Chapter 40: There Is a Strange Fortune Teller

After returning to the inn, I walked into the room of my sister and Qian Guanzi and threw my sister on the bed. Originally, she was still pretending to be drunk, but now she didn't do it, and sat up from the bed and scolded. I only replied: "Rest well, you're drunk." So he closed the door for her.

After changing clothes, I told Zheng Yunfei that I didn't have to worry about going out if I had something, so I jumped out of the inn with little Lori on my shoulder.

All the way around to avoid encountering camphor leaves and Qian Guanzi, walked quickly to the small square where the red tree met, shook the moon bell a few times, and silently waited for when the red tree would appear. I think she's so smart that she'll understand what I mean by ringing the bell, and if she doesn't come, she doesn't want to see me. And little Lori also knew that I was waiting for the red tree, and she didn't make any noise or noise, so she was bored and waited with me.

The festival also came to an end after the fireworks festival, and the number of people on the road gradually decreased, and even the small vendors began to pack up their things and leave, and the desertion after the excitement was even more lonely.

I heard the bell from afar, and before I knew it, it was time to come.

The crowds are getting thin, passers-by are hurrying home to sleep, there is only one old sweeper in the small square, and even little Lori is sitting next to my ankle and dozing. I saw that the red tree had not come after waiting for a long time, and I am afraid that she did not understand the meaning of my shaking of the bell, but did not want to come to see me.

"Wait a little longer, forget it if you don't come."

When I was idle and bored, a fortune teller carried a yin and yang gossip flag and passed in front of me. I glanced at him curiously, and the fortune teller glanced at me, and immediately stopped and asked me in a friendly manner, "Little brother, are you waiting?" ”

"You can see it at a glance."

The fortune teller looked at the moonlight in the sky, pinched his fingers strangely, and said with some regret: "You have to wait for that person, I'm afraid he won't come." ”

I clasped my hands and gave him a blank look, not believing his nonsense, "You guess! ”

The fortune teller smiled absently, and said, "The right talent trail passed by here, and when I saw a golden light here, it seemed that there was a person with extraordinary destiny here, so I came to take a look." Now that I look at it, the person who thinks of that extraordinary personality is you, little brother. ”

My heart moved, although I knew that this was the deceptive line of the charlatan, and I didn't intend to believe the deceptive words of the charlatan. But what, I'm also a traverser, and I'm supposed to be the hero of the man, and it's not unreasonable for him to say that my life is extraordinary......

I pretended not to believe it at all, and coughed, "I don't have any money." ”

"The trail travels all over the country, but it is just a person who hopes to find the destiny of heaven, and I am fortunate to give him a point or two, which is the meaning of the path born in the world. Fortune tellers watch the water breeze to collect some money, but it is just for two full meals. Today, I see that Your Excellency has an extraordinary personality, and I should do my best to guide you through the maze. If you don't think it's right, you can ignore the trail. If you think it's accurate, pity Xiaodao's thin clothes, and you can reward a few pennies. ”

All said so, that white is not white.

I immediately smiled and said to him, "Then you can do the math for me." "And tell him about my birthday.

The fortune teller asked me to stretch out my palm, and I did as he said, letting him touch my palm with two fingers...... But his fingers are really delicate, it is said that those who are advanced can rejuvenate themselves, and the old woman is a typical example, could it be that this fortune teller is really a capable person?!

When he withdrew his hand, I withdrew my palm.

"Sure enough, Xiaodao is not mistaken, you have an extraordinary immortal fate." He said.

Not to mention, he can see this, he is really capable!

"It's a pity, you're a waste!" He sighed again.

I was amazed and hurriedly asked, "How do you know?!" ”

"If you don't know this little thing, the trail will be in vain for so many years."

I was immediately convinced, knelt down at him, and cried out in pain: "Master save me!" Please forgive me for the disrespect just now, here is all the money on me, please don't take it all politely! I immediately took the purse in my hands respectfully.

The fortune teller smiled kindly, and after taking the money bag, he only took a few pennies from it: "If you have a heart, you don't need too much." Then he put the money bag in his clothes and handed me back the pennies: "Take it and buy a cake." "Look how loving the master is!

Little Lori woke up under my shouting and kneeling, wiping her eyes and looking at us in confusion.

I looked up sincerely and asked, "Master, can you give me some pointers?" I don't want to be a waste wood for the rest of my life! ”

"That's natural." The master said angrily: "It is Xiaodao's lifelong wish to guide the people of destiny, since we have met today, I should spare no effort to give you some advice." You stand up first, take off all your clothes, and let Xiaodao see if you are still saved. ”

I stood up, but said embarrassedly, "But...... Take it off here? ”

"In the dead of night, what does it matter if there is no one else?"

Also, it's not a big deal in terms of my face, there is only one old man left in the small square who is cleaning up the garbage after the festival, and the old man will still covet my beauty?

In order to counterattack the waste firewood, I gave up my shame and took off my clothes one by one, and at the strong request of the master, I took off my underwear in deep humiliation and covered the important parts with a twist. I looked at the little Lori, but fortunately, she kept looking at the master stupidly, but she didn't notice that I was a naked/body-like maniac.

The master touched the beard on his lips and thought, "You turn around twice and let me see." ”

I did as he said, covering the bottom and turning around twice.

"Turn twice in the opposite direction."

I turned twice in the opposite direction as he said.

"Squat and jump three times."

Jump three times.

"Pinch the right earlobe with your left hand and pinch your left earlobe with your right hand."

It felt like I was doing a military examination, and I said shyly, "In that case, I can't hide it." ”

"Don't worry too much, Xiaodao just wants to see if you have enough Yuanyang Qi."

I shyly did as he said, pinching my right earlobe with my left hand and my left earlobe with my right hand, exposing my little brother to the moonlight, and the evening breeze was so cool!

The master stared at me for a long time before he raised his head and coughed awkwardly, his face flushed a little and said, "Very masculine......" I don't know why his uncle blushes.

I hurriedly covered my little brother and asked nervously, "Master, can I still be saved?" ”

"Go back to the countryside and buy two acres of land and become a farmer."

I fell to my knees with tears in my eyes and smashed the stone slab of the small square with a few punches: "Oh my God—am I destined to be a waste wood for the rest of my life?!" ”

Just as I was crying and shouting with my bare buttocks, little Lori pounced on the master, hugged the master's thigh, and rubbed it closely.

"Ying~"

This little child is not sensible, and I am so angry that I want to pull her back.

But...... Column?

I paused, and I looked at the master dumbfounded.

The master was a little surprised that a little Lori suddenly hugged him, but after noticing that I was staring at him, his serious face showed a little strangeness, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he forced himself to smile at the end.

"Hey~"

Very nice girl's voice.

"Master ......"

Fuck the master!

I jumped up all of a sudden, covered my bottom and pointed at her and shouted, "You're kidding me?!" "I'm sorry that I really fell for her!

The master dragged the little Lori back two steps, and pointed at me with the gossip flag with a smile and shame: "I warn you, don't come here, pervert without clothes!" ”

"You have the face to say?! You didn't tell me to take it off! I'm going to rip off your slut's mask! ”

There is no doubt that this person who pretended to be a fortune teller and played me like a monkey is Hongying! I should have thought that a fortune teller might have such slender white fingers that would make me undress and bounce and blush while staring at me!

I didn't cover it anymore, and I was about to pounce with my hands wide open. She screamed and knocked me hard with the gossip flag several times, so painful that I squatted on the ground and hugged my head and begged for mercy: "Don't fight!" Something to say...... You're fucking unreasonable! ”

When she finally stopped, I covered my little brother with bruises all over my body and crawled into the pile of clothes behind, turned my back and hurriedly put on my underwear first, and then put on other clothes in a panic, like a person who was ready to do something bad but was kicked out of the room and caught rape in bed.

Damn! It's a big mess, and she has seen everything!

I had prepared a stomach and thought of telling her when we met, but I didn't have any face when I got it like this.

While getting dressed, she turned around and secretly looked at her, she was playing with little Lori, little Lori curiously reached out and touched her beard, tore it off lightly, and then put it on her lips, both of them laughed very interestingly.

"Little cutie, how do you know your sister's name?"

"I know!"

"Sister is asking, why do you know?"

Little Lori tilted her head and thought for a while, but couldn't think of a reason, but replied: "I just know!" ”

I turned around and said, "That guy is Kiyohime, of course I know." ”

"Huh-" Hongying screamed in surprise, pinched Little Lori's face, and pulled away a little longer to see: "It really looks like Sister Ji!" How did it come to this? ”

After fastening my belt, I didn't bother to tidy up my appearance, so I walked behind Hongying in a sloppy way and explained, "I made a spiritual contract with her." ”

The surprise on Hong Ying's face was capitalized: "You have made a spiritual contract with Sister Ji?" How can it be?! ”

"I don't lie to you, in order to participate in the sword trial conference, this is also something that can't be helped...... Then I seemed to have a low supply of spiritual power, and she became like this. But don't worry, she won't be like this all the time, and I think it's about the same time. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, a white light emitted from the little Lori's body, and after the white light, Qing Ji, whose personality was completely realized, appeared.

The snowy little seedling suit is worn on the tall her, so that most of Qing Ji's skin is naked/exposed, a pair of snow-white slender thighs are so bright that my eyes are dazzled, the most terrible thing is that the belt can still hold up, the small waist is as thin as a child, wearing such a small Miao suit, Qing Ji's graceful posture has a sexy beauty that makes my blood swell.

Oops, the nosebleed can't be stopped!