Chapter 76: Plastering Your Name All Over the Streets
Naruto felt like he had heard the biggest joke of his life or that this white-haired old man had taken him for a fool.
But it didn't stop Naruto from spraying the white-haired old man at all: "Immortals? Are you still an immortal? Phew! ”
"What do you say your name is? Isn't it self-raising? Uncle Ben will put your name all over the streets and alleys now, so that the women in the village will guard against you! ”
Naruto snorted and laughed.
He admired his ideas a little!
It's definitely an excellent way to kill without seeing blood, but also killing them all!
Jiraiya's eyes instantly sharpened.
He reached out and grabbed Naruto's collar and picked him up.
The idea of this brunette kid is too scary, and if he does, his reputation will fall to the bottom.
Konoha couldn't stay at all.
As soon as Naruto wanted to make a move, he saw Ebisu who was chasing, so he deliberately said loudly:
"Old pervert, hurry up and put down Uncle Ben! Are you angry and want to kill people? Then you have mistaken your calculations! ”
"Because the royal teacher of the third generation of Konoha Hokage grandson has already discovered you!"
"Ebisu, quickly dry up this old color embryo, and then I will learn from you!"
Ebisu clasped his hands on his shoulders, pushed his sunglasses up, and said, "Hurry up and put Naruto down, there is something to say, it's always bad to move your hands and feet!" ”
"Talking to you, did you hear? If I don't speak, I'll do it! ”
Ebisu said a lot, but Jirai only moved his ears and didn't listen at all.
Just as Ebisu opened his stance and was about to make a move, Jiraiya suddenly made a seal with his hands, and then slapped him on the ground.
Then a huge toad suddenly appeared, and the big toad opened its mouth and licked Ebisu with its long big tongue.
Then Ebisu fell to the ground like a glass man, motionless.
Naruto's starry eyes widened, and he shouted with a look of disbelief:
"Hey, Ebisu, you fell down after being licked, are you pretending? You can't touch porcelain here! ”
"Ebisu, you're not really going to faint, are you? You're too vegetable, you're not worthy of teaching me like this, Kakashi, a bad old man, is cheating on me again! ”
No matter how much Naruto shouted Ebisu, there was no reaction, and Naruto knew that Ebisu was really dizzy.
It seems that this white-haired old embryo called Jiraiya still has two more children.
But no matter how much he has two hits, as long as he dares to do it to himself, he doesn't mind fighting with him to the end!
Of course, it may not take a few strokes to dry this old embryo and lay it down.
Just as Naruto was thinking about his thoughts, Jiraiya gently placed him on the toad's back.
Then he gently flicked the dust on Naruto's body with his hand, and said with a courteous face: "Handsome boy, what's your name?" ”
Naruto frowned, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of this old fellow Jiraiya.
But Naruto, who is a master of the arts, has no reason to be afraid of Jiraiya.
There was no one else here, and Naruto didn't mind casting a forbidden jutsu, just in time to see the power of the forbidden jutsu.
So Naruto replied without being humble at all, "Naruto, the most handsome genius Naruto Uzumaki in Konoha Village!" ”
Hearing Naruto's hand like this, Jiraiya's eyes flickered, he didn't expect that the kid back then would grow so big!
But his father has yellow hair, his mother has red hair, how can he give birth to a son with black hair?
"Naruto Uzumaki? So, how did your hair turn black? Jiraiya asked curiously.
"Cut! Uncle Ben ate twenty-two bowls of ramen, and then he became what he is now! How's that, it's cool! ”
Naruto stole a glance at Jiraiya, then rambled nonchalantly.
Anyway, one thing has been said too many times, and the fake has become true!
The fact that he turned into a black-haired black pupil was known throughout Konoha Village, and Naruto didn't mind lying once.
"Can eating ramen make your hair darker? This is the first time I've heard of anything like this! ”
Jiraiya's big hand grabbed the white hair, and he looked confused.
Ramen and hair, it's something that can't be reacted to at all, but how did it happen?
Could it be that Naruto is this kid fooling him?
I'm also lost!
But Jiraiya didn't forget his business, Jiraiya rubbed his hands, showed a coquettish smile, and discussed in a whisper:
"Naruto, we don't know each other, let's discuss something with you, can you not put my name all over the streets?"
Naruto's starry eyes stared at Jiraiya, and then smiled unkindly.
Zilai, a bad old man, still knows etiquette, righteousness and shame.
Since he knows etiquette, righteousness and shame, and still does this kind of voyeuristic thing, he is not a good citizen.
But he shouldn't be a heinous person to live to such an old age.
Forget it, knocking him down will be a punishment!
Naruto followed the example of the second pillar pretending to be 13, clasped his hands on his shoulders, and said coldly, "This can be discussed, but you have to promise not to do it again in the future." ”
I never thought that Naruto would be so easy to talk to, and immediately smiled and said, "Naturally, I promise not to do it in the future!" ”
After Jiraiya finished speaking, he was relaxed, and was about to chat with Naruto about family life, when Naruto suddenly said:
"Although you promised not to commit it in the future, you should not be held accountable! But I think about it, if you forget it like this, it will be unfair to the women of Konoha Village. ”
"So I'll gently fine you five million taels, it's already drizzling, you'd better not dislike the less!"
After Naruto finished speaking, Jiraiya lay directly on his back on the toad's back and fainted.
Naruto had already guessed that Jiraiya would have such a reaction, so he kicked Jiraiya with his foot and threatened:
"Then wait for me to plaster your name all over the streets! I'm sure the women of Konoha Village will welcome you! ”
Naruto turned around and left.
He didn't believe that he could calm down.
Sure enough, Jiraiya's hands hugged Naruto's legs and begged bitterly:
"Naruto, what I lack most in my life is money, so let's discuss if we can change the way of punishment!"
"Another way of punishing? It's not impossible, but in other ways, you can give you an example! ”
"As long as it satisfies me, I'm reasonable!"
Naruto touched his chin with his right hand and said with a look of confusion and thought.
There will be no money for it? Killing Naruto wouldn't believe it.
A guy who can casually knock down the special Shinobi Ebisu will be short of money, which really makes people laugh out of their big teeth.
Zilai's eyes rolled for a while, and he smiled and said yes, he pointed at the toad with his hand, and said:
"Naruto, as long as you don't put my name all over the streets, I'll teach you how to do spiritism."
"As long as you learn spiritism, you can summon toads to help you fight anytime and anywhere, which is cool!"
Naruto glanced at Jiraiya and immediately corrected, "Pay attention to your wording, it's not to teach, it's to punish." ”。
"As punishment, you are to sacrifice your spiritism. Of course, I don't accept it, I have to think about it! ”
When I heard it, I fell down with a bang!