Chapter 388: Divorce
Remember [Book Lovers] in one second, and read it for free without pop-ups!
Chapter 388: Divorce
Early the next morning, Hada arrived at the gate of the palace as agreed, Yang Feng brought a set of clothes for the guards of the Imperial Forest Army to change into, and then took him in.
When he came to an elegant palace, Yang Feng pointed forward: "See, that's Princess Yunzhan's bedroom." Be careful, don't be found out by her, she's hungry, beware of being eaten by her. ”
"Uh...... Good!"
Goo!
Swallowing his saliva bitterly, Hada was like a great enemy, and his head was covered with cold sweat.
But before he could get close to the gate of the palace, he heard a broken gong and suddenly said: "What about the old lady's elbows? After the old lady gets up, she must eat a large bucket of elbows to cushion her stomach, otherwise the old lady will starve to death." ”
"Yes, Your Highness Princess!"
Hearing this roar, a group of eunuchs and palace maids hurriedly came to the door of her palace and knelt down to greet her, and two people carried a large wooden barrel two meters deep and one meter in diameter, and came to the door.
As far as the eye can see, it is full of fat elbows.
Seeing this scene, Hada couldn't help but sob: "So much, is she eating alone?"
"Don't be too surprised, it's just for her. ”
Yang Feng shook his head and sighed.
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly, the earth shook one after another, and everyone trembled, and then the door opened suddenly, and a fat woman walked out in a round way, but it was the old bustard.
At this moment, she had a lot of cotton in her clothes, and she looked much fatter than before, and she didn't even look like a human being.
And Nahada didn't recognize it at all, first, because the old bustard was so heavy with makeup that he couldn't recognize it; second, the Europeans were originally face blind to Asians, and now they are even more blind and can't tell who is who.
At this time, he saw that it was a pile of fat rolling out, and he was immediately so frightened that his legs were weak, and he almost fell to the ground, trembling and saying, "Big ...... Big brother, shouldn't that be ......?"
"That's right, the couple of your second half of your life, Princess Yunzhan!"
Thump!
At this moment, Nahada really fell to the ground and was about to cry.
Why is she like this?
"Why is it all lean meat, I want fat elbows, can I eat lean meat?"
Immediately afterwards, Ye Shi Niang grabbed it into the elbow full of buckets, like a beast, eating nonsense and stuffing it, eating a greasy mouth, but suddenly her body stagnated, and she became angry.
When a palace maid next to her saw it, she hurriedly stepped forward tremblingly: "Princess Qiyu, the imperial doctor said that your body is not suitable for overeating recently, so let you reduce your appetite, so ......"
"Presumptuous, don't you give your mother anything to eat, do you want to die?"
Burst!
However, before the palace maid finished speaking, Ye Shi Niang had already directly pulled out the sword from the eunuch behind her and stabbed it into the palace maid's abdomen.
The maid of the palace wailed and fell in a pool of blood.
When Prince Hada saw it, his eyes were about to fall out: "What happened here, killing a person in a good manner?
"Princess Yunzhan has a short temper, you can be considerate!"
"It's called grumpy, isn't it?"
His lips trembled, and he was about to cry.
Now he finally knew why those ministers of Nanzhao would rather rebel than endure the harassment of this princess. If it were him, he would have to rebel too.
I want to go home.
Hada pursed his mouth aggrievedly.
But at this time, Ye Shi Niang shouted again: "What about the old lady's fetal pills? Why haven't you sent them yet? If you don't send them again, you will kill all those imperial doctors!"
"Fetal pills?"
Hada was even more confused when he heard this, Yang Feng couldn't help but shake his head, and sighed: "I don't know which jade boy this disaster has harmed, the princess's habit of drinking fetal pills, it is estimated that she will not be able to quit in this life, almost once a month." ”
"What? Pregnant once a month, how inappropriate is her life?"
"Don't mind, you just get used to it. ”
Hada was dumbfounded when he heard this, and Yang Feng gently patted him on the shoulder, comforting.
But at this moment, where can he still listen to such comforting words?
There is only sadness in his heart, God is too unfair to him, why does he want to marry such a woman?
"Big brother, let's go, I don't want to look at her anymore, I don't want to look at her again for a moment. ”
"Well, I don't want to watch it either......"
"Who?"
Yang Feng nodded and muttered, but when he heard an angry shout, Ye Shi Niang strode towards them as if he had discovered them.
And as Ye Shi Niang approached, an indescribable smell suddenly wafted over, and immediately smoked Nahada to the point of vomiting.
Yang Feng couldn't stop covering his nose, and he felt like he was going to faint.
Damn, what did this Ye Shi Niang put on her body? Why is it so pungent?
But to do a full set of acts, at this moment, although Yang Feng also wanted to hide away, he still respectfully hugged his fists and said: "Yang Feng, the general of the subduing demons, see Princess Yunzhan." ”
"Yo, General Yang, it's been a long time. This palace has invited you many times, why don't you come to this palace to sit down? ”
That Ye Shi Niang is worthy of being a spy of Baolong's secret guard, her acting skills are mature, as soon as she saw Yang Feng, she immediately entered the play and began to seduce.
Rolling his eyes, Yang Feng said lightly: "Please princess respect herself, otherwise I will beat you!"
"I hate it, relying on my father to favor you, and never take this palace in my eyes. You, that is, the only man you can't get in this palace's life, hehehehe. ”
Glancing at him charmingly, Ye Shi Niang laughed, and then looked at Hada beside him, and his eyes suddenly showed a wolf-like ruthlessness: "This little brother is very good-looking, he looks so handsome." The palace appointed you to be the personal guard of the palace now, especially at night, you must protect the safety of the palace, hehehehe. ”
"No!"
With a wail, Hadden turned around in fright and ran, shouting heartbreakingly as he ran: "I want to get out of the marriage, I must get out of the marriage!"
Until he ran away, the terrified howl was still echoing in everyone's ears for a long time.
Hum!
Pouting disdainfully, Ye Siniang snorted lightly: "No taste, fat women are rich, why don't you know how to appreciate them?"
"Okay, fat women are rich, but you are fat, lose weight well!"
Hearing her words, Yang Feng couldn't help but roll his eyes, and then strode in front of everyone, clapped his hands and said, "Click, finish! Everyone performed well this time, and each person was guaranteed a hundred taels of gold." Fifty taels will be added to the slap, fifty taels will be added to those who carry things, and one hundred taels will be added to those who have been stabbed to death and played the corpse. ”
Roar!
As soon as these words came out, a group of eunuchs and palace maids cheered.
Even the palace maid who fell in a pool of blood stood up and jumped up together.
Princess Yunzhan showed a little head from the palace, and when she saw that the prince of Nahada was gone, she also came to Yang Feng with a smile and asked, "How is it, are things going well?"
"Of course it's good, didn't you see that kid was so frightened that he was screaming that he wanted to get out of the marriage? I'm going to keep an eye on him now, and help him get out of the marriage, so you don't have to marry Kewpie. ”
"Well, keep up the good work!"
Yun Zhan gave him a firm look, then looked at Ye Siniang on the side, and muttered, "Anyway, where did you find this special actor, it's really inadequate." If you act well, add an extra thousand taels of gold to her. ”
Belch!
Her face sank, and Ye Siniang looked helplessly at this beautiful and peerless princess.
Although he was paid a thousand taels of gold, he couldn't be happy.
Do you scold me, or praise me?