Chapter 61: It's All a Misunderstanding
"I said, these are all misunderstandings......
"Do you believe each other?"
"It's all Lux who seduced me!"
Yu Xiaobai pointed at the group of Noxus and pointed his finger at Lux.
Such a familiar action, as if Yu Xiaobai had done this kind of thing countless times.
Lux: "......"
I feel offended!
How can there be such a person in this world?
Such a man who has no sense of responsibility will definitely not have a girlfriend, right?
Lux thought.
The fish smiled like an idiot, and the smile on his face looked particularly innocent, as if everything he said was true, if his feet hadn't quietly moved to the periphery......
But it was obvious that the people around him didn't seem to believe what he said, and they also felt that Yu Xiaobai took them for fools, especially Lux, who was wearing a set of white breastplates, and she felt that the person in front of her was definitely looking for death.
But Lux didn't move, and he didn't detonate the glorious mark on Yu Xiaobai's chest.
just smiled at Yu Xiaobai, embarrassed but polite.
And this smile is definitely very beautiful for the people around him, but for Yu Xiaobai at this moment, it is no less than those damn ghosts and gods, just like the life talisman of Lord Yama
Moreover, if they believe his nonsense, Yu Xiaobai's nonsense, there are ghosts, right?
So......
What's next?
The people around him didn't speak, as if they had left time for Yu Xiaobai to continue performing.
Especially Nolan and Galen, the expressions on their faces are like saying you hurry up, they are all waiting to see the show.
……
"All right, brothers!"
"Long live Noxus!"
The best way to eliminate internal contradictions is to introduce external contradictions, and everyone is unanimous with the external contradictions.
At least, before that damn fig leaf was completely uncovered by the Demacian side, he was still a soldier of Noxus!
So......
Yu Xiaobai chose to strike first!
The vitality bombs gathered, and Yu Xiaobai's hand chose the weakest-looking one on Demacia's side.
"Sir, you have to believe me, in fact, it was Galen who forced me!"
Yu Xiaobai's words were sincere.
As he spoke, Yu Xiaobai had already thrown out the vitality bomb.
"Oh, really?"
"Then let's trust you for the time being!"
The Noxus side is not stupid, and naturally knows that now is not the time for infighting.
When facing the enemy, it is natural to unite all the forces that can be united, even if Yu Xiaobai's strength is not very stable, but as long as he doesn't make trouble for them for a while, it's fine.
Therefore, it doesn't seem to be a loss to stabilize Yu Xiaobai in a few words now......
At least, you can't push this two-faced guy to the opposite side!
As for what will happen later?
As long as there is victory, what is not negotiable?
"Long live Demacia!"
"Noxus, Wuyun Bichang!"
The two sides fought together......
The dragon girl found Nolan, and several instructors were on hand to assist.
As for Galen?
He was entangled by an assassin.
Yu Xiaobai's vitality is advancing, and under the rules of must-hit, it flies straight towards Lux's chest, as if it wants to directly penetrate this delicate girl.
But......
What the hell is this shield?
Oh, it turned out to be a glorious W......
Yu Xiaobai stood in place with a desperate smile on his face.
The heart reveals fragrance.
We failed to penetrate enemy armor!
……
"Singularity!"
Lux detonated the radiant mark that marked Fish White's chest.
The goddess of fate is smiling!
The huge energy was released in an instant, knocking Yu Xiaobai back to five meters away, and directly knocking Yu Xiaobai out of the battle circle.
And then......
In Lux's incredulous expression, Yu Xiaobai got up and turned around and ran.
Yu Xiaobai clutched his chest, and the smile on his face when he turned around seemed to say.
"I thank you for the eight generations of ancestors!"
……
"Whew, finally escaped!"
Under the night light, Yu Xiaobai stood under a big tree and sighed, and also took the opportunity to recover his strength.
I have to say that the magic of this chick is indeed strong!
The white lines are still there, but Yu Xiaobai's chest has been broken, and if you open the ribs, you can even see the gap between the lungs and the sternum......
Are you going to die?
Unexpectedly, he scumbag Yu Xiaobai also had a time when he was caught in the soul by other people's young sisters?
"Is this how my life is going to end?"
Suddenly......
Yu Xiaobai felt sad, looking back on what he had done in this life, it seemed that he would only feel a trace of warmth when he was a scumbag, knowing that it was not right.
"But I'm Yu Xiaobai, not Mingming!"
Therefore, there is nothing wrong with him being a scumbag.
Eh, why is my lower abdomen hot?
Are you going to the toilet?
Wrong!
Yu Xiaobai felt that heat flow rising!
So, are you going to throw up?
"What am I thinking?"
Shaking his head, Yu Xiaobai finally eliminated all the distractions in his mind, but when he shook his head, Yu Xiaobai found a magical thing, just like the legendary life and death.
That's ......
"Chest healed?"
The broken blood vessels are reconnected, and the blasted muscle fibers are completely reborn, and only the blood spilled on the ground can tell the story of what just happened.
How is this possible?
How is this impossible!
"Brother?"
"As a student, you're really cute!"
Familiar sounds, familiar feelings......
That inexplicable sense of fear once again descended on Yu Xiaobai's scalp.
My scalp is numb!
At this moment, Yu Xiaobai felt that it seemed good to die like that just now.
"You guys?"
"In your body......"
Why the feeling of excitement? It's as if the strange millet met the stars.
"Am I a pervert?"
"That's right!"
"My brother is a pervert!"
Yu Xiaobai: "......"
If Yu Xiaobai is not mistaken, he should now share a body with two female ghosts, although the will is still dominated by him, but it is indeed an indisputable fact that he shares a body.
So, isn't this a magical version of You Have Me and I Have You?
This kind of thing, to put it nicely, called the girl to live in the boy's body.
But to put it another way......
It became a perverted scumbag boy and entered the private star of two girls.
What is this?
Female high school students の after class?
Oh yes, and that royal sister ghost who pretends to be a teacher!
That's ......
Back to the good wife?
Damn, what is this!
If you write it like this, even if you hit the street, you will be targeted by the necromancer, right?
……
"Is it Yu Xiaobai?"
Suddenly, a weak voice came from behind Yu Xiaobai, and there was a little bit of blood in his tone.
"Nolan?"
This body didn't answer Yu Xiaobai, but only half-arched its body in front of Yu Xiaobai, holding his chest with one hand and the tree that Yu Xiaobai was leaning on with the other.
And then......
And she fell straight down!
So, on the battlefield over there, were the people on the side of Noxus defeated?
So, the question is?
Is he fishing while it's hot?
Or do you send her back to Noxus while it's hot?
"But no matter how you look at it, it's all my blood!"