Chapter Seventy-Eight: Let Go, I'm Going to Start Pretending!

No, we have to find a way to run away before that idiot comes. Ye Ru Pig's Edge began to pretend to be crazy and sell something, "I don't understand what you're talking about, is it the wrong person." If I don't let go, I'll call someone! ”

"You just turned into water, and our Star Guild only knows which toilet you stayed in, Ye is like a pig!" The little man raised his head and pointed at Ye Ruzhu and said. "Hold on tightly, the young master will be here soon."

And the big guy just snorted twice and didn't speak, it seems that the big guy is a brainless man who only listens to the little man's words.

"Have you lost your eyes, I'm not Ye Ru Pig, I'm Ye Ru Dog! This is not a god who is famous, how many people are imitating him. I'm the number one fan! Ye is like a pig boasting about himself in disguise with a clear conscience.

"Whether it's Ye like a pig or Ye like a dog, I won't let go of my sword circulation!" Behind Ye Ruzhu, an undead man dressed gorgeously and equipped with golden light came out of the teleportation array and said viciously.

Hearing that Jian Liu, the second ancestor, actually rushed over so quickly, and brought a lot of people with him. How much I hate myself, I haven't seen you for a while, and the equipment on my body has been updated a lot, and it seems that one of the parts still has orange.

"Hmph, sure enough, it's you, finally planted in my hands! It's so hard for me to find it, let me think about how to kill you! Jian Liu walked up to Ye Ruzhu's body and held his chin with his hand, feeling like he was too late to see each other.

At this time, Ye Ruzhu's limbs were held one by one, and the only thing that could move was his mouth. "Don't... Don't come here, your mouth stinks! ”

Jian Liu understood that Ye Ruzhu was scolding himself, but he was not angry, and waved his right hand. A strong man next to him stepped forward and punched Ye Ruzhu's abdomen.

"Hmm," the strength of this brute warrior is definitely not low, and this punch only feels like the five organs are displaced. And I actually deducted blood, this square belongs to the safe zone. Even if you don't open the protection, it's impossible to force it.

"What's going on?" Ye Ru pig spat out the blood that poured out of his belly.

"Haha, I can't think of it! Even if the king of heaven is here today, you will not be able to fly! Look at Lao Tzu if you don't blow up the things on your body today! Jian Liu said a little arrogantly.

"Could it be that you've already filled the Resurrection Stone in the square? Aren't you afraid to go to the prison a few times? Although Ye Ruzhu was a little panicked in his heart, he still pretended to be calm on the surface.

"What do you think? How is it enough to let you die once? If I don't kill you and go back to the novice village, I won't be the president of the stars! Jian Liu said fiercely, and waved his right hand again.

After the brute warrior received the order, the punching bag-sized fist hit Ye Ruzhu again!

"Young master, there is also the eldest lady! You're a vice president at best. The little brother on the side reminded him very uninterestingly.

"Get out, don't mention my sister!" Looking at Ye Ruzhu's painful expression, Jian Liu was in a good mood in an instant! "It doesn't hurt to tell you, now my sword stream is an official of the Silver Frost City City Defense Battalion, how much prestige has this been exchanged for. For today! ”

"Yes, yes, this is how much time our young master has spent and how many times he has helped his grandmother cross the road. They all crippled the seven grandmothers! The little brother slapped his ass vigorously.

"If you don't say a few words, you'll die!" Jian Liu slammed a fist at the head of the little brother who talked a lot.

"Haha, it turns out that I maliciously brushed up on reputation, it looks like I have to report it. However, I wonder what errand you have in the city defense camp? It shouldn't be a job of cleaning the toilet and washing the toilet. Ye Ruzhu is still unconvinced, as long as he is not dead, his mouth will not stop.

"Call me, I'm on duty today. Is it a fight or a brawl, Lao Tzu has the final say! Jianliu showed the sign of the patrol soldiers of the city defense battalion and beckoned his subordinates to continue the beating.

Several barbarian warriors and Terran warriors approached Ye Ruzhu with their fists in high gear.

"Wait, you'd better let me go! I'm going to start pretending! Ye Ruzhu saw that there was a team of city defense battalion patrol NPCs patrolling towards the square, and Ye Ruzhu began to raise his voice and shout.

"Wait!" Jian Liu beckoned his subordinates to stop, sneered and approached Ye Ruzhu, personally gave him a few hits, and hit him while returning the hand, "You're still pretending to be forced!" It's for me! Load! Yes! ”

Ye Ruzhu endured the pain, "Huh, I forgot to tell you, you are now arresting the VIP who is investigating the missing girl for the leader of the city defense battalion, Count Justler, and the Elf Academy, if there is any delay in the progress of the incident because of you, I am afraid that you can't afford it!" ”

"Yo, who are you scaring about, Lao Tzu hasn't heard of any disappearances in the city defense camp! Call Lao Tzu. Jianliu ordered.

"If you have the means, kill me before that patrol gets here! Otherwise, you won't be able to eat and walk around! Ye is like a pig, and his words are also sharp.

"Damn, it's too arrogant! Kill him! "The little brother who talks a lot is talking so pretentiously.

Dramatically, several thugs didn't pay attention to whether it was the master who spoke or whom, and when they heard that he was killed, they rushed in, as if they wanted to grab money.

Who said no, Jian Liu said that whoever caught Ye Ruzhu or who killed Ye Ruzhu was rewarded, so he said for the money, and they all wanted a piece of the pie.

"Don't worry, don't worry, come one by one!" Ye Ru pig instead smiled and beckoned these thugs to pay attention to order.

"Fuck off, did I say let you move!" Jian Liu was a little annoyed, these subordinates were all hens who didn't lay eggs, patronizing.

"What are you doing? One by one, there is no king's law! At this moment, the patrol finally came slowly.

NPCs are not as easy to fool as players, and when they saw a bunch of people gathered around the square, they immediately stepped forward to check the situation.

"Yo, it's Captain Simba! You've done a great job. "Jianliu is a son of a businessman and knows what it means to be flexible. Seeing the real patrol soldier coming, he immediately stepped forward to block his sight, and used golden coins to divert the attention of this team, "It's okay, I'm also on duty today, just now when I was patrolling with my team, I saw this person gathering to make trouble, picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and he was being caught by us for education." ”

Ye Ruzhu also saw that the leader was the soldier who had taken Ye Ruzhu to see Khatler before, so he called out loudly, "I am invited by Count Jartl to investigate the missing girl, and the Count is waiting for me!" ”

"It's nothing, it's just a madman!" Seeing that the leader was attracted by Ye Ruzhu again, Jian Liu was blocked again, and his younger brother even stood up as a human wall.

Others may not know that Earl Jartlor is investigating this, but the veterans of the city defense battalion do. Hearing the familiar voice, the leading captain Simba was even more suspicious when he saw that Jianliu was deliberately concealing it. He returned the gold coins in his hand and shouted, "Get out of the way!" ”

The words of the NPC soldiers, Jian Liu didn't dare not listen, so he had to give way. He's not stupid enough to get in the way, and it's no joke to go to jail.

The soldier who was sure to be familiar and had bribed was overjoyed, and shouted in a pretending manner, "Don't let me go yet." Waiting to eat thunder penalty is not. ”

"Hi Warrior. The Earl of Jartlor is looking for you, and I heard that there is a new development in the case? Simba was an acquaintance at first sight, and it was the Leader who asked the squadrons to find and bring them back to the city defense camp.

"Yes, but this group of people said that I was a shameless person who destroyed society. I heard that they would strip me naked and show me in the street. "Seeing that the savior has arrived, it's time to pretend to be pitiful.

"What!" Captain Simba was a little angry.

Without waiting for Captain Simba to continue speaking, Ye Ruzhu continued to speak first, "I said that I was a guest of honor appointed by Earl Cateler, but they still didn't listen, and even attacked me with bad words, scolding me for being a bluff and a shameless villain. Even, even ......"

Halfway through the words, Ye Ruzhu continued to pretend to be weak, with a crying voice, and said in a choked voice, "Even Count Justler dare to say bad things about them!" I tried my best to stop them from saying something rebellious, but they just wouldn't listen. And hit me! You see, I've been hit in the stomach several times. Captain Simba, you don't know how they scolded Earl Jartl, that is so ugly that I am angry when I hear it. ”

Captain Simba listened to the string of performances of Ye Ru Pig, his expression became more and more ugly, he glared at Jian Liu very angrily, and taught in a voice close to roaring, "Hmph, look what you have done!" Let's not talk about the kidnapping of VIPs, even the noble Earl dares to despise them! I don't want to do it anymore! Do you want to mix it up! What bad things have you said? Tell me! ”

Jian Liu was innocent and wanted to die, and shook his hand with a sad face, "I... I, Captain, I didn't say it! I just want to teach this arrogant kid a good lesson. I didn't even know Earl Jartre was our boss! ”

"Yo, now I'm starting to learn to pretend to be stupid, why was I so arrogant when I scolded Lord Earl just now!" The play is almost done, just add oil and vinegar.

Ye Ruzhu broke free of the muscular man's wrist, swaggered up to Captain Simba, and leaned into his ear, "Captain Simba, this person is so bad, he is simply a bed bug in Silver Frost City, scum." He just cursed Earl Jartlor for having no asshole when he gave birth to a child, or did he say that the Earl was a pseudo-girl of inappropriate size, and what was even more odious was that the Earl's place was an embroidery needle in the grass, and he couldn't find it when he peed. There was no one in his eyes who said that not only the city defense battalion, but even the Silver Frost City would be his sooner or later. You say it's hateful, it's not hateful! ”

Seeing Ye Ruzhu, who was climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix, muttered in the captain's ear for a long time, he must have been saying bad things about himself out of nothing, and scolded angrily, "Ye Ruzhu, don't know what to do, conspiracy villain." Don't pull NPCs as cushions between us. You bitch, you kind of heads-up! I didn't say anything, don't slander me! ”

Before the words fell, the sky instantly darkened, and a heavenly thunder slashed at Jian Liu's body between words!