Chapter 36 Able to bend and stretch Xiao Yu (ask for recommendation votes)

"Hiss~"

Su Xiaoyu was smashed to pieces, he felt that he was spinning all around, and he grinned in pain, how could this strength be so much greater than before, oops, my old waist.

Seeing Su Xiaoyu being thrown on the ground, grinning in pain, Su Zhixin crossed her thin waist, lifted her small mouth slightly, and bit her pink lip.

"Well deserved."

A minute passed, Su Xiaoyu hadn't stood up from the ground, but his face was extremely red, as if he had been hit hard, and Su Zhixin kicked Su Xiaoyu's thigh.

"What do you want to do?"

Su Zhixin looked at Su Xiaoyu with wary eyes.

Su Xiaoyu covered his waist and opened his mouth with a painful face, and when he spoke, he did not forget to slow down his tone and create the image of a heavy hitter.

"Like...... It's like the bones are cracked. ”

Su Zhixin pondered slightly, after waking up from the coma just now, she could clearly feel that her strength seemed to have increased a lot.

As for how much strength he has gained, he didn't pay attention, "His bones can't really be broken by me, right?" It doesn't seem to be pretending. Su Zhixin showed a trace of worry in her heart and put the milk on the table.

"Pull me up." Su Xiaoyu covered his old waist with his left hand, stretched out his right hand, and when he spoke in a difficult tone, he showed pain.

Su Zhixin bent down and stretched out her little hand, about to pull Su Xiaoyu's hand.

Su Xiaoyu suddenly jumped up, snatched the leftover milk from Su Zhixin's table without saying a word, and drank it, where was the injured look just now.

"Suffocate me." Su Xiaoyu breathed the air vigorously.

In order to be able to make Su Zhixin fooled, he had been holding his breath just now, and only then did he have the appearance that his face was extremely red just now, as if he was injured.

"Hahaha, Su Zhixin, why are you so easily deceived."

As soon as the words fell, Su Xiaoyu drank all the leftover milk from Shu Su Zhixin.

Seeing that Su Xiaoyu was put in a position, Su Zhixin's small hand clenched into fists and opened her mouth angrily.

"Su Xiaoyu, you are not disgusting, you specialize in robbing others of what they have eaten to eat, and robbing others of things to drink."

"You don't care, Wei! Bear! Towel! Su Xiaoyu shouted out Su Zhixin's nickname, and tried frantically on the verge of death.

"You... You're going to die tonight. "What Su Zhixin hates the most is that Su Xiaoyu calls her nickname.

The origin of Su Zhixin's nickname can be traced back to when Su Zhixin was in kindergarten.

Su Xiaoyu, who was also young at the time and was one year older than Su Zhixin, didn't know where to understand the sanitary napkin.

He deliberately told Su Zhixin that sanitary napkins are one of the cleanest and purest things in the world, and your nickname will be called sanitary napkins in the future.

Su Zhixin, who didn't know what a sanitary napkin was at that time, was very happy and thought that the nickname sanitary napkin was very cute.

So Su Zhixin met people and said that her nickname was sanitary napkin......

But as she got older, Su Zhixin gradually understood......

"You have the ability to chase me, sanitary napkins, paper towels, red scarves."

Su Xiaoyu's yin and yang strange openings constantly angered Su Zhixin.

Su Zhixin's face was flushed, she was so angry that she smoked, her chest rose and fell, and she chased after her angrily.

"If you have the ability, don't run!!"

The two of them were in the living room, chasing each other, so lively.

"If I catch up with you, I'll die."

"I'll talk about it when you catch it, sanitary napkins."

"Look at my Turtle Wave Qigong." Su Xiaoyu grabbed a pillow on the sofa and threw it towards Su Zhixin's head.

Su Zhixin didn't notice it for a while, and when she was hit by the soft pillow, the hairpin on her head that held her hair fell off, and the whole person was scattered.

"Ahh Su Zhixin was like a little tigress, and when she shouted at Su Xiaoyu angrily, she chased after her again.

Su Xiaoyu is really like a monkey, jumping around in the living room, sometimes jumping on the sofa, sometimes getting into the room, and rushing out of the room.

For a while, Su Zhixin was so angry that she stomped her feet, not knowing what to do with Su Xiaoyu.

At this moment, Su Xiaoyu, who was playing crazy, took out a lipstick in the master bedroom, and when he wrung out the lipstick, he threw it out as a dart.

"Look at my Central Plains with a little red dart."

The lipstick cuts a parabola through the room, and when it hits the floor, it breaks in half......

Su Zhixin saw that the lipstick was broken in half, and suddenly stopped chasing Su Xiaoyu, but stopped and opened her mouth gloatingly.

"You're miserable, Su Xiaoyu! This is the lipstick that my mother bought with a foreign friend, and you broke it!! ”

Hearing this, Su Xiaoyu's hand holding the pillow suddenly stiffened, and his heart suddenly became half cold.

"Play Dafa ......"

When Su Xiaoyu was young, in order to play with cutting vegetables, he once took out all of Su's mother's lipsticks and cut them as turnips.

At this moment, Su Xiaoyu, who broke off all the lipstick, picked up a pencil sharpener, and cut the lipstick as a radish, and had a good time, Su Xiaoyu's mother came back......

At that time, the entire community heard Su Xiaoyu's screams......

This incident has left Su Xiaoyu with a shadow so far, and Su Zhixin seized this childhood shadow of Su Xiaoyu and sighed.

"It seems that I don't need to clean you up, when my mother comes back, she will naturally clean you up."

Thinking of the incident in his childhood, Su Xiaoyu's heart was cold, and his feet were a little weak.

"My good sister, save me!!" Su Xiaoyu suddenly knelt down on the bed, his attitude changed 180 degrees, and his desire to survive was extremely strong.

Now the only one who can save me is Su Zhixin, from childhood to adulthood, every time Su Xiaoyu makes a mistake, as long as there is Su Zhixin who is loved by thousands of people, his parents and teachers can always open up to him.

Su Xiaoyu beat his chest with both hands in his heart, why was he so crippled, and even threw away lipstick, he really regretted not being at the beginning.

"Who are sanitary napkins?" Su Zhixin put her hands in front of her chest, raised her small mouth, and opened her mouth angrily.

"Me."

"Who is the cutest sister in the world?"

"You."

"Who is the stupidest brother in the world?"

"Me."

Su Xiaoyu said dejectedly as if he had lost a battle.

"Oops, my shoulders are a little sore." Su Zhixin sat on the stool and gently rubbed her shoulders with her little hands.

"That sore shoulder?" Su Xiaoyu suddenly jumped off the bed, like a little follower, extremely enthusiastic.

"It's all sour."

Five minutes later......

"How's that, how's it going, aren't your shoulders sore?" Su Xiaoyu blinked his eyes and spoke.

"Huh? I don't think I forgot to wash my clothes. Su Zhixin suddenly remembered something.

"No problem, I'll just throw my clothes in the washing machine."

"The washing machine is not clean, and my clothes have to be washed by hand."

Su Xiaoyu took a deep breath, and told himself in his heart that the eldest husband should be able to bend and stretch, he shook his head violently, and then spoke.

"Good! I'm going to wash it!! ”

However, just when Su Xiaoyu was about to go to do the laundry, there was a dingdong and the doorbell rang.

"Xiao Yu, Zhixin, I forgot to bring the key, you guys open the door quickly."

Mom is back from shopping!!