When: One year ago

Location: Earth, in someone's house.

Scold? Chose Yasuo to grab the position in seconds, right? Still swearing, huh? I can't cure you anymore?

A young man sneered and straightened his black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose with his hand.

In the face of this situation, there is only one way to teach teammates to be human, and that is to choose the king of the river, Tamu, and a soul skill "Feast" is guaranteed to let all scolding teammates know what is called misfortune. The young man silently chose the hero, pressed the mouse heavily, and clicked OK.

Get down to your knees under my big tongue! Hahahaha!

The sneer on the young man's face became more and more permeating.

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Time: Now

Location: Hokage World, Mt. Myoki.

Miaomu Mountain is worthy of being one of the three immortals of the dojo, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the free natural energy in the air is so mellow that people want to cultivate immortals, the lake is even clearer, and the amber-like lake surface clearly shows the figure of our protagonist.

No... It's the shadow of a frog –

Looking at the fat big black-skinned frog in the reflection, looking at his short limbs, the fat body set off layers of waves when he moved slightly, and the big mouth that could not be described by the word basin was not closed, and a huge long tongue was lazily half hung outside.

"Look at it this way, I'm still a little cute, hehe."

"That's not right! How could I think so! Our protagonist Tamu covered his face with his short hand, although he couldn't cover the big face at all, "The time traveled is too long, and my aesthetic will be ruined?" ”

Tam couldn't help but recall the fateful masturbation of the game a year ago, "I knew what to choose to cross, I wouldn't have chosen Tamu!" Why do you want to have a little fresh meat like EZ, or choose a muscular hunk like Galen. Sure enough, you can't play games rashly, and you can't play emotional games! ”

Thinking about this year's experience, it is simply a handful of blood and tears with nowhere to tell.

Inexplicably appeared in Miaomu Mountain, and as soon as he appeared, he was beaten by the local toad as an intruder. Later, he was inexplicably rescued by the Fukasaku Immortal, who sat firmly in the second position of Miaomu Mountain, and became a disciple of the Fukasaku Immortal. I practiced chakra for a year, but how did I learn only one ninjutsu - the unique skill "tongue stretching technique" used by the toad of Miaomu Mountain to catch flying insects. The most terrifying thing is that the food eaten here every day is full of tender, delicious and crunchy live insects!!

"Tam, it's your turn." Fukasaku Immortal appeared silently behind Tam, interrupting Tam's thoughts.

"It's finally time for this day, haha!" Tamu laughed, his big tongue shaking uncontrollably, "If I win this trial, I have the qualifications to go to the ninja world, right?" ”

Yes, Tamu, who has been applying to work in the ninja world for a year, has been rejected by Fukasaku Immortals with reasons such as "lack of strength, dead frogs, and passing the trials within the clan". Until now, I have had the opportunity to participate in the Ninja Frog Trial Conference, which has only been held in Miaomu Mountain for many years.

"Of course, but with the strength of you only one ninjutsu, I advise you to practice for a few more years" Fukasaku Immortal was a little worried, didn't he know about his own disciple - even the toad water bomb that a child in Miaomu Mountain could not learn, and only learned a skill of catching insects, this kind of strength can only be used as a cook in our Miaomu Mountain!

"It's okay, don't worry, teacher." Tamu is still very confident in himself, although his body has become a toad after crossing, but this body is the body of a real canyon hero, a tongue pops out to smash rocks, although the legs are short, but they are also authentic frog legs, a bounce of dozens of meters to kill the human Olympic champion, although the body is a two-meter-tall fat frog, but it is extremely flexible to run and can race motorcycles, which really makes me enjoy a superhuman feeling. But if he can choose, he still wants to be an otaku on Earth, at least in human form.

"This kid has never fought in actual combat before, and he thought that his physical fitness was very good," Fukasaku Immortal thought with some anticipation, "I should be a lot more honest when I get beaten in the trial ground, so I will stay here and practice hard." ”

Let's go! Tamu happily held his big belly, his big tongue flicked wantonly in the air, and he interpreted what it means to be a flexible fat man with his actions, and ran headlong towards the place of trial.

As he ran, he shouted: Old man Fukasaku, come on, I'm going to fire at full power, don't lose it!

...... has lived for many years, and even single-handedly trained the old immortal of Fukasaku who has three ninjas, a black line, this stinky boy, do you really think you can run fast at this speed.

However, Tamu is completely immersed in his own world, and the scenery disappears in the field of vision like a shuttle, but there is no phantom dragged out of the dynamic vision at all, and the whole world seems to slow down and speed up. This feeling is mysterious and mysterious, if the character is not just a toad, this kind of posture of galloping in the mountains can completely make people in the previous life see it and call "the ancient martial arts master was born, the master please accept the apprentice's worship, and the Taoist friend please stay" and the like.

After a while, Tamu ran to the trial dojo, and a group of toads were already sitting around, only to see that the dojo was already full of potholes as if it had been trampled on by several mammoths, and one toad was already covered in injuries and lost his mind and spread to the ground, and was dragged out of the field by the work clam next to him.

This trial is a bit violent.... Tam's big face twitched, and his big tongue stopped swaying, after all, he had never actually fought before, and it was really good that the first battle was so bloody.

"Next" host Clam raised his voice, "Tamu vs. Toad White!" There was a burst of cheers all around, and the frogs watching the battle held the field without hesitation, and muttered to each other:

"Quack, is Tam the toad who took the shit luck and was accepted as a disciple by the Fukasaku Immortals?" From a certain envy, jealousy, hatred and toad.

"Yes, it must be unusual to be favored by the Fukasaku Immortals, this game is wonderful." From a certain battle toad.

"He looks very handsome, as if he is in a relationship with him." From a certain nymphomaniac toad.

Well, Tam's smooth big black skin is actually very popular in Miaomu Mountain, and he is an absolute beautiful man.... Forehead.. Clams?

Tamu couldn't help but feel relieved, not only because of the audience's support and optimism, but also because he knew the toad who was fighting against him, a toad who couldn't speak clearly, and was stunned, but his personality was very sincere and never lied. At first glance, it looks like the kind of common protagonist and little brother type of dragon role, not like the image of a strong master.

"Come on, do your best! Toad white, I won't show mercy. Tamu said confidently, after all, it is said in the novel that this is the only way to respect the opponent, so as to show the demeanor of my big Tamu.

"Quack... Good... Please advise..."Toad Bai pulled out a human-high iron rod from his back and said slowly: "I... Want.. On... Please... Small...."

Don't say it, do it! Tamu was a little impatient, and dragged his long tongue with his hand, using Tamu's special provocation skills, and flicked his big tongue with his hand, but there was a strange sound like strings as if he was playing a musical instrument, "W-"

Before the sound could dissipate in the air, a frog figure had suddenly appeared in the field of vision, which was getting bigger and bigger, followed by the tearing sound of an iron rod breaking through the air.

Yes? How could it be so fast? The dynamic visuals that I was proud of after crossing did not react at all. In the flash of light, all Tamu had time to do was a burst of surprise.

However, before his thoughts could unfold, a large iron rod slammed into Tam's face, and Tam's huge body flew out of shape like a slapped-out ball.

It hurts!

Tam, who flew upside down in the air, wanted to cry without tears:

This kid actually pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger!