Chapter 134: Tsunade without a bottom line

Although it is said that this purple-clothed and black-haired young man is called a Jun, but he is carrying a Konoha forehead guard, if this is spread to the village, how should she be?

After all, in the village, she is also one of the legendary three ninjas, and she has a well-known name!

What if it reaches the village? It's 100% going to the village!

This kind of oily and powdery little kid of the same length won a female bodyguard like her with a 100% perfect body and 100% collagen face, it's strange if she doesn't brag about it!

After all, from another angle, if she were a little kid, she would 100% brag and show off to the whole village!

If she could, she could walk around the village every day with bodyguards who attracted her attention, and at least three times!

The purpose is to make the village envious and envious of having a female bodyguard like her!

Tsunade is not good now!

But it's definitely not the most embarrassing!

The most embarrassing thing is that Tsunade cried for a long time, completely dry thunder and no rain, and did not shed a single tear.

Naruto really couldn't stand it anymore.

Naruto coughed, crouched down beside Tsunade, knocked on the floor with his hand and said, "Don't embarrass your tears, don't embarrass your throat!" ”

"You said that you have been yelling for so long, the floor is about to smash, and not a single tear has been squeezed out, what you are learning is definitely not ninjutsu, it is estimated that you are learning acting! And it's the kind of guy who only gives one shot and then hangs up to receive a boxed lunch! ”

After Naruto finished speaking, Tsunade stopped smashing the floor, raised his head and stared directly at Naruto, and asked suspiciously:

"What does it mean to hang up? What does it mean to receive a boxed lunch? ”

Naruto saw that Tsunade stopped crying, his eyes swept over Tsunade's perfect body, and the corners of his mouth rose and explained: "For the sake of you being my bodyguard's face, I will explain it to you for free, hanging up means dying, and receiving a boxed lunch also means dying!" ”

"Impossible! A woman like me, who is naturally beautiful and has a perfect body, must be the heroine, how could she easily receive a boxed lunch? ”

Tsunade's two big eyes flickered, and he said confidently.

"Do you think everyone in the world is blind or stupid, auntie?"

"Wrong, it's really a bit disrespectful to call you aunt, but calling you aunt should give you a lot of face!"

"Don't stare at me, it's useless to stare at me, others don't know, I'm from Konoha Village, how can I not know!"

"Honestly, I've seen your pictures! For a while, I thought that the photo was fake, that it had been artificially retouched! ”

"I didn't expect your real person to look exactly like the photo, the key is that it hasn't changed at all after so many years!"

"I almost thought I saw a youkai just now!"

Naruto teased Tsunade unceremoniously.

Naruto now has plenty of reason to tease Tsunade, as Tsunade is his bodyguard.

And there is also a clause in the contract that everything the protected person says, and the bodyguard cannot refute it.

Seeing that Tsunade was about to blow up, Naruto immediately gave Xiao Jiu a look, and Xiao Jiu immediately took out the contract and kept shaking it in front of Tsunade!

Tsunade's furrowed eyebrows stretched out, and he fell to the floor again in an instant like a deflated ball!

"Well, it's the real thing, it's very squeezing-resistant, Tsunade, you're really a bodyguard! Take you to travel and be sure to pull points! ”

Naruto smiled when he saw Tsunade resigned himself to his fate, showing off extremely much.

Then Tsunade started pounding the floor again!

Xiao Jiu immediately called the casino manager over and said: "Count how many punches she smashed in total, and then charge according to the punch, if it exceeds 1,000 punches, give her a nine-percent discount!" Just charge 1 million taels for repairs! Anyway, it's time to change the floor inside! ”

After hearing this, the casino steward stared at Tsunade with a serious face, and began to count decently: "1, 2, 3......"

Tsunade immediately clenched his fists, eager to smash the floor with his fist, but Tsunade held back!

Because smashing the floor costs money!

Don't say a million taels, now she can't take out a hundred taels!

To put it bluntly, Tsunade is now the master whose pocket is cleaner than his face!

If you owe a million taels of floor repair fees, then you don't have to be a bodyguard for the purple-clothed black-haired kid, but even a proper cleaning!

I can bear it, I can bear it......

Tsunade kept emphasizing in her heart, and then her eyes lit up as she lay on the ground.

Because Tsunade seems to have thought of a good way to not be a bodyguard.

If she borrows it again, and then wins the little girl in red in a bet, then not only does she not have to be a bodyguard, but she can also pay off her gambling debts!

But where to borrow gambling money?

Then Tsunade saw the box of money that originally belonged to her, and Tsunade said with a glint in his eyes, "Do you dare to gamble with me once?" ”

Naruto was stunned when he heard this!

Xiao Jiu was also stunned when he heard it!

Shizune, who was holding a piglet behind him, was also stunned!

Even the little pigs in Shizune's arms snorted, as if mocking Tsunade.

Naruto stretched out his hand directly and said to Tsunade, "Don't dare, take the money first!" As long as you can get the money out, don't say bet once, you can bet ten times or eight times! Casinos, they have always recognized money and not people! ”

Tsunade coughed embarrassedly, and secretly said in his heart that all the current little ghosts are very shrewd, and it is really not easy to want a white wolf with empty gloves!

There is really no way but to use the killer feature!

Anyway, this old face is out of the way!

Tsunade sat up from the floor, straightened his waist, pulled his hair together, and said bluntly:

"Money, isn't this money? Here, here, isn't it all money? Unless you are afraid of losing and refuse to borrow yourself! As long as you lend it to me, you will be able to bankrupt your win! ”

The more Tsunade talked, the more energetic he became, the more confident he became, that look, the light in his eyes, was simply a portrayal of the bankrupt Naruto and Xiao Jiu!

After Tsunade finished speaking, Naruto smiled!

Xiao Jiu showed a look of contempt!

This "fat sheep" is also too arrogant!

It's obviously a drama of sending people away for thousands of miles!

Naruto and Kokuchi glanced at each other, and then Naruto said to Tsunade with a big smile.

This time, Naruto didn't call him Auntie, let alone Auntie, and directly called his bodyguard sister.

"Sister bodyguard, you can borrow money, but why should we lend money to sister bodyguard for no reason? There's always a reason to find one! ”

"You're now my personal bodyguard, tell me what else you're capable of? Don't tell people to take photos or anything, I will never do that kind of thing that loses my conscience! ”

Naruto finished with a smile and kicked the ball that Tsunade had thrown at him again.

"Tsunade-sama, let's forget it! Now that we are penniless, there is nothing left to pledge! ”

Shizune, who was holding the piglet, saw Tsunade looking back at her, and suddenly became excited, and hurriedly advised.

Tsunade blinked his eyes, his face was embarrassed, and after some struggle, Tsunade said weakly: "Why don't you take a picture!" ”

Naruto sat on the ground with just one ass!

Tsunade, this guy is really an out-and-out gambler!

In order to borrow money, in order to win money, you can really do anything!

Naruto now finally understands that he really blames those loan sharks!

It's not that the lenders are ruthless, it's the people who borrow money who are even more ruthless!!

You should never take a photo!

So Naruto blinked and said, "I put forward one condition, as long as you agree, the money can be borrowed!" ”