Chapter 44 Modern people really have no compassion
Getting up early in the morning, the air was good, well, and he looked refreshed, Luo Tian stretched his waist, ready to welcome the arrival of a new day.
At this time, Ji Yan, who was sitting on the side and had already started cultivating, closed her eyes and said a word:
"It's noon, and you're up early."
Yes? It's noon?
Luo Tian looked up, the green forest was shady, and the sun was mostly blocked.
I'll just say, waking up late isn't my problem at all, it's the world to blame. Luo Tian found a very rigorous reason for himself in his heart that was not easy to be exposed.
But it's one thing to know that you're late, and it's another thing for someone else to say it.
"Of course, I've always gotten up early!"
It's like the saying: you can never wake up someone who is already awake. This sentence is applied to Luo Tian, that is, you will never be able to satirize a person with a thick skin.
Ji Yan didn't expect that someone would be proud of being ashamed, and she didn't know how to refute it for a while.
It can be seen that she still does not understand Luo Tianna, and the too young, too simple Tucson is broken.
In this way, the scene became embarrassing under Luo Tian's words.
Luo Tian was already very experienced in this kind of scene, so he didn't panic at all, and walked to the side of the Oriental Wolf and kicked a few times.
Brother Wolf didn't stop looking for bones until dawn last night, and now he is sleeping soundly, there are a lot of chicken bones in his dreams, all in his dreams, can't he have a little bit of fun, and the chicken is not more fragrant?
Just when Brother Wolf was gnawing with relish, he was reminded by Luo Tian, "I'm Gan! ”
"Children can't swear!"
"I'm 8,000 years old, not young!"
"No, you'll always be a little kid in front of your father."
routine, in order to be someone else's father, do everything.
"Okay, okay, it's not too early, let's go to the female lu after dinner."
Luo Tian provoked his own trouble, and then others became popular, but he changed the topic shamelessly, this is youth without friends!
In this regard, the Oriental wolf has no opinion at all, and in human society, it is generally said that eating together is a manifestation of admitting mistakes and apologizing.
"Come out and eat!"
Every time I hear this sentence, the Oriental wolf will mourn its misfortune and be angry with it, so it can't be a little backbone and not eat, and throw the rice away, so that the Oriental wolf can have food to eat, how can I not figure it out with one stone!
"Hey, what do you want? Let's eat! ”
Luo Tian and Ji Yan both walked away, and only the Eastern Wolf drooled behind.
"It's coming, it's coming."
The East trotted to follow.
The group came to a big restaurant and asked for a private room, and the Oriental wolf could restrain himself before the food was finished. "Guest, please use it slowly." As soon as this sentence came out, Dongfang locked the door and stood directly on the chair......
In a word: I drop, I drop.
Seeing that the Dongfang wolf had never seen the world, Luo Tian was deeply ashamed, and then urgently joined its ranks, sure enough, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and Luo Tian's pets will make holes...... Shameless.
As for Ji Yan's friends who don't fight or grab, polar bears look at each other, hello everyone, let's perform a bowl of egg fried rice for three bites.
Soon, the three sat down in their chairs and picked their teeth.
"Oriental wolf, after so many years, why don't you still know how to transform?"
"Who said I wouldn't, I'm a Tribulation Period powerhouse now!"
"Then why are you still like a wolf?"
"I love it! You care about me. ”
"It's too ugly to be a human being."
"If you put the corpse out, I'll melt it now!"
"Taishang Tianzun, as urgent as a law, change."
There were words on his lips, and he used his fingernails as his hands to pinch a few seals, and then white smoke billowed ......
Luo Tian turned on the fan, and after the smoke cleared, a child appeared on the chair of the Oriental Wolf, which was very cute.
Hahahahaha......
The two laughed at the same time, the once majestic Oriental Wolf turned out to be a child, and he was still a cute child.
"You're laughing!"
With one hand on his waist, the fat little finger pointed at Luo Tian and drank it, and drank it with a milky voice.
It's okay not to speak, as soon as he says it, Luo Tian's laughter can't be stopped at all, if the zombie will die, he must die laughing.
Only then did the Dongfang wolf realize that he had fallen into the trap, and quickly turned into a wolf form.
"Alright, it's almost time, it's time for us to go. Your wife is still waiting for you! ”
Ji Yan proposed.
I have to say that Ji Yan can speak, Luo Tianwei is embarrassed.
After settling the bill, the two of them were huskies and stood on the side of the road to hail a taxi.
Ji Yan waved frequently, but there was no car to stop.
"Damn, modern people really don't have a sense of morality." Ji Yan complained.
Luo Tian slapped Ji Yan's shoulder with his backhand, signaled to stand back, and let him come.
Seeing Luo Tian stretching out his sexy long legs, he was lying on the side of the road, and with a "bang", his legs were directly hit by the car, and he was pressed twice.
"Damn, modern people really don't have compassion."
Luo Tianzheng complained, and turned around to find Ji Yan and Dongfang Wolf looking at him with terrifying eyes.
"You go to the street and wear a prosthetic leg?"
"I still have it in the ring, do you want it?"
Ji Yan hurriedly waved her hand.
The ring was given by Ji Yan, to be precise, Luo Tianqiu.
"What now?"
"Looks like we're going to have to show our real strength, let's fly over!"
Anyway, I'm going back soon, so it doesn't matter if someone finds out.
"But didn't you say that we would be in danger if we were discovered?"
"It's okay, after we finish watching Nulu, we will return to the period of the Yellow Emperor, which is my original world."
"You can go back, what can I do?"
"You go back with me, you weren't born at that time anyway."
"Is that okay?"
"Yes!"
Luo Tian replied without thinking about it, looking very sure, in fact, he couldn't guarantee it, but according to the crossing theory, there was a high probability that it would be fine.
There are two major elements in the universe, time and space, and time are different, so naturally we are in different universes, so there is no need to worry about it at all.
As for the Oriental Wolf, just let it transform when you go back, there are no two identical leaves in the world, and the transformed Oriental Wolf and the original Oriental Wolf are naturally not the same lifeform.
Of course, this is just Luo Tian's conjecture, in case of failure, he has another way.
The three came to a remote place, and then began to rise into the air, and only when they were above the clouds did they begin to advance.
"Eastern wolf, can you see it clearly?"
Luo Tian was afraid that the eastern wolf would not know the place, and it would be bad.
"Nonsense, who am I, canine!"
"Besides, I go to see her every year, so I can't be unaware."
"What, you only watch it once a year?"
Luo Tian is ready to fight!
Then the heavens turned on the speed of life and death.
At this time, a plane passed by, and in the cabin, a little child and his mother said, "Mom, there are fairies, Mom, there are fairies." ”
And also pointed out the window.
Mom didn't even look at it, "Yes, yes, yes, there are immortals, there are immortals, you have to study hard in the future, and you will see immortals in the future." ”
emmm, this can be related to learning, and it's also awesome.
As a result, this child will encounter "immortals" every time in his future studies, and he will get full marks in the exams every time...... That's an afterword.