Chapter 159: Catching Cats
is in a good mood, everything is pleasing to the eye, and even the joy of bullying elementary school students is not needed, and Saratoga, the childlike child, is doing things with primary school students.
"Bismarck's Ontology Capture Campaign!"
The sister-in-law wore the flat glasses that his wife usually used for decoration, and tapped on the blackboard with a whip.
"Bismarck! It's a man-made thing crystallized by science and technology, although it looks like an ordinary ship girl now, but in fact, Bismarck's real identity is a robot! robot! She is usually silent, with a serious expression! Actually! That's the technology of making Bismarck's body is not up to par, and the technology of communication and controlling facial expressions is a big difference, but Bismarck, ah, has been absorbing the things around her, today is a nail, tomorrow may be a bicycle tire, one day Bismarck will become a weird scientist, years of research have made her legs and feet not convenient, can only sit in a wheelchair all day long, wearing a white coat and sunglasses, but still do not forget to show her career line to seduce the admiral, for her ......"
"Sister Saratoga, what is a career line?" Blowing Snow asked, raising his little hand.
If you are interrupted to speak in normal times, Blowing Snow will inevitably be bullied by your sister-in-law, but today your sister-in-law is very happy, so she doesn't care about these, and she also shows in person what a career line is called with compassion.
Leaning forward, squeezing her arms in front of her chest, pulling down her collar, a white and tender Mariana Trench, as if it can suck people's souls in, the sister-in-law who does it is convincing.
I don't know how to be amazed, Xiao and Bai Xue's faces are slightly red, and they think to themselves what Sister Saratoga is doing!
"Sister, you seem to have it too!" Blowing snow little Lori said a word to break the identity of the snow traitor.
"Sister! What nonsense are you talking about! "Snow is like shrimp blanched in water.
"Obviously ......" Blowing Snow still wanted to say, and was suddenly covered by Bai Xue's mouth.
The sister-in-law stood on the podium and shook her head: "The current primary school students are amazing, amazing. ”
Bai Xue looked at her sister angrily, eager to knock a few times on the little blue head, but ......
"Sister, did I say something wrong? Doesn't it make you happy? "Blowing buns finally found out that something was wrong with my sister.
The care from my sister is so sweet, Bai Xue's resentment has disappeared, hugging Blowing Snow, rubbing on the face of Blowing Snow's buns, Sister controls Bai Xue, and Blowing Snow is special.
"Where did you just go?" The sister-in-law scratched her face.
Student Xiao was a little helpless, thinking that Sister Saratoga was also talking nonsense next, so it was better to go straight to the point.
"Catch Oscar!"
"Whew! The goal this time is to capture Bismarck's ontological Oscar. "My sister-in-law drew a cat's head on the blackboard with chalk.
The cat catching plan was naturally thought up by the sister-in-law's idle boredom, and the reason was that the black cat Oscar was not interested in the sister-in-law, and he didn't touch it, which made Saratoga, the demon king of the mixed world, very unhappy, so Oscar's capture plan was born.
"Do you have any great ideas?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to just hug it?" Fantasy said strangely.
The sister-in-law figured out that she couldn't get close to Oscar, and the elementary school students could, just do it!
"Meow Meow Meow~" "Mimi Mi Mi~"
The sister-in-law walks behind the schoolchildren and looks for Oscar in the town guard's mansion.
The weather is hot, and the cat is also very afraid of the heat, on the indoor windowsill in the cafeteria, Oscar is lying lazily on it, with his black tail swaying on the edge of the windowsill, and suddenly Oscar feels a chill, stands up, and sees the schoolboy sneakily squatting on the ground and touching him.
Oscar's little blue eyes sensed that this matter was not simple.
"Meow meow meow~" Blowing Snow slowly approached Oscar, little by little, very close, pounced, and hugged it with open arms.
Oscar jumped dexterously, jumped over with his little head in the snow, and faced the pursuit and interception of the four people behind him, showing an amazing snakeskin move and escaping.
A few people sat in the restaurant in distress, watching Oscar run away.
"What should I do now?" Fantasy lay on the table and said weakly.
"That's right! Catch a cat! That one...... That one...... Dawn! It's the Admiral...... That's it! A flash of inspiration flashed in Blowing Snow's head, as if she had thought of something.
"That's right! Last time, we also caught the orange cat, using the Admiral's method, using cardboard boxes! Dried small fish! ”
"Did you catch it?" The sister-in-law was in good spirits.
"That's how I got it! Just like that, the carton was propped up, and the kitten went in and snapped, and grabbed it! Fukiyuki said happily, as if it was the cat she had caught before.
"Little dried fish, the decision is you, Bai Xue!" The sister-in-law slapped the table and looked at the snow in front of her.
……
Ahh
Dried fish are put into the pan and tumbled in the hot oil.
The small body is on the pedal, the blue hair is coiled behind the head, the apron is worn on the body, and a pair of long chopsticks are flipped in the hand.
"Bai Xue, very good at cooking! It's amazing! "Fantasy lay on the kitchen counter and watched Bai Xue's familiar movements.
Snow White smiled.
"Just like Sister Lexington and Sister Yat-sen, when will Bai Xue be the Admiral's wedding ship?"
"Yikes! It hurts, it hurts! The snow chopsticks shook and splashed a splash of oil.
Blowing Snow saw that Bai Xue was hot, and hugged Bai Xue down with both hands under Bai Xue's armpits.
"Hey, sister?" Bai Xue, who was blushing and heartbeating, watched her sister hold her hand and blow on the back of her oil-red hand.
"It won't hurt if you blow it, Bai Xue is good!" Blowing the bun took out the rare appearance of his sister, blew it, and touched his sister's head.
Bai Xue's heart was like eating honey.
"If my sister becomes the Admiral's wedding ship, will she still like me?" Blowing Snow looked up and said.
A knife struck Snow Blower's little head.
"Stupid sister!"
The sister-in-law takes the fried fish out of the pan.
"Sister, does it look delicious?" The fanciful eyes kept staring at the plate in the sister-in-law's hand.
"It looks delicious." The sister-in-law took out the chopsticks, tasted them and nodded.
Four pairs of chopsticks stretched out and nodded, you come and go.
When I came back to my senses, I was already on the CD action.
"Do you want me to fry another plate?" Bai Xue asked.
The sister-in-law thought for a while and asked, "Do you still want to eat?" ”
The three elementary school students nodded.
"Then we won't do it, but how are we going to catch Oscar now?" The sister-in-law touched her chin and was a little distressed.
"Or do you want to use fish to lure you? Fish fish, big mackerel? Xiao said tentatively.
"Great idea!"
Half an hour later.
Yuyu hugged Oscar, who took the initiative to post it, and stood in front of the sister-in-law who smiled evilly.
Thanks to Tokyo Teddy Bear for the 500 tips.
Thanks to Yu Zhengming for the 100-point tip.