Wei Laosan glared at Xie Xiaodong, who was bright and handsome, and coughed lightly: "Master, take down this demon for me." ”

You are paralyzed, you are so cool to dress up with Lao Tzu's money, and you will see how Lao Tzu cleans you up in a while?

The tall Taoist priest looked at Xie Xiaodong carefully, and read slightly: "Master Wei, this little brother in front of me has a bright eye and a righteous spirit; no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a person who has been ghosted." ”

Ghost upper body?

After listening to the praise of the Taoist priest, Xie Xiaodong secretly reprimanded angrily: "Wei Laosan, you and your whole family are only ghosts!"

Wei Laosan was so angry that his face turned blue and pushed the Taoist priest violently, "Cao Nima, Lao Tzu asked you to deal with this demon, why the hell did you come from so many words, if you don't want to subdue him, Lao Tzu won't give you a single hair." ”

The Taoist priest was not angry, stood firm, and recited again: "My generation is only responsible for catching ghosts and exorcisms, and will never indiscriminately hurt innocent people for a few dollars." ”

Xie Xiaodong spat out a beautiful smoke ring and said proudly: "Wei Laosan, if you know each other, apologize obediently and get out." ”

Wei Laosan suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth and said, "Master, as long as you subdue this kid for me, I will donate 100,000 yuan to you to rebuild the temple." ”

Lakh!

The Taoist priest's eyes suddenly lit up, and his tone was excited: "Donor, what you say counts?"

"Grass! You tie Xie Xiaodong to my house for me, and I will immediately fulfill my promise. ”

Wei Laosan replied with his little abacus.

Nima, pretending to be a good person in front of Lao Tzu, it turned out that the 500 yuan given by Lao Tzu was too little.

Wait for Lao Tzu to clean up Xie Xiaodong, and then come to pick you up stinky old way.

The Taoist priest strode close to Xie Xiaodong and said, "Donor, obediently follow me to Master Wei's house to settle the matter, right?" ”

Xie Xiaodong glared at the fake Taoist priest and threw away the cigarette butt angrily, "Stinky Taoist priest, believe it or not, Brother Dong used the Five Thunder Spell to clean you up." ”

Now that he has practiced the One Rank Five Thunder Mantra, it is enough to deal with a fellow like a Taoist priest who does not know the height of the sky.

That way, he wouldn't have to waste valuable mana.

The Taoist priest looked at Xie Xiaodong in place, "Little brother, you are still a little knowledgeable, and you know the lost trick of our Shangqing faction, the Five Thunder Mantra. ”

"Nima's, Brother Dong will let you see if my Five Thunder Spell is the same as your shit faction. ”

Xie Xiaodong rolled up his sleeves and put his palms together and read slightly: "Thunder curse, the sky and the earth are dark, exorcise demons, split evil gods, and -----"

During the chanting of the incantation, his entire body began to be covered with a thin layer of purple qi.

"Boom ----"

Suddenly the clouds gathered in the heavens and the earth, and the wind howled, thunder and lightning.

The people present were so frightened by this sudden change that they screamed and staggered, while Wei Laosan was blown by the wind and crawled to the corner.

Even the villagers who hid far away and were ready to watch Wei Laosan bullying Xie Xiaodong were shocked and unstable on their feet.

"Close!"

Haha! I didn't expect the power of these five thunder spells to be so huge!

Xie Xiaodong took out a cigarette and looked at the Taoist priest who slowly got up with a smug smile.

"Daoist, do you want to help Wei Laosan deal with Brother Dong?"

The Taoist priest came to Xie Xiaodong tremblingly and knelt on the ground, "Holy Lord, please accept Qingyunzi's three bows, the disciple has no eyes, I don't know the Holy Lord who has rejuvenated, please give the Holy Lord a chance to mend his ways." ”

If you can't win, you'll be close!

Since this guy knows how to catch ghosts, it's time for him to catch some powerful lonely ghosts for himself to increase his abuse value!

Xie Xiaodong casually threw the lighter in front of Qing Yunzi, "Get up and light a cigarette for the Holy Lord!"

Taoist priest Qingyunzi hurriedly picked up the lighter and got up as if he had received amnesty, and respectfully lit a cigarette for Xie Xiaodong.

"Holy Lord, you said how to clean up Wei Laosan's bad guy, I will do it for you, so as not to stain the Holy Lord's golden clothes and golden shoes. ”

Xie Xiaodong lit a cigarette and took a beautiful puff, "Go and take off his pants and pull them over." ”

"Yes, Holy Lord!"

Without waiting for Qingyunzi to make a move, Wei Laosan, who was already frightened, crawled to Xie Xiaodong and begged for mercy while taking off his pants: "Brother Dong, the third child should be damned, you have a lot of opportunities to reform myself, right?"

Xie Xiaodong looked at Wei Laosan, who was full of ugliness, and almost laughed, "If you don't have any sincerity, you want Brother Dong to give you a chance." Qingyunzi, give me --- death"

Without waiting for Xie Xiaodong to finish speaking, Wei Laosan slapped himself with his hand and said bitterly: "Brother Dong, I will immediately ask Wei Kun to get 20,000 yuan for you to dissipate your anger." ”

"Hmph, Brother Dong, I spent ten years practicing the Five Thunder Mantras, is yours 20,000 dollars?"

Xie Xiaodong secretly roared: "Qingyunzi, give me ---"

Wei Laosan was so frightened that he knelt down and shouted: "Brother Dong, fifty thousand, I only have so much cash in my safe." If that's not enough, I've got that Buick for you. ”

"I took the money, you can keep the broken car for yourself!"

Xie Xiaodong took out his new mobile phone and gently blew off the dust on the screen, "Wei Laosan, get up and sweep Brother Dong's WeChat payment." ”

"Thank you, Brother Dong!"

Wei Laosan secretly relieved, got up, took out his mobile phone, tremblingly opened WeChat, scanned the code to pay.

Xie Xiaodong listened to the WeChat voice prompt, quickly put it into his pocket and said coldly: "Wei Laosan, you remember it for me, do more good deeds in the future, and don't bully the township." ”

"Thank you Brother Dong for your teachings, and the third child will remember your warning. ”

"Bye-bye!"

Xie Xiaodong threw away the cigarette butt in a dashing manner, put his hands in his trouser pockets and swaggered away.

"Holy Lord, you always wait for me!"

Qingyunzi caught up with Xie Xiaodong and slapped his ass hard.

Xie Xiaodong didn't look back and shouted proudly: "Qingyunzi, listen to the order!"

Qing Yunzi hurriedly knelt down and replied respectfully: "Holy Lord, please command!"

"You can catch a terrible wild ghost in three days to see me. ”

"Yes, Holy Lord!"

Qingyunzi breathed a sigh of relief and secretly asked: The Holy Lord is really wise and knows my expertise, so don't embarrass me;

No, catch two of them and give them to him, and maybe he will teach him a few lost exercises as soon as he is happy.

"Xiaodong, you are awesome!"

The onlookers couldn't help but applaud and cheer, and the village girls who were to be married looked at the handsome Xie Xiaodong with strange eyes.

Xie Xiaodong's story soon spread throughout the village, as well as to the village chief's family, who had bullied his adoptive father, who had died three years earlier.

After listening to the report of his subordinates, the village chief was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, pacing back and forth in the living room, constantly urging his subordinates to think of a clever plan for him to reconcile with Xie Xiaodong.

"Village chief, your sister-in-law Xiaoli and Xie Xiaodong grew up together since childhood, and Xie Xiaodong seemed to have chased her in middle school; ”

"You mean to let Xiaoli intercede for me, to see if the two families can reconcile. ”

"First persuade Xiaoli to take the initiative to pursue Xie Xiaodong, and then you will show favor to him and agree to their affairs by the way, as long as their affairs are completed, the enmity between the two of you will naturally dissipate, and you can also get a capable son-in-law. ”

"Village chief, I think this is feasible! Just now I heard my wife say that Xie Xiaodong came back in a high-end car last night. ”

"Okay, just do as you say, which of you two will go to the village primary school to persuade my daughter. ”

"Village Chief, Xiaoli, it's better for you to say it yourself. ”

Village

Pan Yulian commissary

Sao, widow, and woman Pan Yulian saw Xie Xiaodong coming and hurriedly stuck to him like a fly, "Xiaodong, my little ancestor, sister-in-law can see you." If you don't show up again, my sister-in-law will go crazy. ”

"Sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for a day, you think I'm crazy?"

Xie Xiaodong glanced sideways at the plump Pan Yulian and deliberately teased her.

He naturally knew that Pan Yulian must have been frightened by Li Cuilan's unjust ghost and was about to go crazy.

"My little ancestor, if you are willing to let your sister-in-law think about it!"

Pan Yulian lowered her voice and said in a panic: "Xiaodong, Li Cuilan came to my house again last night, fortunately there is a ghost exorcism charm you pasted, otherwise, my sister-in-law will definitely go with her last night." ”

"How did you know she was here last night?"

Xie Xiaodong stepped into the commissary, picked up a bottle of Coke, and took a few sips.

"Something knocked on the door and the window all night, and I shouted but no one answered. You say, who else is she not?"

Xie Xiaodong stepped into Pan Yulian's room to carefully inspect the exorcism talisman and said, "Sister-in-law, I will eat lunch and dinner at your place, and I will accompany you and wait for her arrival in the evening." ”

"Thank you, little ancestor, sister-in-law will go kill chickens and make lunch now. You take care of the store for your sister-in-law, and you can take whatever you want to eat!"

Pan Yulian's heart and liver, which was about to go crazy, suddenly became cheerful, and after politely settling down, Xie Xiaodong ran to catch chickens and prepare lunch.