Chapter 420: Do You Want to Run When You Get on My Boat?
It was rare that the snow had stopped, and Jeno hurriedly opened an oil pot on the deck with a charcoal fire and a self-aware iron frame. The turbine engines are so fast that it doesn't take a day to get to Bilgewater, and he won't stay at sea for long, so it's likely that he only has this chance to cook.
He poured all the thawed chicken wings into the oil pan with flour and egg liquid, and took out a clamp to press the chicken wings floating on the oil under the oil surface to allow them to fully heat.
That's right, the dish he's cooking is fried golden crispy chicken, and he's using it to vent his malice towards Azir and fill his hunger.
If he has the opportunity in the future, he must let Shurima open a chain of fried chicken restaurants!! In order to satirize and criticize this incomprehensible bird emperor!!
After a while, a strange scent wafted into the houseboat, attracting Ezreal, who was empty in his belly.
"How fragrant? What are you doing? "Ezreal is indispensable to eat grilled food when she survives in the wild, but fried food is rare. The food he cooks is not hungry for himself, but it is not too tasty, and more often he eats dry food to save trouble, and Jeno's novel cooking method immediately attracted him.
"Sprinkled with spices from Shurima will only make it smell better!" Jeno replied proudly, not seeing Ezreal next to him and almost forgetting to suck.
It turned out that his eyes were attracted by the approaching demon spirit, and he quipped, "Do you want to try it too?" ”
The demon spirit shook his head decisively: "I'm curious, what kind of fragrance are you talking about?" ”
"It's a smell that makes people feel happy when they smell it, and then causes a series of body reactions such as increased appetite and drooling, but it's a pity that you don't have this function......" As he spoke, Jeno couldn't help but sigh, but he immediately thought of a way to comfort the demon spirit: "But you can learn to make it for Orianna, let her share her memories with you after eating." ”
"I'll study hard." The demon replied. Immediately, his eyes glowed with a slightly harsh blue light, and he began to carefully dissect each step of Jeno's steps.
What strange skill tree seems to be activated? Is it okay to have a clockwork spirit that is fully developed in the direction of a maid?
Without much thought, Jeno scooped the fried chicken wings until golden brown onto a plate covered with blotting paper, sprinkled the noble Shurima spices evenly with the angry orchid fingers, and then ate them with Ezreal's very violent and vulgar manner.
Without gloves, Jeno could use almighty crystals instead, and he conjured up the plates, and if it weren't for a clip, he might have reached into the pan to scoop up the chicken wings himself.
It perfectly fits the characteristics of junk food that is easy to eat, and he really hasn't eaten like this for a long time.
Ezreal ate so well that he had to put all the bones in his mouth and shave them with his front teeth, and if it was pickled chicken wings, he might not even let go of the bones.
Just as the two of them couldn't stop eating, Jeno heard movement from a box, as if something alive was pounding on the lid of it.
He went over to the box and put his hand on the lid.
I heard that the scout said that it was full of expensive seafood, abalone, lobster, king crab and the like, and it was sealed with a lot of ice cubes, so Jeno didn't deliberately open it for inspection, and after a little checking, he knew that the weight was not light and it was definitely enough to eat.
At this moment, there was a movement inside, could it be that the seafood had been thawed, and I couldn't wait to go into the pot and the whole sauna?
Thinking of this, Jeno slowly opened the box and saw that a strange gun was already aimed at him.
Before he could even react, a puff of crushed ice sprayed all over his face, smudging his eyes.
Then he felt something stumble out of the box, and as it passed his arm, he pinched it mercilessly.
Then I heard a woman crying out for pain and pleading for mercy.
"There's the sea outside, where do you want to go? Stowaway Jinx! Jeno wiped the ice from his face. Fishermen know that when faced with a big crab with teeth and claws, they can easily catch it from behind as long as they cover their eyes with mud. But Jeno is not a crab and can't clean up the objects that are stuck on his face, so Jinx might as well threaten him with a gun.
Oh, and Jeno forgot that he had weakened Jinx's gun and turned it into a shaved ice jet, so it would be even more silly.
"If I knew it was your box that was going to be moved to your rogue ship, I wouldn't have hid in!" As he spoke, Jinx's gun had been snatched away by Jeno, and in the blink of an eye, the whole person was kneeling down on the box, his hands firmly clamped behind his back, unable to move.
"You have to pay attention to what you say, if you are obedient, you can be taken back to the prison in Picheng to reform, if you are disobedient, I will throw you into the sea if I am angry." Jeno tugged at Jinx's braid again, tying it behind him with his hands, and the movement was so smooth that Ezreal couldn't help but complain.
"Why are you so skilled?"
"What's the fuss, it's not the first time I've caught Jinx, and I'll become proficient after a few times."
Jeno tugged on the knot a few times, causing Jinx to let out a ghostly scream of his hair being pulled, and he was checking to see if the knot was tightened. At present, it seems to be quite solid, and then he walked up to Jinx a few steps, and looked at her scalp tingling and hating her teeth, and couldn't help but fall sarcastically: "You are so much cuter now than when you shot me with a gun." ”
"I'll show you what you look like." As he spoke, Jeno also used crystals to condense a mirror surface for Jinx's solitary appreciation...... The means are cruel!
"If you dare to get closer, I will bite you to death!" In the face of Jeno's humiliation, Jinx bared her teeth viciously, and she didn't hurry to close her mouth until Jeno took off her Santa hat and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Tell me, why are you following me?" Jeno asked.
"Hmph, don't say it!" Jinx refused to answer Jeno's question, but his habitual face pulled his braids when he shook his head, tears overflowed in pain, and several strands of blue hair nearly two meters long had been broken off in unison.
"There's nowhere to escape, and you're still hard-mouthed? There are still many ways to cure you, give you some sweetness to taste first, and you will know how unpalatable the bitterness is later. ”
Hearing Jeno's words, Jinx reflexively remembered the scene when she was captured by Jeno for the first time, when her PP was swollen, leaving an indelible psychological shadow that has not been calmed down to this day.
And it was also because of that time that she began to call Jano stinky hooligan. She originally disdained such a boring nickname, but because that time was too impressive, she never changed it.
"What are you going to do?" Jinx noticed that Jeno had not walked behind her, but had walked out of the houseboat, and immediately screamed in confusion.