Chapter Seventy-Seven: Stupid
Hoshimi raised his hand and stuck it on the round table, knocking out a crisp voice and shouting with Misai Eto, "Boom! "Nogizaka, here!" Here we go! β
"It's me this time, Misai EitΕ and-"
"In the last issue of the persecuted Avengers, please advise."
Wei Teng's nervous eyes subconsciously drifted to the manuscript spread out on the small table in front of him, and said at the same time: "After reading it last time, I feel that I have to work hard!" β
"Yes, I'll try my best to reveal the charm of more Under members for everyone like the last issue, because it's twenty minutes of unedited relaxation, so there may be embarrassing relaxation accidents, please advise me."
Then, Hoshimi quickly turned the topic to Wakatsuki, who was on the front line of persecution of her in the last issue, and said: "In order to get everyone's support, please make your most proud face as a representative, and express our sincerity to the meal in front of the screen, please!" β
"Huh?" Wakatsuki, who was suddenly called, looked at the camera at a loss, and Hoshimi urged with a smile: "The camera is in place, hurry up." β
Edo secretly glanced at Hoshimi with his back to the camera, but received her reassuring smile, and Wakatsuki, who was sitting in the first row, did not shirk the slightest after being named, and quickly accepted her request as Hoshimi expected, grimacing seriously, and laughing at the members who were sitting in two rows behind him, so that the tense atmosphere was eased.
"So what are we going to do this time?" Hoshimi gently pressed the prompt in front of him, reminding Eto, who was anxiously confirming the manuscript, to look at the camera.
"This event is still to introduce the charm of the Under members, and the members sit on chairs in the center of the stage in turn, and the other members introduce her secret information."
"And who was our first lucky winner?" Hoshimi's gloating smile was particularly obvious.
"The first member is - Nagashima Saint!"
"This story tells us not to tell anyone about your friend's mobile phone arrears, because the next victim may be you!"
Nagashima pretended to be scared and covered her mouth, and as she walked to the chair, she kept looking at Hoshimi on her left, and then pointed at herself and said cheerfully, "Just shoot at me!" β
"Please don't live up to Salad Zero's instructions, and expose her to your heart's content! Let's get started. β
Hoshimi's impatient appearance and the atmosphere of the scene made Wei Teng around him feel a lot more at ease, Wei Teng no longer kept looking at the hand card, his hands naturally hung in front of him and naturally introduced: "Look here, first of all, it is very loud!" β
Nagashima calmly turned his chair to look at the information on the screen, and said with a smile: "I don't give this up." β
"Then first of all, there is witness No. 1 - Noh Strip."
"I think everyone should know this, Salad Zero is really loud during the handshake party, so loud that if you find out that you are by her side during the handshake party, you will feel like you are finished."
"Not really!" In the face of Nojo's testimony, Nagashima finally stopped being indifferent and quickly raised his hand to refute, but was immediately pierced by MC Hoshimi on the left and said: "It's clearly like this, I already know that there are several victims, and the other victims raised their hands." β
Hoshimi looked at the members who all raised their hands without exception and immediately shouted, "Look! All victimized! Staff Mulberry will give a soundproof room to salad zero after trouble. β
"Then Wakatsuki, let's tell us about my victimization experience." Eto threw the topic to Wakatsuki, who was the first to raise his hand.
"Okay, let's not talk about the handshake party, I recorded "Nogizaka, where?" There was a haunted house session, and when I was on the bus at least 200 meters away from the haunted house, I could hear the screams of Salad Zero's "ah". β
"That's because I'm scared." Nagashima looked at Wakatsuki with some grievances, and the next second he turned his head to look at Hoshimi with a smile.
Hoshimi, who received the distress signal, did not hesitate and continued to shoot, adding: "Then every time you shake hands, you will be scared by Sala Zero?" Fans will be sad! β
"Why! Why do you just say me?,It's also troublesome to be in a row with Miho when you shake hands.,Miho is a complete chatter idol! β
"Why attack me! I'm a MC with power! Why are you nodding! Hoshimi looked at the members who were almost all nodding and pretended to be angry to stop it, and then Yuguang caught a glimpse of Kawago and immediately pursued, "Kawago often shakes hands with Salad Zero in a row, doesn't it?" Tell us about your victimization! β
"It's true, because Salad Zero was very loud, and when he shook hands with me before, he said directly, 'It's very powerful next door.'" That's the case. β
Hoshimi nodded and turned to look at Wei Teng and said, "Is there any more exciting information?" β
"Well, information from Marika Ito, Salad Zero is not only loud, but often makes a strange sexy voice, can you do it on the spot?"
When Nagashima finished, Ito actively stood up and imitated Nagashima's posture, which was more interesting than Nagashima's voice, but Ito's strange movements instantly grabbed the attention of most of the members.
Hoshimi complained: "It's troublesome to others!" Salad Zero didn't look like a coquettish at all just now.,It's completely a strange uncle.,You'll have to pay attention to it in the future.,But there's also a big piece of information from Mai Fukagawa.,Please maimai.γ β
"Salad Zero seems to have a very favorite pose.,Go back to the lounge after the class.,Stand when you're tired.,And..."Fukagawa stood up in front of the camera.,Try to imitate it once and quickly give up.,Explained, "I can't do it.,Salad Zero demonstrate.γ β
"It's not weird, it's just that it's more comfortable to stand upside down like this than to stand up straight."
Hoshimi looked at it for two seconds and couldn't help but say, "It's like I've been detained, but my back is bent like that, so I can use it to put my phone." With that, she immediately stepped forward, picked up the pen on the table and put it behind Nagashima's waist, and the pen showed no signs of slipping at all.
Hoshimi felt amused for a while, and looked at the camera zooming in on the pen that landed steadily on the skirt and smiled: "It's amazing, although I don't know what kind of talent this is, so down-"
"Let's change something."
Hoshimi looked back at Eto, who was holding a roll of tape, and seriously changed the pen to tape, which was also firmly placed on Nagashima's buttocks, and couldn't help but laugh, and stood back in his seat to confirm the name of the next member, and said "what the hell" in his heart.
Considering the time of recording, she took advantage of the gap between the camera tape and gently buckled her index finger on EitΕ's manuscript, suggesting that she cooperated, and then quickly concluded: "Then this roll of tape will be taken away as a reward for Nagashima, and now I will invite the next one-"
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The recording of this episode of the show almost failed to introduce all 4 members in 20 minutes, and when PD held up the one-minute reminder card, Hoshimi felt nervous and quickly memorized the pre-prepared closing words flowingly, and the last introduced member Nojo Ai had just finished speaking, and was still sitting quietly on the chair in the center, not knowing whether to return or stay.
Hoshimi confirmed that the shooting was over, and no longer endured the dryness and itching in his throat, coughed lightly with his back twice, and then walked quickly to Noh who was getting up and preparing to leave, and said, "I'm sorry Aiwei, I didn't control the time." Her fingers gripped the iron coil of the handcard, the end of which poked a circular mark on Hoshimi's fingertips.
"It's okay, Miho did a great job, and didn't he introduce me too?" Nojo patted Hoshimi's shoulder comfortingly, and saw that Wei Teng behind Hoshimi was still standing on the edge of the round table, but there were signs of redness in the corners of his eyes, and he immediately waved his hand and said, "It's really okay." β
"But I'm also really sorry." Hoshimi was full of apologies, turned to Wei Teng and bowed again, "I'm sorry, I didn't control the time well and affected MISA." β
"No, I should have taken care of you." Misai Eto's tears fell like pearls with broken threads on the spread out card, and gray dots were drawn one after another.
"It's okay! It's true! Nengtiao was instantly at a loss.
Hoshimi couldn't help laughing, nodded and signaled that Noh Tiao didn't have to worry, leaned forward and lay on the round table, looked up at Misai Eto's wet cheeks covered by her hair from the bottom, and said with a smile: "I thought that MISA would cry when it was just finished, but now I think, sure enough, it's my sister, and my emotions will be endured until the right time before I release it." β
"No..."Eto wiped the tears from his face carelessly, Hoshimi handed the handkerchief in his pocket and said: "Fortunately, after the last tissue incident, I summed up my experience and started to carry handkerchiefs at all times, MISA did a great job, we have shortcomings, but we don't have to cry about this, because we just didn't control the time." The atmosphere at the scene today is very lively, isn't it? And I said at the beginning,If there is an accident, you have to bear with it.,Ruoyue paid a grimace and exchanged with us.,Be tolerant of the members.,MISA also have to be tolerant of yourself.γ β
"yes, I think MISA is doing a lot better than me." Wakatsuki and Nakagen didn't know when they appeared next to the two, followed by a group of concerned members.
Hoshimi smiled unconsciously, straightened out of the encirclement, gave up his place to Mai Fukagawa, who gently patted her on the back, and motioned for her to comfort Edo, who was in a sad mood, and returned to the lounge alone.
"Stupid Kiwi, are you okay?"
"Huh?" Hoshimi looked back at Saito and Nakamoto who were quietly following behind him in surprise, "Of course I'm fine, my self-healing ability is good." With that, she sat down in her seat, ignoring the concerned eyes of the two and began to remove her makeup.
"Really?" Unlike Saito, who had a relaxed brow, Nakamoto caught a glimpse of the shadow under Hoshimi's eyes after removing his makeup, and the worry that had vaguely floated in his heart instantly turned into distress.
Saito noticed Nakamoto's gaze and followed, and a faint dark blue around the eye socket appeared on Hoshimi's fair face, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Of course it's true." Hoshimi's face did not change at all, he looked at the two of them with some amusement, and said in a soft tone: "Don't worry, let's remove my makeup first, if you're worried about me, you might as well help me get a bottle of water, I feel like I'm dying of thirst." β
"I'll get it." Nakamoto immediately walked over to a row of long tables against the wall in the lounge, looking for a surviving source of water.
Saito sat next to Hoshimi and noticed that her left hand was removing makeup today, and slapped Hoshimi's right shoulder with a palm, "Did you stay up late last night?" β
"Yes, I'm staying up late playing mahjong..."Hoshimi wanted to brush over the topic of staying up late, but he felt Saito's increasingly cold eyes, sighed and changed his words: "Okay, I just prepared some spare string words, and I slept a little late." β
"How much are some?"
Hoshimi touched the tip of his nose and didn't answer, a pair of bright eyes bent into two crescents, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I can take care of myself better than some little crying bags, when you can eat by yourself, try to take care of me again." β
"Stupid Kiwi! Don't sleep if you have the ability! Saito angrily grabbed the lipstick on the table and threw it into Hoshimi's arms, watching her nervous and scrambling to hold the lipstick, he was still angry, snatched the water that Nakamoto was holding in his hand, raised his head and poured himself two sips.
Hoshimi confirmed the integrity of his baby lipstick with palpitations, and when he looked up, he saw that only half a bottle of the nectar he had been looking forward to was still held in his hand by the angry Saito, and suddenly felt desperate: "Asuka, my water..."
"Stupid!" Saito slammed the water bottle into Hoshimi's arms, causing her to rub her lower abdomen as she was hit, and her left hand was stunned to hold the bottom of the dent of the water bottle, at a loss.
Her fingers unconsciously rubbed the plastic paper wrapped around the mineral water bottle, and muttered in a low and aggrieved voice: "Why are you so fierce..."
"Miho," Nakamoto suddenly crouched in front of Hoshimi and frightened her back against the back of the chair, "I'm bleeding." As he spoke, Nakamoto pulled the tissue aside and grabbed it directly against the corner of Hoshimi's mouth.
Hoshimi glared and took the tissue with his left hand and obediently pressed his lips, "Thank you." That ......" Zhongyuan got up with a smile, and the next second her forearm was grabbed by Hoshimi, Nakagen looked back at Hoshimi and frowned and was silent for two seconds before he said again: "Hiyaka, you go to see Asuka first, I just seemed to have made a joke with her too much, and she seems to be really angry." β
"I don't think it's a joke." Zhongyuan smiled and looked down at Hoshimi's misty eyes, felt the strength from his forearm increase slightly, and nodded lightly: "I know, I'll go see her." β
"Thank you." Hoshimi finally let go with a smile, and watched Nakamoto walk to Saito before letting go of his left hand and crumpling the blood-stained tissue into the trash can, secretly rubbing the shoulder blade of his right arm. Saito may sometimes be more careful than anyone else, Xu was last night to sort out her hand card and memorize strings of words caused her to sit for too long, her right hand hanging down on the desk, and her entire right shoulder blade was like a needle prick.
"I'm going to find a time to get a massage." Hoshimi rubbed his shoulder blades and lumbar spine and put relaxation into his agenda.