Chapter 301: Two Joys
"Here... What happened? ”
Looking at the large area of fresh ruins of the Hokage's office from afar, Kakashi the Sixth Hokage couldn't help but be stunned.
"It's like... Tsunade? ”
Obito noticed the two Tsunade facing each other in the middle of the ruins.
After meeting Obito, Kakashi completely forgot about his role as the examiner for the graduation exam;
After a long period of emotion, Kakashi realized that he should take this otherworldly man who had been separated from his teammates to report to the Hokage's office.
But by the time they arrived at the Hokage's office, it was in ruins.
The two slowly approached, only to find that the Naruto they were looking for and the lost rescue team members were also here.
"Obito?"
Naruto Naruto noticed the situation here and couldn't help but exclaim.
Naruto stepped forward excitedly, as if he had seen some deceased relative or friend, his eyes full of memories and sentimentality.
"Are you...?"
Obito was a little unrecognizable to the middle-aged man with blond hair and inch head in front of him...
In the original world, he didn't have much contact with the young Naruto, so the guy in front of him who was touched by himself made him faintly confused.
In fact, Obito has been a little confused since his previous contact with Kakashi from another world:
He was obviously a notorious villain in another world, but after meeting Kakashi in this world, the other party directly showed his attitude towards the Konoha martyrs.
Originally, Obito thought that it was just because Kakashi and he had always been close friends, but now why did a model guy who was so enthusiastic about him come out?
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki..."
Naruto suddenly came to his senses: "You... Are you from another world with soil? ”
Saying that, Naruto laughed enthusiastically again, his attitude as warm as a warm sun:
"Obito, come and sit..."
"Let's explain slowly..."
Obito followed Naruto's footsteps for some reason, and roughly knew that the man in front of him was the seventh Hokage of this world, that is, the son of Mizuto-sensei...
Naruto, a teenager from another world, has always had a faint hostility towards Obito, a father-killing enemy and a Class A war criminal, because he was influenced by Tamu and lacked the "Great Forgiveness Aura" that a protagonist should have;
Obito didn't expect to be forgiven, he had already thought of dunging for his sins in front of Tamu;
Later, with the acceptance of his best friend Kakashi, he was already satisfied, but he didn't dare to hope for more.
However, Naruto's attitude towards him in this world is unusually kind...
Obito was stunned and chatted with Naruto and Kakashi in the other world, and for a while, it was a bit of a happy atmosphere for the guests and hosts.
"Uh..."
Kakuto, who had always been silent, suddenly spoke to Shikamaru beside him: "Mr. Shikamaru? ”
Shikamaru's eyes were still nailed to Fei Duan's body, and when he heard Kakuto's voice, he immediately turned his head vigilantly, his eyes full of sharp precautions and vigilance.
"Any questions?"
The wariness and hostility in Shikamaru's voice were almost undisguised.
Kakudo was a little speechless, he and Fei Duan hadn't untied their shackles until now, and the Konoha ninjas around them were still staring at them like thieves.
Kakuto, who has always had a calm personality, finally has some emotional fluctuations...
He turned his head and gestured to Shikamaru with his eyes, first at Nagato and Konan who were standing comfortably over there, then at Obito who was having a good conversation with the two Hokages, and finally turned his gaze back to the shackles that trapped him....
Shikamaru still doesn't know why, but Kakuto is speaking:
"There's a question I'd like to take the liberty of asking..."
Shikamaru asked, "What?" ”
Kakudu asked with a gloomy expression:
"I didn't know much about it when I first came here, and I just understood the concept of parallel worlds."
"Could it be that in your world, Nagato and Obito are actually good people?"
As an official-faced Hokage-sama, he affectionately called Nagato his senior brother when he opened his mouth, and treated Uchiha Obito like a comrade-in-arms he hadn't seen for many years...
This appearance makes Kakumi curious about the identity of his former boss and the major shareholder behind the scenes in this parallel world...
"Uh..."
Shikamaru was obviously stopped by Kakuto's words, and was silent for a long time before he replied embarrassedly:
"They're not good people here..."
"It's just that I woke up later..."
"Wake up?"
The horn of a ninja who has been a ninja all his life is so angry that his chest is stuffy:
"The two of them are behind the scenes, and one of them will wake up and become your Konoha comrades-in-arms?"
"Yes, yes..."
Shikamaru also suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he was guarding the two minions of Kakudu and Feiduan, but the two BSS over there were treated like home.
"Ahem..."
Jiaodu couldn't help but cough violently twice, and asked unwillingly:
"Then let me take the liberty of asking, what is the ending of me and Feiduan in this world?"
"Uh..."
Shikamaru became more and more embarrassed: "I was killed by our Konoha ninja..."
The horns fell silent:
This means...
In the end, all the terrorist leaders abandoned the darkness and became martyrs, while those who ran errands and errands became reactionaries who worked for the dark forces and did not come to their senses?
“P!”
Jiaodu couldn't help but curse:
"It's good that I surrendered early! Almost let those two bastards get the first shot! ”
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When Jiraiya was slightly conscious, he felt the pain all over his body flare up.
The slightest tugding of the muscles on his face was a heart-rending swelling pain, and the ribs in his chest seemed to crack a few times, and every breath was as difficult as a leaky bellows.
Oops...
With his many years of experience as a target for Tsunade's Monster Power Fist, he realized the severity of the situation at the first time:
Being beaten into a pig's head by a violent Tsunade is something that I am used to, and it can even be seen as a special fun interaction...
However, if he was still covered in injuries after the beating and had not been treated at all, it showed that Tsunade's anger was far from being eliminated.
Jiraiya struggled to catch a glimmer of light from his swollen slatted eyes like hyaluronic acid, and observed the surrounding environment slightly:
I saw only a ruin of masonry and rubble, and my own seriously wounded man was still lying in a human-shaped pit with no one to take care of him...
When he turned his head again, he saw Tsunade's beautiful face and proud figure.
But this time, he didn't dare to do anything more about it, because this time he saw two Tsunade siblings, and they were standing not far in front of Jiraiya.
The two eyes collided fiercely in the air, and the invisible momentum made the people around them consciously retreat, and naturally vacated a space for them to play.
The two were so focused on eye contact that they didn't even realize Jiraiya's sobriety.
It's scary...
The expressions on the faces of the two Tsunade are extremely gloomy, coupled with the same young appearance and the same dress that has not been changed for decades, so that Jiraiya can't tell which of the Tsunade in front of him is the "gentle version" and which is the "irritable version"...
Jiraiya still remembers the last time he saw Tsunade show this kind of momentum in front of him was during the voyeur incident many years ago, when he was in the intensive care unit of Konoha Hospital for two months.
Jilai also quietly held his breath, and the two beauties in front of him were as terrifying as a powder keg that could explode at any moment.
But lying in this ruins and pretending to be dead is not a way after all, and after a long time, Zilai still shouted softly:
"Tsunade?"
The two Tsunade turned their heads in unison.
Now it was clear who was who, because the two Tsunade looked at him differently:
One is a tender and concerned inquiry, the other is a persecuted gaze that lingers in anger.
"Jiraiya?"
Tsunade, who was secretly angry, just faintly shouted Jiraiya's name, which made Jiraiya subconsciously shudder.
"Tsunade..."
Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, "I—I can explain..."
The weakness of the heart in this voice can't be hidden at all, but it has a bit of the smell of elementary school students being stolen by their parents in an Internet café.
"Humph!"
Tsunade clasped his hands to his chest and snorted coldly, but the corners of his mouth unconsciously put on a smug smile.
Zilai's performance is undoubtedly a clear position of his own;
The Tsunade that Jiraiya has been pursuing for decades is her after all, not a replica of some other world.
When Tsunade-2 saw this, his heart couldn't help but sink, and the-for-tat hostility on his face unconsciously dimmed.
For this situation, Tsunade No. 2 has actually been mentally prepared;
Because she also knows that the person she is close to these days is also a person from another world after all, and she is just immersed in false happiness and does not want to wake up.
But...
Tsunade No. 2 looks back on the experience of these days, and that rare happy time is not false after all;
She finally realized a little vaguely that she was probably not just treating this Jiraiya as a substitute for her dead best friend, but that she had really entered into a strange new relationship.
She'd had enough of the vicissitudes and setbacks she'd been through over the years, and she didn't want to endure the pain of losing someone important...
Tsunade-2's eyes quietly became firm, and his previous state of lost soul was swept away by his high fighting spirit.
Just when Tsunade was secretly proud, Tsunade No. 2 stepped forward on his own, and did not shy away from holding the seriously injured person who was still lying in the pit in his arms, and treated him with medical ninjutsu as if no one was around.
Lying in that familiar embrace, feeling the warmth of the rapid healing of the injuries on his body, he was a little intoxicated after all.
Tsunade's pupils shrank, and he suddenly felt bad in his heart:
When will it be the turn of someone else to treat the man she injured?
"Jiraiya!"
Tsunade frowned, and once again woke Jiraiya from his intoxication with a call: "Come over to me!" ”
Jiraiya looked flustered and wanted to straighten up, but Tsunade-2, who was gently hugging him, also quietly used his strength to pull him back.
Tsunade No. 2 said lightly: "Your injury is not healed yet, don't move yet." ”
Zilai really didn't dare to move, and the voice of Tsunade's No. 2 painting style mutation made him suddenly realize that the "gentle version" of Tsunade next to him was also a Tsunade who could collapse mountains with one punch...
"Jiraiya..."
Tsunade raised his eyebrows: "Don't forget which world you are from!" ”
Tsunade No. 2 smiled disdainfully, and the spirit of the early years as the fifth generation Hokage completely returned to his body:
"The healing thing..."
"Do you want to divide where the patients come from?"
"You!"
Tsunade was choked by his other self and couldn't speak, and the meaning of the other party's refusal to back down was already obvious.
But Tsunade, who has always been treated as a princess, is not very good at competing with others and being jealous after all, she can only hold her breath, and she is angry and pointed to Tsunade No. 2, who is hugging Jiraiya affectionately, and said:
"Do you need to be so close to someone for treatment?"
The provocation on Tsunade No. 2's face became more and more intense, and his words were full of overtones:
"What's wrong? We're just a little bit intimate..."
"These days, Jilai and I get along like this..."
"Bastard!"
Tsunade was so angry that his fists were clenched to the point that his joints turned white, and the irascible chakra on the iron fist had an irrepressible tendency.
Jiraiya's expression froze, and he stiffened in Tsunade-2's arms and didn't dare to move.
But Tsunade suddenly let go of his fist, and his eyebrows were unconsciously dyed with a hint of gloom:
The drunken appearance in the other party's arms was extremely skillful before, and I don't know how many times I practiced;
Apparently their relationship is as intimate as each other says it is these days...
Tsunade's heart is full of mixed feelings, and the loss is mixed with absurd incredible:
Just made up his mind to accept this relationship, and his corner was pried away?
Sideways, it's also Tsunade...
Tsunade reluctantly clenched his fists again:
Damn it!
Obviously I came first...
After a brief silence, she stepped forward slowly, each step like a hammer hitting the big drum in Jiraiya's heart that was about to be hammered.
Jiraiya closed his eyes nervously, and he intuitively judged that he was afraid that he would be beaten again.
And Tsunade can't dodge his fists yet, and dodging them will only bring more trouble and estrangement.
But in the darkness, his body did not meet the imaginary iron fist, but felt another soft body.
Tsunade not only didn't beat him again, but instead held the other side of Jiraiya's body and stretched out his hand to treat him carefully.
Tsunade's proud figure, once you get close, brings a touch that is enough to make you faint on the spot;
The old driver was once again intoxicated.
"I'll treat the man I wounded!"
Tsunade's healing movements were gentle and precise, but his voice was cold and murderous.
Jiraiya woke up suddenly, and he finally began to clearly realize his terrible situation:
The two goddesses of the dream are hugging him one left and one right, and the wonderful touch and refreshing fragrance are entwined and impacted in the brain...
The two joys overlapped each other, and it was a dreamlike moment of happiness...
However, how long will you live?
In the interweaving of happiness and fear, Jiraiya also roughly conceived the outline of the next book of intimacy paradise:
"Intimate Heaven My Childhood Sweetheart and Childhood Sweetheart's Tragic Shura Field"