Faced with such a heavy atmosphere, I tried to think for a while.

"Elder Tuyana and I are innocent! To say that something terrible has happened to us is a slander! ”

My Elder Tuyana does have an ulterior relationship, but avoiding the facts and just picking some one-sided things to talk about is not a lie......

The atmosphere in the chamber was solemn, and the Chief Inquisitor stared at me deadly. I was extremely nervous, for fear that he would see through my words and be suspicious of covering up the relationship between me and Elder Tuyana as senior siblings, and take me as a lie.

After staring at it for a long time, he opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, "No lie!" ”

The crowd cheered excitedly, as if glad that the goddess in their minds was still so noble and holy, and some even wept with relief, and even I was touched by their infection.

I said with a hippie smile: "Rumors are just rumors, how can Elder Tuyana look down on me, you guys have watched too many romantic comedies." ”

"That's right, I knew it couldn't be, how could Elder Tuyana like such a garbage as you like."

"Hahahaha, it's really a rumor, it's because we think too much."

They patted their shoulders on the head in a friendly way, and everyone laughed happily, and our relationship even rose to the point of becoming good friends, and we almost forgot that they had tied me back for interrogation.

The Chief Inquisitor shouted, "Wait! ”

The atmosphere in the secret room cooled down suddenly, and I looked at him nervously, for fear that I might let him find out if I had shown dishonesty.

However, he only warned everyone: "The interrogation is not over yet, everyone should be quiet." ”

My heart was pounding.

He said in a deep voice, "Next question, it is said that you have been using all kinds of despicable means to seduce Elder Finchmi for a long time, and on the night when Elder Tuyana and Elder Finami fought at Miaoyin Peak, someone heard that it was you who heard the two elders arguing, and some people said that you played with Elder Finium, and Elder Tuyana fought with Elder Agami when he heard that you were cheating, is this all true?" ”

The atmosphere in the secret room was solemn again, and there were many murderous glances in the darkness, which made me shiver, after all, Elder Quemi also had a lot of fans.

But I immediately denied it excitedly: "Ridiculous! I haven't seduced Elder Sakumi, and I don't know what the reason for Elder Tuyana's fight with Elder Sakumi is at all, saying that I played with Elder Sakumi, and saying that Elder Tuyana fought with Elder Sakumi because of my cheating, it's all slander! Heaven and earth are the proof, I am definitely not lying! Because it's impossible for a trash like me to win the hearts of the two elders! ”

The Chief Inquisitor stared at me for a long time, and then shouted in surprise, "What he said is true! ”

The crowd wept again with joy, clapped their hands for joy, put their arms around my neck and shouted good brother, and two of the active ones even helped me untie them at once, so that I could finally move my hands and feet, and then handed me a cigarette and lit a fire.

I took a deep breath and choked on and coughed like an asthma attack. But Rao was so still holding Miao Yan in his mouth, enjoying their inexplicable emperor-level respect.

The first judge asked again: "Then your junior sister, what is the relationship between Mu Qingqing and you?" It is said that you have been flirting/teaching her since she was a child, asking her to obey you in everything and become your ......"

"Rumors, my junior sister and I are like brothers and sisters, and we don't have any missions!"

"Then it is said that you married a demon witch......"

"Fake and fake, it's all a lie."

"Legend has it that you ...... with your master, the Nine Elders"

"I suck, but I'm not a human/beast, that kind of thing can't be."

"Then I heard that you ...... with Yanagio"

"I'm not going to do it, I'll tell you!"

"The sow in the village ...... the mountain"

I jumped up and shouted excitedly, "I knew it was impossible when I heard it!" Are there even more excessive rumors?! Call that man out, and I'm going to beat him to death!" ”

A series of more than a dozen questions followed, all of which I denied. There are some names that I haven't even heard of, and they associate me with each other. There are also some strange ones, flying in the sky, swimming in the river, and walking on the ground.

It wasn't until I and everyone else were a little sleepy that the chief inquisitor stopped interrogating.

He said in a deep voice: "I see, we all misunderstood, in fact, you are just ordinary waste wood, not scum." ”

Finally, I took a breath of a cigarette butt and said with deep feeling: "Where there are people, there will be rumors, but I am too unfortunate to become a victim of rumors." ”

What a philosophical statement.

Just as he was lamenting the ups and downs of life, the chief interrogator, who pretended to be deep, said, "Let me ask you one last question." ”

"And ?!!"

I almost flipped the table.

Chief Inquisitor: "It's just a personal question, you summoned a young/female sword spirit at the previous sword trial tournament, right?" ”

"So what?"

The chief inquisitor said with a serious face, "So I want to ask you, are you a child/female controller?" ”

I exclaimed, "No! ”

He stared at me for a long time, then suddenly stood up, leaned over and patted me on the shoulder, and said to me heavily, "No, your eyes tell me that you are!" ”

I looked at him in shock.

For the first time, he smiled knowingly: "Don't worry, it's not a disease. ”

It's annoying, it's annoying, and I won't believe what he says.

Pushing his hand away, I asked depressedly: "The misunderstanding has been explained, I didn't do those things, can you let me go now?" Mine was cold early. ”

"Absolutely."

He suddenly praised me with satisfaction: "On behalf of the Bachelor Church, I salute you, a comrade who is so rubbish that you can never find a girlfriend, you are an example of our sect, and you are worth learning from every one of us." How, are you interested in joining us in the singles cult and crusade against those hateful opposite-sex couples. ”

"Not interested!"

I really want to punch it.

But someone suddenly interjected in the dark: "By the way, doesn't he still have that who yells all day long about how much she likes him?" ”

Speaking of which, it is strange that Qian Guanzi, who has the best relationship with me and has the best relationship with me, did not interrogate the relationship between me and her.

The Chief Inquisitor gave a look of disdain: "That is not a woman. ”

Everyone had an epiphany.

This is a bit excessive, although I never think that Qian Guanzi is a girl, but I am a little unhappy when others say this about her.

"Before I release you, the organization has one thing to ask you for. Originally, this task was to punish you for your scumbag behavior, but now that we understand that you are also our comrade, then we will not punish you, but ask you as a request, and only you can do it. ”

"What task?"

I don't want to care about it, I don't want to pay attention to it, but if I refuse, I don't know when this group of crazy people will pester me, so let's listen to it.

But when I saw the chief inquisitor in his hand, someone next to him handed him a small boxy mechanical box, and then he shoved it into my hand.

"It's called a painting machine, and it's able to take a picture of what it's looking at, and create a very realistic picture in an instant. We need you to go back to Shuijing Peak now and take a bunch of pictures of your master's human form, your junior sister's usual appearance, and your junior brother's women's clothes. If you are willing to accept this task and successfully shoot the picture we requested, we will make you king! ”