22. Deadpool. Iron Hand Challenge (Part II)
"Aha!"
Deadpool rides on a galloping camel, and he carries a purple, massive sarcophagus.
In Mustafa's run.
He looked back, and the robot chasing him in the wind and sand behind him was gone.
"Musfata, you're awesome!"
Deadpool patted the camel in front of him, and he said proudly:
"It's true that I'll give you my favorite burrito, look at you, you're the king of camels... There are definitely a lot of she-camels who will like you! I swear! ”
The camel under his crotch barks a few times, as if in response to Deadpool.
Zatanna's camel was different, and the speed of the guy running in the desert was almost as fast as a gust of wind.
"Hah, you're glad you got rid of that crazy woman, right?"
Deadpool laughed in the wind and sand, and he said to the camel under his crotch:
"Run, run, I'll give you freedom when you get out of this desert, and I'll give you another burrito feast, and I'm going to get rich!" Hahaha... Ahh This damn wind and sand, into the eyes, hurts! It hurts! ”
Ten minutes later, Mustafa rushed out of the desert with Deadpool in his arms.
At the edge of the desert, Deadpool throws all the burritos in his backpack to the camels.
As promised, the camel was untied from the reins.
That's the magic reins.
The moment the reins were unreinned, Mustafa hissed and disappeared in front of Deadpool's eyes like a puff of smoke.
"Wow!"
Deadpool covered his face exaggeratedly, and he screamed:
"Magic! Magical magic! ”
He jumped on the spot a few times, then picked up the burrito from the ground, uncovered the mask, and stuffed it into his mouth.
He chewed as he looked back at the purple sarcophagus behind him.
Deadpool's eyes blinked.
A genius thought appeared in his uncontrolled mind.
In fact...
From the time he first received this commission, he had been curious.
What do the princesses of the monsters really look like?
The poor young lady has been buried in the desert for thousands of years, and has probably become a shriveled mummy...
That must be disgusting.
But Deadpool just can't control his curiosity.
He looked left and right, chewing on the burrito as he reached out and touched the sarcophagus.
"Just take a look..."
Deadpool said to himself:
"Just one look, Your Highness Princess, let me see..."
Little by little, he pushed open the sarcophagus.
Purple light...
The flowing light, shining from the sarcophagus, covered Deadpool's eyes.
It's like the most beautiful gem.
"Oh, baby..."
Deadpool made a dreamy sound.
It's like meeting the most beautiful girl in the world.
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"Before human civilization really rose, the world was ruled by supernatural forces."
Amid the galloping noise, Dupend drove the car as she listened to Lady Zatana, who sat in the back seat, teach him about the history of magic.
He thought it was interesting, much more interesting than reading the magazines.
The murmur also found it interesting, and it didn't speak.
Well, maybe that's because a few days ago, Zatana threw away its speaker and beat it with magic.
"In the first century AD, after the signing of the Treaty of Nightkin Treaty, the human civilization of this world can be regarded as truly independent."
"Since then, humans have dominated the day, and the world under the darkness has been controlled by the aliens."
Zatanna leaned back in her seat, flipped through a tome in her hand, and whispered:
"But humans are not satisfied with occupying only half of this world, the Holy See, witchers, wizards, etc., they are constantly compressing the alien world, but the aliens are at the mercy of a battle."
"Until the collapse of the Demon Dynasty... The Lord of the Night, the Demon Emperor Xia Kela, died in a conspiracy of betrayal, and the alien world was completely turned upside down. ”
"Confusion, war, the aliens lost their unity, and when humanity attacked them, they themselves were killing each other, and then humanity was victorious."
"At the end of the Middle Ages, the war, which had lasted for nearly a thousand years, was essentially over."
"Humanity has completely won control of this world, but the aliens have not been eliminated, they are still active, coveting this world in the dark."
"Of course, that's not what we're going to talk about today."
Zatana looked out the window and whispered:
"I found something interesting in the mausoleum... About the monster princess who has been sealed by her father for more than a thousand years, His Royal Highness Xia Kela. ”
"We're going to have to pick up the pace, Dupponde."
Zatanna Says:
"If Deadpool opens the sarcophagus, then according to the mural, he's in danger... Maybe we'll have to collect his body if we rush over. ”
"Won't it?"
Duppon stepped on the accelerator and said:
"When I was at S.H.I.E.L.D., I read about Mr. Deadpool, who is one of the strongest self-healing mutants in the world, and he is theoretically impossible to kill."
"Yes! Indeed, he cannot be killed except with some special weapons. ”
Zatanna sighed, and she said:
"But the problem is that in the face of an insatiable, life-force-feeding monster that has just been released from the seal, the longer Wade persists, the more pain he can get."
"There are always some monsters in this world that cannot be judged by common sense."
"Okay."
Du Pengde also showed a worried expression on his face, he drove the car, and after a few seconds, he asked with some hindsight:
"By the way, Lady Zatanna, are you here for that princess Chartala?"
"Nope."
Zatanna was surprised and said:
"Why do you think I'm here for her? Deadpool was an idiot, he thought I was here to steal his mission, but it wasn't..."
Miss Magician shook her head, and she said:
"What I want is not in conflict with what he wants."
After ten minutes of galloping, the noisy car stopped outside a motel on the edge of the desert.
Led by Zatana, the bold Dupend jumped up the stairs and stopped in a room that was nothing special.
At the signal of Zatanna's eyes, Du Pengde took a deep breath and kicked the door in front of him.
"Bang"
The door opened inward, and Du Pende grabbed a pistol and jumped in.
But to his surprise, there were no monsters in the room.
Before Dubander's eyes, the bed was in disarray, and in the tangled quilt, Deadpool was lying there, naked, as if he had been squeezed dry.
Seeing Du Pengde appear, Deadpool raised his head with difficulty and said to Du Pengde:
"Help... Help me..."
And next to the bed, in front of that dressing table.
A fiery woman, dressed in a weird, silk-like jumpsuit, and waist-length hair, was sitting there.
She was combing her hair.
On the ground next to it, there were a few cloaks, underwear, and the like.
Needless to say, Duppon understands what has just happened in this room.
Wow...
Deadpool...
What a lucky guy.
"Yo, an ordinary person?"
The lady sitting at the dresser turned her head, and Du Pend saw that she had eyes like the eyes of a beast, and around them there were purple moon arcs.
On her forehead, she wore a headdress strung with three gold coins, on which were the runes of open eyes.
She was dressed extremely boldly.
The upper body is almost naked, with only black lace on the chest, which is covered like underwear, while the slender arms are covered with long-sleeved gloves with purple and black accents.
There are decorations with bracelets and flying wings.
On the white neck, there is also a golden necklace.
Seriously...
This woman.
It's just a goblin.
The moment he saw her, Du Pengde's gaze became foggy, as if he had fallen into some strange temptation.
"Ahem, ahem"
Zatanna's soft cough sounded behind Dupende, waking the tempted taxi driver like thunder, who immediately raised his gun and aimed it at the lady in purple again.
But he didn't look too far away and didn't dare to look at her again.
I'm afraid I'll fall into that kind of confusion again.
"In addition to ordinary people, there is also a witch."
Zatanna walked into the room, and she glanced at Wade, a weak, skinny Deadpool Wade lying on the bed, and then at the purple lady who had risen from her chair.
She said:
"Hello, His Highness Xia Kela... Looks like you've just finished a 'feeding'? ”
"Yes, witch."
The monster princess stood there crossed.
This woman's casual movements are full of amorous feelings, and she is simply the substantive embodiment of temptation.
She held up her fingers, put them in front of her eyes, and while playing with her nails, she said to Zatanna:
"After a thousand years of slumber, I gave the first man I saw a kiss in return... Anyone can pay for a kiss, but this bizarre new world is amazing. ”
Princess Charcole looked at Deadpool lying on the bed, and she sent a flying kiss to Deadpool.
The next moment, Deadpool let out a frightened and weakened scream.
"Nope! No! Don't get hard, please! ”
"I can't stand it!"
"He's an immortal warrior."
Her Royal Highness let out a series of playful laughs, and she said to Zatana:
"His life force is never exhausted, and I am extremely satisfied after being hungry for thousands of years... It also gave me, a weak woman, enough power to protect herself. ”
"I've heard about the Demon Dynasty from my warriors, too, and I'm glad to hear that my father's courtiers haven't forgotten me... I want to return to my people. ”
"I'm going to fulfill the mission of the Xia Ke La family, and no one can stop me anymore."
She stared at Zatana as a pair of white, spiraling demonic horns appeared on her forehead, and a pair of smaller horns swelled out of her sideburns.
The strange energy turned into purple smoke swirling around her body, and she said in a dangerous voice:
"Are you here to capture me? Witch, you should have come a little earlier. ”
"Nope."
Zatanna shook her head, her gaze resting on the open sarcophagus at the edge of the room, and she said:
"I'm here to get this."
Zatanna waved her finger, and the purple sarcophagus slowly closed.
She shook her hand at Du Pend, who immediately lifted the seemingly heavy, but in fact light, sarcophagus and left the rotten room.
Miss Magician took a step back, and she said to Princess Charcola, who was full of surprise in front of her:
"I won't bother you and your warriors to continue 'playing', Your Highness Princess."
Glancing at Deadpool, whose face was full of despair, she chuckled and said:
"This warrior will also be responsible for sending you back to Brimstone Harbor..."
"Goodbye, Your Highness."
"No!"
Deadpool crawled the bed, he slammed to the ground, he reached out to Zatanna, he screamed:
"Take me with you, please!"
"I don't want Merlin's money, take me out of here!"
"Help me! Please! Don't leave me alone! ”
Deadpool's screams looked so pitiful, so helpless.
But Zatanna didn't care at all.
She crouched down, looked at Deadpool's hooded face, and said to a desperate Deadpool:
"Aren't you full of energy? Wade, haven't you always longed for a passionate and perfect girl to fill your empty heart? ”
"Now that you have it, enjoy."
"Hahaha"
With a series of vengeful laughs, Zatanna opened the door and left the hotel.
When leaving, she didn't forget to close the door to prevent others from disturbing Deadpool's "sexual happiness" life.
In the tomb of the Demon Dynasty, Zatanna saw the frescoes.
She knew that Princess Xia Ke La was a succubus.
It's not ordinary, a succubus like Mandy.
She is a real high-level succubus, known as the "Immortal Queen", in short, she is not the same thing as a succubus on Earth.
She's been sealed for a thousand years, and she's definitely hungry, hungry and thirsty...
Deadpool has taken it now.
I hope he can make it through and not die of exhaustion.
"Don't come here!"
In the room, Deadpool struggles on the ground, while Princess Charla, with her hair ruffled, knelt seductively on the ground, licking her purple lips like a female beast that has caught her prey.
She approached the panicked Deadpool, and she reached out to flick something as stiff.
She whispered:
"Why reject me? Warrior... You crave that pleasure too, don't you? ”
"Ahh
Deadpool screamed in fear.
He looked at the woman in front of him, whether it was her figure, or face, temperament, or skills, she was full marks, and he had never been so afraid of the embrace of such a perfect beauty.
But here's the problem...
It's not a pleasant experience.
His ability to heal himself allows him to regain his energy quickly after being drained, like a perpetual motion machine, but even then, he is exhausted in a short period of time.
He was starting to get scared.
Seeing that Xia Kela was about to attack again, Deadpool gritted his teeth and took off his hood.
He now only hoped that his ugly earth-shattering face would dispel the endless longing of the princess in front of him.
Xia Kela seemed to be really frightened.
She looked at Deadpool's pitted face, and a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes.
"Survived..."
The thought welled up in Deadpool's mind.
He was extremely glad to have an ugly face.
But the next moment, the succubus princess's plump, purple lips were imprinted on Deadpool's lips, and as the vitality was drained like a fountain, he suddenly heard the seductive chuckle of Xia Kela.
"You're so ugly..."
"I'm getting more and more fond of you, Warrior."
"This time, hold on a little longer, okay?"