Yanagi was called in by Mr. Ghost Doctor to take care of the elder brother, and now that I woke up, he said goodbye to me. Looking at his depressed back when he left, he knew that today's incident had caused him important psychological damage. Unlike Yanagi, I don't have much fame in the mountain gate, so I don't have anything to lose, and I don't bother to pay so much attention to being misunderstood.

I'm back in Big Brother's hospital room, and after the poisonous burn and the failed Poison Spider killing plan, I now have to face up to an important question: this thing really has the protagonist buff on it. Even if he is lying unconscious on the bed now, looking like he is being slaughtered, in fact, it is very likely that when I choke his neck, a person suddenly rushed out and pressed me to the ground, and it is impossible to kill him.

I decided to see if the spider was still in the senior brother's pants, and it would be nice if it bit the elder brother's little brother in the crotch, but if it crawled out and bit the junior sister, it would be a stupid thing like the junior sister drank the poisonous porridge yesterday, so it would be more appropriate to catch it.

The elder brother's trouser belt had been untied by Yanagi, and I casually lifted the elder brother's trousers a little and looked closer. It was dark inside, and I didn't see the spider except for the obscene sticks and hair, and I didn't know if it had gotten into the elder brother's*.

Suddenly I heard a "poof" sound, I hurriedly raised my head and looked at the door, only to see my sister standing at the door stupidly, covering her mouth with her hand, and the wooden box she was holding in her hand fell to the ground and spilled food. Her eyes were filled with despair, shock, disbelief, and many more complex feelings that were difficult to put into words......

At first, I didn't know how she could have such an expression, but after a second, I immediately realized that something was wrong!

"Wait ......"

I hurriedly lifted my brother's pants back, trying to explain it to my sister, but I saw her turn around and run away without saying a word. This kind of scene that seems to have happened not long ago makes me understand what she is thinking, if I don't explain it to her now, I can't wash away the name of this pervert and beast by jumping into the Yellow River!

I rushed out of the room in a hurry and shouted at my sister, "Don't go! ”

But the junior sister rushed out of the health hall without looking back, I shouted and chased after me, and when I chased out of the door, I tripped over the threshold and fell hard, and I could only watch the junior sister Edgeworth fly away and go away.

It's over, it's over.

"Senior sister! I'm not who you think I am! ”

I lay on the ground and wept bitterly, welcoming the eyes of the passers-by around me.

After I finished crying and shouting, and then went back to the ward to clean up the lunch box that had fallen to the ground, I slapped my brother a few times in anger, and when I rummaged around inside and outside his body for the spider, the spider no longer knew where to crawl. In the end, it simply didn't matter, and it was up to it to climb wherever it liked.

Suddenly remembered that she had promised Hongying to bring her a robe tomorrow.

Speaking of which, ten years ago, the robes of our Qingxuan Dao Sect were uniform and monotonous, similar to the factory clothes of the Celestial Empire. Later, I submitted the design of the new robe to Zao Wou-ki, the old pervert, and he decisively reformed the robe of the sect, making the original monotonous and simple robe become beautiful and fashionable, especially the robe of the female disciple became a skirt, not to mention anything else, the old pervert and I like to stare at the thighs of those beautiful female disciples in the door the most, and even the three elders are wearing the robes of female disciples all day long and pretending to be tender.

The Great Elder naturally scoffed, but other sects followed suit, as if setting off a trend in the cultivation realm. Because of this, I can't lend my robe to Hongying, I have to find a way to buy a women's robe, and the first target is naturally the third junior sister.

It's a little nervous to think about it, I, Wang Yi, actually want to do the perverted act of stealing my sister's clothes.

After dark, I left the senior brother who had no good way to deal with it for the time being, and hurried back to Shuijing Peak to find an opportunity to act. Now my image in my junior sister's mind must be very bad, if I am caught stealing her robe this time, wouldn't it be regarded as a pervert? Or, is it seen as a more perverted person than a pervert?

Returning to Shuijing Peak from Zhengyang Peak, as soon as I entered the door, I saw the junior sister and the junior brother holding a quilt and preparing to go out.

When Xiao Zhengtai saw me, he was a little surprised and said, "Second Senior Brother, why did you come back?" We're just going to go to the health center. Then Xiao Zhengtai said again: "Senior sister and I discussed it, and in the future, senior sister and I will take care of senior brother together, second senior brother, you can cook at home, is this okay, second senior brother?" ”

As soon as I heard it, I could hear that there was something else in it, was the senior sister arranged it like this to prevent me from behaving like a beast against the senior brother?

The little junior brother didn't seem to hear anything strange from the junior sister. I glanced at my junior sister, and as soon as I looked up, my junior sister immediately looked complicated, and pulled the little junior brother with a blank face to quickly walk past me, but I stopped me with one hand.

"Senior sister, you have to believe me!" I said very seriously.

"Get out of the way."

"It was a misunderstanding, I saw a spider crawling into my brother's pants, so I ......"

She gave me a white look in disgust, "How could it be so coincidental?" ”

"It's such a coincidence!" It's weird.

"If you don't get out of the way, I'll kick you!"

I opened my arms to stop the doorway, "Even if you kick me, you won't get out of the way!" ”

Immediately, I was kicked into the corner by my junior sister, and my junior brother was taken aback and shouted "Second Senior Brother" and wanted to come over to help me, but she pulled me back and warned: "Don't get too close to your second senior brother." Then he glared at me with disdain, and ran away with Xiao Zhengtai.

I hurriedly crawled to the door and shouted bitterly at the back of her and her brother as they went down the mountain and left, "That's a misunderstanding!" I'm not Kee! I really didn't plan to do anything hurtful to Senior Brother! ”

Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning and thunder in the sky, and I was so frightened that I quickly retreated into the house.

In the future, it is better to say less of this kind of nonsense......

The master didn't know when he came out of nowhere, and he climbed up from behind me silently and teased me with his tail, "Ah Yi, what perverted thing have you done again?" ”

"Nope."

"I watched you grow up as a teacher, and I know you." If this stupid cat really understood me, it wouldn't have such a bad expression, but it stretched and patted me on the head with a meat ball, and said, "I want to take a bath for the teacher." ”

"Yes......"

The clouds in the sky were thick tonight, and it was a dark and windy night.

After taking a bath for the master, it went back to its room, I don't know if it was practicing or sleeping, and it was estimated that the latter was much more likely.

It's actually a good thing for me that my sister won't come back tonight, and I'm still struggling with how to steal a piece of clothing from her room. Now, while Master is also sleeping, I sneak into my sister's room with a lamp.

There was a faint fragrance of flowers in my sister's room, which was the scent of the sachet that I bought for her in Youlai Town, down the mountain. Although she is a girl, her room is the messiest in our Shuijingfeng, some clothes and socks are thrown on the ground so messily, and the quilts and pillows on the bed are not neatly folded, most of the time I help her clean up, if she is alone, it will not take long for this place to become a kennel.

I admit that I am a thief, and I usually don't feel anything when I come into my sister's room, but today I am a little cringe, three steps and one turn back, to make sure that no one suddenly comes out before I dare to take the next step. When I was a child, I washed my sister's clothes, and then I forgot when I was not allowed to touch them. But I'll still help her collect the clothes by the way, I even know where her panties are hidden, and a robe is naturally not a problem.

Familiarly opened the wardrobe in her room, and took out a woman's robe on the ground floor and took it out. I believe that the junior sister has so many Taoist robes, and she will definitely not notice it in a day or two if she has one less.

I hugged my sister's robe and smiled as I carried the oil lamp as I left her room. I turned my head to the door and saw Master sneaking out half of his head from the door, a pair of titanium laser cat's eyes staring straight at me. Its expressionless appearance must be indescribably complicated inside.

The lantern in my hand fell to the ground with a "clang" and went out.

"Master, Master......"

Master shook his head, his expression was as if he had expected it to be like this, "Ah Yi, you finally did this kind of thing." ”

I knelt on the ground and shouted excitedly, "Master, listen to me, I just want to borrow my sister's Taoist robe for a while, and I don't mean anything else!" ”

"How do you want to use it?"

“......”

"Turn yourself in."

It's really a beep cat, and whatever bad things I've done lately have failed!

I silently stood up, stuffed my sister's robe back, picked up the lantern and walked out of the room.

Master looked disgusted at the door and said, "Tonight, you will kneel outside and reflect on it, and write me a 10,000-word review before your senior brother wakes up." ”

"Yes—"

"If you do this kind of thing again, you will be castrated as a teacher."

"Yes—"

The master sighed and wagged his tail and left.

I went outside to the courtyard, found a flat grass and knelt down, reflecting on where I had been exposed, so that Master would be suspicious of my character. Sometimes I look at the shadows of the trees that are blown by the wind and dance like a ghost, and sometimes I look at the moon in the sky that is hidden by clouds, and I can't count the stars.

So sleepy, so cold, so bored.

Master's punitive words are better to listen to, with his stupid character, maybe tomorrow he will forget about today's events.

Let's go back to sleep.

I stood up and patted my mud-stained pants and walked back to my room, thinking about what I was going to do to the red tree tomorrow, and God knows what would happen to that enchantress with a lot of bad ideas.

In desperation, I took out a robe of my own, and then took out scissors and needle and thread, and cut the robe in the weak light of the oil lamp. As Shui Jingfeng's premier home-based expert, it is not difficult to change a men's robe into a women's robe, but it is too time-consuming and energy-consuming, and it is just too troublesome. Moreover, it is okay to change this male robe to a female robe, but it is not possible to change the female robe back to a male robe, because since the reform of the robe, the fabric of the female disciple's robe has become less......

Outside, there was the chaotic whining of insects, and the sound of bamboo blowing in the evening breeze.

It wasn't until the red sun rose on the edge of the mountains and clouds that I finished the work, and I fell asleep as soon as I lay down on the bed. I didn't sleep for long, and in my daze, I seemed to hear something wake me up, so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyelids, and threw the thing out of the window, covered my head under the quilt and continued to sleep. It wasn't until I didn't know what to do when there was a knock on the door that woke me up again, and I got up in a slumbered way.

"Who?"

"Second Senior Brother, it's time to eat."

It was the little junior brother who knocked on the door, he went with his junior sister to take care of the senior brother last night, and came back in the morning?

I answered him and yawned to open the door, suddenly remembering that something seemed to be coming from me, and I seemed to have thrown it out of the window.

Oh, it's the bells!