Chapter 106: Brother Xiaobing and the Great Prince of Shonan

Qian Guanzi and I watched angrily as Brother Xiaobing turned a corner from the aisle and walked away.

Qian Guanzi was still angry, and raised his fist and shouted: "Young master, I will smash this broken door now, how about catching him back and beating him?" ”

I shook my head, touched my chin and considered it seriously: "Don't worry about this slut for now, it's going to be troublesome if you make a big deal here." The most important problem now is that the identities of both of us are being impersonated. It's okay if those two pretending to be us are just cheating money, but they actually pretend to be the prince of Shonan, I think there is a big problem with this. ”

Qian Guanzi frowned bitterly: "Then what should I do?" ”

"I can't think of a way for the time being, let's leave here first."

I walked to the wall of the detention cell, put my ear to the wall and tapped it with my hand, and I heard that the wall was quite thick.

I glanced at Qian Guanzi and gestured with my hand, "There is a wall with this~ how thick, can you do it?" ”

Qian Guanzi wiped his nose and crossed his waist confidently: "It's not an iron plate, if I hit it with all my strength, even if it is an iron plate, I can penetrate it." ”

"That's the time to play your part."

"Wrap it up on me!"

Qian Guanzi moved his muscles and bones, and then slammed his fist into the wall, and suddenly the bricks and dust flew up, and a large hole was broken in the wall of the detention cell.

I fanned away the dust with my hand and looked out, I don't know which street in Nandu was outside, and the passers-by on the street stood still and looked at this side with a shocked face, and the aunt who set up a vegetable and fruit stall behind the wall was so frightened that she sat on the ground in fright by the explosion of the wall.

Hearing the chaotic footsteps and shouts of officers and soldiers in the corridor of the detention room, Qian Guanzi and I immediately jumped out of the big hole, thanked my aunt who was sitting on the ground with a bewildered face, and then pulled Qian Guanzi and ran towards the other end of the street.

After running for our lives all the way, after crossing more than a dozen streets, Qian Guanzi and I stopped in an alley.

I was holding on to the wall and panting, Qian Guanzi squatted down against the wall, covered his stomach and said to me quietly: "Young master, I'm hungry." ”

"There's a trash can outside, look through it yourself and see if there's anything to eat."

"Woo......"

Exiled, penniless, and hunted down by officers and soldiers, a tragedy in the world!

TNND, if you fall into this kind of field, you can blame those two fakes who pretended to be me and Qian Guanzi! If I see it, I'll have to smoke it to death!

I came to Shonan to be a prince, and by the way, I made my promise to the Green Rose marriage, canceling or postponing it. Who would have thought that I would get into such trouble, and if I had thought of it, I wouldn't have come back...... I still want to come back, if those two guys who pretend to be me and Qian Guanzi do bad things, won't this account be counted on my head at that time?

Gotta kill them!

...... Anyway, I'm a little hungry too.

In the past two days, I have either eaten wild fruits or grilled fish, and I can't eat enough at all, I thought that after reaching the southern capital, I could go to the palace to eat a meal of delicacies from the mountains and seas, but now it seems hopeless, if I dare to tell people that I am the prince of Shonan, I will definitely be arrested again.

For now, it's better to fill your stomach first.

After catching my breath, I kicked Qian Guanzi, who was still squatting on the ground.

"Get up and get to work!"

Qian Guanzi stood up dissatisfied, not motivated at all, "What kind of work are you doing?" ”

"Acrobatics!"

My brother has skills, but he is in a foreign country, penniless, and if he doesn't steal or rob and wants to make money to eat immediately, he can only rely on acrobatics!

Qian Guanzi and I walked out into the street, and after making sure that it was far away from the place where the trouble had just occurred, and that there were no officers and soldiers patrolling, we strode out with confidence. I found an open place, and I slapped Qian Guan a few times and asked her to lie down quickly.

After she reluctantly lay on the ground, I clapped my palms vigorously to attract the attention of passers-by, and shouted: "Dear fellow villagers, ladies and gentlemen, the younger brother Wang Yi and the cheap sister Wang Er came to your land for the first time, and they are penniless, and they have no relatives or friends, and they are worried that they can't even eat." But there is a skill that can be used for everyone to laugh at, I hope that if you are happy to see it in the future, you can reward one or two dollars, my Wang and my sister will definitely do what they have learned all their lives to make everyone happy! ”

The surrounding passers-by reacted coldly, but there were still quite a few people who came to join in the fun when they heard the movement, and after a while, more than a dozen passers-by came around.

I didn't talk nonsense and began to prepare for the first show.

squatted down, lifted a half-human-sized stone slab on the spot in front of everyone's eyes, and pressed it on Qian Guanzi's body. pulled out Qing Ji again, and shouted to the audience who seemed to be looking forward to it: "Everyone, look at it, this is a hard stone slab attached to the ground, but it is not a fake slate made by those charlatans, and there is absolutely no trick or foot." I'm going to use this sword now to show everyone 'Chest Splitting Boulders'! ”

The audience shouted loudly, and some people applauded and encouraged.

I held Qing Ji high in both hands and aimed at the stone slab on Qian Guanzi, who was lying trembling on the ground.

"Young, young master, don't cut ...... off"

"Shut up, if you want to eat, you can resist me, I'll chop!"

With a sword split, the slate was immediately split into two pieces.

I measured my strength, and just let the slate break and then stopped, Qian Guanzi just looked like he was too frightened and rolled his eyes, and he was not injured.

There was a burst of warm applause and continuous shouts of "good", it seemed that the audience was very satisfied, and seventeen or eighteen people gathered at this meeting, which was very lively.

I pulled the dazed Qian Guanzi up from the ground, and then performed "Xiao Wang's Flying Knife", with Qian Guanzi standing in front of the fence with a wooden pony on his head. I stood far away in the audience, blindfolded myself with a handkerchief, and took the carving knife out of its scabbard.

Blindfolded, I heard Qian Guanzi shouting in fear: "Young Master, are you sure you really won't throw it off?" ”

"Seventy percent sure will not be biased!"

"Seventy?!"

Releasing the aura, sensing the direction of Qian Guanzi and the position of the wooden knife, after taking a deep breath, I threw the carving knife violently.

"Whoa—"

I only heard the knife hit something, and immediately there was a round of applause around me, and I knew I had missed it.

Confidently pulling down the blindfolded handkerchief, he saw that Qian Guanzi was already sitting on the ground paralyzed in fright, and a wooden pony that had been stuck in a knife fell next to him.

I waved my hand to the audience, laughed a few times and walked over to pick up the knife and the pony, but Qian Guanzi suddenly hugged my thigh and cried: "Young master, I'm not eating, don't use me to do acrobatics anymore, okay?" ”

"Tsk, useless things, you can eat leftovers when you make money later."

But the next acrobatic show wasn't going to use her in the first place.

I dragged Qian Guanzi, who was holding my thighs, and shouted to the audience: "The next performance will be more than just acrobatics, I will bring you real immortal arts, please keep your eyes open." ”

The onlookers were attentive and seemed to be looking forward to my next performance.

I drew a clear stream from the small gourd, and the water turned in a circle in front of me, and the audience, who had never seen such a miraculous thing, suddenly exclaimed, and they were all dumbfounded.

I divided the water into twelve masses and floated in the air, and after spinning around me several times, I made each mass change shape and become various animals.

Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig, 12 zodiac signs.

I let them fly around the audience and make the scene lively.

More than a month ago, when I was practicing water control at Shuijingfeng, I didn't expect it to be so popular now, and I can use it to perform and make money in the future.

Qian Guanzi also looked at these animals flying around stupidly, and while controlling the zodiac, I quietly kicked her and whispered: "Why are you still stunned, take advantage of the atmosphere is so good, go and ask for some money." ”

"Oh, oh."

Qian Guanzi jumped up, excitedly folded his hands into a bowl, and grinned and asked the audience for money. And most of the passers-by who saw such a wonderful performance were willing to give rewards.

However, at this critical moment, I don't know who shouted: "The chengguan is here!" A large group of officers and soldiers appeared at the back of the crowd, carrying knives and spears to disperse the people, and one of them was the little soldier who tricked me and Qian Guanzi into the detention room and locked them up.

The performance just now was all in vain, so angry that I even turned into a puddle of water and sprinkled it on the ground.

Brother Xiao Bing pointed his spear at me and shouted to the soldiers in the group around him, "These two are fugitives pretending to be royal and arrest them!" ”

The passers-by hurriedly dispersed, and a group of soldiers of about 30 people surrounded me and Qian Guanzi, both of whom pointed their spears at the two of us. Looking at this posture, Brother Xiaobing still has an official position.

Not only did he trick me and Qian Guanzi into the detention room, but now he also ruined my way to make money, and I was so angry that I wanted to pull out Qingji and split this goods.

I grabbed Qian Guanzi, who wanted to beat up Brother Bing to vent his anger, and shouted at Brother Bing: "Report your name!" It's kind of heads-up! lest you hurt the innocent! ”

Brother Bing said indifferently: "I am the deputy commander of the patrol battalion, the 'Silver Spear Overlord' Bai He, if you want to compare the high, I am interested in accompanying you." ”

Unexpectedly, this guy seems to be a few years older than me at most, and he actually let him get into such a high position, and I thought he was just a small soldier guarding the city gate.

The soldiers surrounding us saw that the white crane was going to fight with me, so they all distanced themselves a little, and drove away the curious passers-by.

Qian Guanzi shouted: "The old lady fights with you, and one punch can knock you out of the city!" ”

I stopped Qian Guanzi and said handsomely: "This is a man's business, and it is enough for women to shout and cheer on the side." ”

Qian Guanzi replied without answering: "Young master, you finally treat me as a woman." ”

Regardless of this idiot, I pulled out the carving knife, and after dexterously playing with the knife flower, I pointed at the white crane and said: "I am Wang Yi, the second disciple of the Water Mirror Peak of the Qing Xuan Dao Sect, and Yu Yi, the great prince of the Southern Hunan Kingdom, today I will teach you this hanging hair, and let you see the power of the Xianmen exercises!" ”

"Hmph."

Bai He played with two spear flowers, and coldly pointed the tip of the gun at me: "If you know a little bit of exercises, you can pretend to be a big prince, but you are just a frog at the bottom of a well." Although I have not received training from the Immortal Family, I am more than enough to deal with you, an impostor. ”