Chapter 322: Solemn and Lewd (Xie Alliance Master Uoduck)
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At the moment when the football rolled into the goal, the German commentator began to tear his throat as hard as he could, "! Goβ¦β
His voice seemed to be endless, until he couldn't catch it anymore, his voice became a little quieter, and then he pulled up a somewhat hoarse tone and shouted excitedly, "Zhen Shaolong helped St. Pauli score the third goal, and it was also his third goal in the game!" He scored a hat-trick! β
"Half time! In just half time, he scored three times against the Spaniards! β
"The score became three to one!"
In the TV camera, Zhen Shaolong raised his right hand to make a victory gesture before shooting, and the commentator immediately followed up and said, "This is Zhen Shaolong, victory!" He was indeed a victor and we are confident that St. Pauli would be the victor as well! β
"It's probably hard for the Spaniards to accept the result, they tried to attack for a long time, and in the end it was St. Pauli who scored the goal, just because St. Pauli had a super goalscorer that they couldn't defend!"
"Zhen Shaolong! Zhen Shaolongβ"
In the excited shouts of the German commentators, the fans in the surrounding stands were also cheering, applauding, and celebrating in various ways, and many fans were also talking about Zhen Shaolong, and those fans who didn't know Zhen Shaolong were surprised by his performance.
Three goals!
In any official game, a hat-trick is difficult to complete, and any hat-trick is worth recalling for a long, long time, but St. Pauli's No. 13 on the field, facing the big battle of the League Cup final, showed a very calm attitude, and it only took half time to complete the hat-trick.
That's amazing!
Other than that.
Before the goal was completed, he had already made a victory gesture in advance.
Although it is not difficult to push an empty goal, in that case, it is almost always the choice to score the ball first, rather than announcing something in advance.
It also speaks to the relaxed mindset in the game.
The game in front of him didn't seem to be a League Cup final that he needed to deal with seriously, but it was like a star game for show, and he didn't need to pay too much attention to it, but he was able to score goals one after another.
Ordinary fans can analyze the above content, not to mention the commentators who are professionally engaged in football analysis and explanation, the Spanish commentators all summarized and sighed, "Zhen Shaolong...... Maybe the goal was too simple for him, and the Spaniard's defence simply couldn't stop him. β
The Spanish commentator then began to criticize the Spaniards' defence.
The Espanyol defense has enough slots, compared to their not weak midfield, the backfield lineup is a little unbearable to look at, the entire defense line, there are no players worth more than a million, and some free signing players are the main force in the defense.
You can imagine it!
This line of defense does not have any advantages compared with strong teams, even compared with the promoted horses of La Liga.
From the perspective of the weakness of the Espanyol defensive lineup, the Espanyol commentator explained, "Why is it so easy for Zhen Shaolong to score goals......
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on the field.
St. Pauli had a brief celebration, and Zhen Shaolong's expression was flat throughout the whole process, as if he had completed a hat trick, which was not a particularly exciting thing.
My teammates were excited.
A large group of teammates rushed up and surrounded him.
They can't help but be excited!
Zhen Shaolong's goal and hat-trick are not a big deal, and it has little to do with them, but three goals helped the team lead Espanyol 3-1.
That's the point!
The match is the final of the UEFA Cup, and beating Espanyol will win the UEFA Cup!
For the vast majority of St. Pauli players, it seems like an unattainable dream to participate in the UEFA Cup, let alone win the UEFA Cup.
So after Zhen Shaolong completed the goal, they were more excited than Zhen Shaolong, and they acted as if they had completed a hat trick.
Especially...... Jean?
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much! Examine! You're my best buddy......"
Jean was a little incoherent.
"What's wrong with you? Don't get excited, I'm afraid you're going to have a heart attack. Zhen Shaolong said worriedly.
"Hell, I don't have a heart attack!" After Jean complained, he still couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, he pulled Zhen Shaolong and whispered, "Let me tell you a secret, before I came, Lanisha agreed with me that if I can win the championship medal, she will give me 'one day of freedom' as a gift." β
"A day of freedom? What do you mean? Zhen Shaolong didn't understand a little.
"It's a day of freedom!" Jean laughed and said, "I've thought about whatever I can do that day, and I'll go to the Rope Avenue with Fabian to remember our past!" I'm going to stay there for a day! All day! Looking for seventeen or eight beautiful women......"
"Hahaha......"
Jean is caught in a personal fantasy world.
Zhen Shaolong still couldn't help but remind, "Is your pocket money enough?" I mean, as far as I know, you two ...... Lanetha is in charge of money, right? Will she be generous enough to give you this money? β
"I've thought of it a long time ago!"
Jean said with a treacherous expression, "She didn't take into account that St. Pauli won the League Cup!" When the time comes, the beauties will definitely give me a discount, no, it should be free! β
Jean continues to immerse himself in the world of personal fantasy.
Zhen Shaolong really couldn't bear to remind him, 'Lanisha has worked there for ten years and has a dense network of relationships, let alone a discount when the time comes, it is estimated that no woman will be willing to pay several times the money'.
All right.
Leave a little room for fantasy for your friends.
Zhen Shaolong decided not to say it.
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The celebrations in St. Pauli ended and the race soon resumed.
The Spaniards used the remaining time to launch a series of attacks towards St. Pauli, but the time was too short and they tried to the end without finding a chance.
The referee blew the final whistle.
The Spaniard could only return to the dressing room with his loss to spend a 'difficult' midfield.
Some people are not lost.
Like, Walter Pandiani.
Pandiani's brilliant long-range shot in the first half made Pandiani think he had found the trick to 'playing his form', and on the way back to the dressing room, he muttered, "Do it, do it, do it", as if he had become a devout believer, constantly praying for his faith.
When he returned to the dressing room, Pandiani also shared his findings with his teammates, "That's what I did! β
"Shout out the spell. I don't think it's magical, but it allows me to concentrate and find my best. β
"I think you can try it too......"
If it were a normal time, Pandiani would not tell anyone else, but the Spaniard is two goals down, and he also wants his team to beat St. Pauli and win the UEFA Cup, and his team-mates will play well and score more goals, and the chances of winning will be greater.
Many teammates are skeptical.
But that's what people are.
Even if you are extremely skeptical of something, and find that there is no harm in trying it, you will have the heart to try it.
What if it works?
Right!
When Espanyol coach Ernesto Valverde walked in the door, he saw that the players were shouting 'babble, woo, woo', and he had prepared a lot of lines to use to boost morale.
"What's going on?"
"It seems that everyone is in good spirits......
Valverde was a little relieved that it was good to face the final of the UEFA Cup, the big tournament within the competition, and the morale was high after the players were behind.
However, there are still necessary reminders!
Valverde can see the problem of the game, or in other words, if you don't understand football, you can understand the reason for the backwardness, it is the opponent's number 13, they have arranged a tight defense, but the opponent can change the goal of the trick.
"What should I do?"
Valverde is also distressed!
Any coach will be troubled by the performance of the opposing star, and the football game is said to be a sport of eleven, but the reality is that the performance of the star player can sometimes make the difference between winning and losing the game, because one goal is enough.
Not to mention, the other party also entered three!
So how do you limit the opponent's goals? All Valverde could think of was to put more effort into defending against the opposition, and he named --
"Rufit!"
"You don't have to attack in the second half, your task is to stare at the opponent's number 13, no matter where you are, no matter where you are! All must follow closely! β
Rufit's face was suddenly bitter, he was not interested in the work of 'close defense', but ...... He's also looking for a chance to try 'Woo Woo'!
The other side.
St. Pauli was talking about the game with high spirits, and everyone was very excited, they were really hungry for the championship, and it seemed to be just around the corner.
Two goals ahead!
The championship trophy is within reach!
As the team's head coach, Bergman was not carried away by the scoreline, he used his authority to silence the dressing room completely, and then reminded everyone, "It's only half the game!" β
"A two-goal lead is not a victory!"
"We must be vigilant!"
"We must hold on until the last minute, when it's time for us to relax!"
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Bergman's reminder of 'pouring cold water' did not affect the mentality of the players, who re-entered the game with absolute confidence.
Zhen Shaolong is like this.
Bor is so.
Kreuzer, Jean, Sulentik, and others are all like that.
Jean is a player who needs special mention.
In the vast majority of games, Jean, who has 'almost no offense', is only a soy sauce character, and it is difficult for him to appear in the camera and make it difficult to appear in the media coverage, but there is no doubt that Jean is the core of St. Pauli's defense.
As a defensive core, you need not only individual performance, but also pay attention to the overall positioning and organize the defense of the entire backline.
As soon as the second half began, Jean noticed something to be wary of.
The first came in the 47th minute, when the Spaniard's attack hit the edge of the box, and then Pandiani crossed diagonally to the left and David Garcia rushed up to volley.
It doesn't matter if you shoot.
Before David Garcia shot, he shouted a strange tone, as if to remind others, making Jean look back and forth left and right, and then during the shot swing, he shouted a strange tone, and Jean's subconscious blocking action was half a beat slower.
"Damn, it's still a shot!"
"Trance me!"
Jean was affected by the shouting and couldn't stop it at the first time, but fortunately, David Garcia's footwork stinks, and the football flew high over the goal like a flying machine, almost rushing to the audience.
The second time came in the 50th minute, again with David Garcia, who took the ball to the bottom line and was disrupted by Hinkel on the cross.
David Garcia takes a corner.
David Garcia first yelled 'do it, do it' before kicking the ball high and then seemed to add something, but no one cared anymore.
Jean was more concerned about the fact that Pandiani and Tamudo in the penalty area shouted solemnly 'Do it, do it', and Pandiani shouted when he jumped up, "Woo woo woo!" β
Jean was taken aback.
Pandiani's shouting also seemed to affect his movements, he jumped a little too high, and the ball hit his chin and bounced off the baseline.
But...... It's dangerous, too!
"Do it? Day? Filthy? What a mess! Jean thought angrily, "Are all these Spaniards cultists?" What's the matter, next time Lao Tzu is prepared, I want you to look good! β
Jean was furious.
After two experiences, Jean immediately reminded the others, "Don't care what they shout, just play normally, they just want to use the shouting to affect our play!" β
"Got it."
"OK, Roger!"
Hinkel grinned silently, "These people can't be learning from Zhen......
The third time came soon.
In the 57th minute, St. Pauli's advance was cut off on the right flank, and the Spaniard immediately played a fast attack, using a three-legged pass to get the ball to the feet of Pandiani.
Pandiani ran forward with the ball, and Jean was the only one who could stop him.
Jean followed closely.
Pandiani was about to rush into the penalty area in a few steps, and shouted as he ran, "Do it! Oh my god! β
As if he had gained strength through 'prayer', he immediately shouted a second sentence in high spirits, but the shout seemed to be distracting, and Jean immediately fell to the ground with a slanted shovel.
"Let you do it! Make you - day! β
Football in the middle!
Pandiani was knocked to the ground with a kick, and before he could make a protective move, he fell headfirst and fell head-on, and Jean took the opportunity to kick the ball back to the goalkeeper, and Honarev met the ball with a big kick.
The ball crossed half the pitch and rushed to the left.
Albrescia managed to steal the ball and he quickly moved forward to get rid of Zabaleta, but in the end he could only pass it back to Sulentic.
Sulentik stabbed a very delicate diagonal pass.
The football rushed past Rufitt and found Zhen Shaolong, who was running forward.
Zhen Shaolong swept his eyes left and right before meeting the ball, then kicked the ball forward, and immediately shouted the slogan, "Justice!" β
"Glory!"
After the two shouts, Rufit, who was next to him, and the other Espanyol players who were running fast behind him, almost all of them pricked up their ears and stared at him.
"I'm invincible!"
At the exit of the last activated shout, Zhen Shaolong raised his right foot high and shot hard at the back of the ball.
The soccer ball rushes to the goal!
It's fast!
Tricky angles!
All goalkeeper could do in the face of this high-quality shot was fly to the side to make a save, but before he made the move, he knew the ball was likely to go in.
And then.
He watched the football fly into the goal.
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"The ball went in again......"
The German commentator's voice was already hoarse, and he felt that the company should give a certain amount of pay rise to the game at St. Pauli.
Zhen Shaolong always scores!
Always score!
At the beginning, he was excited about scoring because he wanted St. Pauli to beat Espanyol, but he couldn't score in a row.
Still don't let people live?
Now he can only follow his professional ethics and pull out his voice head-on, "Zhen Shaolong, another goal!" β
"Fourth goal!"
"This final is a carnival of goals, but it only belongs to Zhen Shaolong alone."
"The Spaniards will probably be desperate, their goal was pierced by the same player, four times in a row in the most important final, and the point is, maybe there will be a goal......
The narrator's guess seems to be wrong.
The players on the pitch of the Spaniards, who did not seem to be depressed by the goal, gathered together and talked about the new discovery with great interest, "I know why that spell didn't work!" β
"Because you mispronounced it!" Rufitt took over and seemed to become quite authoritative as he glanced around, "I listened carefully to his shout just now, it was different from what you were reading, he felt very solemn and enthusiastic when he shouted, as if he was summoning the saints who had descended from the angels. β
"And you ......"
"Well, that's probably not appropriate, but I know that when David shouted out, there was no solemnity, but it was very obscene-......."
"Sorry I used that word!"
Rufey criticized David Garcia by name, and he was not convinced, but several players turned their heads to St. Pauli's celebrations and had to accept a reality.
They are lagging behind!
Three goals behind!
When the score is 4-1, how can they tie it?
This game has been lost!
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PS: Nearly 5,000 words of big chapters are sent!
I originally wanted to split it into two chapters as a plus, but then I thought about it, forget it, or everyone's reading experience is more important.
Today's two chapters are nine thousand words, so cheeky...... It's considered to be a plus~~
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