Chapter 880: Anger Transfer Method
An Lin looked at the transmission note in his hand and was stunned.
What's so ...... Hung up again!
No, Chang'e always offends Wenqing like this, and she can't communicate at all.
Even if Su Qianyun is plugged in, the pause and estrangement of communication will make the two unhappy.
"Su Su, do you have any solution to Chang'e's Wenqing disease?" An Lin No. 2 asked.
A soft and glutinous voice sounded: "Well, the reason why Sister Chang'e is like this is mostly because there is something in her heart, or she has encountered obstacles in her cultivation, she is depressed in her heart, or she is depressed and sensitive in her life. ”
"To solve this problem, you can either help her or divert her attention."
When An Lin heard this, it was too difficult to help her solve the problem, but it was easy to divert her attention! With his charisma and language arts, can he do this?
Wouldn't it be enough to let one of her emotions increase and overshadow another?
He continued to use the gas machine to trigger the transmission note, and this time he waited and waited, but it was not connected.
An Lin: "......"
My big knife has been pulled out, and you don't take it?
An Lin didn't give up and continued to try to call Chang'e's qi.
Finally, with his efforts, the transmission note was finally connected.
"If the wind blows? No! The woman said.
The corners of An Lin's mouth twitched, ignoring Chang'e's nonsense, and said to himself: "Fairy Chang'e, I brought you a very interesting thing from the Evil Spirit Beast Prison!" ”
"Alas, spring is in full swing...... the woman sighed softly.
This sentence, An Lin finally understands a little, or is it not good? It is said that curiosity is the strongest desire of human beings, why doesn't it work when you come to Chang'e?!
He gritted his teeth and said, "I heard that some people are calling you stupid!" ”
There was a moment of silence.
Chang'e: "Who?" ”
An Lin took a deep breath: "Stupid! ”
Chang'e: "......"
An Lin: "......"
"Gollum ......," An Lin couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
He is out of the way, since curiosity can't divert Chang'e's attention, let anger divert it! No matter how sad you are, when someone taunts you, you will want to beat them up instead of continuing to be sad.
For example, if someone posts in the circle of friends that they lost money by trading stocks today, or broke up, you only need to post a hahahahahaha comment.
Keeping them will come out of that state of sorrow, and you will silently bear all the sins and evils, and although they are revived, you will do great compassion, and that is greatness!
The hospital beds are white and soft, the air conditioning is cool, and the iFi is still smooth, so there is nothing to worry about.
Sure enough, a fairy with a world-class face and a moon-white Luo skirt appeared in front of him, with a jade face full of frost, and raised a white and delicate palm.
An Lin's pupils shrank: "Wait, I'm just ......"
"Smack!"
"Boom!"
The earth shook violently, the power of the moon was agitated, and the impact of energy made the ten-mile laurel tree bend over.
An Lin was slapped on the ground and smashed into a circular crater with his body.
"Do you have itchy skin? Can't you talk well? Chang'e's skirt fluttered, and her voice was so cold that it seemed to pour a basin of cold water on her head.
An Lin's heart was sullen, and he slandered in his heart, obviously you didn't speak well first!
He touched his flushed face, hot, and a familiar feeling rose in his heart.
Dongfang Mengjie's slap seems to be so simple and rude......
An Lin stood up with difficulty, and immediately straightened his posture and said: "I'm sorry, I was offended by my words before, Fairy Chang'e, please forgive me, I came here to ask you to help refine a divine pill." ”
Chang'e still wanted to be angry, but after hearing the Divine Pill, her expression finally changed slightly: "You want to find me to refine the Divine Pill?" What type of elixir is to be refined? For whom? ”
An Lin was excited in his heart, and he finally understood what Chang'e said!
"I eat it myself, I don't pick, what god pill is cheap, easy to refine, I want what god pill."
He knew that most of the divine pills, in terms of medicinal materials alone, were priceless, and the price fluctuated greatly, and he even needed to find medicinal materials by himself.
From entrusting alchemy to becoming a pill, it took decades, hundreds of years, and An Lin couldn't wait that long, of course, how simple it was.
Chang'e bent her eyebrows and raised her eyebrows lightly, a little speechless: "Young people now, is it already so casual to eat the Divine Pill?" ”
An Lin smiled: "In this way, you don't have to worry, I also don't have to worry, and everyone is happy." ”
Chang'e pondered for a moment and said slowly: "There are three kinds of divine pills, and my refining materials are relatively complete, but there is only one that suits your requirements. ”
"Okay, then I want it!" An Lin snapped his fingers.
"Listen to me first." Chang'e interrupted, "This elixir is a bit special. ”
"What's so special?" An Lin was stunned.
Chang'e's moon and white cloud sleeves danced in the void, and an elixir glowing with colorful divine light appeared in the void, making people see it and have a desire to eat it.
Immediately afterwards, the changes reappeared, and the divine light released by the pill condensed, and it actually formed a colorful neon dress in the void, dancing with the wind, like a dream, beautiful.
"This ......" An Lin opened his mouth and stared blankly at the neon dress in the sky.
Chang'e opened her mouth and said: "This pill is called the Colorful Shendao Pill, which can enhance the power of the five elements and yin and yang attributes of the user at the same time, but after taking the pill, the user will have ten years to increase his body because of the Dan power......"
"Neon clothes? That's what you're talking about...... Meets the requirements? An Lin's eyes widened, and his face was shocked.
Chang'e smiled lightly: "The medicinal power is vast but not bursting, the attributes are powerful, and it is in line with your divine body, except for a little special symptoms, it is actually very suitable." ”
An Lin covered his heart and resisted the urge to vomit blood: "Your little special is to forcibly let Lao Tzu wear women's clothes!" Women's clothing that has been worn for ten years! And it's such a coquettish women's clothes, am I shameless! Are you a pervert for me?! ”
Chang'e pouted: "I don't even dare to wear women's clothes, and you still say that you love cultivating immortals?" ”
The corners of An Lin's mouth twitched.
"Okay, okay......" Chang'e saw An Lin's entangled and aggrieved face, and finally said slowly with some satisfaction, "Actually, there is still a solution." ”
"As long as I prepare an additional Melting Immortal Pill for you to take, and digest and absorb the Danli Ni Dress, but you have to pay another million spirit stones."
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, as long as it's not women's clothing!" An Lin breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, it's always good to keep the temperance, "Then it's decided, let's refine the Colorful Divine Dao Pill!" ”
Chang'e nodded and said, "Okay, most of the materials have been found, but there are still some materials that need to be specially found, and the deposit is only 100 million spirit stones." ”
An Lin: "......"