Chapter 335: Picking the Hive
I smiled and said to my sister-in-law: "On this desert island, there are only three of us. Who's going to get rid of this hive? ”
"But if I don't put this hive under my nose, I always feel like someone will take it away, even if there are no other people on this desert island, there are other living creatures." The sister-in-law said eloquently.
"Alright, alright, let's go now, I'll go and help you get that hive now." I think I'm a show talent and a soldier now, and I can't explain it clearly, what can I do in the face of these two unreasonable women?
I walked listlessly behind them, I really don't know why the two of them have such a strong pursuit of honey?
The two of them are like tireless birds, chattering in front, the two of them are very excited, and it seems that the two of them are also in a very good mood.
Suddenly, the sister-in-law turned her head and shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, hurry up, do you mean that you are tired?" Otherwise, why are you walking so slowly? ”
My wife also turned her head and glared at me. "Could it be that asking you to help us pick the hive makes you so unwilling?"
I cried out. "Wife, you and your sister can't wronged me like this, when did I say I didn't want to pick a beehive for the two of you?"
"Since you want to help the two of us pick the hive, then you don't procrastinate any longer and stride forward." My wife hated iron and said that it could not be made of steel.
I know that women in the state of shopping are unreasonable, I never thought that women under the stimulation of the hive would be so unreasonable, I am really speechless to them now.
So I quickened my pace, and soon walked in front of the two of them, and if I were to be scolded in front of the two of you, I would definitely fight back.
I didn't expect me to walk in front, to the great satisfaction of the two of them, and neither of them ever said anything like me procrastinating and not walking fast.
I walked in front of the two of them with cheerful steps, and they both walked behind me with a smile on their faces, and soon we were in front of the hive.
Looking at the hive, the bad premonition in my heart became deeper and deeper. I turned my head to look at them and said, "Let's be honest, don't you two really think this hive is a bit big?" ”
When my wife heard this, she was immediately dissatisfied, "It's all here, and you actually told me this?" It's like having a delicious meal in front of us, and you tell us we can't eat it. ”
My sister-in-law is still a more strategic person. She said to me coquettishly, "Brother-in-law, you see that my sister and I both want to eat honey so much. ”
"You can help us hook it off, this honey can be eaten for a long time, and with honey, we will have a special taste when we barbecue meat."
I also have shortcomings as a person, my ears are softer, and I wavered under my sister-in-law's gentle words, and I threw all the bad premonitions I had just now into the country of Wowjava.
I smiled and said to them, "Okay, then you just wait for me, and I'll pick this big hive for you, so that you can drink enough honey." ”
"Brother-in-law, you're so nice." The sister-in-law said with praise.
My wife was smiling at me. "Look, wouldn't it be okay if you said that earlier? I have to be in a hurry. ”
So I climbed up the tree, intending to take the hive down. I climbed this tree very smoothly though. But I always felt that there were countless eyes staring at me behind me, and my heart was afraid.
I sped up and climbed to the top of the tree trunk and got the hive down, I looked down, said to my wife and sister-in-law, and threw the hive down.
In this way, the hive fell into the hands of his wife and sister-in-law. The two of them were very happy to see the beehive they had been thinking about fall into their hands like this.
The sister-in-law is quite conscientious, and she shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law, come down quickly, how dangerous it is in the tree." ”
I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart, now that I know the danger, when I was forced to go up the tree just now, why didn't you think that I was in danger in the tree.
Soon I was struggling down the tree. The more I looked at it, the more I felt that this hive was a bit big. I looked around and really felt like there were countless eyes staring at me.
I couldn't help but shudder. I hurriedly said to my wife and sister-in-law, "Okay, since the hive has arrived, let's hurry to the place where we stay." ”
In this way, the three of us carried the big hive back to where we had settled.
When the sister-in-law arrived, she picked up the guy who was holding the water, and ran away, "I'll go get some water and come back." ”
"I've never seen her so active at any other time." As soon as I turned my head after speaking, I saw my wife staring at me.
"Wife, why are you looking at me like this?" I asked hurriedly.
My wife smiled and approached me. "Husband. Let's hurry up and make a fire, my sister will bring the water in a while, and we will have to boil the water. ”
I couldn't stop crying and laughing, and I smiled and said to my wife: "Is it true that in your mind, I only have two functions: taking a hive and making a fire?" ”
"How can you only do these two things? You are the pillar of my heart, the indispensable person in my life. My wife said with a smile.
My wife's words make my heart warm, although my wife's temper is not very good, and she speaks a little straightforwardly, but when she is gentle, it is also sweet.
Soon my sister-in-law brought water, and my fire was lit, and the two of them started boiling water.
The wife added enough fire to the fire, and soon the water boiled. The sister-in-law couldn't wait to break a piece on the hive, and then threw it into the boiling water.
I shook my head and smiled at the two of them as if they could drink honey now.
Suddenly I felt as if I heard the buzzing of bees. I looked around. It was as if the voice had disappeared into my ears again.
I walked around again, but I didn't find anything like a bee, and I couldn't help laughing to myself at the weight of my suspicions.
My sister-in-law also noticed my movements, and she hurriedly shouted, "Brother-in-law, what are you observing?" ”
I asked her, "Do you hear anything?" It's like a bee buzzing sound. ”
Before the sister-in-law could speak, the wife's eyes rolled over. "Just what you're thinking about all day. There are no bees here, don't think that picking a hive will make the bees target you. ”