Chapter 603: It's Done!
“……”
Zuo Yang didn't pay attention to Qiao Beiming's ridicule, but just looked at the direction in which Bai Shuyu and Shui Hanqiu left with a sad face, and his heart was very complicated.
I'm really a scumbag......
Zuo Yang thought of himself deprecatingly, he was a bit of a macho guy, so he always felt that he should do something in the situation just now, instead of standing aside and saying nothing, watching the two women tear up for him...... Although Bai Shuyu and Shui Hanqiu are both masters of the same family, they both have extremely high status and cultivation, even if they are torn, they will not behave like a shrew scolding the street, and even leave after just a little contact.
But at the same time, Zuo Yang really didn't know what to do or say about the situation at that time.
Although these two women have some unreasonable and chaotic relationships with him, speaking with his conscience, he really didn't take the initiative to provoke these two guys...... Shui Hanqiu relied on his powerful martial arts to strengthen him, while Bai Shuyu didn't even discuss it, so he directly used the "Love Gu", this kind of behavior is not much different from being strong...... So, what can he do, he's desperate too, right?
It's just that Zuo Yang can see a little bit.
These two women have no ill will towards him, and this appearance is also to save him...... This is the most difficult part of Zuo Yang, everyone who knows him knows that he is a person who eats soft and does not eat hard, so he is really a little overwhelmed in the face of these two women's overtures.
Of course, Zuo Yang also admitted that this was a character flaw of his.
Such hesitation may end up hurting some people, as it is in the game and in reality, but no one is perfect, and who doesn't have some character flaws that are clear but powerless?
"Stinky boy, I found out that you are a magical guy, you can obviously eat with your face, but you have to rely on strength, why bother? The old man crossed his fingers to help you calculate: Xichi? Bai Shuyu? Water cold autumn? These three women usually only need to be on one of them casually, and they can already walk sideways in the rivers and lakes, but you are on three at the same time...... Why does the old man suddenly start to sympathize with you now, these three women are all strange women in ten thousand, if you have one of them, you will naturally be a winner in life, but at the same time provoke two or three of them...... You're done, I'm afraid the old man will send the white-haired person to the black-haired person again. ”
Qiao Beiming originally wanted to continue to tease Zuo Yang, but halfway through speaking, he had already realized the serious problem in it, and his face showed a heavy look of worry.
As the saying goes, three women in one play, and if there are three such women, it will be more than just one play, I'm afraid it should be a martial arts catastrophe for Zuo Yang, right?
"Seniors, don't tease me anymore......"
Zuo Yang was also very helpless, although he didn't know much about Bai Shuyu and Shui Hanqiu, he knew very well what the palace master of Xichi had done back then......
When Xichi was still a disciple of the Ancient Tomb Sect, there was a person named "Yang Peifeng" who broke an oath for her and freed her from the tomb of the living dead, but then Yang Peifeng threw himself into the rivers and lakes, and gradually snubbed Xichi, Xichi couldn't wait for him, so he killed Yang Peifeng's relatives, masters, and friends cleanly, just to force Yang Peifeng to come to see her, even if it was to take revenge...... But Yang Peifeng never appeared, and Xichi finally established the Shifting Flower Palace, raised the banner of "killing all the people in the world", and left a great reputation in the rivers and lakes.
But even after doing so many murderous things, the position of the Shifting Flower Palace in the rivers and lakes is only neutral, and no one regards the Shifting Flower Palace as an evil sect...... Look at Bai Shuyu and Shui Hanqiu again, one of these two women is the leader of the Five Immortals Sect, and the other is the Lord of Nian Luoba, these two sects are all well-known evil sects in the rivers and lakes, and as the eldest sisters of these two sects, will they be better at talking than Xichi?
Of course, the palace master of Xichi is still different from these two women, she is just Zuo Yang's master, not this kind of messy relationship, however, if these things are known by Xichi, the identity of the "negative person" who is despised by Xichi and even killed quickly Zuo Yang is afraid that he can't get rid of it if he wants to.
Besides.
Facing Qiao Beiming's sympathetic gaze, Zuo Yang let out a long sigh again, and said quietly: "The seniors are their own people, and the juniors won't hide it from you, in fact...... Not long ago, the younger generation broke the oath of the tomb of the living dead for Long Yuyou, the head of the tomb faction, and the two of us had to be initiates, and now Yuyou is pregnant. ”
"Y-You say it again!?"
As soon as these words came out, Rao is Qiao Beiming had already lived to be fine, and he almost stared out his eyes at this moment, and even his voice suddenly raised several octaves, and he called out in that broken voice.
"The juniors are their own people, so they tell the truth, please be sure not to spread the matter."
Zuo Yang arched his hand and said.
“……”
At this moment, Qiao Beiming didn't have the heart to tease him anymore, he just looked at him in a daze, and acquiesced for a while before finally saying in a slightly hoarse voice, "I can't think of it, I can't think of it...... The precepts of the tomb of the living dead are strict, and the exercises practiced require a pure heart and few desires to clean themselves, so the disciples in the door are all called fairies who do not eat the fireworks of the world by the people in the rivers and lakes, and Long Yuyou is the most outstanding 'dragon girl' in the past dynasties...... Old man...... Old man ......"
Speaking of which, Qiao Beiming was actually stuck, and the "old man" didn't express what he wanted to express for a long time, and finally he simply didn't want to, but continued with some distraction: "Alas, the old man has always prided himself as a martial arts wizard who is unique in ten thousand, no matter how difficult the martial arts in the world are, as long as the old man is willing to study it, he can understand it, but this invincible kung fu in you ...... It's too difficult, and the old man can only bow down. ”
"The seniors teased me again......"
I have known Qiao Beiming for so long, and today is the day when Zuo Yang has heard the most snacks from his mouth, and the image of the number one demon in the world has collapsed slightly.
"Old man, this is by no means a joke!"
Qiao Beiming shook his head, looked at Zuo Yang's eyes, and said seriously: "The old man secretly thought that you should go to the Shenshui Palace next, the master of the Shenshui Palace, the jellyfish Yin Ji is also a rare beauty in the rivers and lakes, Zhou Yixiao, the head of the Huashan faction, was fascinated when he saw her, how could the jellyfish Yin Ji be obsessed with martial arts, and never gave Zhou Yixiao half a color, so after pursuing it for many years without success, Zhou Yixiao had to put all his energy into martial arts in order to forget the jellyfish Yin Ji, and finally became the head of a generation...... If you go to the Shenshui Palace, you will definitely be able to pull that jellyfish Yin Ji off the horse! ”
"Next, you go to Mount Emei again, although the head of the Emei faction, the master of the Dust, is old and has a very stinky temper, but she was also known as the world's first woman when she was young, you just need to pinch her nose and blindfold her and pull her off the horse...... From now on, this Central Plains martial arts is your one-man Central Plains martial arts, what are the nine major sects? What are the six major forces? Even if the entire court surnamed Zhu is in front of you, it seems that you have to honestly clamp your tail, isn't it beautiful? ”
"At that time, I, the world's number one devil, is not worth mentioning, I just want to live a comfortable life with you for a few days, you must not forget the old man's contribution today?"
"Uh......"
Zuo Yang looked at Qiao Beiming, who had a serious face, and didn't want to talk to this increasingly unreliable old man at all, so he arched his hand decisively, "Senior farewell!" ”
"Where are you going?"
Qiao Beiming hurriedly asked.
"The juniors will go to the Shenshui Palace, and the juniors will not forget to collect the bodies of the juniors later."
Zuo Yang rolled his eyes and said angrily.
It was at this time.
"Report ——!"
A high-pitched voice suddenly came from outside the gate of Shangqing Palace.
"Say!"
Qiao Beiming finally regained the majestic appearance that the big devil should have, his eyes narrowed to the herald who was running in stride, and asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter?" ”
"Report to the alliance leader, a large number of decent people have followed Zhang Danfeng to the Laoshan Mountain Gate, the war is about to break out at any time, please make a decision from the alliance leader!"
The herald knelt on one knee and arched his hands and said loudly.
"Pass the order, each sect and faction perform their own duties, as long as those hypocrites dare to step into the mountain gate, they will immediately rely on the terrain advantage to launch a fierce attack, and give them a big dismount!"
Qiao Beiming said loudly, so not majestic, as if the person who teased Zuo Yang with those sassy words just now was not him.
"Obey the Covenant Master's Sacred Words!"
The herald hurriedly answered, and then ran down the hill in a panic with a command flag in his hand.
"The show is finally about to begin."
Looking at the back of the herald leaving, Qiao Beiming took a deep breath and looked back at Zuo Yang, this sentence was said to himself, and at the same time to Zuo Yang.
"Hehe......"
Zuo Yang really didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he let out such a laugh.
……
Shortly after the herald descended the mountain, the time finally arrived at 2 p.m.
Soon there were bursts of shouts and killings and gold and iron at the bottom of the mountain, and the war between the good and evil factions finally officially began.
And Zuo Yang is honestly guarding Qiao Beiming's side, Qiao Beiming, Bai Shuyu and Shui Hanqiu's reminders are all right, in fact, even if they don't remind them, Zuo Yang has already thought of this stubble, and he will definitely not have any extraneous branches at this juncture.
"Come with me."
In the sound of the battle, Qiao Beiming was also a little idle, so he called Zuo Yang out of the Shangqing Palace and came to the main gate of the Shangqing Palace.
The Shangqing Palace was built on the top of the main peak, so standing outside the main gate of the courtyard and looking down, although it was not possible to see the faces of everyone under the mountain, but through some of the mist that lingered in the mountains, it could barely see the situation of the two groups of people fighting.
It is obvious that the decent people outside the mountain gate are charging towards the Laoshan mountain gate.
It's a pity that for such a large group of people, the Laoshan Mountain Gate is really a little narrow, so when they rush to the vicinity of the mountain gate, their charging speed has to slow down, as if the water has reached a bottleneck.
The evil sect men and horses on the mountain are distributed on both sides of the mountain road, and they have already found the best terrain to work on, and even in some places with excellent terrain, they have also arranged a tight pocket array.
And in this process, the busiest are the heralds.
"Report ——! Reporting to the alliance leader, the people and horses of the Valley of Bliss attacked the enemy at the mountain gate, and the enemy suffered heavy casualties, but because of the large number of enemy troops, the pressure of the people and horses of the Valley of Bliss gradually increased, and they asked to let the enemy go deeper. ”
"Accurate!"
"Report ——! Reporting to the alliance leader, the men and horses of the Rootless Gate met the enemy at the welcome pine, and more than 300 enemies have been wounded, but some of the enemy troops have rushed through the defense line! ”
"Tell them that the old man will give them credit!"
"Report ——! Reporting to the alliance leader, the Five Immortals Sect fought and retreated, and they were about to introduce a large group of enemy troops into the first pocket formation on the mountainside! ”
"Pass the order down, leave no one alive!"
“……”
The heralds had to come up almost every five minutes to report the battle, but fortunately, there was not only one herald, otherwise he would have been exhausted to death.
And Qiao Beiming has already recovered the appearance of the big devil, one by one orders are clean and neat, and the killing is decisive and imposing, according to his plan, the purpose of this first confrontation is to let Zhang Danfeng and the people in the decent camp understand how difficult it is to attack Laoshan and what a heavy price to pay.
Only by beating them up and being scared can Qiao Beiming implement the next plan and force Zhang Danfeng to fight with him alone to end this war that no longer has any meaning for him.
Regardless of the battle report brought by the heralds, or the situation observed from the heights and overlooked, it is enough to prove that the situation is indeed developing according to the plan that Qiao Beiming had made before......
At the beginning, the speed of the decent people to go up the mountain was actually relatively fast, after all, they were outnumbered, but the evil people and horses occupied the terrain advantage, constantly blocking them, from the overall casualties, the losses were definitely decent people, and they suffered a big loss.
In this case, their progress slows down.
Especially after being "caught in the urn" by the evil sect a few times, their actions are obviously much more cautious than before, and they even need to shrink their formation from time to time to deal with surprise attacks, and their speed is naturally much fuller.
As the saying goes, "one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion".
After nearly two hours, the decent men were no longer able to rush, and a tug-of-war ensued on the mountainside.
In this position, not even the sub-peak of Laoshan Mountain has been reached.
"Aha-"
Standing on the top of the mountain, Zuo Yang yawned boredly.
"Hahaha, they retreated, it's done!"
Qiao Beiming suddenly laughed.
"It's finished?"
Zuo Yang wiped away the tears left after yawning, looked down the mountain again, and sure enough, he saw that the decent people had begun to shrink across the board, and they were retreating down the mountain little by little at the moment.
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