Among the ruins, the excretion of the human body has always been solved on its own.

Even in a place like the snow castle, it only follows the original squatting pit of the ancestors of the relics, and there are many people who go there, which is a bit difficult to get off the ground.

In crowded places, toileting is a big problem, and it's embarrassing to be bumped into within the snow castle area, and the supervisor made it clear that there is no open defecation in non-public toilet areas, otherwise it will not be a good thing to get caught.

You can only release your physiological problems in the snow outside the snow castle, which makes many people complain.

"Xu Zhi, return me the night pot."

"If you don't pay it back, how can a girl use this kind of bottle."

"I can hold on."

Xu Zhi instantly made up several scenes of Huang Cheng Cheng using the bottle as a night pot, and he shook his head vigorously to get rid of this thought.

"I think if you really can't hold it, you can make the container of water into two petals, that caliber is big enough."

"Xu Zhi, you rascal bad embryo."

"I just came up with an idea."

"Hooligans."

Huang Chengcheng pulled the door shut, and there was a half-bang, and the sound of the girl cutting the container came from the small house.

"Duplicity, women nowadays are not cute at all."

Xu rolled straight to the bed, now there is a small stove in the room, it is very warm, this small stove is open vigorously now, anyway, he will change places tomorrow, no need to use it in vain.

It was late at night, and he remembered to open the bottle for meat, Xu Zhi came up with a sense of urine, took the bottle, opened the gate and released the water.

A puff of green smoke slowly emerged from the bottle, waking up the sleepy Xu Zhi, who turned around, and almost spilled on his body.

"Lao Tzu can still smoke when he soaks in urine?"

The night pot is really a night pot, there is no cork, and the inside is empty.

"Ahhh

The green smoke cut into half of the blue and gloomy head, and Xu Zhi shook his spirit, knowing that he might have caused something strange.

The items of the ruins occasionally have some unreliable ones, such as the special flavor of dragon's blood that I drank before, and the imprisoned spirit that cries when I hold it.

Now there is a messy bottle coming out, Xu Zhi looked left and right, took the pants that he had taken off today, and stuffed the night pot.

"Ah, good Samaritan, I haven't come out of most of my body."

The blue head floating in the air spitted, and now he floated out a head, with a small wisp of green smoke wrapped underneath.

"You're the god of lights?"

Looking at Somra's blue head and yellow-orange eyes, Xu Zhi somehow remembered the lamp gods in the palace of Mysterbama, everyone looked very similar.

"Oh, good Samaritan, what are you talking about, can you let me come out first?"

Xu Zhi was speechless, and the behavior of the attribute panel in the ruins of half a bucket of water began again, he could understand the other party's words, and the other party could not understand him.

Seeing that Xu Zhi didn't speak, Somla floated her head down and began to bite the pants that Xu Zhi was stuffed into the mouth of the bottle with her teeth.

"Wait"

Xu Zhi kicked over, and Somla's head flew up in an instant, exploding into green smoke again.

"Oh my God, are you an angel or a demon, and which god has come down to punish me?"

"I'm already very pitiful, I've been locked up for more than a thousand years before, and not long after I was released, I retracted back into the demon bottle, and this is more than a thousand years, oh, I'm going crazy."

The green smoke slowly turned into a head, and Somra hung her head and stared straight at Xu Zhi.

"If Gwen Magnus is dead, young man, I am willing to be loyal to you, will you take me as a poor god?"

"Meow Meow"

What Xu Zhi can say, the other party can't understand what he says.

If he can enter the dream world, he can still rely on the attribute panel to check the bottom of this bottle, now, do you want to take out your pants and let this god monster have a complete body.

Or, if he wants, he can stuff the monster back.

The fate of the creatures in the ruins when they appear in the outside world is basically ashes and annihilation, and the allegiance of the gods and monsters is of little use to him, and even he can't even take this god and monster to the dream world, and the living creatures of the life class can't shuttle through it at all.

"If you didn't want to kill me, could you rip that cloth apart, my head would suffocate if I was separated from my body for too long."

Somla floated helplessly in the air, the green smoke under her neck getting fainter and fainter.

"It's miserable."

Xu Zhi thought about it, and finally uncovered the stuffed pants, if there was really any problem, he grabbed the door and fled, there was a supervisor outside, and there was a grandmaster in the ruins, this god monster should not be able to make any waves.

Of course, if it doesn't endanger his life, it doesn't matter if the gods want to make something in the ruins, and leave the headache to the people of Northern Xinjiang to solve.

"Oh~, the person who designed this demon bottle is really bad, although our gods and monsters have a long life, and they can't withstand such a toss, I'm so weak now, my chest and waist are stuck in the bottle."

Somla struggled as the smoke continued to rise up the mouth of the bottle, forming below her head.

Feeling that this god monster had no malicious intent, Xu Zhi also touched the other party's body with great interest, it was very solid, this kind of magic technology of turning gas into solid is really magical, of course, turning a god monster into gas and then sealing it in such a broken bottle, it is even more amazing.

Legend has it that in the Arab world, there is a magical oil lamp, in which lives a lamp god, anyone who polishes the oil lamp will receive the blessing of the lamp god, all the desired things can be achieved, the lamp god is also like Somla, a gas in, a gas out, people call each other Aladdin lamp god.

"Well, this guy can probably only be called Somla Nightpot."

Xu Zhi muttered for a while, and suddenly asked, "Yeju God, can you fulfill my three wishes?" ”

In order to express his meaning clearly, Xu Zhi also deliberately stretched out his fingers, one by two, three with one, and compared a heart with both hands, indicating that this was his wish.

"Oh my God, after more than a thousand years of confinement, has the language of the outside world changed again, I didn't understand a word."

The skinny Somla was very distressed, and every time he was imprisoned, when he came out, he always found that the world had changed a lot, not only many new things would appear, but also many new languages and new countries, which made him very uncomfortable.

"However, I'm a diligent monster, and I'm still a quick learner."

Somla pulled the lower half of his body out of the bottle, and a whirlwind like a small tail kept whirling around his body, and he floated around the small room.

"Oh, young man, will you please me for a glass of bitter ale?"

"If you could give me a piece of clothing, I'd appreciate you even more."

"Also, can you teach me a modern language, I use magic to help me learn, and I can master a language very quickly."

Somla looked at Xu Zhi expectantly, which made Xu Zhi's heart cold, this thing is not Aladdin's lamp god at all, his three wishes have not been fulfilled, but the other party directly dumped three wishes.

You're so sure I can understand you.

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