"Oh! It turns out that the name of the nine-tailed mulberry is the Nine Lamas. ”

This was Naruto's last thought in the sealed space, and the next second, he felt like he was back in reality.

Naruto felt a little dazed as he came back to his senses, unsure if what had just happened was real, or if it was just his hallucination, his imagination.

So he silently said in his heart: "Please! The other me, the Nine Lamas. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Bian Jiuwei responded.

And this voice sounded directly in Naruto's heart.

"Oh! It's amazing that you can communicate in this way, Nine Lamas! ”

"Na Na Na Na, Nine Lama Sang, we are friends now, right?"

Hearing Naruto's heart, Bian Jiuwei was a little amused, but then a little distressed.

Naruto is indeed sunny and simple.

If it's someone else, there's such a monster in the body, and you communicate with yourself, the first reaction should be distrust, or suspicion, right?

But Naruto's reaction now turned out to be that he had made a new friend......

Because Bian Jiuwei now has a telepathy-like connection with Naruto, he can clearly know Naruto's true thoughts, and know that the happiness in Naruto's current tone is from the heart.

What a distressing thought.

Bian Jiuwei hummed heavily in response.

"Although the old man is much older than you, I recognize that you can be my friend of the Nine Lamas, as an elder friend, I give you a suggestion, don't drink the carton of milk in your left hand now, it has expired, and if you continue to drink it today, it is likely to be spent on the toilet."

"Huh? It's true? Naruto picked up the milk and looked at the expiration date.

14-day shelf life, but the production date is 2 months from today.

"Okay, thank you Nine Lama San."

Naruto followed Bian Jiuwei's advice, threw the milk into the trash, ate the rest of the cup noodles, and then went to the mirror to carefully put on the ninja forehead guard he had obtained yesterday, and smirked at the mirror.

"Nine Lamas, I'll be a ninja from today onwards."

"......" Bian Jiuwei ignored Naruto, who was fartking, and let himself lie down in a comfortable position.

In fact, there seems to be nothing wrong with turning into a nine-tail? He can change the direction of the entire Hokage world by influencing Naruto.

But why did he become a nine-tailed? Just because his name is Bian Jiuwei?

This homophonic stalk is really rotten!

If your name is Gao Wan, Yin Dao, and Ma Yan, wouldn't it......

I can't even think about it.

……

Naruto, who came to the ninja school, was unsurprisingly assigned to the seventh class, and before that, he completed the merciless harvest of his first kiss to Sasuke Uchiha.

Before that, Bian Jiuwei quickly cut off the sensory sharing with Naruto, and he had no intention of fighting with the second pillar......

When establishing sensory sharing with Naruto again, Bian Jiuwei discovered that Naruto and the shadow clone had successfully subdued Sasuke through the stand-in technique and transformed into Sasuke, and planned to use this image to replace Sasuke to date Sakura.

Seeing Naruto's move, Bian Jiuwei hurriedly stopped Naruto.

In his previous life, Bian Jiuwei was a well-known scumbag, and he was nicknamed the King of Suzhou and Hangzhou Guns, but the scum also had a way, as a top scumbag, he would never allow Naruto to cheat Sakura's first kiss in such a way.

This gets Sakura's body, but it can't get her heart, this kind of behavior is too disgusting, it's worse than a scumbag who cheats on the gun.

In the main story, Naruto had diarrhea due to drinking expired milk, which led to the failure of the plan, and this time he didn't need to drink the expired milk, there is a high probability that he will succeed.

"Hey, Naruto, what do you want to do with that kid?" Bian Jiuwei asked knowingly.

"Nine Lama San! You just saw that, right? Sasuke's kid is so arrogant, obviously his strength is not as good as mine, and he is not as handsome as me, why does Sakura like him so much? He's already subdued and turned into his appearance so I can go on a date with Sakura! ”

After saying this, Naruto showed a smug smile.

Although he had been mentally prepared, Bian Jiuwei was still suffocated by Naruto's staff-making operation.

"So, are you dating Sakura Haruno as Naruto Uzumaki? Or Sasuke Uchiha? Bian Jiuwei asked rhetorically.

"Uzumaki, of course...... Forehead. ”

Naruto's footsteps stopped, then fell silent.

"Look, you look like Sasuke Uchiha, even if Sakura Haruno accepts your favor, it's Sasuke Uchiha who accepts it, not you Naruto Uzumaki."

"Can you always be Sasuke Uchiha? No, you can't, so sooner or later you'll be goofy, and sooner or later you'll be exposed. ”

"And the last person to be with Sakura is not your Naruto Uzumaki, it may be the Uchiha Sasuke who you hate very much."

"You might end up doing something good for them."

Bian Jiuwei said disdainfully.

"......" Naruto was still speechless, just clenched his fists together hard and then released them again.

"That'...... At least for now, I can be with Sakura, and I really like Sakura, even if it's just with her for a while. ”

Naruto said weakly.

"Phew!" Bian Jiuwei was disdainful.

"Do you like people? You're a glutton, you're cheap! ”

"I'm not ......"

Naruto tried to quibble, but was immediately interrupted by Bian Jiuwei.

"You are, I told you, I'm the other you, what you're thinking, what evil thoughts you have in your heart, do you still want to deliberately use Sasuke's appearance to make Sakura angry after a while, so that Sakura hates Sasuke? So you have a chance? ”

"I'm ......" Naruto, who was poked in his heart by Bian Jiuwei, only felt that his face was flushed, and he wanted to continue to argue, but he couldn't say a word.

"Naruto, have you ever thought about why Sakura likes Sasuke Uchiha instead of you?"

"That's because that guy is so good at pretending to be cool, he is handsome, his grades are good, and he graduated from the ninja school first...... And I'm ...... Just an orphan, a crane tail ......," Naruto said with some self-defeating.

"Heh, you're still very self-aware, but you have to understand that appearance is only a secondary factor, and he Uchiha Sasuke is also an orphan, and even in some ways he is as miserable as you, you haven't seen your parents since you were a child, and his whole family was wiped out when he was a child."

"Huh? Extermination? "Naruto was clearly shocked by the information that Bian Kuwei revealed," he ...... Exterminated? ”

"Yes, you will know about this matter in the future, the murderer is still his own brother."

"His own brother? Why do you want to do this? Naruto asked.

"You don't need to know this reason for the time being, it won't be good for you to know it, this matter involves too much, and it won't help you, you just need to know that the fundamental reason why he Uchiha Sasuke is more popular with girls than you is that he is stronger than you!"

"The world of ninjas, speaking with strength, his grades are better, so he receives more appearances than you at school, and because of these appearances, your other female classmates can feel his strength Uchiha Sasuke more, people worship the strong, and with worship, you naturally have the desire to understand, plus the girls of your classmate's age are the most difficult to use their brains, so they will naturally like Uchiha Sasuke, who is handsome and has a Sima face all day long."

"And you? Naruto, you forget about the tail of the crane, and you skip classes all day long, pranks, you hope to attract the attention of others in this way and gain your own sense of existence, but these can only attract the disgust of others, if you show your strength, reliable side, there will naturally be girls lined up to send you love letters. ”

And when Bian Jiuwei said this, he suddenly remembered the scene in the theatrical version of "THE LAST", where the little girls on Konoha's back lined up to deliver love letters to the savior Naruto.

Naruto suddenly realized.

"I see, Nine Lama San! You're amazing, no one has ever told me this before, thank you so much! ”

Then he was a little frustrated, "But, how should I get stronger?" ”

"Hmph, didn't I say it, the old man will help you."

"Oooh! 3Q, Nine Lamas, you are really too reliable. ”

"Of course, it's all for Konoha."

"Oooh! For Konoha! Naruto hurriedly replied.

"The women are pregnant with my child." Bian Jiuwei continued.