Hearing that the sword trial meeting was over, I felt incredible, and opened my eyes and asked Tang someone, "How is it possible?" I haven't bought snacks yet, how can they just end it? ”

The girl from the Yunshan faction turned back to me in front of me with a displeased tone and scolded me disdainfully: "When you go back, it's dark." ”

I looked up at the sky and smirked, "It's not dark, it's still bright, you're bullying me a little drunk, aren't you?" ”

"I don't want to care about you at all, according to me, this kind of person just finds a place to throw him down."

Find a random place to throw it away? Okay, I'm very sleepy right now, and I don't want to leave and I want to find a place to lie down.

As soon as my eyes closed, time passed somehow, and I didn't know where to be helped to put down. The surrounding voices were so noisy, as if I vaguely heard the big speaker of Qian Guanzi calling me, and it seemed that I heard the voices of Liu Sheng, junior sister, and camphor leaves.

I don't know who kicked me a few times inexplicably, hit the ground a few times, and hit something a little painful.

"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, Brother Wang, wake up, if you don't wake up, you will die......" It seemed that Liu Shengdi called me urgently.

I raised my hand impatiently and shook it: "Wake up a chicken, I want to sleep." ”

"Brother Wang!"

Suddenly, a basin of water was splashed on my face, and this cool refreshment startled me, and after two flutters, I quickly sat up and opened my eyes. My body was wet, my hair was still dripping with water, and I stared blankly at the junior sister standing in front of me holding a basin of water and looking down at me on the ground angrily.

"Huh? Senior sister, you also came to the Qinglou? ”

I looked behind my sister again, Liu Sheng, Qian Guanzi, Zhangye, and Zheng Yunfei were also there, and when I looked left and right, in addition to the people from the Yunshan faction, there were also several people eating melons, and I was on the street in front of the Moon Inn.

My sister asked me angrily, "Did you go to the Qinglou to mess around?!" ”

"Didn't go! I didn't go to the Qinglou...... I just went in and had some drink......"

I instinctively wanted to deny this fact.

However, even if I denied it, my sister still smashed a basin of water on my head, smashing a hole in the basin, and I rolled on the ground in pain and shouted for my father and mother.

"Why are you beating me......"

When my sister was grabbed by everyone, I straightened up and sat up again, touched my aching head and shouted to Liu Sheng: "Come and help me, I want to go back to my room to sleep." ”

Liu Sheng didn't come to help me, he hid in the corner with Zheng Yunfei with a paper fan and shook his head bitterly at me. I don't know what he thinks, he and Lao Zheng have also been to Qinglou, we are now people in the same boat, how can he not come to help me?

Alas, forget it.

I just lay back on the floor and fell asleep.

It was still noisy, and after a while, I vaguely felt myself being dragged away, tied up by something strange, and hung upside down.

It was so uncomfortable that I couldn't help but open my eyes again, and found myself hanging from a willow tree opposite an inn, and it was the willow branches of the willow tree that tied me, and it was hard to understand how these several willow branches could have been so entangled with me and hung me up.

"Eh, this willow tree is fine?"

I was thinking about what was going on, but when I saw my sister standing in front of the willow tree, pressing one hand on the body of the tree and closing her eyes and silently chanting a mantra, I suddenly realized that she was Mu Xiangji, and practicing some wood phase spells was her old job.

"Senior sister, what do you want to do? Why did you hang me? ”

My sister put away her hand, glared at me hatefully, and broke off a thick willow branch from the willow tree and stood in front of me.

I suddenly had a bad feeling, and said to my junior sister in a curtled manner: "Senior sister, let me tell you, I am your second senior brother, and my rank is higher than yours." And men, isn't it normal to go out and take a wave, Lao Liu and Lao Zheng are usually not like that? ”

Everyone and the people eating melons were standing on the sidelines and watching, Liu Sheng pointed at me with a paper fan and said: "This matter and that matter, Brother Wang, if you mention this matter again, I will break off my friendship with you." ”

Cut, break off friendship.

Suddenly, my sister suddenly pulled a wicker stick, and it hurt very much on me.

I screamed in pain and said excitedly to my junior sister, "It's too much! I'm not just your second brother, I'm also your father! You unfilial stinky daughter, dare to beat your father like this?! ”

My sister blushed angrily and slapped me seven or eight times in a row, and I screamed in pain.

"Oops! Spare your life, sister! It's me who is wrong, oops, yes, it's Daddy's wrong, okay? If you have something to say, let's be reasonable, oops! Let's talk about it, don't hit me! Ahh......h

The junior sister was sobbing while slapping me, as if she hated iron but not steel, and said angrily and sadly: "If I don't beat you to death today, you will definitely go out and fool around again in the future!" ”

"Woohoo, no! I'm not going to fool around anymore, I'm just going to have a little wine and do nothing, at most I'll eat a little tofu...... Ahhh Why is it getting harder and harder?! Xiaozi! Help me, Xiaozi! ”

If I can't reason, I shouted Qian Guanzi. Sure enough, Qian Guanzi deserved to be my most trustworthy hair, and after hearing my shout, he immediately came over and took away the wicker in my sister's hand.

Just as I was relieved, Qian Guanzi held the wicker and jerked it on me, directly tearing my clothes open, and I screamed like a pig.

Qian Guanzi's tears were already flowing in a hurry, and he said bitterly: "Forget it about killing you, I don't have a young master like you!" ”

She tried to lift the wicker again and continue to whip me, only to find that the wicker had been broken by her all at once. She threw down the broken wicker and ran back to the inn crying and shouting. Zhangye shook his head at me, and hurriedly went into the inn to comfort Qian Guanzi.

My sister also walked into the inn, and I thought she was going to let me go, so I desperately begged Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei for help, asking them to free me.

Liu Sheng said with a puzzled face: "Brother Wang, this is your own hardship, and you have seen a good sword test meeting, and you actually went to the Qinglou to fool around." Although I'm not qualified to talk about you, but it's rare to have these two girls like you so much, how can you go to that kind of place? As a man, you should be responsible. ”

His words hit my sore spot, and I said even more sadly: "You said it well, how dare I eat their tofu with those two!" ”

Zheng Yunfei also sighed to me on the side: "In short, this time it is Wang Yi, you are at fault first, we can't help you, otherwise I'm afraid we will also suffer." ”

"I know the wrong person, the two of them are not righteous!"

Suddenly I felt a wave of nausea in my stomach, and I wanted to vomit, and this upside-down posture made me want to vomit even more.

Bad! If this posture is spit out, isn't the scene amazing?

I hurriedly shouted at Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei: "It's not a joke this time, I'm about to throw up, relieve me quickly, I really want to throw up!" ”

The two of them thanked the Yunshan faction and didn't care about me anymore. Only someone from the Yunshan Sect kindly reminded me: "This kind of trivial matter can be held back with aura." ”

"Is there such a thing?"

I hurriedly used the aura to push back the things that were about to squirt out of my stomach, and sure enough, as he said, it really worked! However, it must not be relaxed, and it must be blocked together, otherwise the biochemical mixture in the stomach will still be spit out due to the effect of gravity.

As soon as the Yunshan faction left, the junior sister came out of the inn again. I rejoiced in my heart, my sister must have found her conscience and decided to come back and relieve me.

However, she came up to me with a wooden sign in her arms and hung it on me with a look of resentment.

I was curious, and I twisted my neck to look in front of the wooden sign, which read: I am a negative man, please whip.

I was anxious and shouted to my junior sister: "Are you still my junior sister?" How can it be for me? ”

My sister didn't listen to me, so she broke a few thick willow branches from the willow tree and put them on the ground in front of me for people to use. He crossed his waist and said to me, "You have a good reflection here", and pulled the little Lori back to the inn.

Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei sighed at me a few times, and they both went back to the inn.

People would look at me once or twice to see why someone was hanging upside down from the willow tree, and wondered what the wooden sign in front of me read. At first, I was always on the lookout, threatening them not to come.

But gradually, people found it fun, and some people hated negative people. When the first person came over, picked up the wicker and smoked it, the surrounding melon-eating masses became good deeds, and one by one they took turns to whip me a few times to vent all kinds of dissatisfaction in life. Rao is how much I threaten the masses of those good deeds, it's useless, I get angry when I see their happy expressions after pumping me. The willow branches wrapped around my body have been strengthened by my junior sister, and now I am not in a good state, how can I struggle to break free, and I am screaming by them, but I can't call back my junior sister and Liu Sheng to save me again and again

The most hateful thing is that a few little ghosts from the town, who came over with pen and ink, and giggled around me.

I was worried in my heart and warned them: "Don't mess around, Lao Tzu is an adult, if you dare to touch me, I will come down and cut your chickens later!" ”

But the little imps still picked up the brush, scribbled on my face, and laughed so heartily that I almost shed tears of humiliation. I was teased for a long time, and when they were all gone, I was painted as a black-faced little brother.

My Wang Yi is a traverser who hangs the sky! Others have crossed into kings and gods, and when my king crossed over, he actually fell into the field of being bullied by ghosts, and there is no reason in this world!

But the only good thing about being made like this is that it looks so weird that no one dares to approach me, let alone smoke me.

I was left hanging on a tree and left unattended, and after a long day of tossing and turning, I was finally able to rest, not only in physical pain, but also in a wounded mind that was more tired than my body. I had been bored and looked at the crowded street, I was drunk and sleepy again, and after closing my eyes, I quickly hung upside down and fell asleep.

I felt an itchy nose in my sleep, and I soon woke up.

When I opened my sleepy eyes, I found that it was already dark all around, the small buildings and houses in the town were brightly lit, and there were big lanterns hanging on the streets, and many people came out to wander the streets.

I slept from afternoon to night, I don't know when, it must have been dark for a short time.

I could see a man crouching in front of me, teasing my nose with a dogtail grass, which made me itch so much. I don't know which nasty little ghost it is, but it just happens that my nose is itchy, and I see me spraying you with snot.

"Big idiot, are you dead?"

When he was about to sneeze at her, he heard the voice of a little slut grinning.