Chapter XXVII: Inspection of Private Property
"Then what's nextβBento Check!"
"Does anyone here make their own bento? Please raise your hand if you do it yourself. Hamaguchi looked around, and there were many people who raised their hands, and even Hoshimi raised his hands shamelessly.
"Yikes! Xing saw that you are obviously instant noodles, why did you raise your hand? You're messing around. Hamaguchi pointed at her, and the members sitting around looked puzzled, and Ikuda pulled Hoshimi's raised hand down.
"But I made it myself, so I just made food from the ingredients and put it in the lunch box. My instant noodles can't be eaten directly if I don't use my hands, it's just an ingredient. In order to save face, Hoshimi could only explain herself, but it was a pity that the rising skin ruthlessly revealed the fact that she lacked confidence.
"You guy, you're really serious nonsense." Hamaguchi walked up to Asuka Saito, looked down at her cute bento, pointed to the egg inside and asked, "Did you make it yourself?" This egg roast looks so messy. β
"This is Burmese Okayaki, do you want to try it?" Asuka Saito picked up a piece of oyaki and handed it to Hamaguchi's mouth.
"It's delicious. Did Eto's bento also make it himself? It looks completely miserable. As he spoke, he walked up behind Eto, chewing on the food Asuka had delivered.
Hamaguchi, who was complaining about Eto's bento, saw Hoshimi gloating on the side, and turned his head to her who was sitting next to Eto and shouted at her, "You guy is not qualified to laugh at others, at least others did it themselves." β
"I'm a good cook, but I didn't do it today because of an accident." Hoshimi protested dissatisfied.
"You're completely covering up."
"Shouldn't we be paying attention to Eto's bento? This is completely forbidden fifteen! Take a picture! Hoshimi knew that his explanation had pale and weak, and motioned for the photographer to snap a picture of Edo, who was embarrassed by his mistake.
"It really is! It's a complete tragedy, like a murder scene. Hamaguchi took a closer look at Eto's omelet rice and couldn't help but complain.
"Whew." Hoshimi exhaled silently, silently removed his instant noodles from the screen, and hid them behind everyone's tableware.
"Next! A big check of private belongings! Hoshimi in the middle comes first, and he takes a look at what to check in the box. β
"This is? What to bring? Hoshimi took out the ball and looked at the camera with a puzzled expression.
"Then get the bag out."
Hamaguchi took Hoshimi's backpack, unzipped it and rummaged through it, "It's neat, it doesn't look like an instant noodle idol's bag at all." He opened his pocket and motioned for the photographer to photograph the inside of the backpack.
"It's all a misunderstanding."
"Eh, there are two cans of Coke." Hamaguchi took out the cola and held it in his hand.
"Well, Hamaguchi-san and Arino-san should be thirsty for so long," Hoshimi took a Coke from Hamaguchi's hand with his right hand, and his index finger clasped and changed it to the top.
"Ahh Drinking Coke every day is delicious and happy. β
"Wow, opened with one hand?"
"Hmm", Hoshimi echoed and pulled open another jar in the same way and handed it to Hamaguchi.
"It seems that she often drinks soda, and her skills are very skillful, she deserves to be an instant noodle idol, and she is usually a complete otaku, right?"
"Huh? No, no, it's just an accident, because the convenience store bought Coke at a full discount, not because I like it, and I usually live a healthy life. Realizing that he was labeled as an otaku girl, Hoshimi only felt inexplicably funny.
"Really?" With a look of disbelief, Hamaguchi handed the can to Hoshimi and continued to open the bag and look inside.
"Apples?"
"Well, I'll just say I'm eating healthy. I haven't eaten this apple yet, I still have one on the table, so you two don't mind and take it. β
"Isn't there only one left? So is this apple going to be given to me or is it unrestricted? Hamaguchi raised an eyebrow, and Arino took advantage of the situation to focus on Hoshimi's answer.
Hoshimi tilted his head, stunned for a second and put the can on the sofa cushion, did not speak, just took the apple, held the apple tightly with his left hand, pressed his thumb on the depression of the apple stalk, and the palm of his right hand faced the other side of the apple in the opposite direction, tucked his abdomen and lowered his head to concentrate his strength on both hands, trying to increase the friction.
"It's not going to be broken with your bare hands, is it?"
As soon as the words fell, there was a "Whoa-" sound, and the apple let out a terrible cry in Hoshimi's hand, although the surface had not changed yet.
"Isn't it!" Hamaguchi was dumbfounded, and looked at Hoshimi with wide eyes.
In the next second, Hoshimi spread out her hand, and the apple split in two and gave up resistance and lay on her hands. "Please." Hoshimi handed the apple out, but no one answered.
"It's a strange force! Strange Woman! Arino leaned over and sighed as he stared at the apple in half in her hand.
"Haven't you cut it before? It's just broken in vain, and it's evenly divided. Hamaguchi motioned for the photographer to point the camera at the apple in Hoshimi's hand, and sighed loudly.
"Strange Girl? No, it's just a simple trick that uses friction. β
"It's obviously a strange force! It's all about strength, and so are the cans just now. Hamaguchi retorted rhetorically.
"It's not a strange woman! I've decided to go for a lady! It's strange to call it a strange woman, right?,The image of a lady that I have built up with great difficulty will collapse in an instant! β
"The lady set collapsed the moment she photographed you eating instant noodles!"
"No, cut it off! NGοΌ Trouble, cut this paragraph. β
Hoshimi's routine editing request has appeared! Before, the program team said that Xingjian would ask to cut out a section almost every time he left the country, which seems to be true. β
"But staff has never been cut, I've given up."
"Since you gave up, then you don't need to cut this paragraph, keep it, it's a strange moment."
"It's all said that it's not a strange force!" Hoshimi repeated weakly, looking at the snickering members in despair.
"Let's move on to the next thing! Is this a camera? It's very retro. β
"Yes, although it has a retro shape, it is actually a rangefinder camera that was only launched in March this year, and the model is X100." Hoshimi took the camera and introduced it to the camera.
"It's amazing. Love photography? β
"yes, I love it."
"Let's take a look at the photos." Hamaguchi snatched the camera with one hand and prepared to open it for a look.
"Huh? Wait a minute! I need to make sure that there shouldn't be anything bad about it. β
Without giving Hoshimi a chance to react, Hamachi opened the album and faced the camera, "Public!" It's all some landscape photos, the time is so close, didn't you take a picture of yourself? Didn't you shoot the members either? β
"Well, I actually took a picture for myself, but that SD card should be full and kept at home, and it should be a spare card."
"Will you shoot it for everyone? There is a raised hand that has been photographed. Hamaguchi turned his head to look at the crowd of onlookers eating bento.
"Nope! Haven't been photographed. β
"Nothing?" Hamaguchi looked at the members in surprise, then turned to Hoshimi again, "Do you think the members aren't cute enough?" So don't want to take pictures of everyone? β
"Nope! Everyone is very cute, but I'm worried that my skills are not very good, and I can't record everyone who is cute, and I will ask everyone to shoot it when I become proficient in the future. β
"Really? The scenery is obviously very good, but I don't want to waste memory, I must think that everyone is not as cute as myself! β
"Really no, I'm a person with a very good conscience, but no one with a conscience will say anything uncute to Xiao Nan's face." Hoshimi pointed to Minami Hoshino, who was watching the play on the side, and explained to Hamaguchi.
"So you just think Hoshino is cute?"
"Huh!" Qi Brush's gaze converged on Hoshimi, causing her back to break out in a cold sweat.
"No, everyone is cute."
"Then why do you just say Hoshino and think Hoshino is cuter than the other members?" Hamaguchi gestures for the camera to catch Hoshino's gaze closely.
"No, to be honest," Hoshimi paused and said in an accentuated tone, "I've always thought I'm the cutest, and Xiao Nan is nothing compared to my cuteness. Hoshimi boldly met everyone's eyes and boasted, "Isn't it? Don't you think I'm the cutest in the show? β
"Do you really believe it yourself? I feel that Hoshimi's face is already the same color as the apple, so red. Arino stood aside and ruthlessly revealed.
"Next one, the other members have a lot of stories!"
"Really? Let's take a second lookβ"
"Don't look at it, my instant noodles must have been soft, can I go back and eat instant noodles first?" Hoshimi pleaded to Hamaguchi with a sad face.
"Let's explain this first, is this rubbish? Finished eating the Jin Chu cake pocket?. β
"Huh? I haven't eaten it, it's not what I eat? It's weird. Hoshimi swept over the members, and Ikuta instantly avoided her glances.
"Ikuta! It's yours to eat! Hoshimi looked at her helplessly, "Didn't I let you destroy the evidence and throw it in my pocket!" β
"This is one person at a time, has the star eaten it?"
"One for one? I didn't know there was this, eat mine! Ate my Jin Chu cake! Hoshimi stared at Ikuta with a look of resentment.
"Let's take one of Ikuta's private belongings and inspect them, let's take the items for inspection first."
Hoshimi, who returned to his seat, reached out and touched the instant noodles, which still had a trace of warmth.
"Sure enough, you took two of the half-eaten Jin Chu cakes, and the Jin Chu cakes of Hoshimi were eaten by you. Hoshimi? Are you starting to eat it? β
The camera swept over, and successfully caught Xingjian who was stealing food, just stuffed a large mouthful of instant noodles into her mouth, the fork was still held in her mouth, she was stunned for a moment by the camera, and was annoyed, and decisively gave up her ladylike image, Shi Shiran continued to eat in front of the camera, and gave up a thumbs up to praise the food after eating.
"Are you filming a food show? Be serious! β
Without waiting for Hamaguchi to finish speaking, Hoshimi solemnly picked up the instant noodle bowl, took a sip of soup before putting it down contentedly, picked up the napkin on the side and wiped the corners of his mouth elegantly, folded his hands, and smiled lightly: "Thank you for your hospitality!" β
"I've been ignored! You guy completely ignores the MC! β
"Does anyone speak again?" Hoshimi looked back at the angry Hamaguchi suspiciously, and said pretending that nothing had happened, "Hamaguchi-san! Come on! If you don't finish recording the lunch, it's cold. β