Chapter Eighty-Three: The Unlucky Star

"Next, to get to know the new members, we invited the guest, the spicy soothsayer - fish sauce. The first divination question is, who is the most likely of the four to become rich? Shiraku asked.

The camera pans to the four people sitting side by side, and Mai Fukagawa's eyes widen in surprise when their names are read.

"Fukagawa is most likely to become a rich man."

"First of all, she is the most narcissistic girl, very narcissistic to the point that it is not an exaggeration to say that it is abnormal, but narcissistic people have the divine power to summon fortune."

"Huh?" Hoshimi tilted his head suspiciously to think about the words of the god stick, and Fukagawa waved his hand in a panic to deny it, rejecting such an evaluation very much.

Shiraku and Himura hurriedly asked, "Is it true?" Is Fukagawa narcissistic? ”

Fukagawa retorted at a loss: "Not at all, I'm really super inferior, because I feel inferior all over my body." ”

"Really?" Shiraku turned to Himura and began to fire: "If Fukagawa feels inferior to his whole body, then Himura can only have a disembowelment." ”

The four people sitting in the center of the stage covered their mouths and waved their hands except for Hoshimi, only her eyes swept to Fukagawa's tearful eyes, and her eyes rolled without saying a word.

Shile asked, "Where is the inferiority?" ”

"First of all, the legs are very short......"

Before Fukagawa finished speaking, the audience sounded with doubts: "Where are the legs short?" ”

"I really feel like I have short legs."

"Stand up and see what's short?"

Fukagawa stood up timidly with her knees covered when she heard Shiraku's instructions, and she didn't dare to stand up straight when the camera swept towards her lower body, bending her legs to cover it.

The members immediately coaxed and comforted, "Isn't it long? There is no leg shortness at all! ”

Shile smiled and returned to his true colors and said, "But sitting here and looking at it is not very clear, can you take off your skirt?" Seeing that Fukagawa immediately ran back to his seat and sat down, Hoshimi smiled and leaned on Wakatsuki, and Shiraku added, "I just didn't see it and said that!" ”

The god stick began to talk nonsense again: "I think this is completely to hear everyone's praise!" ”

Shiraku explained and asked, "Huh? Is it to listen to what others have to say? ”

Hearing such an interpretation, Fukagawa was momentarily stunned, staring at the three of them without blinking, and waved his hand helplessly to deny. Seeing this, Hoshimi stiffened his head and said with a knowing face: "I know, it's okay maimai, everyone is like this, right! She turned her head to look at the members, waiting for a new round of artillery fire.

"No, it's only Miho that's like this!"

"Yes, the most narcissistic person in the group should be Mihoho."

Shiraku heard the members ruthlessly exposing Hoshimi and asked, "Huh? Is Hoshimi usually narcissistic? ”

Ikuta preemptively revealed: "It's super narcissistic at all, and when I was in the lounge again, Hana and I passed by Mihoho and looked at her, and she felt that we had a crush on her, and she was speechless." ”

Hoshimi looked at Fukagawa and breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and waved his hand in response: "I don't remember such a thing at all, is it because you are paying too much attention to me and want to get my attention!" Do you think you're going to say, 'Ikuk-chan, you're such a funny woman'? ”

"You're the real narcissist!" Shiraku pointed at Hoshimi and commented with a smile, then turned his head to look at the god stick and asked, "I want to know why Hoshimi is so narcissistic why his fortune is not as good as Fukagawa's?" Could it be that the real Fukagawa is more excessive than that? ”

Hoshimi retorted in a low voice, "I'm not narcissistic at all, I just have a clear understanding of my charm!" ”

Shiraku, who heard Hoshimi muttering, dismissed her opinion, "What kind of charm do you have!" I'd like to hear about the fortunes of the other two now, and save this narcissist for last. ”

Shen Stick glanced down at the hand card and said: "Compared with Fukagawa-san, Ito-san's words are mainly because she is a genius and the kind of person who can spend money, and the money will be spent as soon as it arrives in her hand, and her financial luck is not good because of waste." ”

"Ito is because of waste."

Ito happily ignores the question of waste and asks, "Huh? What about that innate genius? ”

Shile teased, "Want to hear this? Are you infected by the narcissism of the person next to you? ”

Shen Stick explained solemnly: "In fact, some people are born with the holy light of the 'star', why do people with this kind of lucky star like to spend money so much? It's because I know that I can earn it back when I run out. So don't worry about it, spend your money decisively. ”

"I see."

"I have a question!" Hoshimi raised his hand positively, and after seeing the MC nodding, he asked, "Shouldn't it be me who was born with the holy light of 'star'?" My name is Xingjian Weibu, I should have a lucky star too! ”

Shiraku pretended to be speechless and sneered, "Ah! Why is it that there is your business everywhere, and no one else Hoshino has spoken, and shouldn't your star be an unlucky star? You always had accidents in the previous show! ”

Seeing Hoshimi sadly resting his head on Wakatsuki's shoulder, Shiraku asked again, "How is Wakatsuki?" ”

"Ruoyue-san's words are people who can't make results no matter how hard they try, and they are destined not to become local tyrants when they are born."

Himura asked in surprise, "Are you born poor?" ”

"Yes."

Hoshimi immediately jumped out and retorted, "Liar! ”

Shiraku looked at Wakatsuki sympathetically, "This is the last thing you want to hear, no matter how hard you work, you can't make money or anything, it's too sad, right, so what should you work for?" ”

"But she's the hardest worker, very hard, but it's a pity that she doesn't have any money."

The god stick made another stab on Wakatsuki's back.

Ruoyue's back instantly slumped, and she asked helplessly, "What should I do!" ”

"It's just that Ruoyue can't make money by herself, so wouldn't Ruoyue let others make money?" Hoshimi sensed that his opportunity had come, and glanced at Reika Sakurai, who was smiling brightly on the left, and preemptively promised: "If you want to rest because you work too hard in the future, you can come to me, I'm a lucky star, I'll make money!" ”

Shile couldn't help but complain: "Who said you were a lucky star!" The four of you have the best fortune in Fukagawa, and if you want to borrow money, you should also look for Fukagawa! ”

Himura asked, "What about Hoshimi's fortune?" ”

"Hoshimi-san's fortune is the worst here."

"Huh! I've already established that you're cheating on me, no need to say more. Hoshimi waved his hand and blocked his ears and fell on Wakatsuki's shoulder again.

"Xingjian-san's words belong to the type of wealthy family, but he can't keep the money, and he was born with the holy light of the 'star', but the light with it is relatively dim, and it belongs to the unlucky star. This is different from Ruoyue-san.,Ruoyue-san can't make money if you work hard.,Hoshimi-san belongs to the hard-working hard, the less money you have.,If you just keep the family property, you may have no worries about food and clothing.,But you may also be poor overnight.。 ”

Shiraku looked at Hoshimi with a desperate face and teased, "You are really unlucky!" You better don't rely on Ruoyue, don't harm others. ”

"The next topic is – who will be the first to graduate and get married?"

"The first to get married should be Wakatsuki-san."

Shile looked at Ruoyue in surprise and teased: "Ruoyue, you got married early without any money." Why? ”

"Because I am serious and attractive, it is easy to charm my lover and get married. If you want to be rich, you can only graduate and get married. The object of marriage is an ordinary person, and there is no money. ”

Hoshimi nodded in rare agreement when he heard the new speech of the god stick.

Shiraku sneered mercilessly: "It's actually the same as Hoshimi said, it's obviously the best and hardest working wife, but it's still just ordinary." ”

Looking at Hoshimi, who was full of disapproval, Shile looked at the manuscript in his hand and smiled: "There are those who get married early and those who get married late, who will be the latest to get married here?" ”

"Xingjian-san, I feel that there is no marriage luck at all, and I am the type of lonely old age."

Shile asked, "Is it because you're too unlucky to find a love partner?" ”

"No, Hoshimi-san belongs to a very popular type, but because of his slow reaction, he is likely to miss the right fate, and he also has the element of flowers, so it is easy to like many people."

Shiraku looked at the members who nodded in agreement and said, "Flower heart? It turns out that Hoshimi is a scumbag? It feels like the members have a lot to say. ”

Ikuta took the lead in sniping: "Mihoho has been trying to ask me out to hang out, and he said that he was going to ride a roller coaster, but he went with Asuka and Konan behind!" ”

After listening to this, Sakurai added, "Eh! Before, Weibu-chan clearly made an appointment with me and Wakatsuki, and let us take her to the amusement park, but then it was as if I had forgotten, and Wakatsuki and I were still waiting stupidly. ”

Hoshino Minami hurriedly denied: "It's not that she took me and Asuka, it's because Miho said that Hiya doesn't like the feeling of swaying and doesn't want to go with her, so she threatened us to go." ”

When Shile heard the statements of several people, he immediately pursued: "It's a complete scumbag!" It's too distracting, who do you really like? ”

Hoshimi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No! And how can it be called a flower heart? It's not a flower to like a lot of people, it's just that the heart is broken into a lot of pieces, and each piece likes a different person.