Chapter 50: I Want the Divine Envoy to Explode the Head

"Smack"

Luo Tian trotted all the way, and finally there was an unforeseen situation, he had a disaster, entered the gravity domain and fell a dog gnawing mud, if it wasn't for becoming a zombie to strengthen his physical attributes, this fall would be impossible to solve without two front teeth.

Luo Tian cursed "good morning class", then quickly stood up and continued to bounce forward.

A total of nine sentences of English were spoken along the way.

Returning to the place agreed with Ji Yan, Luo Tian took out the elixir that the big guy had given him from the ring and fed it to the female girl.

Originally, Luo Tian wanted to give his first kiss, but Ji Yan had to say that it was enough to pry his mouth open, alas, in this way, Luo Tian's eighteen martial arts were useless.

It's really fortunate that it's even good, and the song is a song.

"Tears are worthless, no one picks them up when they fall......" ended up with two tears.

"Luo Tian, why are you crying?"

After Ji Yan finished feeding the female lu, she looked at Luo Tian on the side and asked curiously.

Luo Tian didn't want to talk to him, he hated it most when people asked knowingly.

"It's nothing, I cried when I was so happy, I cried with joy. How's the Female Fish?"

"I've checked it, and all my injuries are healed after taking the pill, and it's no problem to hit ten of them at a time."

"Then why haven't you woken up yet?"

"Ahem."

Yes, it's another routine, and you have to hear why you haven't woken up yet.

Art comes from life, and it is true.

"How's it going, Ah! You know what, I'm ...... for you these days."

It's not good to report it......

"Brother Qian, are you okay, I'm worried about you, do you know how I've been here all these years......"

Ji Yan and Dongfang Wolf consciously withdrew and left behind good morning class.

As for the two people in the room......

"Ah Lu, for so many years, I have a sentence that I have always wanted to say to you."

"Boss, wake up, hey! Wake up! ”

Suddenly, the female lu disappeared, and Luo Tian hurriedly shouted, "Ah Lu, Ah Lu, don't leave me, don't leave me!" ”

"Smack!"

With a loud slap, Luo Tian opened his eyes and saw that the first thing that caught his eye was the appearance of the Yellow Emperor, and he could also feel a strong air flow coming out of his nostrils.

Luo Tian's brain is buzzing, is it true that Lao Tzu has crossed again, no, I haven't gone to that forest yet.

"Oracle, what did you tell me, didn't you say that you don't have any bad ideas for Ah Lu? Why did you keep talking to her when you were talking in your sleep! You say, you say! ”

The Yellow Emperor grabbed Luo Tian's shoulders and shook violently, this shaking Luo Tian's whole person was awake, could it be that he was all dreaming before?

This is a voice in my ear: "Nanke Huangliang has finally woken up from his dream, cherish the future, Luo Tian!" ”

"Who, who are you, who is talking!"

Luo Tian just broke free from the clutches of the Yellow Emperor and was about to find the person who spoke, but before he could get up, he was grabbed by the Yellow Emperor, "Hugh has to change the topic, if you don't explain things clearly today, I will kill you turtle grandson!" ”

"Didn't you hear a voice?"

"I'll tell you not to change the subject, you take my words as wind in your ears, right?" The Yellow Emperor was ready to fight.

"Wait!"

Luo Tian raised his hand to stop it, and his voice was sonorous and powerful, shocking everyone for a while.

"What the hell is going on, how can I be in the camp, didn't I go out hunting?"

When he said this, everyone also felt strange, and even the Yellow Emperor temporarily put down the matter of Ah Lu.

"Don't you remember? You didn't come back all night last night, and we were afraid that something might happen to you, so we went to look for it early in the morning, and when we found you, you were lying outside the forest. We don't know anything else. ”

Soldier A 1510 said.

Luo Tian still didn't believe that it was a dream, it was too real, and it wasn't like he hadn't dreamed before, but he didn't have that real feeling when he started again.

"Hit me!"

?

Luo Tianzhen was so shocking that he couldn't stop talking, and let people beat him well.

"Divine messenger, you're okay, don't pretend to be crazy even if you can't find an excuse, I'll just scold you for being angry, don't be like this, I'm afraid."

Seeing whether it was or not, the Yellow Emperor said that he was a little panicked.

"No, I want to verify if I'm in a dream!"

"Divine envoy, don't be joking, this joke is not funny at all, although I don't promise you to be with Ah Lu, but you can't do it either, I'll introduce the woman to you when I go back after this battle."

"Soldier A, hit me!"

"Oracle, that's not good!"

"Hit me, hit me with the best move in your life!"

Before the words fell, the fist had already reached Luo Tian's chest.

I didn't expect you to be such a soldier armor!

"Poof!"

A mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"Hiss~hiss......" Luo Tian rubbed his chest, and this punch made his forehead sweat, and his hands and feet were cold.

"Divine envoy, you said that you want me to hit you with the most powerful move in my life, don't blame me."

"I don't blame you, I don't blame you!"

Luo Tian had already written down three words in the small notebook - Soldier A.

Such a real person naturally has to be taken care of, and Soldier A's punch made Luo Tian believe that what happened before was really a dream from yesterday.

"Guys, go out first, I want to be quiet."

When the Yellow Emperor heard that he wanted to be quiet, he immediately smiled, "Divine envoy, rest well." ”

If you want to be quiet, who is Jingjing, whatever! As long as you don't want to be a Lu.

Luo Tian sat on the stone bed and sorted out the whole thing, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was a big hand controlling him in the dark.

The left hand habitually touched the ring of the right hand, huh?

Luo Tian looked at the ring on his right hand with a shocked expression, the ring is still there!

The divine sense penetrated into it, and there was only one token inside, which was the one that Gu ignored before.

"There is no burning world!"

As he spoke, the blue fire instantly filled his body, this loser, can't he take off his clothes and try again!

Luo Tian looked at himself, and there was a golden pill in the dantian, swallowing aura.

Things are getting more and more confusing, it was definitely not a dream before, everything is real.

But why did he suddenly return to the era of the Yellow Emperor?

What is the intention of the manipulators behind this?

"Cherish the future, cherish the future......"

Who was the person who spoke, and whether he had arranged this encounter.

Luo Tian felt that his brain was about to explode, this question was out of line! It's so hard!

Luo Tian rushed out of the door, picked up a stone in the surprised eyes of everyone, and threw it into the sky.

"I'm Gan!"

"Click......

The sky was clear and cloudless, and a bolt of lightning suddenly appeared.

"Look at it, I haven't seen it struck by lightning!"

Luo Tian ignored the worldly eyes and slammed the door.

"The divine envoy is worthy of being a divine envoy, he is still alive and well after being struck by thunder, and he is so emotional when he even scolds people, he is really a god and a man."

Everyone turned their heads to each other, and their admiration for the divine envoy was like a surging river, and it was like the Yellow River flooding out of control!

"Did you say that the oracle did something bad, and this was struck by lightning."

As soon as these words came out, he was immediately beaten, and scolded while beating, "You know a corpse ratio, how can a divine envoy do bad things, this is the way of communication between divine envoys and God." ”

…… It's a special way of communicating, and there's something about the brain circuit of the person who said it.

At this time, Luo Tian, the exploding head in the house, lay on the bed and left aggrieved tears.

I knew that it was not good to be so handsome, and God was jealous of me, woo woo.

"Look, the oracle has communicated with God again."

Everyone stopped beating and watched the tent turn to ashes under the thunder, and they couldn't help but say in unison.

As he spoke, he clapped his hands.

"You see, the exploding head of the oracle is so sexy, I want it too!"

"Corpse ratio, is the face of the divine messenger sexy? Dark skin, snow-white teeth, the two complement each other. ”

"Head Sexy!"

"Face sexy!"

……

The crowd was in a mess, and they were willing to give their lives for their beliefs!

"Fate, I know you did it, you wait! My life is up to me! ”

Luo Tian suddenly roared towards the sky.

"欻欻~"

"Run, the oracle and God are quarreling!"

Luo Tian's words seemed to have touched the taboo, and Lei Hai surrounded him.

The people around him ran away, for fear that they would be affected, of course, the world is so big, there are always one or two who are not very good brains, and there is a Han Han who looks at the lightning with a longing face, as if he has seen his sexy explosive head.

For this kind of person, God naturally won't give you any face, and if you want Lao Tzu to give you a haircut, you are not qualified enough!