Chapter 729 "Poof! ”

Dumbfounded as I looked at the old drunkard who was speaking passionately on the stage, and I was stunned for a while.

"That's right, yes, are you going to spoil Her Royal Highness's intentions and disgrace her?"

Mu Ladin's urn sound also came out, and after a closer look, this guy tried his best to put on a national face, hiding the usual obscene and stingy image behind him, so that he really had a little bit of the power of the [former] dwarf king.

It's just that what are these two old guys selling in the gourd-medicine-? In front of so many elves and other races, wouldn't they think about the consequences, Kane? So don't you come out to stop them?

The many elves in the audience had begun to whisper, each expressing their own opinions, and for a while, the entire square was filled with the voices of thousands of elves.

I have to admit that this group of pretentious artists is indeed more rational than human beings, although they were dizzy at the beginning, but now that they think about it carefully, it turned out that Her Royal Highness the Queen decided by her own will, and there was no reluctance in it, and it seemed that it was not her turn to be blindly excited there.

Soon, this opinion prevailed, and the elves who had this consensus fell silent one by one, and the frustration and despair on their faces were unmistakable.

Hey, could it be that the old drunkard did a good deed with Muradin?

Looking at the unexpected development, I was amazed by the rationality of the elves, and even more surprised that the two guys on the stage who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic actually did a serious thing today?

"No, Her Royal Highness is determined to marry the Alliance, why is it that guy named Druid Wu Fan? I heard that the guy already has three wives, how can such a - pervert - wolf be worthy of our Royal Highness the Queen ?! ”

The discordant sound came from the corner of the square, and soon resonated with some of the elves, and even those who had already accepted their fate were shaken, yes, even if it was a marriage, it didn't have to be that kind of guy, at least it was necessary to find a guy who could better match Her Royal Highness.

"Be quiet, be quiet, that is to say, everyone has agreed on the marriage between the two clans, and is discussing Luo on this premise?"

The old drunkard held up the magic megaphone, and the voice of the audience rang out high.

Hey, why is that magic megaphone so familiar?!

Rummaged through the inventory, I immediately leaned in, bored in the house last night, took it out to practice my voice, probably forgot to recycle, and put it on the table casually, I don't know when I was touched-off by this bastard.

My artifact of conquering the universe ahh

Resisting the urge to rush up and retake it, I looked at the stage with burning eyes, as long as these guys did something unserious, what they would have to face would be a thunderous blow from my druid Wu Fan.

There is no need to doubt their quality, it is very likely that they are still discussing state affairs, civil and family affairs seriously at this moment, and the next moment they will turn their faces and play the Northeast duo, this is where their bad root - sex - lies, and they really can't relax for a moment.

"Very well, so let's use this as a premise and discuss the truth."

Enjoying the majesty of the crowd, the old drunkard moistened his throat with a smug voice that could not be concealed, and continued.

"First of all, the druid Wu Fan you are talking about is the elder of our alliance, although in terms of the status of each other's clans, it may not be equal to your Royal Highness the Queen, but you also know that the great elder of our alliance is Lord Akara, and the elder is already the highest position under the great elder."

Under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes, the old drunkard said some lines that did not seem to come out of her mouth, quite coherent-sexual, could he ......

In an instant, I thought of a possibility—sexuality—yes, Kane must have been involved, otherwise the old drunkard would never have been able to think of such a clear line.

When it was done, the elves below also heard a whisper, and even lines such as "That's how the alliance was structured" could occasionally be heard.

No way, the elves say that the good thing is the artist, and the bad thing is that the family squats, ordinary elves, they don't particularly like to gather in noisy places such as bars to chat about the mountains, and because of the scattered residence, they don't know much about the outside world, they only know that the spiritual leader of their clan, the great elder Yalandran, and the wise and martial queen, and even the appearance of human beings, before the two races came into contact, the concept was quite vague.

"Of course, there is no doubt about his position as an elder, he has been appointed in eight years, and it is definitely not a hasty decision because he wants to marry your Majesty the Queen, of course, if you want to do this, you have to change it, and our alliance does not mind appointing another elder to marry your Royal Highness the Queen."

"That's not going to work!"

"Yes, yes, this is simply an insult to Her Royal Highness!!"

Sure enough, the elves were excited, and they were really naïve guys who were easily provoked.

"Could it be that there are no other elders other than this druid Wu Fan? At least a marriage with Her Royal Highness the Queen that can be treated wholeheartedly, and not such a pervert! ”

In the crowd, the discordant voice reappeared, and it was the same person who ruined the atmosphere for the first time, right, listening to the tone, although the tone was deliberately changed, but it could still be heard that it was the same person.

I sensed that a rather strong sense of intrigue was permeating the air over this square.

"Yes, yes, that's right, can't you humans come up with good candidates?"

"Is that all the Adventurer Alliance capable of?"

This discordant sound always provoked the flammability of the elves, and in an instant, the protests came and went again.

"The stupid guy over there~~!!"

The old drunkard immediately suppressed all the voices with a sharp roar, and casually pointed to an elf who was leading the protest, and said loudly.

"Do you think that a genius like your Royal Highness the Queen is a green vegetable on the street, and you can meet it casually?"

"Of course not, Her Royal Highness is the hope given to us by the goddess of the forest, even if it is ten thousand years, one hundred thousand years, there will not be one."

The rather passionate queen fan replied so loudly.

"That's it, our alliance is the same, known as the youngest elder of the alliance in history, do you think you can be a fool casually, that is also a rare fool in 100,000 years...... Ahem...... That's it. ”

Hey? Huh?!!

Just now, the old drunkard seems to have swallowed a certain word, is it my delusion? And which is [that]? What does "that] mean exactly?! Explain it to me...... No, it's better not to explain it, don't explain it well, bastard, why can't I help but want to burst into tears?

"Of course, being young is always a little less experience, and there is still a big gap between that guy and us elders of the older generation." Coughing a few times, the old drunkard continued.

No, I personally think that although it is true that it cannot be compared to the elders like Akara and Kane, or even the miser Farah, although the personality is a little worse, but because of his personal hobbies and great contributions to the alliance, the spirit of studying day and night also makes me ashamed.

Only for you, the old drunkard, I still have a little sense of superiority as an elder in it. You, who are the least qualified to say this, just said it, even the cheeky face that can withstand even Baal's attack should be a little red.

Just when I was secretly complaining in my heart, the old drunkards and dwarf winter melons who had been serious for a long time finally revealed their true colors as the root of evil and the ancestors of disaster-chaos at this time.

"But it's a pity that there is only one kid who can match your elf queen in terms of age, or ......"

Up to this sentence, the tone and expression of the old drunkard were still quite normal, but in the next moment, they made everyone present realize what it meant to be true - sex - violence - exposure - and what was called form shì turned sharply.

"Or are you willing to let your Royal Highness marry such a perverted old man?"

It seems that he shouted this sentence out with the loudest voice in his life, and at this time, the old winter melon, who had been hiding behind the scenes, also cooperated with the old drunkard in a timely manner, stepped forward, and raised the items in his hand high.

Holding up in his hand was an engram crystal.

Then, in the midst of everyone's suspicious gaze, the engram burst into light, and a clear image was projected from within.

In the video, Farrah, who is dressed as a magical girl and shows skinny thighs and legs, uses his withered old hands to turn a heart-shaped wand with a cute girlish atmosphere, the white beard that has never grown too long because of the explosion is decorated with a pink-colored ribbon bow, and there are not many hairs left that are combed into tiny braids, and then tied into a very complicated hairstyle.

With countless colorful meteors and bewitching flowers as a background, Farrah, dressed as such, turned her wand and turned the circle lightly, chanting words in her mouth.

"Transformation, ミラルク, キラルク, gyogyogyogyo...... favorite fish."

"Poof!!"

In an instant, countless rice sprays were sounded in a row, and if it was the time after the meal, I am afraid that the entire square would have turned into a sea of food scraps.

No...... I'm sorry, although it's a bit embarrassing to complain about the emperor's face, but please tell me, where should I complain, where should I complain.

"Even if you ask me like this, I don't know, don't cry~~!!"

The expression on the face of the little fox, who was shaking back and forth by my shoulder, was very delicate, and it was a very complicated emotion that ranged from shock and disgust to hilarious and embarrassing.

No, no, this video ...... No, ahem, the contents of this memory crystal are too problematic.

With a sluggish expression, he looked at the perverted Farah wearing a magical girl costume in the engram crystal on the stage, and after doing the transformation action that made people squirt rice, the index finger and middle finger flashed horizontally in the corner of the eye in a V-shape, making a beautiful girl's shining action, which once again caused countless squirting sounds at the same time, and said in his mouth, "Adventurer Alliance, warmly welcome you to join, we have the cutest beautiful girl here waiting for you to save it", and then a flying kiss once again caused countless squirting sounds.

As I watched, my brain was running at high speed.

No matter how perverted the old man is, it is impossible to make this kind of thing, think about it, think about it carefully, is this memory crystal a little familiar?

"Meow~~!!"

At this moment, a cry of sorrow, which is almost imperceptible in normal times, caught my attention, no, not so much to attract attention, but to uncover the last layer of the fog in my heart, and made me suddenly feel the urge to say that "there is only one truth".

Passing through the crowd of 100 meters, approaching the place where the sound came from, I saw Fini, the little pseudo-girl, yes, such a big ceremony, it was surprising that she didn't come, but when did she come, why didn't she come to me, and when I looked at Ou Na standing next to her, I understood.

However, none of this matters, what matters is the truth......

"Meow~, isn't this the red-haired demon who forced me to do the action a few days ago?"

Finney didn't notice me approaching, stared at the stage and exclaimed in an incredulous tone.

Sure enough, it's not wrong, why do I say that this action and transformation lines are so familiar, isn't it the part I taught Finney? This is a plagiarism of Hongguoguo, bastard!!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa?!!"

At this moment, a familiar exclamation sounded on the other side, and just listening to the vitality concentration in it, I knew that it was the little girl who was always full of energy.

"What's going on?"

Beya, who was next to her, asked out loud.

"Yesterday Elder Kasha asked me to add an old man's appearance to the influence above, so that's what happened."

Tia was a little sleepy, confused, and seemed to know that she had done something quite abusive.

It turns out that if it is a little princess of the Heradic clan who is a magical race and has obtained the inheritance of soul magic, this kind of thing can indeed be done.

It's terrible, it's really terrible, I didn't expect that in the Dark Continent, I could see this kind of artifact-level technology ps, and the old drunkard might be surprised by a mind emancipator.

However, now doesn't seem to be the time to care about that.

At this time, the content of the engram pear was finally played, and the white engram crystal didn't seem to be able to withstand the damage of PS, and turned into a pile of powder after completing its mission.

"How about it, can't you let your Royal Highness the Queen marry such a bad old man, if you compare it like this, Wu Xiaozi is not bad."

It's not just good, it's just perfect, looking at the elves who suddenly woke up, the look of fear and recognition on their faces, I complained again.

"The last point, and the most important point, many people may not know that Wu Xiaozi is actually the other one of the mainland twin stars, so from this point of view, he can be fully worthy of your Royal Highness the Queen."

It's too late, wouldn't it be enough to say this sooner? You did it on purpose, you deliberately wanted to knock Farah into the abyss!!