Chapter 280: Rita of Warm Thoughts
Gotta fool Rita!
As long as Rita comes, it's not my territory, I'm in charge?
The lineup of the team was determined, and the joining of the old thief and the incense pot allowed Jiang Miao to completely relax. So I thought about Rita with all my heart, and I just didn't do it anymore and went all out to hit a home run!
But now here's the problem: Rita is shy.
Oil and salt do not enter, and they do not agree to anything.
Hold on to one sentence from beginning to end: Wait! It's too hasty, I'll talk about it later.
Wait? Again?
Are you kidding!
The best driving years for a good car are there, and there is an expiration date!
If you drag it out any longer, you won't have to face all kinds of problems if you drive it for long.
For example: the piston cylinder is loose.
For example: the parts are rusty, dry, and not lubricated enough.
For example: aging appearance and dull lights.
Like what...... And so on and so forth!
So, of course, you have to open it early.
Jiang Miao said that she would not let Rita go, and her determination to Rita as soon as possible!
Not coming? Then find a reason to fool her!
What is the reason?
Jiang Miao fell into deep contemplation.
"Uncle, do you think Xiao Ming's model plane is particularly good-looking?"
Xiao Ming is a child in the next building, and he often plays with his nephew.
"Uncle, look at this Transformer, Xiao Ming has it all!"
"Uncle, look ......."
"! Leave me alone! ”
Jiang Miao was angry.
"You don't have it anyway! What's the matter, not convinced? If you don't accept it, go to your mother, and ask your mother if it's acceptable! ”
“......”
The nephew immediately fell into self-autism, and his pitiful appearance was pitiful.
I have to say that although the Jiang family is a scumbag, their appearance is definitely not bad.
The little nephew is also, inheriting the beautiful big eyes of the Empress Dowager Jiang, and he is the age when the skin is the most tender.
The tiger-headed is cute.
Well?
Wait a minute!
Jiang Miao's eyes suddenly lit up!
Is it possible to attract Rita through a little nephew?
After all, the nephew is so cute, and the woman is naturally motherly, isn't it?
Right! Feasible!
It's worth operating, there's room for manipulation!
Suddenly, Jiang Miao's gaze at her little nephew became hot.
Cuteness can be attractable, but it's not enough.
This poor appearance is good, and it can greatly trigger mother's love.
But it's still not enough!
Gotta work harder, be more pitiful!
It's best to be so pitiful that Rita can't bear it, it's very distressed, and she can't help but want to come!
So...... Gotta cry!
Thinking of this, Jiang Miao suddenly became enlightened.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey~"
Yin smiled, staring at his nephew closely, and the laughter grew louder and louder.
Suddenly, the little nephew panicked, and his voice trembled,
"Uncle....... What happened to you? ”
"Huh? Not much! ”
"Then why do you keep looking at me and laughing?"
"Because, of course....... Uncle loves you! Hahahaha! ”
The thinking has been clarified, and the action has begun.
Next, Jiang Miao intentionally or unintentionally let her little nephew appear on camera when she was on video with Rita.
Empress Dowager Jiang also wanted to be on camera, but she had to go to work during the day. Rita is a little shy, and always deliberately timing the video, trying to be at the time when Empress Dowager Jiang is at work.
Sure enough, the cuteness of the little nephew made Rita's heart sprout.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Jiang Miao immediately started to add pounds.
"Help my uncle, and when you turn around, you will say that you want to meet your aunt. As long as my aunt comes over, my uncle will buy you a model airplane and a Transformers for you! ”
"If you have it, you have it all!"
"Obviously they don't have it, you still have it!"
"How?"
"emmm ......" unexpectedly, the little nephew hesitated and did not reply.
This made Jiang Miao very unhappy. The little rabbit cub is still waiting for the price to be sold? Want to add pounds?
"That's it! Uncle will buy you another PS4. Anyway, if you don't study or not, it's like that, and a passing grade is no different from twenty or thirty points, it's all a scumbag. It's better to have fun. ”
"emmm......" hasn't even said yes!
Jiang Miao was very angry! Very angry!
Bang bang bang, go downstairs!
Looking at the angry figure of the little uncle, the little nephew looked entangled.
On the one hand, there are various gifts from my uncle, and on the other hand, my own mother is nagging these days waiting for my aunt to come over and help him with his homework.
Gifts, can only be played secretly. If you play for a little longer, you may be found by your own mother, and then beaten and confiscated.
And the little aunt, there will be no easy time when you come. Faced with an extremely painful, long, and remedial class that takes up all the fun time!
The two powers benefit each other, and the two powers harm each other.
The little nephew decisively chose the most beneficial to him: little aunt, it's better not to come!
......
"Boss, I want elementary school references!"
"Boss, I want math test papers for primary school students, the more the merrier!"
"Boss, and English!"
"Boss, can the tutorial book give me the kind of exercises that have the most exercises?"
"What? Elementary school students have Huanggang secret scrolls? it! Bring me one set, no, ten! ”
In the bookstore, the boss was beaming, and Jiang Miao was gritting his teeth.
Don't eat soft and want to eat hard?
Come on, come on, uncle will satisfy you!
Browsing through the bookshelves, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Bookpost! Calligraphy stickers!
Turtle turtle ~ good thing!
This thing is the most disgusting, I think Jiang Miao was disgusted back then!
The point is that this thing can't be used to tie two pens or even three pens together, and writing one word is equivalent to writing two or three.
Therefore, there is no such thing as rapid copying, only word by word copying.
"Boss! I want it! ”
Pointing to the only book on the shelf,
"Just one? One is not enough! My nephew is going to become a calligrapher, don't delay my nephew's future! ”
"Kick and stare ~"
Old-fashioned six-story community, there is no elevator, you can only climb the stairs.
Fortunately, Jiang Miao is young and vigorous, carrying such a large stack of tigers and tigers who are still walking.
"Bang~"
smashed in front of the little nephew, the frightened little nephew trembled!
"Come, just like I told you before, invite your little aunt to come to Jinling."
"Or, it's all yours! Or, these parts are yours! ”
"I'm sorry, you don't have a choice right now!"
Jiang Miao grinned, looking at the pitiful appearance of the little nephew, it was so refreshing.
Little bunny, satisfied, right?
Toast without eating and drinking, give me obedient food now!
"Hey~ yes! It's better to be pitiful, to be pitiful! ”
Comfortably pulled out her phone and talked to Rita.
The conversation was almost over, and he immediately handed the camera to the little nephew.
Press the microphone to mute,
"It's your turn to perform, come on! Uncle loves you! ”
Resume calls.
"Little aunt, is it okay for you to come to my house, I want to see you......"
Press the microphone to mute,
"Not pitiful enough! Poor enough! ”
Resume calls,
"Little aunt, is it okay for you to come to my house......
Press the microphone to mute,
"Cry! Cry for me! ”
"Smack~" pulled out a thick test paper and placed it on the table.
"You know!"
Resume calls,
"Woo woo woo ~ little aunt, is it okay for you to come to my house......."
.....
"It's not pitiful enough to cry!"
"Smack~" is another book.
"Pity it more!"
"Smack~Slap~"
"Push it up!"
"Pap~Pap~Pap~"
"Woo woo ~ little ...... Little aunt, please, come to me...... Woo woo~ Is my family good, I miss you...... Woowoo woo ......"
In the video, a tiger-headed little guy is crying with tears in his eyes, out of breath, and his cheeks are flushed.
Jiang Miao was finally satisfied, and Rita finally agreed!
"Ah Shui, why is your nephew crying so much? Wronged? Did your sister force him to study every day? ”
"Nope! He just wanted to see his aunt so much, and he cried in the depths of his feelings! ”
"Phew~ I'm not his aunt yet!"
"Aren't you coming?"
Jiang Miao proudly cocked Erlang's legs,
"I'll book the ticket for you, just tomorrow, I'll pick you up tomorrow!"