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Interview with Xiao Mo and Xiao Lizi.

When: Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Location: Studio 1 of "100 Questions of Lushen".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Xiao Mo, Xiao Lizi

Xiao Mo - a former substitute member of the DW team for 10,000 years, and now the ace coach of the Tianyu Group training camp.

Xiao Lizi - the former captain of the DW team, the current captain of the WD team 2, is known as the "poppy beauty" in the rivers and lakes.

[This program is broadcast by a readers' committee that does not vote, does not reward, and does not leave a message, and is often uninspired by the One Moon Support Association]

[Director]: "All cameras are ready, the gaffer and photographer are in place, and you TM hurry up as soon as you come up with a crescent moon!" ”

Yiwanyue yawned, rubbed her sleepy eyes and walked onto the stage: "Who is it today-Xiao Lizi?" Yo yo, you're done with your paper? ”

Li Huaiyu's eyes were cold, and the two lines of sight were like ice knives, poking a crescent moon's little heart throbbing.

Xiao Mo sneered: "It's about your wool." ”

A crescent moon: ...

The fifth issue of the "Land God" interview officially began.

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1. Please sit down and introduce yourself.

Xiao Mo was dressed in a black sweatshirt, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, and his eyes were gloomy: "Mo Shiwen." ”

Li Huaiyu's beautiful eyes lightly picked: "Li Huaiyu." ”

A crescent moon held the watermelon and nibbled on it, and said vaguely: "What else?" Please tell us a little bit more. ”

Xiao Mo: "Gender: Male." ”

Li Huaiyu: "Gender: male."

A crescent moon: ...

Ahh

Xiao Mo and Xiao Lizi: "A small diamond low-end player, it's not worth it." ”

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2. Which of you is above?

A wanyue looked at this question, coughed slightly, and whispered to the director: "Shall we change the question?" Xiao Lizi, a straight man of steel, doesn't understand these things. ”

The director leaned over and whispered: "It's okay, just ask." Audiences and readers alike now love this kind of question. ”

A crescent moon gave the director an OK pose.

The camera turned to Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo slowly opened the mineral water, his eyes were cold: "You can't care." ”

Xiao Lizi was slightly suspicious: "Above? ”

A crescent moon showed a gloomy smile and deliberately guided: "It's a special posture for two people to get along, do you like to be the master above?" Or is it the juggernaut below? ”

Xiao Lizi: "... Juggernaut above. ”

Xiao Mo was drinking water and almost choked on mineral water:...

Audience: (???) ~

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3. Use an animal to describe the person you like.

Xiao Mo thought for a moment and said lightly: "Roses." ”

A crescent moon: "Xiao Mo, is your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher?" I'm asking about animals! Are flowers animals!! ”

Xiao Mo continued the four-character proverb: "You can't care. ”

A crescent moon wiped away a handful of bitter tears, and Nima met this kind of interview subject...

A wanyue looked at Li Huaiyu expectantly, and Xiao Mo looked at Li Huaiyu without a trace.

Li Huaiyu gave a two-word answer in anticipation: "Rabbit." ”

Xiao Mo frowned and secretly clenched his fists.

A crescent moon held his forehead and sighed, forgetting that Xiao Lizi was holding the script of the second male.

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4. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Xiao Mo (raising his lips): "You don't care." ”

A crescent moon: ...

Li Huaiyu glanced at Xiao Mo, and then looked at a crescent moon: "Who are you asking?" ”

A crescent moon squeezed her eyebrows: "Xiao Mo, which part of his body do you like the most?" ”

Li Huaiyu looked disgusted: "Why should I like his body parts, funny." ”

A crescent moon spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Xiao Mo's face changed, and he finally stood up, flicked his sleeves and left the studio.

Director: "What did you do with a crescent!! ”

A crescent moon is infinitely aggrieved: "I didn't do anything... Ay? Little Lizi, don't go, don't go!! ”

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"100 Questions of the Land God", Issue 5, end.

The next episode airs when a crescent moon is uninspired...

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