Chapter 136: Being the Hokage? I refuse!

Tsunade stopped doing it on the spot after hearing what Naruto said!

Without bodyguard fees, no servant fees, what will she use to pay off gambling debts?

From now on, she has become Naruto's little ghost's personal bodyguard and servant, what else is she going to do with the rivers and lakes?

No money is a no-no!

She has no other hobbies in her life, just good betting!

This little ghost in front of her dared to end her hobby, and she absolutely swore to death!

"Disagree, resolutely disagree! If the servant's fee is deducted, everything promised will be nullified! ”

Tsunade finished speaking loudly, and his head slammed into the floor again!

Bang, a brain-shaped hole has appeared!

Bang, another hole-shaped hole in the brain has reappeared!

Naruto blinked his eyes and said in his heart that Tsunade was definitely a genius at smashing gophers!

At the same time, Naruto knew that he had made a big mistake.

That is, he underestimated how much a true gambler cares about money and how addicted he is to "gambling"!

Money is only a momentary fast for gamblers!

But "gambling" is a lifelong addiction and a lifetime of death for gamblers!

It is precisely because of the addiction to "gambling" that gamblers will do everything possible to break through the bottom line and get money desperately!

It's a cycle, and it's a game that gamblers can never get out of!

This was the first mistake Naruto made.

Naruto's second mistake was that he shouldn't have told Jiraiya to come over.

If the road hadn't appeared, Tsunade would have lost if he lost, and he wouldn't have been messing around like he is now!

Tsunade saw one thing, that is, she was, and always has been, the goddess in Jiraiya's mind.

So I won't look at her jokes and ignore her!

Sure enough, as Tsunade expected, Jiraiya took a special look at Tsunade and turned to look at Naruto.

Jiraiya clasped his hands on his shoulders and said solemnly: "Naruto, after all, Tsunade is a figure with a head and a face in the village, or the servant fee should be kept!" ”

Naruto glanced at Koku, who shrugged his shoulders and showed that everything was up to Naruto.

Naruto's starry eyes looked at Tsunade, then at Jiraiya, and just as he was about to express his opinion, Jiraiya suddenly put his arm around Naruto's shoulders and pulled Naruto to the side.

"Naruto, don't embarrass Tsunade-senpai! After all, she used to be the goddess in the minds of the immortals! Seeing the miserable appearance of hitting his head on the floor, this immortal really couldn't bear it! Especially the pair of leather balls, every time Tsunade smashes the floor with his head, the immortals are worried that they will break! ”

"This immortal really doesn't want to see them suffer, so little Naruto, it's still Buick's servant fee!"

Jiraiya whispered to Naruto.

Although Jiraiya and Naruto were talking, Jiraiya's head was always tilted.

And Jiraiya's eyes didn't look at Naruto, but focused on Tsunade's body, what he cared about the most!

Naruto listened and silently shouted "Wo Cao" in his heart!

It is worthy of being one of the legendary three ninjas in Konoha Village, this idea is strange enough!

The legendary [Yellow], [Gambling], and [Poison] three ninjas in Konoha Village really have different hobbies, but it doesn't prevent them from becoming legends in their respective fields!

Since Jiraiya's predecessors have already said this, and Tsunade has just seen this, Naruto wants to say anything again, it is too impersonal!

So Naruto said, "Little Nine, hurry up and let Tsunade's bodyguard and servant stop smashing the floor with his head, otherwise the bodyguard fee will be deducted!" ”

Xiao Jiu nodded, and before he could speak, Tsunade immediately stopped smashing the floor, stood up and pulled his hair, and said:

"The bodyguard fee is the bottom line, and it must not be deducted!"

After Tsunade finished speaking, Naruto smiled!

That's how he deducted his servant's fee!

Jiraiya patted his chest with his hand, and the worry on his face was swept away, but fortunately they were tough enough and didn't break!

"In order to welcome Tsunade-senpai to become Xianggong's bodyguard and servant, I'll be the east and go to the best restaurant in town to eat!"

Xiao Jiu crossed his hands on his hips and proposed with confidence.

Naruto and Jiraiya didn't feel anything, because that's how they ate along the way!

Instead, Mute stood up from the ground in an instant, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said very attentively: "I know where it is, I'll take you over!" ”

All of Shizune's belongings have been looted by Tsunade to gamble, and they haven't even eaten breakfast yet!

So as soon as I heard about the food, especially the best restaurant, I couldn't wait to stand up.

After all, it's been a long, long time since she's and Tsunade-sama had a decent meal!

Although Tsunade-sama is always borrowing money, borrowing a lot of money, but it is all used for gambling, and it is not used for eating at all!

In the restaurant, Tsunade and Jilai are also alone at the same table.

Because Naruto said that Tsunade's bodyguard and servant status is not worthy of sitting at the same table with him as a master!

"Old man, what is the purpose of your coming to me?"

Tsunade asked with a serious face after picking up the glass and drinking it down.

Because Jiraiya hasn't been in contact with Tsunade for years.

Suddenly came to her, and if there was nothing to do, he wouldn't believe it if he killed Tsunade.

After all, she's the old man's nightmare!

"Old woman, have you heard about the death of the three generations of Hokage Ape Fei Ri in battle?"

After picking up the wine glass and drinking it all, Jiraiya asked with a serious face.

The third generation of Hokage Ape Flying Sun Slash is the teacher of Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

Other reasons aside, from the perspective of the teachers alone, this news is worth a thirty seconds of silence.

Thirty seconds later, Tsunade drank the wine from the glass again, and said:

"If you die, you will die, and even if you don't die in battle, you will die of old age at such an old age!"

Jiraiya raised his eyebrows upwards and said:

"Bastard, what kind of are you talking about? After all, he is our teacher, and you should say that it is better to die in battle than to die in old age! ”

"I feel like what you're saying is no different from what I'm saying. At such an age, it is long overdue to let go! ”

Tsunade exhaled, then took a sip of the flask, and said:

"But Orochimaru is also quite excessive, whoever goes to kill the ape Fei Ri and slash the teacher can do it, but Orochimaru should definitely not make a move. After all, Mr. Ape Fei Ri Chop was too conniving and doting on him at the beginning! ”

After filling the wine glass, he said, "Don't put that guy in front of me!" A guy who can turn himself into a snake is destined to be cold-blooded! ”

"The Tao is different, and if you don't conspire with each other, you are mortal enemies when you meet!"

Jiraiya is very dissatisfied with Orochimaru!

Although Jiraiya and Orochimaru were once born and died together, it was precisely because of Orochimaru's cold-bloodedness that there was an irreconcilable contradiction between Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

"Heh, Orochimaru is a snake, and you are a frog, you and Orochimaru are destined to be lifelong enemies!"

"Come, have a glass of wine, I wish you success in swallowing snakes!"

Tsunade let out a soft snort, picked up the flask and continued to pour it.

What is the purpose of Jiraiya coming to her, Tsunade already knows it clearly!

Tsunade is now planning to get himself drunk so that he can refuse Jiraiya's offer.

Tsunade has been adrift for so many years, she has become accustomed to being free, if she is allowed to return to the village, accept the position of Hokage, and deal with those old guys in a vain and unjust manner, Tsunade estimates that she will smash the desk once a day!

Besides, there is an unrestrained and chic life, but she has lived that kind of tortured and angry life, isn't she sick?

Once her Huang Rongyue appearance and perfect body are atrophied, who will she cry to!

So Tsunade has already made up his mind, and he will resolutely not accept the position of Konoha Village, and he will resolutely not accept the position of Hokage.

Whoever loves to be the Hokage will be the Hokage, anyway, she Tsunade is definitely not uncommon!

(The new book "Checking in from the Hokage World" has 12 words, welcome to read!) )