Chapter 10 The pig hits the tree, and I ride the pig

"Divine Envoy, since you said that I am the Emperor of Humans, do you have any plans next?"

The upward appearance of the corners of the Yellow Emperor's mouth is very beautiful, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, and like the Yangtze River surging for thousands of miles, it is obvious that his heart is moved.

Just kidding, everyone is excited, of course, Luo Tian said that he was not impressed at all, who made Brother Tian not a human being in the first place?

"Don't move anything for now, wait!"

Luo Tian felt that the Yellow Emperor didn't understand what he meant, and was about to continue, but was ruthlessly interrupted.

"I know that the divine envoy means to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, wait for the Yan Emperor Chiyou to lose, and then our fishermen will benefit."

In, why is it so showy, idioms are used, is it the elementary school teacher who gave you a make-up lesson.

"Of course not, you are the future human emperor, how can you think so? Win depends on your ability to win, I have investigated in the Yandi tribe, the Yandi is basically set up by Chiyou, this battle Yandi will lose, and when the time comes, he will ask us for help, and when the time comes, we will send troops to kill Chiyou in one fell swoop, and Dingding Central Plains! "Luo Tian's face, how can you be like this, as if Ah Zhen is possessed.

"Is there a difference between what you say and what I say?"

I know that there is no difference and still say it, I don't know if this will make the air freeze suddenly? It's embarrassing. Luo Tian complained ruthlessly. Of course, in the heart, after all, the Buddha said that it cannot be said.

Luo Tian gave a look for the Yellow Emperor to experience on his own, obviously he failed to understand, Brother Tian once again felt that he was out of place with this world, this was the third time he had this kind of thought, but he hoped that there would be no more in the future! How is that possible? This kind of thing is like masturbating some rod-like object, only zero times and countless times.

However, the Yellow Emperor did not feel a trace of embarrassment, and still looked at Luo Tian intently, worthy of being the first ancestor of humanity, and his spirit of breaking the sand pot and asking the end is worthy of recognition.

Luo Tian was stared at by him, shivering all over his body on a hot day, his hands and feet were cold, and his forehead was sweating. This is the fourth time that Luo Tian feels that he is out of place in this world, and again and again, endlessly, Brother Tian is finished.

"Do you want to know what is the difference between my words and yours, well, let me tell you, your words just now have thirty-two words, my words have eighty words, and I am two and a half times yours, understand?"

I didn't want to say that, but I didn't expect the Yellow Emperor to be so faceless, and now it's cool to hear my words, with a surprised look, I didn't expect it!

Fight with me, hehe!

If you have to force me to cheat, there is no way, people who want to get closer to the gentleman are forced to be like this, is there any reason for heaven? Is there still a royal law?

Luo Tian looks like you bite me and beat me, which makes people ...... Indescribable!

Seeing the Yellow Emperor's expression of eating Xiang, Luo Tian said that he was very special and extremely happy.

"Why is there a dot at two and a half times, what does that dot mean?"

Curious about the baby online, ask so much what to do, inexplicably wonderful.

Playing eagles all the year round but being pecked blind by house sparrows, Luo Tian was a little confused, and was thinking about how to explain it to the Yellow Emperor?

Then Luo Tian found a place, using a tree branch as a pen, and became an engineer of the human soul.

One operation, yes, look at the way the Yellow Emperor scratched his head, he must still not understand!

Forget it, just lied to him, otherwise I guess I won't be able to eat dinner tonight. Luo Tian thought to himself: It doesn't matter if I eat or not, the point is that I can't starve my ancestors.

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After Luo Tian's three-inch incorruptible tongue and two lines of clever teeth, he finally succeeded in dizzying himself, what the hell are you talking about.

"Oh, you just think that this point is the meaning of cheng, and the number that is followed by it is a few percent. With one is one is one into a person who has ten wives...... Each of the ten fingers accounts for one percent...... Got it? ”

Brother Tian's last sentence was almost said through gritted teeth. It seems that he has been forced to the end of the road, and if he can't do it, he will probably have to be exhausted.

The Yellow Emperor raised his face to look at the sky forty-five degrees, looking thoughtful, and after about a few minutes, he nodded slightly, and his tongue burst into bursts, and the sound of three good things came to his mouth.

I don't really understand it, and I also use the decimal system in China since ancient times, which should be very well understood, but I don't know how to identify this ancient one.

Whatever! Eating is the first priority.

"Yellow Emperor, you see that the sun has rested now, should we also ......?"

Before he finished speaking, the Yellow Emperor said that he already understood.

"It's not early, the messenger is tired, it's time to rest, I'll take you to the room to rest immediately."

The Master once said, "To know is to know, and not to know is to know, and to know is to know." ”

Is it really good to pretend to understand like this? Does Luo Tian want to rest? He's going to have dinner, okay.

He had to be direct, "Yellow Emperor, are you hungry?" In the end, Luo Tian still didn't pull down his face, and could only make the Yellow Emperor understand by hinting.

"I'm okay, I ate a little too much at noon, and I didn't work in the afternoon, so I'm not very hungry right now."

It's sad, it's not the kind of outcome I wanted......

I suspect that the Yellow Emperor got the wrong script, isn't it just a meal? Alas, I won't eat it yet, that's my temper.

Thinking about it, Luo Tian left sad tears again, although he kept saying that the wind and sand were blind.

Lying on the stone bed, covered with animal fur, Luo Tian felt that his arrival had caused a change in the course of this world. What do you do, a little panicked, how to deal with the enemy?

In an instant, there were not a million possibilities, he just went through all the Internet hot words he knew in his mind, and finally came to the result.

- Why don't you have some late-night snack?

Luo Tian tiptoed out of the door, snoring like thunder all around, and they probably didn't know if he threw them into the water, but Luo Tian has always regarded himself as a good person, and this thought only stayed in his mind for a second before disappearing. Well, three seconds can't be any more.

The bright moon shines in the sky, thinking of the vastness of the universe, alone and falling, mourning the infinity of my life, envying the moments of life, Luo Tian looked up at the sky at forty-seven degrees, and read out such a paragraph that seems to have a philosophical charm but is purely pretending to be forced.

Originally, he thought that the black light was blind, but Luo Tian thought that he was going to find a torch, but he never thought that the moon was so bright today, and it was simply blinding his dog...... That one...... of the eye.

The moon wind is quiet on a quiet night, and the jungler is hilarious!

Tonight, Luo Tian wants to defend his dignity as a second-generation zombie and taste what it is like to have the blood of other animals.

Dig into the jungle, listen to the eight directions and see the six roads, and don't pay attention to any wind and grass Luotian, it's so capricious!

I believe everyone has heard a story called Shouzhu Waiting for the Rabbit, that's right, Luo Tian just wants them to send to the door, to wait for work, which not only reduces the consumption of their physical energy, although it is generally replenished quickly, but Luo Tian is lazy, am I lazy am I proud, am I proud? I'm inflated!

Luo Tian has always regarded Ma Dalong as a life coach, and now it is time to implement his spirit, believe it and wait for it, and if you don't believe it, you can't stay for it.

To put it in layman's terms, his behavior is to rely on heaven! This is better than some waste youth, although they are wasted, they don't come out to make trouble.

Finding a tree that looked more than eye-catching, Luo Tianpan sat and stood, waiting for something fateful.

Not to mention the breeze blowing on his cheeks, Luo Tian really felt a little sleepy for a moment, and at this moment, a crazy wild boar rushed towards him at a speed of eighty miles per second, getting closer, closer and closer.

I only heard a clang, the pig hit the tree, Brother Tian rode the pig, and he was not stupid at the last moment, a Wudang Tiyun flew up, and then fell on the pig's back.

After a few snorts, this pig who couldn't make a brain teaser finally left this world with a reluctant face, and at that moment, Luo Tian even had an urge to erect a monument for it, but fortunately, he restrained himself in the end.