Chapter Eighty-Three: Angry, Cold, Trembling.
(The last chapter was a mythical beast.,But it doesn't matter.,It doesn't affect the reading.,I'll see if the ban can be lifted later.,The general plot should also be clear.,It's that Ebisu met Jiraiya.,Disturbed to Jiraiya's 'material' and then taken away by a wave.。 )
"How do you smear people's innocence out of thin air?" Seeing that the 'materials' were all running away, Jiraiya's face turned red and he said to Naruto.
"This is a material, you know, the thing of the writer, how can it be called a hooligan......
Then there was no need to hide any art, inspiration didn't need to hide these half-understood words of Naruto, and the air was filled with cheerful air.
"What about your horse, you say? I'm making excuses, the boss is still doing this kind of thing, and in the end he's still a pervert, phew. Naruto was disdainful.
"And what about my practice?"
"Huh? Practice? Is the practice you are worth saying that you are walking on water? ”
Jiraiya came back to his senses and asked.
"Do you know how ninjas practice?" Naruto said with some curiosity, but after thinking about it, this guy can easily stun Ebisu, so he should be quite a powerful guy?
"But it's not water cultivation, I'm back, I want to master the changes in the chakra form."
"But since you have wiped out my cultivation, then you will be responsible for teaching me."
"A change in chakra form?" Jiraiya's face was slightly condensed, but he quickly pretended to be indifferent.
"Shut me up? His own strength is not good, and he will be broken when he touches it, what does it have to do with me? What does it have to do with me if you don't practice? You think I'll sympathize with you when you say it? Heh, I almost burst out laughing. ”
Jirai didn't pay any attention to Naruto anymore and walked out of the hot spring shop by himself.
"Hey, hey, wait, Gongkou Immortal."
"Cultivate with me!"
Naruto couldn't see the cooked duck flying like this, so he hurriedly followed Jiraiya and said.
"It seems that you really look like cultivating to become stronger, huh?" Since the beginning of the footsteps.
"yes!" Naruto nodded as often as a chick pecked rice.
"But, I refuse!" Zilai also said mercilessly.
"It's useless to talk too much! The most peculiar thing I hate is that you are rude! ”
Then Jiraiya added: "And I don't like men."
"Uh......" Hearing this, Naruto's brain turned, and he immediately complimented:
"Ahh Lai Ka Bao Immortals! I suddenly remembered that I had read your famous book "**Heaven". ”
Then Naruto coughed, and his expression became serious.
"Crab demon, people in Konoha, just got off the thunder car, I have already read your writings,
There is one thing to say, it is really good-looking,
The text is delicate and emotional,
The characters are plump, the lines are sharp,
The idea is clear, the contradiction is clear,
The content is wonderful, the plot is ups and downs,
Enlighten life, change the three views,
I was trembling and couldn't help myself.
Coming across a good book is like discovering a wonderful treasure, which is an extremely fortunate and honorable thing, and fortunately, I found this book.
Your book makes me a whole person,
A person who has a full life, has an independent personality, and deserves self-esteem and self-love.
Let me know how to be clever and not to work, and to be clumsy.
This book can only be found in heaven, and it is rare to hear it in the world.
This is a work that can make me die at dawn,
It's really Konoha that the boy has to read the TOP1 book, if you don't read it, you're not a Konoha person, and if you don't read it, you don't have a Hokage soul. ”
"After reading this book, my admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control."
"And I was also fortunate to see the four generations of Yushu Linfengsheng, a chrysanthemum pressed begonia. Popular among thousands of girls, people love cars and cars, and people who are connected to spirit animals and want to bow down immediately when they see them, it is really a blessing for three lives. ”
Jiraiya felt like his eyelids were beating uncontrollably.
"That book is forbidden for minors under the age of 18 to buy and read, don't lie to me."
"Oh, because your book is so well received, and although I haven't read it officially, I've heard about it from my mentor, Kakashi-sensei, and I can empathize with it." Naruto's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
I also felt that the corners of my eyes were jumping harder.
What the hell is going on with this kid......
Kujiu Sinai also said that she was a top-level tumor that was more poisonous than the three forbidden ninjas, and her face was as pure as the little white flower next to the mountain behind the Konoha Hokage Rock compared to her son.
But it seems that it has never been praised by people from so many dimensions, this kind of in-depth praise, not to mention, it is indeed a little cool, ah, a little cool......
"It's useless to flatter me, I'm an immortal."
Jilai also said righteously.
"I won't be deceived by a little kid like you."
After saying this, Jiraiya jumped to a step behind him and performed a spell.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and Naruto couldn't open his eyes because of the wind, and Jiraiya took advantage of this time to say goodbye and disappear.
"That's amazing! Although he is an old man, this ninjutsu is really handsome! ”
Naruto looked at Jiraiya's disappearing back with some emotion.
And Bian Jiuwei also spoke out at this time and said:
"Naruto, hurry up and catch up, this guy is very powerful, hurry up and go to apprenticeship."
"Oh oh oh!" When Naruto heard this, he immediately looked for the place where Jiraiya had disappeared.
All that remains in the hot spring shop is Ebisu, which is still paralyzed like mud.
……
Naruto searched in the village for a long time, but he didn't find Jiraiya, and was about to think of another way, when he suddenly heard a lady's scream:
"Ahh What are you doing? This old man. ”
Then it seemed to be the echo of the slap on the face.
"Sorry! Little sister, although you beat me, I still have to say that your European pie is really moist...... Porphyry's real ......"
Sure enough, Jiraiya's indecent voice also came at the same time.
This was followed by a crisp slap on the face.
"Smack!"
"Stinky rascal!"
Naruto searched for the sound, and sure enough, he saw Jiraiya who still had 2 slap prints on his face.
"I'm so old, and I'm so ashamed." Naruto looked at Jiraiya's current appearance and felt a little unbearable to look at it directly.
The image of a strong man just now is also gone at this time......
But considering that there didn't seem to be any other strong person, and he was very concerned about the ninjutsu that the Nine Lamas were going to teach, Naruto still rushed up to Jiraiya.
"Really, the women in this village are still so strong, they haven't changed at all, can we Konoha men still be good, how do Konoha men have to live to satisfy them, and when will they really stand up......"
"But I like that...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
"Still so strong, hasn't changed at all? That is, have you been here before? ”
Naruto asked, standing behind Jiraiya.
"You......" Jiraiya glanced back at Naruto.
"Why are you in ghs everywhere, you Gongkou Immortal!"
(Make up for yesterday's 5 more, tried for a long time, and yesterday's fourth watch should be lifted in 2 days...... )
(Thanks: Flying Dante, when I don't exist, sparkling, boring Akan, Jinzhou Liu, laughing Vigo, several bosses' tips, boss atmosphere, boss 20cm!) )
(Because when I don't exist, the old version of the reward.,Add a new chapter today.,Counting the recommended votes.,4 chapters as usual today...... It's okay, I should be able to hold on...... Right? )