Chapter 18: A Wonderful College Life
Fudan University.
In a classroom, the teacher was speaking with great interest on the stage, and the students were fishing for shrimp below.
"Students, quantum mechanics includes ......"
A physics professor wearing huge reading glasses writes a series of charming formulas on the blackboard.
That's right, it's fascinating!! You write like a ghost, can you not be charming??
I'm about to faint!! It's hard physics!!
"Alas, Professor Hao's physics class is too difficult, and he will definitely fail this semester?? God, why do you want to pinch out a genius girl like Zhuge Dali~~~"
"Isn't everyone equal?"
In the classroom, a pure-looking ponytailed girl was lying on the desk softly, her eyelids almost covering her eyes.
She is Zhuge Dali's best friend Ning Ruolan.
"Vigorously?? What do you think of this question?? ”
Ning Ruolan pointed to an example question in the textbook, and her elbow touched Zhuge Dali beside her.
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!!
Hey, it's wrong, the questions that are more than three seconds old are all those super perverted finale questions.
Ning Ruolan opened her eyelids with her hand and looked at the title in the textbook in a daze: Who is the founder of quantum mechanics?
"It's that simple, Planck!" Ning Ruolan pouted and smiled disdainfully.
Such a simple question, insulting my IQ? It's also the finale question, and the score question is almost the same!!
Wait, three seconds?? More than three seconds?
Ning Ruolan turned her face abruptly, looking at Zhuge Dali, her eyes became brighter and brighter, and the corners of her mouth were even slightly hooked.
"Vigorously??"
"Vigorously!!"
“........”
Ning Ruolan shouted Zhuge Dali several times in a row, but she didn't answer, the conjecture in her heart became more and more proven, and finally she shouted directly into Zhuge Dali's ear: "Zhu-Ge--Da-Li!" You failed the exam! ”
"How could it be !!"
At this time, the jade hand held the cheeks, his head was in a daze at the scenery outside the window, Zhuge who didn't know what to think came back to his senses and muttered:
"Huh?? I just finished the exam yesterday, and the teacher said that I had a full score, how could I fail!! ”
"My top student at the same table, I haven't finished class yet!"
Ning Ruolan smiled like a fox and poked Zhuge Dali's face.
"Ah, Ruolan, why do you dare to shout at me so loudly, the voice is more than forty decibels.... It can cause sudden cardiovascular disease and damage to the eardrum ....."
Zhuge vigorously began a rational analysis, so that Ning Ruolan was full of black lines, and he was taught a lesson again, "Stop!" ”
"I don't want to listen to this, you want to ask, what are you thinking about just now?"
Ning Ruolan raised a hand and shouted to stop, if she continued like this, she would be brainwashed.
"Me?? I'm thinking about the question. Zhuge vigorously avoided Ning Ruolan's gaze and picked up the book.
When Ning Ruolan heard this, she sneered, turned the book in her hand around, and complained: "My strength! Your realm is getting higher and higher, and now you are reading books in reverse? ”
"I... I wasn't careful. Zhuge Dali's head shrank and said in a low voice.
"Say!! Are you in love? Ning Ruolan held her face and asked solemnly.
"No, don't guess!" Zhuge Dali's head swayed like a rattle.
"No?? You're blushing! ”
Ning Ruolan's face was written with the word disbelief, and she reached out and touched her forehead, playing with the taste: "Did Zhao Gongzi chase you down!" ”
"How could it be him!!" Zhuge vigorously slapped one hand on the table and shouted at him.
Suddenly.
Those sleeping teenagers felt their eardrums shake slightly, as if there was a lion roaring in Hedong.
That's right, it's Sister Vigor who is going crazy!!
Suddenly, the sound of turning pages and writing sounded like a symphony in the classroom.
Professor Hao lifted his glasses, nodded vigorously at Zhuge and smiled kindly: "You deserve to be a member of the study committee, well done!" Kudos to you! ”
"Hey, hey, who is it?"
Ning Ruolan squinted her eyes and said with a smile, a little agitation method was set out.
It is also Zhuge who is obsessed with learning and can't extricate himself, so he is so routine!!
"I said no, I'm going to study......"
Zhuge Dali's pretty face turned red, and then he lowered his head and began to read.
What's wrong with me?? Now my heart is beating so fast, my body temperature has risen by 0.5 degrees, and my adrenaline secretion has increased by 10 percent......
I must have been thinking about the question just now, right??
Isn't that something I used to do often?
It must be an illusion, what question did I just think? The best route and time for Su Chen to get here is......
Ning Ruolan smiled embarrassedly, and didn't continue to tease her, otherwise she would really be mad.
"Dali, lie without blushing, you have to learn from me."
"Anyway, you're my best friend, your boyfriend must show me, otherwise... Hey. ”
Ning Ruolan shook her ponytail and said majestically.
"I won't give you homework." Zhuge Dali's face returned to normal, and he said coldly.
Ning Ruolan: "........."
"So vigorous, beautiful and vigorous, Xiao Lanlan loves you the most!! You can't be so ruthless! ”
"I was wrong, Xiao Lanlan was wrong."
Ning Ruolan took a deep breath, hugged Zhuge Dali's arm, and said frantically.
No homework copying!! It means that the usual score is zero, and the exam is zero!!
The end of the semester is set!!
Oh my God, she learned badly, she learned to threaten her best friend!!
Woo woo woo ~ ~ Which man who killed a thousand knives taught her badly.
The old lady slashes you to death with a knife!!
.......
Complex gate.
"Yawn~~~ No cold! Why do you sneeze, is it because you miss me vigorously?? ”
Su Chen stood at the door of Fuda, touched his itchy nose, and said with a smirk.
Looking at the students coming and going, Su Chen sighed with emotion, as if he had returned to the time when he used to go to school.
At that time, I and the guys in the dormitory, wrapped like a dumpling, wore big toad glasses, and sneaked out of the campus.
However, every time they were discovered by a few people, and then the girls in the whole school ran out to chase them.
Once they chased five streets, but fortunately, the boss and the man brought them all into the lingerie store.
The five male gods in the eyes of these senior sisters and sisters are definitely not perverts, how can they enter this kind of female store.
Sure enough.
The senior sister did not come in, but she was almost killed on the spot by other women as a pervert.
Fortunately, the fourth guy is stupid and has a lot of money, and he is also handsome, so he fooled those women casually and escaped the catastrophe.
The time in college is the happiest day of everyone's life.
There was no nagging from parents, no mountains of exam papers, no harsh criticism from the dean.
If you want to pick up a girl, you can play a game, and if you want to go out with your brother for a drink, you can go out.
That's it, wonderful university!!
Everyone yearns for it and hopes to be like this for a lifetime, but people always have to learn to grow up.
"Whew~~~ I miss it so much!" Su Chen took a long breath and showed a bright smile.
Raise your head, the sun is just right.
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