Chapter 65: The Princess's Ass Is Made of Tofu
The coolest heroes only exist in fantasy, and they don't know how miserable it is to be a hero if they don't do it.
"It's impossible to be a hero, I won't be a hero in this life, it's impossible to be a hero again......"
I squeaked and grunted as I tried to follow the direction in which the princess had been abducted, climbing over walls and jumping off roofs like Assassin's Creed, and chasing them for a while before I could see their shadows, and I was worried about whether I could save the princess.
"You did a very neat and good job."
Kiyohime complimented me once, but it wasn't the compliment I wanted.
"Don't mention it, I'm still scared to death."
Qing Ji was very puzzled by my current mood and asked, "Since you are so scared, you could have just walked away, why did you risk to save people?" ”
"Do you need to talk about that? As a man, how can you see a beautiful teenage girl in danger and ignore it? ”
"Lower body instinct?"
This sword is usually always cold, but sometimes it can be intimidating when it speaks, or it doesn't have much common sense to communicate.
"I do this because of a man's mission, his responsibility, his obligation...... You don't understand it. ”
"I really don't understand."
With such nonsense, the tension of killing just now has been reduced a little.
Looking from afar, I finally saw their backs. The two men had fled to the outskirts of the town with the princess in their arms, and were running towards the mountains and forests on a wasteland. After all, they have one person with them, and they seem to be worse than me in terms of cultivation. By the time they heard the movement and looked back, I was less than seven or eight feet away from them. It was only then that they sped up in amazement and tried to flee, but I rushed over them with all my might, leaping in front of them and blocking the way with my sword.
I'm afraid, but I must pretend to be full: "Want to go?!" How can you escape from my grimace Lang Jun Yu Wen Proud Five Finger Mountain?! ”
Both looked at me in disbelief, and one of them asked, "How could you possibly catch up?" What about Lihuan-sama? ”
"Oh?"
I lifted the soft sword that was still stained with Lihuan's blood in front of them: "The person you are talking about, after I became serious, I couldn't even catch half a move, and I have already asked Hades to explain his crimes. ”
As soon as she said this, the princess was overjoyed, and the man who slapped her in the face was considered dead. And the two of them looked at me like monsters, and their hands holding their swords trembled, and they must have known that they were not my opponents.
Seeing that they were so afraid of me, I decided to pretend to be this to the end, and said coolly, "I'm tired of killing people, so you can leave that girl alone." ”
The two men looked at each other, and gradually let go of their grip on the princess, who sat down paralyzed on the ground. The two of them carefully stepped back together until they were sure I didn't want to sneak up on them, trying to get out of my sight as quickly as possible.
It was only when I saw that they had fled far away that I was relieved.
Qing Ji said lightly in my mind: "They are organized, and if you let the tiger return to the mountain, there will be endless troubles in the future." ”
"What can I do then, I can't do it, anyway, they don't know what I look like, it's okay."
I whispered a few words, flicking the blood off the soft sword so that it was soft and tied around my waist. When I looked at the green rose, she sat on the ground in shock, looking up at me all the time.
Saved her twice, and this time I had to send her back to the Shadow Falling Flower Palace.
I approached her, crouched down and asked, "You're not hurt, are you?" ”
“...... No, no. ”
The princess was sluggish, a little scared, but a little complicated looking at me, maybe my ghost mask scared her, but I couldn't have taken it off in front of her.
I asked, "Can you stand up?" ”
When she heard my question, she tried to stand up, but she saw that her legs were so weak that she couldn't do it.
In desperation, I turned my back to her and said, "Come on, I'll carry you." ”
But after a long time of not seeing her up, I couldn't help but look back curiously, but saw that her face was a little red and squirming. I immediately understood that she was a princess, and it was too indecent for me to carry her behind her back like that.
So I turned around again, put my hands around her thighs and back, and picked her up in a princess position. Green Rose was taken aback, subconsciously shrunk her neck and grabbed the clothes in front of my chest, and after reacting, she shouted to me with a little excited expression: "You, you, rude!" ”
When I saw that she was so embarrassed, I comforted, "Don't be afraid, I just want to send you back." ”
"Princess Ben didn't allow you, a pariah, to do such rude things to me! Being held like this by a pariah, such a disgraceful thing is absolutely not okay, let me down! As she spoke, she began to struggle, in stark contrast to her weakness just now.
I was a little puzzled in my heart, obviously I was hugged by the princess on this occasion, she should be blushing and heartbeat, and now the left sentence is a pariah and the right sentence is a pariah is really angry, and I have the heart to leave her here.
"Walk you!"
Throwing her to the ground, she screamed in fright, and she fell to the ground with a "poof". Look at the way you cover your buttocks and frown in pain, it seems that the fall hurts. She held back her tears and looked up at me, angrily shouting, "What are you doing all of a sudden! ”
"What you said, put you down, I listened to you well."
"You!"
"Me?"
I let out a shameless mockery at her, so angry that she sat on the ground and gritted her teeth, but she didn't dare to hit me.
Hmph, the princess is amazing, I'm still the prince of Shonan. After saving your life, you dare to be so arrogant in front of me, and if you don't give some color, you still think I'm a "pariah" citizen.
It seems that anger has become her source of motivation, and even if her legs are weak, she stubbornly climbs up. Before I had taken two steps, I was about to fall, so I immediately stepped over and picked her up again with the princess hug.
"You! Impudent pariahs! Put me down...... Be gentle and don't throw it! ”
She pounded my chest with her little fist, which was not itchy or painful, and I ignored it, and said unhappily, "Shut up, I don't have time to play with you." Later, if they bring someone back to settle accounts with me, I don't know if I can beat it, so I'll send you back right now. ”
"You actually told Princess Ben to shut up?!"
I just experienced a life and death crisis, and now I dare to play the princess's temper after being thrown by me once, this rose princess does have a bit of a character, a nasty character.
I ignored her shouts and fists, and quickly carried her in the direction of the town and ran with light skills. The movement made the green rose shut nervously, watching the scenery around her quickly backwards and clutching my clothes, for fear that I would suddenly run and throw her out.
Seeing that she was a little more settled, I took this opportunity to ask her about the doubts in my heart.
"Why do you always have to escape from the Shadow Falling Flower Palace? How dangerous it is outside, didn't you experience it last time, did you die so desperately to eat marshmallows? ”
The princess in her arms was stunned for a moment, and her temper softened suddenly, and her voice became smaller: "Sure enough, you saved me last time, and when I woke up and saw the bracelet on my body, I guessed that it should be you." ”
I said angrily: "Yes, it's me, and I don't know what kind of bad fate I have with you, but I actually ran into such an unlucky thing twice." ”
Green Rose was upset that I had told her that it was bad luck, and suddenly she shouted excitedly, "Let me go!" ”
I stopped and threw her on the ground.
"Wow!"
Green Rose fell again, lying on the ground in pain and grievance, and looked like she was about to cry, unable to stand up for a long time.
I had already carried her into the alley into the town, and in order to avoid running into those people just now, I also deliberately took a detour to enter Yuetan Town from another place. But it's too obvious to carry a girl into town like this, and I'd better put her down.
Green Rose stood strong, glared at me hatefully, and then leaned against the courtyard wall of a certain house and made her way to the town.
I followed, and at first I thought she wanted to walk back on her own, but something wasn't quite right.
"Where are you going?"
"You can go anywhere, I don't have to worry about you!"
Come on, listening to her tone, she definitely didn't plan to go back to the Tanying Falling Flower Palace, and she hadn't thought about her might be abducted again.
I suddenly felt that the level of trouble had risen by three stars, and while following her slowly, I persuaded: "Where can you go if you don't go back?" You are a pampered princess since childhood, you don't know anything, you don't know anything, you don't even know what money is, even if you are a beggar, you won't even be able to collect money, how can you live in the people? And if you suddenly disappear, Tanying Falling Flower Palace and your guards will be in trouble, can you not be so willful? ”
"I'm annoyed!"
She stopped and shouted back at me: "I know I don't know anything, but I am the Holy Maiden of Green Seedlings, no matter where I am, she will definitely bless me, and you came out in time to save me when I was in danger twice, all because the Night Mother is protecting me!" ”
According to the records of Zhongzhou Chronicles, the Night Mother is a god that the Green Miao people believe in, and in the legend of the Green Miao people, the Night Mother is a loving, the most holy, and the highest god, just like the Buddha of Buddhism, Lao Tzu of Taoism, and the God of Christianity. Legend has it that the Night Mother gave birth to a holy daughter in the mortal world, that is, Princess Green Miao, so Green Rose said that the Night Mother would bless her.
But this kind of ethereal thing doesn't mean anything to me as an atheist.
I slammed a fist into her forehead.
"Your mother didn't just ask me to save you, but also asked me to teach you a lesson, telling you not to be so willful."
Green Rose touched her sore head and angrily yelled at me, "Blasphemy against the Night Mother, I will sentence you to death!" ”
It's not that I can't understand that she has a lot of authority as Princess Green Miao, and she thinks that she has the blessing of the Night Mother, so she has no fear. However, I don't have a little gratitude for the benefactor who saved her twice, and I think it's necessary for me to teach her a lesson for the people of the Green Miao Country, and by the way, to relieve the pressure of killing people and still being nervous.
In her fearful gaze, I grinned and grabbed both of her hands, pinned her against the wall, and then slammed my free hand on her ass. With a loud "snap", the green rose cried out in pain. I slapped her ass a few more times, and each time she screamed in pain, and finally wept in pain, which seemed to be more miserable in my hands than in the hands of the gang just now.
Anyway, her ass is really soft, like tofu......
Although I'm not Lolicon.,I'm not interested in girls of this age.,But I can't help but take a few more strokes.。