Chapter 158 (II) Riquelme bitter gourd face

There are 42 muscles in our ordinary people's faces that control expressions, and through the cooperation of these 42 pieces of meat, a rich and colorful expression language is formed. However, there are definitely fewer people than this number www.biquge.info because they are basically the same expression, and it is difficult for them to change anything. For example, the 'good tiger' Su Youpeng, no matter what role he plays, the only expression he can change is frowning. Of course, there is also the biggest contribution of 'Erkang', who will provide emojis for Chinese netizens in the future, and his facial muscles are at least 42,000, otherwise he would not be able to make so many rich and exaggerated expressions.

Is there anyone with the least facial muscles? Yes! Argentine Roman Riquelme, he should not exceed 5 pieces.

Anyone who meets Riquelme will find it hard to resist the urge to say 'condolences and change' to him, and his 24-hour bitter face will make you feel as if the world has never been sunny. Even when he laughs, people sympathize with him, and he pretends to smile and suffer, and you will feel a hint of melancholy and sadness when you look at his smiling face.

Roman Forever Grim Riquelme, a footballer who speaks for negative emotions, is a football star who always reminds you that life is all about bad things.

In "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", the little girl Matilda and the killer Leon have a conversation.

Matilda: Is life always so hard, or is it just childhood?

Leon: Always.

Luc Besson must have seen Riquelme's face to inspire this line.

Zhuo Yang wanted to walk away from the court, so he hurried to the piano keys to vent the depression in his heart. Today he was in the opposite position with Riquelme, and looking at the weeping face on the other side made him depressed.

Riquelme is known as 'the world's last classical striker', what is a classical striker? To put it bluntly, it is the technical excellence and the slow methodical offensive organization to see two slow and three passes. Zhuo Yang will be afraid of you?

Riquelme is by far the most difficult opponent for Zhuo Yang to grab the ball at his feet, but it doesn't matter if he can't grab it, the Argentine's slow pursuit of success rate of the organizational pass, in front of Zhuo Yang, who has a very fast action rate, can not be used at all. Zhuo Yang is the kind of playmaker who is quick to pass and pass the body, strong and all-round without dead ends, just like Michael Ballack. Or a demon with quick movements, such as the Ronald bucktooth. Riquelme, is it still a problem?

Riquelme is the kind of player who stands out for his strengths and weaknesses, and he is one of the best in the world today in terms of individual skills and playmaking passing, but his pace is too slow, and he is so slow that he goes back in time. If he had been born 30 years earlier, Riquelme would definitely have become an unbeatable football king, and Maradona would have to call him Dad.

Today, in the 21st century, the pace of football is no longer the same, and the centre-backs are running longer than the midfielders of more than they did more than 20 years ago. In the era when the traditional midfielder dominated the pitch, it was common to see players walking on the pitch, but now? The coach has to beat you to death.

The nemesis of this traditional classical front waist is an all-round back waist like Zhuo Yang. Therefore, keeping pace with the times, the decline of the classical front waist is also following the trend, and don't you see that the traditional center is gradually disappearing? In this day and age, it is the versatile winger and the versatile midfielder who are starting to dominate the game.

The cavalry that has been crisscrossing the world for thousands of years has become history because of the appearance of firearms, and the classical front waist? It's not a pity.

Riquelme's kind is a player who doesn't fit in with the vast majority of formations today, unless you use him at the heart of the pitch and the whole team pushes mushrooms around him slowly, then waits for him to suddenly have a flash of inspiration, a sharp pass to break down the opposition's defence, and then a striker striker kills. Otherwise, if you only involve him in the operation of the midfield, and do not give him a central position, he will not be able to keep up, and you will be so slow that you will get angry.

Because of this, Riquelme, who was hailed as the 'successor to Maradona' at the age of 20, was sold to Villarreal after only one year of his transfer to Barcelona. However, he is at home here.

Speaking of this 'Maradona successor', it is really a farce of Argentines entertaining themselves. From Maradona's retirement to Messi's rise later, there were more than 20 players who were awarded this title during this period, giving people the feeling that Maradona, the king of the ball, was very cheap......

That's how Villarreal play, with a solid backline and Riquelme and two strikers, Jose Mari and Sonny Anderson, up front.

Jose Mari is a striker with high hopes from AC Milan, who bought him in 1999 along with Shevchenko in order to replace the legendary Bierhoff and the more legendary George Weah. As a result, Shevchenko scored 24 goals that year, laughing at the top scorer, and Jose Mari only scored one, which is very shameless.

The patient Milan gave him three years, in which he scored a total of five goals. Let's go, if you don't leave, it's time to turn the other cheek, so José Mari returned to Spain. Overall, the performance was much better, but I didn't score more than 10 goals in any year. As soon as he left, AC Milan bought Inzaghi and it turned out to be another legend.

Jose Mari, 26, shares a spot up front with 24-year-old Spaniard Antonio Guayre, and they have not scored 10 goals together. The other striker spot goes to Brazilian Sonny Anderson.

The 34-year-old Sonny Anderson used to be a figure, known as the 'gentle killer', and he once wore the Barcelona No. 9 shirt, is that what ordinary people can wear? Is that what ordinary people dare to wear? He wore it, and it fit perfectly. If it weren't for the sinister line of the Brazilian national team's forward line, Sonny Anderson would never have looked up to the sky and lamented that his life was not timely.

The heroes don't mention the courage of the year, since the injury in Lyon in Ligue 1, Sonny Anderson has been like that, anyway, today Grandpa Mo and Delas are at ease with him and Jose Mari.

Rickel bitter gourd Mei was so made by Zhuo Yang that he could only blindly dribble the ball by himself, and he couldn't spare his time to support the front, and finally tried to make a long-range shot with amazing foot skills, but the captain of Madiburg stole the ball, so that he could not dislocate himself. The annoyed and angry Argentine retaliated by shoveling Zhuo Yang, bringing himself a yellow card, not to mention, and almost being beaten by his second brother. The second brother didn't say it, but he thought Zhuo Yang was good.

Villarreal didn't play in front, but the bus in the back blocked the gate solidly, allowing Scar, the second brother, the little pig and even the butcher's coquettish and cobra Iliya to rush left and right to bombard indiscriminately, and there was no gap at all.

Madiburg, who had the advantage, had the best chance of the game when the Bantam replaced Piggy and hit the lintel with a kick that made Hasler stomp on the ground in frustration.

Villarreal's tall defenders are really unambiguous, and Zhuo Yang, Grandpa Mo, and Delas don't take advantage of the header gods at all.

0:0, no one will be in a rut, Madibao is quite unconvinced.

Zhuo Yang is a kind person, and when he exchanged jerseys with Riquelme after the game, he enlightened the Argentines very sincerely: think about everything, think more about happy things, there are no hurdles that cannot be overcome, and take more deep breaths. Ah, this world is so beautiful......

Riquelme rolled his eyes and left.