Chapter 665 - Pulp for You to Lick (Second Update)
"It's... What a youkai. The assistant didn't tremble with fright this time, and the beauty of the female monster's appearance overwhelmed the terrifying aura emanating from her body.
As long as the monster is beautiful, it doesn't matter if it's a caterpillar cultivated to perfection!
It's worth it to be killed by such a beautiful monster.,It's best to be able to inhale yang energy before killing.,Anyway, in the future that is visible to the naked eye.,It's estimated that it's either sudden death from overwork.,Or disappear in obscurity on the day of old age.。
The camera's lens focuses on the flamboyant yokai and then zooms in.
In the live barrage, they praised the assistant's talent in photography, and strongly demanded that Kameda give the assistant a salary increase.
"I'll think about it."
Kameda scratched his ears and cheeks and searched his mind, he had made up a lot of supernatural knowledge, and the forum was nicknamed 'Special Advisor of the Folk Occult Agency'.
Just rely on this industry to eat, how can you be unprofessional.
Was there such a monster in the Heian period?
Definitely not! There was no tobacco in all of Asia during the Heian period.
If this shape appears in the story of the Heian period, it is estimated that the earth will not only have a monster revival, but also a chaotic time traveler.
That is the yokai that appeared after the Edo shogunate communicated with Westerners?
It's even more terrifying to think about it like this, it only takes a few hundred years to be able to cultivate into a big monster, what a terrifying talent this must be.
However, is it possible that some great yokai from the Heian period kept pace with the times and acquired the habit of smoking, but if you think about it this way, shouldn't you give up dry tobacco and choose to smoke cigarettes that are more convenient?
Sure enough, because the price of cigarettes is too high, even the big monster can't accept it.
It makes people bald and can't figure it out.
He has always created an expert image in front of the audience, and now his image prestige has been seriously hit!
[Could it be smoke? 】
In the live broadcast room, a barrage of island Chinese slowly slipped by, which inspired Kameda's thinking.
"The youkai below...... It should be smoke. ”
Slightly changed the name of the monster in the barrage, and Kameda snatched the idea in an instant.
Your thinking argument is good, but the next second it's mine.
Kameda coughed and whispered: "Yanluo Yanluo is a monster in the folklore of the island country, and according to legend, after the smoke of the farmhouse was blown into the sky, the king people carefully observed it, and they would find that there were grimaces or monsters in the smoke. ”
"Not only the smoke, but also incense and other things are all lodged with smoke and smoke......"
Kameda's words came to an abrupt end at this point, and the smoke on the street suddenly looked up at the hotel upper floors.
Those seductive eyes matched Kameda's eyes, which made him unable to say what he wanted to say.
Who said this, did you think it was the introduction of the TV show, and this kind of big guy would like others to introduce her identity?
With just one glance, Kameda immediately shrunk his neck like a turtle and squatted on the ground at a lightning speed.
"Click!"
The vines outside the window suddenly grew inward, and the rapidly growing branches were inserted into the glass, and the glass was instantly penetrated in the clattering sound of cracking.
A sharp branch twisted into a long spiral pole, and it headed towards Kameda sharply.
"Ahh
The flying glass shards reflected Kameda's appearance, horror and regret, and Kameda's big pie face became compact because of negative emotions.
Half a centimeter!
The long spiral rod was only half a centimeter away from piercing Kameda's eyebrows, and if the bloody scene came true, the first victim of Hyakki's night walk would appear.
However, Kameda has no intention of being officially recorded, and he will not be honored in the slightest.
The last member of the Kameda family was killed, and the property was divided among the relatives on the left and right according to kinship.
"Huha, huha, it's so dangerous, I almost died."
Kameda trembled all over, his legs were uncontrollably unable to use strength, and he could only drag his body with his arms and move backwards a little, and the stiff spiral rod seemed to grow forward immediately in the next second.
Two meters away from the long pole of the spiral branch, Kameda dared to stand up weakly.
Is this the power of the big monster, even just looking at the other side with your eyes will attract attention, and you don't even need to make any movements, and the plants that climb on the building will obediently attack.
And these plants are not even catalyzed by smoke!
As he spoke, the big monster was so terrifying.
What happened? Yanyanluo didn't look up at us just now. 】
[It seems to have released a spell on the anchor.] 】
[It's a vine on the window, and the speed of the attack is too fast.] 】
[Is the anchor dead?] 】
[Incense the anchor.] 】
[I wish the anchor would die soon. 】
[Is the Netherworld tipping service available now?] 】
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room exploded instantly after the branches entered the room, and the barrage flew by, completely covering up the live broadcast pictures.
Kameda's program effect here is too good, it deserves to be an enterprise-level veteran, and the explosion with good program effect is a real explosion in the literal sense.
Other live broadcast rooms are filmed outside the room, and some are simply filmed outside the city without sincerity, while Kameda's live broadcast room is not only in the city center, but also has such a program effect, who in the other live broadcast rooms can be noticed by the big monster and survive the attack?
This is the power of the big monster, which is fascinating!
"Smoke and smoke...... My lord, you're a good person. Even though there was only an assistant in front of him and no shadow of Yanyanluo, Kameda still had a flattering smile on his face.
It seems that as long as Lord Yanyanluo is willing, he will pounce in front of Yanyanluo and lick his shoes in the next second.
The clogs are licked directly into the pulp.
These monsters are so powerful that who knows if they will hear their own complaints.
Of course, Yanyanluo couldn't hear the complaints, but it didn't stop Mizuno from hearing them.
"Gaba, Gaba."
A group of students gathered to stare at the screen of their phones, on which Kameda's live broadcast room was playing.
This can be seen all over the island country, and people who can't make it to Kyoto learn about the Hyakki Night Walk that is taking place in this way.
"It's beautiful."
"This is my wife."
"It's a pity that I'm the man she'll never get."
The moment they saw Yanyanluo appear, several male students gasped, this gorgeous beauty was so miserable, and compared with Yanyanluo, most of the female classmates around him couldn't watch it.
No, comparing Yanyanluo with them is simply insulting Yanyanluo.
We, who are also Homo sapiens, are really sorry that it has seriously dragged down the appearance of this group.
"Gaba, Gaba."
Mizuno, who was eating senbei and watching the video, slowly put down the senbei in his hand, and the erotic lure technique has been upgraded again?
Let's take a look at the number of people in the live broadcast room at the moment......
It turns out that the reason for the inexplicable upgrade of the erotic seduction technique is here.,It's really yours.,Kameda.。
Mizuno narrowed his eyes, and the smoke and smoke clone on the street also looked at the high-rise building with feeling.