Chapter 45: Bathing at the bottom of someone else's well
When I was in Shuijing Peak before, Qing Ji didn't train me so fiercely like now. After discovering my talent, this sword is more exciting than I am. Maybe it's something, the teacher is complacent, and likes to "tune/teach" others. Before, I probably felt that I was hopeless from the bottom of my heart, so I didn't teach me seriously.
Early in the morning, I was again dressed in tattered clothes, dragging my tired body slowly down the street back to the inn, and once again met the suspicious, sympathetic, and fearful eyes of passers-by.
I was really tired from the night's training, and I kept yawning as I walked along the road.
Suddenly, I heard a commotion in front of me, and when I raised my spirited head, I saw a few disciples in front of me who didn't know what sect was bullying a breakfast vendor, grabbing the vendor's clothes and throwing him to the ground, and pushing the breakfast cart to the ground.
It's really a scum among a group of cultivators.
After all, cultivators are also human beings, so naturally there will be good and evil. Such bullies occasionally appear in the Qingxuan Dao Sect, but the difference is that there are many weirdos with personalities in the Qingxuan Dao Sect, and if someone dares to drag them like this on the mountain, they will be beaten ten times when they go out!
The scum left the vendor's stall with two bags each, and happened to pass me. Although I don't like them, I really don't dare to be a bird with my strength, so I don't think I see them and continue to follow my path.
However, trouble came to me, and as I passed by, I touched one of them, a big fat man, who stopped, and scolded me with disgust: "Stinky beggar, you don't walk long! ”
It's unbearable!
I'm the prince of Shonan, and I'm really not a beggar!
I stopped and turned around and scolded, "Fuck your beggar!" Your whole family is beggars! ”
They probably never dreamed that a beggar would dare to be so fierce, and immediately they were all angry, and they were all ready to beat me...... Although I really wasn't a beggar, they soon found out that I had a sword on my back.
"Where did the wandering swordsman come from? Mixed like a beggar. ”
"Do you want to take advantage of the sword trial conference to be held here, and please any cultivator and worship the Great Gate Sect?"
"Forget it, no sect will accept waste like you, hahahaha."
They laughed so hard that they forgot to beat me.
Anyway, I am one of the most individual people in the Qingxuan Dao Sect, and I don't think about the consequences, I directly raised my left hand and sprayed them with the powerful water flow of the small gourd, and shouted proudly: "Grandpa has bathed his grandchildren!" ”
They were sprayed defenselessly, and many fell to the ground. Then, while they were panicking, I quickly turned and slipped away.
Hee-hee, run away after pretending, this feels very cool!
They quickly got up and chased me all the way behind me and scolded. I ran as hard as I could, turned a corner and ran into a teahouse, and then ran up to the second floor, and as they ran into the teahouse, I jumped out of the window on the second floor and ran into a small alley. Hearing the sound of them shouting behind me, I jumped again and climbed into the inner wall of an ordinary people's house. When he saw a well in the courtyard, he jumped into it, and put his hands and feet on the wall of the well to hide his breath.
Listening to the shouts of the gang, I hid in the well for a while. When I felt that it was almost enough, my hands and feet were a little numb, I dared to leave the well. As soon as he moved, his hand slid on the moss on the wall of the well, and the whole person fell into the bottom of the well uncontrollably, and a splash of water splashed under the well with a "bang".
I was stunned for a moment in the water.
Come on, just take a shower and go up again.
I pulled out Kiyohime and stuck it in the wall of the well, took off all the dirty clothes, and put everything into the small gourd, and finally hung the gourd on the hilt of Kiyohime's sword.
Qingji could see all these actions clearly, and I only heard her say in my mind with deep feelings: "You are really hopeless." ”
People are so fearless when they are cheap, who asked her to abuse me thousands of times during special training, as long as she is not ready to beat me to death, I don't care if she is spicy.
While humming a song, he wiped his body with a rag, and when he was almost done, he removed the gourd from Kiyohime's sword hilt and sucked all the bath water from the well into the gourd, so that the place would soon be full of clean water again.
Look, I'm a very responsible man!
Just as he was about to leave, the light at the mouth of the well dimmed. I looked up and saw a barrel thrown down and hit my head with a "thud". I was stunned and saw that this wooden barrel was still tied with a hemp rope, and I wanted to draw bucket well water?
At this time, an old aunt's voice came from the wellhead: "Why is it so loud?" ”
When she leaned over to look down the well, I looked at her and hurriedly shouted, "Auntie, don't throw things down." ”
My aunt was so frightened that she yelled and ran away like hell, so I quickly took Kiyohime with me and jumped out of the well at once. When I waited up, I found that my aunt had run away and didn't know where to go, so I guess I was looking for someone. I didn't even have a chance to explain, and it's really hard to explain. I believe that soon, there will be one more folk tale of a bare-ass man in this Yuetan Town.
Before my aunt was looking for anyone, I hurried to look for clothes in the small gourd. Qing Ji has destroyed the two Taoist robes I brought out in the past two days, and I can only take a Miao robe sent by camphor leaves and put it on. Before I put on my shoes, I heard my aunt beckoning some people from the front door to the backyard. I hurriedly jumped out over the wall with Qingji on my back, and while wearing boots in the alley, I listened to the aunt inside tell everyone what had just happened.
After putting on my shoes, I straightened my clothes, tied my hair, and walked back to the street with my head held high.
I took a well bath, and the whole person was refreshed!
As a result, I turned a corner and met those cultivators who had just made trouble, so I hurriedly stopped at a stall selling masks on the street next to me, and casually took a ghost Rakshasa mask to cover my face.
Fortunately, they didn't notice me, and soon passed by me, and one by one they were wet and angry and cursed with swearing, presumably all of them were directed at me.
I smiled at their backs for a while, and the masked uncle asked impatiently, "Little brother, do you want to buy it?" ”
I took out the last few threads left for me and slapped them into the hands of the vendors, and went back to the street in a ghost mask, so as not to run into them again. Although I have changed into a Miao suit, the three scars on my face are too easy to recognize.
As a result, after walking for a while, I found that I was lost, and I didn't know where I was being chased, so I still asked people for the direction of "Mochizuki Inn" to find the way.
When I got back to the inn, I went to bed and fell asleep.
But I didn't sleep long before I woke up when I heard a noise, and when I sat up from the bed, I saw Qian Guanzi kicking in the door, and Liu Sheng, Senior Sister, and Zheng Yunfei all poured in. I thought that I had somehow committed something and was criticized by everyone, but when they came in and didn't get me, they all looked gloomy. Take a closer look at Qian Guanzi, his face is swollen, his clothes are torn, and he looks a little angry.
She pounced on me and complained to me angrily: "Young master, I was bullied!" ”
I was taken aback and immediately said angrily: "Who is so bold!" "I really want to ask who is so deadly.
"It's a group of people from the Heavenly Sect!"
Tianzhumen, I know this sect, and it is also one of the five major factions in Zhongzhou, and I must have come here to participate in the sword trial conference.
I asked, "Why did you get into a fight with them?" ”
Qian Guanzi immediately crackled and said a lot: "Didn't Lao Liu and Lao Zheng go to the Qinglou last night?" And have so much fun! I've been very curious for the past two days, what kind of place is this Qinglou, so I can't help but ask Lao Liu. But he was so bad that he wouldn't tell me what was interesting in it, and told me to see for myself if I was curious. I'm not stupid, I know that a clean girl can't go to that kind of place! So I dragged him and dragged him by force. It just so happened that Lao Zheng was also there, and I also dragged him along, the two of them are experienced! ”
When it comes to the Qinglou, Liu Sheng and Zheng Yunfei can't raise their heads to see people, especially Qian Guanzi's words of "having fun" and "being experienced", which makes them both want to find a hole to get into.
I saw that Qian Guanzi was talking farther and farther, so I stopped: "The point! ”
"Hey~ Young Master, listen to me and finish it. So, I took the two of them to the Qinglou, and before I got there, I met a group of strange people, that is, I told the young master that group of people from the Tianzhumen. I saw that they were all soaking wet, and I didn't know if they were swimming in the river with their clothes on, and they kept swearing. ”
Hearing this, my eyelids jumped.
Qian Guanzi continued: "I just looked at it a few more times, but they actually shouted at me and asked me, 'What are you looking at?!' I was upset and replied, 'Look at you!' They don't know anything about mercy and want to teach me a lesson. I just kicked the guy who wanted to teach me a lesson, and the rest of them used their weapons, so I started a fight with them! Young master, look, my face is swollen by them! ”
I turned my head in horror to Yanagi and asked, "Are you dead?" ”
Liu Sheng frowned, and said distressedly: "Three minor injuries and two serious injuries, one of them was beaten to the point of vomiting blood and falling into a coma, and I don't know if I can survive or not." ”
I said bitterly, "Why didn't you stop her!" ”
Liu Sheng spread his hands helplessly: "We have tried our best, but we can't stop this mad dog!" ”
Qian Guanzi wanted to beat Liu Sheng, but I slapped her on the head fiercely, and pointed at her sadly and shouted: "You evil obstacle! I don't know the convergence point when I get out of the mountain gate, so I have to cause a big disaster! ”
Qian Guanzi felt very aggrieved, and pouted: "They provoked me first!" My face is swollen! ”
I want to slap it in the face a few more times.
Zheng Yunfei calmly analyzed: "When we came back, we met Elder Zhangye and Qingqing, and as soon as we talked about it, Elder Zhangye went to Tianzhumen in a hurry to make amends to others. I hope that the leader of Tianzhumen is not an impulsive person, otherwise this matter will not be able to be cleaned up simply. ”
I sighed: "I look at the hanging, I also met with them Tianzhumen and those people, and I saw that they are all bad people, and it is estimated that their team leader is not much better." ”
And they looked at me in amazement.
Zheng Yunfei asked, "Have you seen it?" ”
"The reason why they got wet when you met them was because I sprayed them."
There was silence.