller said that I was going to succeed, but I didn't agree with it in my heart. I think it's up to you to decide whether you want to live or die. ”

Ma Guobi was stunned by Sun Yaosheng's words, and countless question marks hovered above his head. He looked at Ma Lin on the side, and his eyes seemed to say, 'Where did you find this mentally retarded, you can't say a word that you can say beforehand, and people can't understand it at all'.

Although Sun Yaosheng didn't say it right, Ma Guobi still understood the meaning that Sun Yaosheng wanted to express with his literal meaning, "I want to say, can I control your life and death?" ”

Sun Yaosheng smiled after hearing this, and thought, "Sure enough, it is a childish heart, and only the stunned youth shouts every day that he wants to die or live." But from this point alone, it is in the same vein as Ma Lin's childlike innocence, no wonder they will be together'.

"Oh, could it be that your dad is Li Gang?"

After listening to this, Ma Guobi felt that the kid in front of him not only had a problem with his EQ, but also had a failing IQ, "I said my surname Ma when we met, did you not graduate from elementary school?" ”

"Wait." Sun Yaosheng suddenly felt that he had misunderstood something, "What did you say was your surname?" ”

Ma Guobi sympathized with Sun Yaosheng at this time, "It seems that this kid not only has a little trouble in his head, but his ears are not very good. ’

"I said, my surname is Ma, and my full name is Ma Guobi. Didn't you later say that your surname was Cao, I thought you heard clearly. ”

Only then did Sun Yaosheng know that after people stretched out their hands, they said their own names, and all of them were self-directed and self-acted oolongs.

"Fuck your sister, what's the name is not good, but with such an extraordinary name, who can not misunderstand."

Sun Yaosheng's self-talk made Ma Guobi, who was sharp in his ears, listen to it, and after only listening to one beginning, Ma Guobi was shocked, "You actually did such a dirty thing to my sister, you, you!" ”

Sun Yaosheng also decided to make a mistake at this time, and said strongly, "What you like me, even if you are your sister's brother, can you manage it?" ”

Ma Guobi looked at Ma Lin with a surprised expression, and repeated four words in his mouth, "Do you want me?" ”

Ma Lin, who was standing on the side, not only did not stop the turmoil, but also set herself on fire, with a look of grievance, "Oops, you two have misunderstood!" ”

"Misunderstanding?" Ma Guobi looked Ma Lin up and down, maybe his mentality had changed, no matter how he looked at it, it was not the same as before, "I think it is necessary to talk to my parents about this misunderstanding." ”

When Sun Yaosheng heard this, he felt that the water was getting muddy, "Have you all seen your parents?" ”

Ma Guobi asked for some reason, "Why, you are so impatient." It's okay, even if you kid has a little guts, you still know how to take responsibility after eating. That's okay, I'll arrange a time and take you to see the second elder when the time comes. ”

Sun Yaosheng's heart was furious, "What about the two of you, why did you take me to meet your parents?" ”

Ma Guobi said as a matter of course, "Because his parents are my parents." ”

When Sun Yaosheng heard this, "Okay, this is already a marriage and mutual recognition of parents." As an outsider, it seems that he can't make much of a storm. ’

"I admit defeat and stop playing, what do you like?"

Ma Guobi thought that this was Sun Yaosheng's ugly son-in-law who was afraid of seeing his in-laws, so he grabbed it, "Don't worry, brother-in-law, Lin'er's girl will hurt people, and I will ensure that you don't have to worry about your future." ”

Sun Yaosheng was suddenly stunned, "Lin'er, brother-in-law? ”

Ma Guobi looked at it, this kid wouldn't be happy and stupid.

Sun Yaosheng suddenly remembered something, "What's your surname?" ”

Ma Guobi thought that this kid was overjoyed to ascend to the sky, and said patiently, "I am Ma Lin's brother, of course my surname is Ma." ”

Sun Yaosheng was about to cry, "Your surname is your sister's horse!" ”

Now it's Ma Guobi's turn to have a question mark on his face, "What's wrong with my surname Ma?" ”

"Brother-in-law, oh no, seeing that you are younger than me, let me call you brother. Dude, I heard you've been in trouble lately? ”

It is said that women only need a lipstick distance from strangers to girlfriends. Between men, maybe they just need a common topic.

Sun Yaosheng, who was forced to be invited to lunch, looked at the extravagant boy in front of him, and suddenly had a ridiculous feeling. Because under the words and deeds of his parents, businessmen are synonymous with philistine villains. They all have a face full of interests, and often don't even care about family and friendship for the sake of a penny. also called it in a high-sounding manner, "Brothers, settle accounts".

In the eyes of the two elders of the scholarly family who have lived all their lives, they are all products of moral degradation.

Although Sun Yaosheng came late in the rebellious period because of his strict family education, he could not resist the law of human reproduction after all.

What is rebellion, to put it in layman's terms, is actually the opposite of parents.

Sun Yaosheng's parents basically have no friends who are engaged in business, and those who can talk a few words are not the same teachers, but experts and scholars. In short, it must be related to the book.

As for some people will ask, those big bosses who are worth tens of billions of dollars will also publish some autobiographies and business books and the like. Parents will respond indifferently, 'When you publish a book, you have to ask someone to write it, so that people can polish it, and you will not be ashamed.' ’

Sun Yaosheng has no boundaries of identity for friends, and he does not refuse to come, but he is not wanton.

The person in front of him not only has good manners, but also Ma Lin's own brother.

There is no wrong thought about Ma Lin, but it does not affect the heart of a normal person who loves beauty.

"Trouble?" Sun Yaosheng looked at Ma Lin, "Are you talking about me fainting?" ”

Ma Guobi was also stunned by Sun Yaosheng's rhetorical question, and also looked at Ma Lin, "What?" Is there something wrong with my brother's body? ”

You see, talking to someone with a good tutor is like a spring breeze. If this were Zhu Xiaofei, he would definitely ask with a big grin, 'Yo, my brother turned out to have something wrong with his body, what's the matter, is it above or below.' I have a small flyer torn off a telephone pole here, and I can make a few copies of it for you at a discount if you need it. You don't have to think about finding it yourself, I've got it all for the telephone poles around here. ’

Sun Yaosheng replied with a smile, "It's not a big deal, it's just that I didn't rest well the night before the game, so my mind was blank during the game." ”

"I see." Ma Guobi knew that Sun Yaosheng was participating in the chicken eating competition, but he didn't ask about this question, he was dragged by Ma Lin from the resort, and he had a special question that needed to be treated.

"Well, don't you usually browse some news posts on the Internet?" Since the parties were unwilling to cooperate, Ma Guobi decided to take the initiative.

Seeing Ma Guobi so good, Ma Lin said happily, "Brother, my bowl of beef is super tender, give you a taste." ”

Ma Guobi swallowed the beef that Ma Lin had personally fed for a long time with tears in his eyes, looked at Sun Yaosheng opposite with envy, and thought, "I'm afraid this kid has been fed countless times, it seems that the little ancestor is moved by his true feelings this time." Just with this unavoidable care, Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone. ’

Sun Yaosheng didn't know the flowery intestines of the two siblings in front of him, and answered the question seriously, "I will occasionally pay attention to current affairs, but I don't like to watch those lace news and parents." Maybe when I'm old and lying in a rocking chair, I can calm down and taste all the things in the world. ”

This is not the result that Ma Guobi wants, and he is not here to listen to philosophy, "In this case, then these things, my brother must have never heard of them before, right?" ”

Ma Lin's heart tightened, and she felt that her brother was going to start being a demon again.

Taking the mobile phone handed by Ma Guobi, Sun Yaosheng looked at the screen and said, "PUBG, right?" Is this Baidu's sticker? ”

Ma Guobi heard it, okay, he finally met a prehistoric human, "That's right, hasn't my brother been in contact with it before?" ”

Sun Yaosheng also knew that the questions he asked were a little too low-level, and said embarrassedly, "No, it's just that the time for contact is relatively small." But I know that there are a lot of talents in Tieba, and many popular Internet terms will come from Tieba. ”

Sun Yaosheng continued to look down and found a post about this Shark Cup competition.

"Brother Ma is really chivalrous, I know that we don't know much about the competitors in this competition, so I specially showed me these detailed data analysis, thank you here."

When Ma Guobi heard it, what did it do? When I took my phone over, it was a post about the analysis of a match team. It will not only have the information of each player, but also analyze the strengths and weaknesses of this team team according to the owner's own experience, as well as predict the future trend.

"Well, this guy does have two brushes. I can't see it, brother, you are still the killer king of this competition. Ma Guobi's eyes lit up.

Sun Yaosheng smiled honestly, "No, no, I missed a whole day of competition." ”

Seeing that his brother was really talking and talking crookedly, Ma Lin let out a "hmm".

Ma Guobi, who received the danger signal, suddenly became serious, "Don't be proud, brother, let's take a look at the next posts." Be prepared, though. ”

Sun Yao's second monk, "What kind of psychological preparation?" ”

Ma Guobi said solemnly, "Be prepared to drop your phone in anger later, and then be unable to pay it back and fall into the door later." ”

Ma Lin listened to it with a red face, and some regretted calling this brother who didn't have a proper person all day, "Ma, Guo, Bi!" ”

Sun Yaosheng didn't notice the fight between the two siblings, because the white screen and black words in front of him made him realize for the first time an idiom that his father often warned him - people are terrible.

When he was a child, Sun Yaosheng didn't understand why his father said this sentence seriously, because the person who dared to insult him in front of him in elementary school was either beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, or he was beaten to the point that his nose was swollen and he had to fight back desperately.

But when I went to college, the golden signboard of college students gave me a lot of social convenience, but also correspondingly endured more constraints.

For example, the fight will not only be criticized by the school, but it will really make a big fuss, and if you win, you will go to jail, and if you lose, you may have to "go down in fame".

Now, Sun Yaosheng felt that he was in a web, and he could only watch countless spiders laughing wildly when he was stuck and unable to move. He tried to fight back, but before a single spider silk could be cut, countless new spider silks spat out at him. And because of his struggles, those efforts that were abandoned have become new black material and evidence, making him sink deeper and deeper into the cobwebs.

"Don't try." Ma Guobi watched Sun Yaosheng press the screen frantically, refuting and justifying those groundless comments, shook his head and said, "People are professional, not to mention the words used in writing for the time being, just the speed of typing, you are more than twice as slow as other professionals." ”

"When did this happen?" Sun Yaosheng asked with squinted eyes.

Ma Guobi naturally did not have this kind of experience of being overwhelmed and insulting himself, but from the perspective of his brother-in-law, he could experience the feeling of losing everything.

Looking at Ma Lin, Ma Guobi cared about Sun Yaosheng's feelings, and said softly, "Probably, it was the night you were absent." ”

"Yesterday?" Sun Yaosheng's hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly, "In other words, in just one night, I became a notorious tumor?" Swindler? Scumbag? E-sports club because I became a spurned garbage team? ”

"Scumbag?!" Ma Guobi immediately exclaimed when he heard these two words, "I'll take a look." ”

Ma Lin's head was big for a while, "Ma Guobi, you have to do another favor and disappear from my eyes as soon as possible." ”

Ma Guobi slandered dissatisfiedly, "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, brother cares about you." ”

After dealing with Ma Lin, who fell into a rampage, Ma Guobi turned his head and patted Sun Yaosheng's shoulder and comforted, "I once heard a sentence that is a friend who failed to start a business and was run away with money, and was maliciously slandered. Now, I give you what he said in its entirety. ”

Sun Yaosheng put away the fury in his heart, and wanted to hear what thought-provoking golden sentences this son-in-law with a good identity would say.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, Ma Guobi, who blushed and didn't hold back a word, stretched out his hand in front of Sun Yaosheng.

"What?"

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