Chapter 5 Debut
The two sides continued to clash, just as the fat man thought, except for the upper road, which could barely resist pressure, the other two roads all collapsed, the equipment was a big difference, and the two defense towers were pushed off early. If this continues, it will be difficult to win this game.
Guo Yiworm and the others were depressed, and they all wanted to give up, and it was impossible to win. Could it be that, as Hu Xuge said, they deliberately gave in last time? But what is the intent?
Is it to provoke this incredible astronomical sum of a thousand dollars?
I think about it, otherwise how could there be such a big gap? Hu Xuge's dragon girl has taken four heads, which is not at the same level at all.
"SchΓΌco Oba!"
At this time, a crisp and coquettish shout came, and I saw a girl who was very scantily dressed, but the fat on her body seemed to be overflowing, walked towards Hu Xuge, and then sat on his lap very skillfully, and handed a fragrant kiss. At that scene, a group of single dick men were enthusiastic and envious, and the fat man standing in the distance glanced back at the paper in front of the network administrator's seat, but then gave up this evil idea.
Only Guo Yiworm's face was gloomy, his head was very low, and the hand holding the mouse was trembling slightly, I don't know if he was angry or excited, or he couldn't restrain himself as fast as a fat man.
Then the fat man glanced at the girl, looking surprised, isn't this sa
dy? It's almost unrecognizable, I remember the sa in high school before
dy is a very dirty but very simple girl, otherwise there would not be so many boys pursuing him, and I remember hearing Guo Yiworm say that he chased SA by himself
dy, the fat man's jaw is about to fall to the ground, and why hasn't it fallen, it's because there are still double chins resisting. I didn't expect to change so much when I went to college, but the gap with our boss lady Little Mustang is still too big.
"Don't make trouble, hinder Lao Tzu from abusing your ex-boyfriend, we're gambling." Hu Xuge pushed her away and said angrily.
sa
DY didn't care, and glanced at Guo Yiworm opposite, his eyes full of disdain: "What ex-boyfriend, is my vision so bad?" I used to be just young and ignorant, so I didn't have anything at all. Besides, he'll gamble with you too? β
"yes, a thousand."
"It's only a thousand yuan, and you can say that you can say it, and it's gone after a meal, but this money can make this poor boy weigh another three taels."
Dy pouted, and the disdain on his face was even more pronounced.
Hu Xuge smiled: "No way, who made your ex-boyfriend a poor ghost, he didn't admit it just now, and when he saw that he was going to lose, he said that he only gambled a hundred." β
"So bad?"
The two of them sang and harmonized, and seemed to deliberately stimulate Guo Yiworm, embarrassment that he was about to cry, even if he had no money, he couldn't suffer this kind of insult. Don't talk about him, even the fat man couldn't listen to it, and suddenly sneered: "This brother, you seem to be very rich." β
"What's wrong?" Hu Xuge looked up at the fat man.
The fat man pointed at Sa
DY said: "Since you are so rich, how can you buy a fake bag for your girlfriend?" Oh, I forgot to mention, my brother is making fake bags, and it just happens to be a stinky Nair, maybe you're still a guest at our house. β
"You fart!" Hu Xuge was furious and said, "** I bought it in the store, can it be fake?!" β
"Oh, but this stinky Nair bag doesn't have mirror gold at all, and my brother told me last time that the mirror gold bag can only deceive fools. May I ask which ** store are you from? You can sue him when you go back, maybe you can make some mental damage or something, and then you can scrape together some money to buy a real bag, don't hurt your girlfriend's heart. β
As he spoke, the fat man squeezed his eyebrows and stuck out his tongue at Hu Xuge, which looked extremely cheap.
"Nonsense, you know a fart as a network administrator!"
Although Hu Xuge's voice was fierce, his tone was obviously empty, which made the fat man even more sure that it was a fake bag.
Where does the fat man know what a stinky ner, he doesn't know the red boy, this is pure nonsense. Just to see Hu Xuge vs. SA
DY's attitude, he doesn't believe that he will be willing to spend money to send brand-name bags, like SA
Dy, a girl who has never seen the world and wants to climb a high branch, is the easiest to deceive.
Now that he is sure, where will the fat man be polite, and said with a smile: "I am an expert in this area, I grew up in the stinky Nell fake bag since I was a child, and I know what materials are used." If you don't mind, I'll teach you how to tell the difference. β
Hearing what the fat man said, Hu Xuge was finally speechless, and it would be even more embarrassing if he was identified in person. And sa
Dy was so ashamed that his face was blue and purple for a while, and the corners of his mouth were even more bright red blood, and he threw the bag on Hu Xuge in a huff, and ran away without looking back.
It's nothing to bring a fake bag, the key is that you just showed off your wealth in front of everyone, but you were slapped on the head by a fat man, a dirt bun that is not good-looking, it's too embarrassing.
"Filming, I'm so angry that I'm vomiting blood, it's too exaggerated," the fat man said angrily
"We're playing a game, can you shut up for me" Hu Xuge couldn't help but say, where did a person like him who pretends to be a noble son suffer from such anger.
Someone next to him was laughing, Hu Xuge's face was red, but he couldn't attack, he could only glare at the fat man fiercely, and then sprinkled his anger in the game, oops, when he was interfered with by the fat man, Guo Yiworm's yin pen took advantage of his surprise, an E plus two axes in a row, and cut Hu Xuge off the horse on the spot, and got a head.
Guo Yiworm saw sa
Dy left, with a gloomy look in her eyes, but her mood finally adjusted a little, and she raised her middle finger at the fat man. Oh, no, it was a grateful look, and the hand was on the mouse again. But even so, it would be extremely difficult for him to turn the tables in this game, if it wasn't for the 20 throws, he would have hung the spring water a long time ago.
"I can't fight!"
The mid-laner here shook his head, even he was arrested once just now, and his face was full of helplessness. No matter what others think, he didn't want to suffer this kind of bird anger anymore, so he simply hung up.
Several other people were also sighing, obviously giving up.
At this time, Guo Yiworm seemed to have lost his soul, and there seemed to be tears rolling in his eyes, after all, this thousand yuan was enough to make his already unbearable ordinary family even worse. He took a deep breath and sighed quietly, "Fatty, am I useless?" β
"Yes"
"My girlfriend ran away with him, and now I've lost to him in my favorite game, it's ironic, I'm afraid there's no man who failed more than me. Sorry to let you see the joke. Guo Yiworm ignored the fat man's words
"Funny! I'm not a failure than you? I haven't even had a girlfriend, what do you compare to me? I'm just sarcastic, laughing, laughing, what a big deal, as for it?" the fat man looked a little annoyed
The fat man had already seen that Guo Yiworm had made an appointment with Hu Xuge not to gamble for money, but because of SA
dy, he wants to regain a little bit of dignity. It's a pity that it backfired, and I couldn't find a breakthrough if I wanted to vent, and I lost a thousand yuan, so I don't need to say much about being depressed.
"Would you love to win?" The fat man asked suddenly.
"Of course!"
"Well, then go on, don't lose yet, don't give up."
As he spoke, the fat man reached out and patted the midlaner on the shoulder: "Brother, let it go if you hang up, watch from the side." β
As a League of Legends player, the fat man looks down on the most in addition to inviting actors, which are these hang-ups. It's okay for you to surrender, but don't hang up, because League of Legends is not a game for you alone, and even if you do, you have to ask for the permission of your teammates. Although he himself used to hang up a lot, and even started playing around because he didn't get the hero he wanted, this is his story and his legend, so he counts.
The mid-laner was dissatisfied, but the fat man was like a mountain, and he still gave up his position when he stood in front of him.
Guo Yiworm glanced at the fat man in surprise, but didn't speak, in his mind, the fat man was supporting him with actions! Yes, if you haven't lost yet, you can't give up. He gritted his teeth, and suddenly a wave of enthusiasm surged out of his body, and even a novice who had not trained a novice dared to come up and fight, what could he not fight?
Looking at the familiar picture on the computer, the fat man suddenly felt his hands tremble, and he was immediately frightened. Since coming into contact with League of Legends, his hands have never shaken, even when he has a fever, he will not be in this state.
Does the one-year gap have such a big impact? The fat man smiled self-deprecatingly, is it really useless now? Or is it because I watched too much last night?
Since that loss to Wu Jack, he has never touched lol again, not only because of that oath, but also because of a barrier in his heart. I don't know what's wrong today, he feels very uncomfortable when he sees Guo Yiworm's appearance, as if he saw himself defeated last year, it was a kind of helplessness to lose everything.
Do you really want to win?
This sentence is not only said to Guo Yiworm, but also to ask himself. While losing the ideals of life, if you can't retain the last trace of dignity, it will really be a failure. He was defeated, but he didn't want to see Guo Yiworm repeat his mistakes.
You can lose your job, you can run your girlfriend, even if your family is broken and your wife is separated, you must not lose the LOL competition! Because he's the king!
"Nine-tailed demon fox? I haven't played it......"
The fat man sighed, although he had promised not to touch League of Legends, but this promise was shit in his heart, and of course he didn't care at all.
"Hmph, looking for abuse?"
On the other side, Hu Xuge saw the fat man sitting in front of the computer, and wanted to object, but when he heard the people behind him talk that this guy couldn't play lol, he let him go.
The fat man was not annoyed when he heard the ridicule and questioning of the crowd around him, and smiled slightly: "Haha, maybe." But can you change my chair first, I can't sit down."
"Stupid." Hu Xuge ignored him anymore, thinking that this person was here to be funny, but there was a trace of ruthlessness in his eyes, and the face he had lost just now finally had a chance to get it back.
Legend has it that the network manager who can't play lol only 4399 mini-games actually appeared, and some idlers in the Internet cafΓ© were attracted to come over, pointing at the fat man behind his back. Even a handsome blonde man in the distance was drawn over to see how the ugly guy was embarrassed.
The fat man opened the shop with a trembling hand, and then there was a gleam in his eyes, as if he had been possessed by something at this moment. I saw that his right hand manipulated the mouse and quickly bought a piece of equipment in the store, and ran out of the spring in style.
"Storm Sword?"
"I rub, what does AD mean?"
"Wowhaha, I'm laughing to death."
The onlookers laughed, and the little mustang, who was dealing with the accounts of the Internet cafΓ©, directly covered his eyes with his hands. I knew that this guy would be embarrassed, but I didn't expect that I didn't even have basic common sense, you fox is wearing an AP outfit but the whole storm sword, is this here to play treasure?
The fat man also realized this problem after coming out of the spring, his old face turned red, and he wanted to go back but couldn't, so he could only sell it depressedly, bought a bursting wand and a small book, and got out again, as if he was no longer as chic as before.
Glancing at the map, five towers were pushed, and the upper and lower roads were blackened from the Highland Towers forward. The four people on the opposite side are all in the middle lane, and if they want to pull out the second tower in the middle lane, it looks like they can't hold it, and the equipment on their side is too poor.
However, the fat man is also lucky, he got the best fox on his side, and then he can make a difference by making up the equipment. However, he doesn't have much time to brush the field now, and the other party's four people pushed it, and the second tower has no choice, but the highland tower can't be lost no matter what.
Let's defend the tower first.
"Playing in the middle of the lane?" said the stunted Lancer Ranger, popularly known as Obama.
"Well, you guys go up." The fat man replied lazily.
Obama gave an ellipsis and asked, "What about you?" β
"I'll see you fight."
Rub, I've never seen such a cowardly person. Obama no longer expects the fat man to help, summoning his teammates to the bottom of the tower in the middle lane and preparing for a team fight.
"Wait a minute, take care to protect me, I'll be all over if I hang up."
As an ADC, it is the main output in team battles, so naturally you will enjoy the treatment of being protected, even if he is stunted, you have to obey the rules.
After the second tower in the middle was pushed, the opposite side did not mean to fight the dragon, and sure enough, it came to the highland tower. Novice game.,Big dragons and small dragons generally don't think about it.,Start doing it with a weapon.,It's very simple violence.,It's understandable.γ
The fat man took a blue buff, wagged his nine tails and sneaked over from the side, and then stood slightly to the right of the highland door, squatting here and not moving.
A group of people watching the battle behind couldn't help laughing, shouldn't this thing plan to sneak attack from here? Although he put a look in front of the tower when he went out before, there is no problem with his vision, but in the face of so many people, if you dare to jump out, you will be seconds instantly.
The foxes that have not come out of Central Asia are poorly equipped, so it is better to save them.
The fat man was not in a hurry, he just clicked on the screen with the mouse, moving his feet in a small area, as if he was dancing. It's not that he's bored, but that's in the card vision, after all, the people on the other side are constantly moving, and it is possible to see him.
If someone compares the field of vision on both sides at this time, they will immediately find that the fat man's movement is almost always at the edge of the other party's fog, and he judges the distance of the field of vision very accurately. But it's a pity that people who watch the fat man play are just expecting him to make a fool of himself, where will they pay attention to these small details?
As soon as the soldiers on the purple side arrived, they saw Obama make a mistake in his position, and he was hit by the leopard girl, and his blood volume was immediately disabled. There's no way, the lineup on the opposite side is suitable for playing POKE, and it's understandable to win the bid, but Obama was beaten in the end, and he can be hit from such a distance, that's your pot.
But this guy is still a strong BB: "Let you protect me, this protective hammer!" β
Obama's string of words also reminded the fat man of a friend who was slightly headwind or was killed alone because of a mistake and immediately hung up and then turned on his mobile phone to play mobile games, and the fat man himself didn't know why he could still be friends with this kind of person, maybe it was strength, after all, the only person who could kill that friend alone was the shi.
The ADC is so capricious, the whole team has to revolve around him. The fat man smacked his lips, thinking that when he played ADC, he was helping to help with the rhythm, why is the gap between people and people so big.
Obama is crippled, and the opposite side can be completely unscrupulous, looking at the rhythm of the posture that is to be demolished.
"One worm, two steps forward, speed!"
The fat man said in a low voice, although the voice was very ugly and two words were broken when you listened carefully, but the tone was unquestionable.
Guo Yiworm was stunned for a moment, it was the first time he heard the fat man talking to him in this tone, and he unconsciously did what he wanted, after all, usually the fat man had to be more flattering when he asked him to borrow money.
"Look for death!"
The young man who was manipulating Anne in the middle on the opposite side smiled slightly, and immediately rushed forward, putting his finger on the D button.
Although Draven has a bit of meat out of the black cut, he has been consumed a lot of blood by the dragon girl before, which is equivalent to a crispy skin, as long as he faints, he will definitely take it away. The onlookers seemed to see Draven's ending, and they all nodded, if nothing else, it was a wave of rhythm.
However, at this time, I saw the fat fox suddenly rushed out of the fog and released a charm, which scared Obama who was closest to him, and avoided a flash of conditioned reflex, and reacted quite quickly, but you are my teammate, what are you afraid of? The fat man was really speechless about this man.
Everyone around them wanted to laugh, and the fox was completely playing soy sauce, but before they could laugh, they saw the fat man flash over the wall at a 45-degree angle into the range of the tower, almost at the same time as Anne's flash.
E flash!
Putting charm in the fat man's original position, it is impossible to control Anne on the right, and the distance is not enough at all.
At this time, the fat man flashed, and everyone saw Anne, who was about to zoom in, running back like a fool, and actually hit!
"Impossible!"
The previous mid-laner screamed, he thought he was a veteran of playing foxes, but he still couldn't understand that the fat man was half a solar system away from Anne, how could this be successful? And Annie, who was seduced, did not walk towards the fox, but walked sideways inexplicably. But even so, it took a while from the tower.
"It's ...... Bug? β
While thinking, the onlookers took out their phones and made a gesture to call 911.